Tuesday, July 14, 2009
The Buddha 'Bag
He who seeks spiritual enlightenment must realize that it can only be attained after one has prepared one's body first. To be really douchey.
After one has experienced the ancient Chinese nipple pierce and tattooed "Fat Sack" upon one's belly.
Only then, can one find truth upon staring at suckle thigh.
-- The Buddha 'Bag, 448 B.C.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:02 AM 
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Truth be told, he was actually trying to pay homage to his two favorite people - Fats Waller & Bill the Cat (Ack!) but they got the spacing wrong.
Three (or perhaps even 3.5, maybe 4, possibly even 4 and a quarter, depending on how you count) douchebags and only half a hot chick...I don't like where the day is going...
Having looked at this picture before my coffee, I now need to shit taco. And I had a salad for dinner.
Having looked at this picture before my coffee, I now need to shit taco. And I had a salad for dinner.
When they accidentally ran out of fuel, Jinksie fart-blasted them back to shore allowing the $50 tow fee to go towards another keg.
Later that evening, he tattooed the words, "Ares Rocket", around his sphincter tuba.
Later that evening, he tattooed the words, "Ares Rocket", around his sphincter tuba.
"My vision must be getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."
# posted by 
: 7:40 AM
: 7:40 AM
The Headless Boatman is preparing Sicklybod Crane's tapeworm.
Note to obese douchebags: shaving your head doesn't make you look any less pathetic.
Note to obese douchebags: shaving your head doesn't make you look any less pathetic.
Lemmee wear your bikini top, my fat bags are gonna burn in this heat. And we know how much they'll stink.
This pic makes me dry heave
This pic makes me dry heave
# posted by : 7:54 AM
: 7:54 AM
I swear I've seen this dude before. I think he was rocking out on a musical instrument made out of an old radiator.
Are we sure it doesn't say "Fat Fag!" on his belly?
I think he is there to eat the other douchebags, like a terrestrial Jabba the Hutt.
I think he is there to eat the other douchebags, like a terrestrial Jabba the Hutt.
# posted by : 8:39 AM
: 8:39 AM
Hmmm, tender, and succulent you are, yes, the tender area 'round your navel starting will I there and then, south will I go, hmmm. Hard my nipples, for you they are.
Ol'Bag
Ol'Bag
# posted by : 8:47 AM
: 8:47 AM
"If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit."
# posted by : 9:46 AM
: 9:46 AM
how ironic would it be for this dude to suddenly lose a huge mess of weight from some involuntary disease process...nothing says cool like a 150 dude with an incredibly stretched and saggy "fat sack" tatt.
That poor dog! The mutt is stuck in his gravitational field and is about to get crushed into his triple roll/bitch tits. At least the dog has the sense to look at the hott while falling to his death.
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
# posted by : 2:40 PM
: 2:40 PM
... and so Buddha 'Bag declared: I will sit in the shade of this hotchick until I receive enlightenment....
--VS
--VS
# posted by : 5:49 PM
: 5:49 PM
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wanta dah moole-rah? Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
-Douche Bauer
-Douche Bauer
# posted by : 7:34 PM
: 7:34 PM
In case anyone ever wondered what the Ex-Mr. Oblongata looks like....Well, there ya go. Wheeze will back me up on this.
What can I say? I used to drink a lot.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm back to scrubbing out my vagina and mouth with a wire brush. It's been three years and I still can't make the ickyness go away.
What can I say? I used to drink a lot.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm back to scrubbing out my vagina and mouth with a wire brush. It's been three years and I still can't make the ickyness go away.
Aww, leave King Kong Bundy alone. He - of anyone - deserves a "douche" exception given his stellar work with Big John Stud.
Hugs n' Kisses,
Douchebag Jim Duggan
Hugs n' Kisses,
Douchebag Jim Duggan
# posted by : 11:36 PM
: 11:36 PM
If you poked Buddha Bag in the belly, he would
a)burst forth in the Dough Boy giggle.
b)emit enough gas to power the boat around the bay and back four times.
c)say "Quit jabbing my Hutt!"
d)Shake like a bowl full of jelly at a Christmas in July celebration.
d)
a)burst forth in the Dough Boy giggle.
b)emit enough gas to power the boat around the bay and back four times.
c)say "Quit jabbing my Hutt!"
d)Shake like a bowl full of jelly at a Christmas in July celebration.
d)
# posted by : 11:52 PM
: 11:52 PM
I dated a guy who had man boobs so big my bra didn't even fit him. And I'm a well-endowed gal.
NEVER AGAIN. I WON'T GO BACK.
NEVER AGAIN. I WON'T GO BACK.
DB1, aren't you supposed to take down topless shots? I am busy "admiring" those tits, especially the pierced right one.
I imagine the other half of the Hott is pointing a gun at the Big Bad Buddha Bag and telling him to leap into the shark infested waters below.
I only think that because if he is that close to her for any other reason I will find the Hott and get her to turn the gun on me. That is after I sweatily try to wrestle it away from her.
I only think that because if he is that close to her for any other reason I will find the Hott and get her to turn the gun on me. That is after I sweatily try to wrestle it away from her.
# posted by : 2:00 PM
: 2:00 PM
my friend just told me about the site and the fact that you hate on a fat guy is retarded because he definely is better then all you fags!!!! hot girls handg out with him and not you. btw she hangs out with a lot of reallly nice people. so all the really cool people above can suck a dick!!! all you do is jack off anyway!!! hahaha fags......
# posted by : 8:17 PM
: 8:17 PM
i think its funny how this whole site has skinny tan faggy retards on here and this is a fat white guy whats up with that and he has both nipples pierced i have seen a shit ton of funny pictures of this guy hes hella funny.
and you should see his ass tattoo
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and you should see his ass tattoo
# posted by : 11:02 AM
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