Apparently the Joker had a blonde daughter with sense for neither fashion nor men. Nice laundry bag you tied to yourself their sweetie. That's a very creative use of a half hitch.
 

I was thinking from the background that they were on the USS Enterprise or something. The guy in the middle kinda looks like a Ferengi. Is this a convention or something?




....did I just SAY that?



Yes. Yes, I did.



Damnit.
 

I guess since Heath Ledger’s dead, it was okay for the blonde to steal his Joker lips.
 

Damn you Douche Vader!
 

it feels like someone put my nuts in a mousetrap.
 

Is he doing the sunglasses over prescription glasses thing....in public? On purpose?
 

Check the howitzers on right brunette!
 

What a bucket of douche. I want to wack him right in the kissy lips with a bag of moldy tangerines. Fuck this guy. Wearing sunglasses indoors - what the fuck is that? Is he trying to hide the fact that he's cross-eyed? Does he think he looks mysterious? There's no mystery my friend - your personality comes out quite easily by the way you dress, do your hair, and pucker your lips like a fucking ape. God I wanna puke. Thanks for wrecking my day, DB1 you jerk.
 

And look at stunning Susan, in this red-striped number that is made from a recycled mainsail. It's a look that says "Why so serious? It's only fashion!"
 

Awning Blonde and Cleavite Princess
aka Carole and Marilyn play double-animas to Clubholio's desperate need for both total shade and full-sun exposure.

Or is that fulsome exposure?
 

This guy is like a virus. Mainly because he makes me puke and crap at the same time.

Yeah i know it's a little too much info, but fuck it.
 

The blonde seems to be attempting to remove his limp peace sign. Her large breasts and horizontal stripes create a perception of hidden chub, while brunettes dress looks to be falling off so I can lick her soft creamy skin. Clubholio looks to be attempting to hide from someone in plain sight by wearing his ridiculously feminine sunglasses inside. All of this combined makes me want to kick clubholio in the nutsack and treat the two hotts to a night of creamy joy.
 

My knot tying merit badge in Cub Scouts would serve me well as I would go down on Blondie until she screamed "Uncle"


However I wouldn't stop unless she said the correct uncle. Uncle Leo.


As a matter of fact that red striped number looks like it was fashioned from the bathrobe Uncle Leo came home from the hospital in after that unfortunate prune overdose incident.
 

@ Vin

Jerry! Hellooooo!!!!

Snork.
 

@ Medusa

Actually, I had my own Uncle Leo.

As a boy I was able to see what abject failure will do to a grotesquely slobbish unemployed man approaching retirement with no benefits.

He stayed on our sofa as he awaited to qualify for the Vets Retirement Home months later. That's Vets as in "Veterans".

His propensity to sucking the flavor out of the food stains on his bathrobe, openly scratching his hanging low hang low, trimming his nose hairs at the breakfast table with a no-hands/around the neck mirror and non-stop hitting on my lovely mother earned him a paid-by-my-dad stay at the local YMCA a short time later.

At his funeral a dozen of his old friends told the most hilarious stories about his days as a Zoot Suit dancer, a pro wrestler "The Cambridge Wildcat", an auto mechanic that once chopped off a fellow mechanics little finger accidentally and an unequaled ladies man that probably fathered enough illegitimate children across Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut and New York to field a baseball team.

Gawd, I miss that guy ...... best role model ever
 

Dang looks like Fender from cyborg got douched and pood
 

Cademan called he said " Why you fuckers hate'in on my bra hes got sweet ass lips and mocha skin plus I love when his faux touches my taint..he gets more chix then yous ever gonna get you video game playin bitchs"
 

Aren't stripes supposed to make one look thinner? Or is that taller?

Maybe red stripes just make boobies look humongous. Good lord, two sets of sweet jugs flanking a complete scrotewank.....
 

I love pirate hookers.
 

Jamba Juice. that sounds like a nasty joint.

so nasty i want to squirt a couple of wads into Carole & Marilyn.
 

@Medusa 10:20

It looks like a a baby tribble is snacking on his right hand. Poor thing will die any second now from the Axe/hair gel/taint that it is ingesting.

He also appears to have given himself a wedgie by what appears to be in Captain Carole's right hand. Hence he needs to Paris Hilton shades to collect the tears from the new camel toe he has.

And speaking of Carole, I'd swab her poop deck after raising my mainsail.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
 

His hair got scared of his forehead and is now retreating towards the back of his neck. Give it a few years before he stocks up on Rogaine.
 

@ Massengill at 10:54AM

Actually, I think it is a spinnaker.
 

"Clubholio does not need facial expression."

No, he needs some teepee for his bunghole!
 

Clubholio is clearly Douche, but he should gain some marks for not embroiling himself in some insane "comb forward" variation on the good ol' fauxhawk, and lack of ostentatious bling.

But, of course, the belt, demeanor and proto-douchelips are inexcusable.

--VS
 

"Do not make my douchebag angry!"
 

Yes CADMAN, we are threatening him!
 

I AM CLUBHOLIO!!! I need T.P. for my bunghole! heh-heh-heh.
 

He lives near lake TittiyCaCa! Are you threatening me?

But seriously, is that rag in her hand from cleaning up the vinyl seats in the champagne room? How else would Raoul spend his hard earned cash after a week of cleaning up the product after the drug mules dump their loads? By dumping a load of his own of course.
 

Nah, that rag's the other white glove that matches the one she left behind in The Continental.
 

after 4 double bull and goose....
DDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII! I AM CLUBHOLIO I NEED PREP H FOR MY ABS MAN!

then when he is asked to pay cover charges and not whisked behind the rope as a vip, are you threatening me?
 

It's tragic to what's happened to placebo's stefan olsdal lately. Just look at him, completely expressionsless and hanging out with girls half his age.
 

I wonder if the tip of her nose ever gets stuck in his chin anus.
 

For Medusa- "Darmok and Jalad at Tinagra. The 'bag. The 'bag at Tenagra. Temba, his scrote wide."

-Douche Bauer
 

"And speaking of Carole, I'd swab her poop deck after raising my mainsail.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche"

AVAST ye scurvy swabs! I'll come hard about and blast her quarterdeck with my eight incher! HARRRR!

B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
 

douche