Been arguing with the old lady, am listening to "Circle in the Round" by Miles Davis and it's raining in H-Town.
 

Sir Sucks-a-lot, I'm pretty sure. He's been on here a few times.
 

Punchability.
 

His face is thin scrote and her boobies are huuuge
 

This appears to be a whipped form of douche. One that "scrotes it up" with the douche attachments and then has to carry around a nasty ball of "bitch fur" because.
Sad....so sad.
 

Whole new spin on 'Yo, dawg' and by spin I mean the look on her face of this-close-to-losing-my-tolerance-for-this-douchebag is priceless.

--VS
 

i want to make a comment regarding her crazy eyes, but i am way too busy staring at her ample, satin covered chest howitzers.
 

She is gorgeous, and sweetie's got enough to feed the needy, but there's got to be something horribly wrong with her that she's with this menstrual skid mark.

I'm guessing either she has Tourette's, or her right arm is the only appendage she has.
 

i just noticed that there's a total douchebag in this picture.





and he's holding Gizmo.
 

*kssshk* uh, DB1 we've got a confirmation on Sir Sucks-a-Lot

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/01/hcwdb-of-week-sir-sucks-lot.html

he's a former DBoW, that's a rog *ksshk*
 

That raggedy-ass ball of neurotic mange deserves to be dragged through the Arizona desert tied to the back of a station wagon. Preferably, using the dog as his drogue 'chute.

Speaking of chutes, Bouncy McOrbus needs hers cleaned out, and it just so happens that I have a barely used, hand polished chute reamer that I'll gladly volunteer for the job. Then we'll buy her a real dog, one that weighs more than her tits.

and... pretty sure Chia hit the nail on the douche with Sir Sucks-a-lot.
 

*ksssk* Uh, yeah, Sir Sucks-a-Lot active link is a positive *kssskh*
 

It would appear Sir Sucks-A-Lot is accumlating a diverse body of work, and by diverse body of work I mean lol'd at pfah "chest howitzers".

--VS
 

Looks Natalie Portman found her a New Jerz gas station attendant to give her Inflate-A-Bra a quick squirt on the old air compressor.
 

Sir Sucks-a-Lot is having a hell of a year. Would you be surprised to know that dog is his? No, no you wouldn't.
 

i really want to pet her puppies.... & wrassle with 'em too

Poohan looks like the skidmarks on the strand after folks clean up after their poooodles.
 

I'd also like to turn Rachel's cleavage into a man-meat super highway & leave a protein shake in her Gucci bag
 

Dude, this is a f*cking showdog, with f*cking papers.
 

In the words of that infamous Seinfeld character, Jackie Chiles: "Yep, they are real and they are SPECTACULAR!"
 

Boobies!!!

I mean, Natalie owns a zeppelin factory!
 

Because it hasn't yet been said, but deserves to be, and richly so:

Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Ohhhh...

*Snort!*

He's trying to look gangsta while holding a little dog that has a pink bow in her hair...

Hee hee hee.
 

Ok, trivia time: which of the three mammals seen in this picture spends the most time per week getting their hair done? (Note: All hair counts...we're potentially talking facial, bikini, back, eyebrow...you name it.)

And for the bonus question (watch out, this one is a TRICK question): which of the three pictured is the BIGGEST boob?
 

if you ask me "can your cock produce as much jizz as her boobs can secrete milk?" i will, on the surface, say FUCK YEAH out of reflexive male bravado.

but deep down, i'm a lot more insecure. and -

wait why am i telling you this?

i need to punch a poodle. a poodle that is not owned by a hott, that is. because punching poodles and clubbing seals is a fine HCwDB tradition.
 

p.s. i personally suspect that there's no way that DB1 could've missed Sir Sucksalot from the previous weeklies. he's just patronizing us.

DB1 you wily patronizer you.
 

Sweet niblets, those fun bags are glorious! Not sure who'd make for a better motorboating partner, Hottowitz here or Cathy Jones from before...
 

@Douche Vader... Sir Sucks-a-Lot would be the correct answer for all questions.
 

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/01/studs-urkel.html

^ He made a cameo appearance as "Studs Urkel" as well.

Looked just as stupid there too.
 

Oh BOOBIES! For such a delicious set of boobies I would certainly carry a dog. Or two. But the hat tilt... I just don't have the skill. Why? WHY???
 

@Pfah

WRONG! Her boobies are the biggest, um, boob.



Tits.
 

this just makes me want to reattach my foreskin. really. this coupling of perfect boobage/bedroom eyes with hebra-a-choad-scrote makes me want to hurl everything i've eaten since pesach.

and i thought bernie madoff was bad for the jews.
 

i dunno, if he just rescued the dog from her cleave, he could get a pass on this one. she looks like a gabor sister back in the day and she has some nice zsa zsa's
 

This choadcrumb scrotewank has appeared here many times under many aliases.

Perhaps he's a "Double Ought Agent?"
 

Wow. It took me about 1/2 an hour to make my way from her shiny MOABs up to her face.

Thank God it's got eyes that say, "I do dirty, dirty things. To you. Right now with my miiind."
 

@Douche Vader - good call on the pink bow on the dog's head, that definitely ups the baggery ..

And Rachel is HoH worthy, I doubt anyone would take issue with that ..she is yummy
 

Bedroom eyes? "Look out I might cut your dick off if you don't hold my dog and like it, bitch-boy" eyes more like. I can almost hear her "Look happier. I SAID HAPPIER! ... More hat tilt. MORE! Douche it up you little fuckwit! Come on, make a hand gesture. Yeah, you like it don't you? You afraid? Tell me you are afraid!" If he didn't have a past history here I'd spin an elaborate tale about how he was once a normal guy who fell for a pair of boobs attached to a crazy woman with a taste for humiliating her conquests. Now she drags him around, getting off on his fear and finding ever more embarrassing things to do to him just for the fun of it.

As you may have guessed, I am voting notthott on this one. But no douchepass for this guy. Unless she was taking the last picture. "She's hot, isn't she? You think so? RIGHT! Get over there, mack on her and make hand gestures. Tell her how much you love Goose. Here, more Axe. Yeah! Yeah! Look at him squirm!"
 

@ scroteophobic

the Poohan does looks scared of his booby monster woman
 

on second thought, this chicks eyes are freaking me out ...something doesn't look right there
 

She reminds me - why are so many of the top porn stars Jewish? Is daddy too busy at the law firm? JAPs seem to go to extremes - either doctors and Ph.Ds or jizz buckets.
 

Stick it tween her boobers.
 

tits r huge .
 

Just Sayin -- I know only a few porn stars who are Jewish: Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, and I think Tera Patrick's real name was Shapiro (half Thai/ half Jewish). Any others I missed?
 

I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not gonna take your fucking turn.
 

did someone just slip in a zappa reference?
 

did someone just slip in a zappa reference?
 

Never thought I'd see Sir Sucks-a-Lot holding a toy dog for the little lady, and it looks more like a Maltese than a poodle, what with the little hair bows.

She's the one with the two poodles.
 

Oh, just look at that cute little white doggy!

Then look at those cute little pups in palest pink lace trim and white satin!

Then look at my waggin' tail.
 

He's got a star of david necklace and a cross on his chest.

I'm guessing he's also got a crescent and a dharma wheel on him someplace just to make sure all his bases are covered in case Tits McGee on the left loses her shit again.
 

Holy shit. She's hot.

Just a second while I regain my faculties.

***deep breath***

Okay, just wanted to say that nobody who walks around with a permanent look of 'crying' on their face should ever try and look tough in any way. This also goes for looking generally pleasant or afraid.

**looks left again**

Holy shit she's hot.
 

Yes, she has Crazy Eyes, but that's not the point.

Yes, she has hypno-titties, but that's not the point either.

The point it HIS eyes. The fear. The realization. The beginnings of wisdom.

Even as he reflexively throws the hand-sign at the sight of a camera, the eyes give the game away. The fear that comes with the knowledge that the entire Internet will have permanent record of you holding a sissy-pooch, and the realization that this will negate all the hard work you put building up your image as Studs Urkel .... and 3, 2, 1, BANG!

The shotgun blast of wisdom as it finally occurs to you that if the height of your social game is being Studs Urkel, maybe life really isn't worth living.

Ladies and Gentleman, we may have here photographic evidence of what happens the very instant when a giant douchebag suddenly realizes "Hey! I'm a giant douchebag! How the hell did this happen?"
 

Good Lord, Studs looks awful. Just awful. I'm assuming a)All-night cocaine binge b)third shift at Gas-N-Go c)she beat the shit out of him last night...again.

A little more makeup than I'd like to see on a gal, but that's a purty smoocher she has. And Gigundous hooters.

And I don't care how glorious the titties are. You carry her little white rat in public, you are Thunderdouche.
 

boooooooobies
 

@ Lyndon LaDouche



I believe Jerry Butler too.
 

OMG her bewbies are tantalizing
 

@ Lyndon LaDOuche

Daphne Rosen - wears Moses bling.