Put on a Tshirt dumbass.
 

2009 Douchie for Gayest Mandanna entries are now closed.
 

His chest tat says "Don't Tease Me About My Lazy Eye" in Olde English script...
 

I think Chetis an appropriate name for this unemployable Monster energy drink-slurping scroteputz.

My kingdom for a couple of fishhooks.....and then I'd like the ladies to doff their shirts.

Hey, I'm greedy.
 

"Dude, Where's My Job?"



(hoping that hasn't been posted before)
 

"Dude, Where's My Dignity?"
 

"Dude, Where's My >ULP!<.....Rib?"



(left blonde just elbowed him)
 

Surely that can't be a monster energy drink logo in different colors bandana/doo-rag?
 

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates Douche. Douche destroys Man. God creates Hott. Bleeth destroys Hott. Douche creates Bleeth...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Bleeth eats man. Scrote inherits the earth...
 

This fucktard is pulling two luscious hotts who are apparently wholesome thus the rage factor is high on this one. I can only hope the chicks are faking the smiles because they just got that raw onion smell coming off of his balls. Run before it's too late!

This pud's father must be proud or dead of suicide. Ugh.
 

"Dude, Where's my cumshot?"

Nice cockrails, FAG!!
 

I think we have discovered the blone Paprika Twins.
 

What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was douchey; so if we don't get some mandanas ourselves pronto we'll just be douchey too! Get it?
 

Why did I INSTANTLY recognize that as a Monster Energy hat or doo rag or whatever the fuck it is?
 

So extreeeeeeem maaaaaan!
 

@ Choada

In cases like this, "extreme" never starts with an e.
 

I want to see the next photo, where Kimmy and Kelly each grab a lip ring and make a wish.
 

Totally off topic, but horrifying breaking news:

New pics of Christian Audigier (the Ed Hardy fashion marketing douchefather) entertaining Jon Gosselin and his semi-hott girlfriend Hailey Glassman (daughter of a plastic surgeon who USED to be married to former hott Victoria Principal)in France. Rumor is that Audigier is offering Gosselin a job within his evil empire, taking humanity one step closer to the brink of apocalypse, the debut of an all Dane Cook comedy network, a national return to the 55 MPH speed limit, and more.

http://dlisted.com/node/32907#comments
 

I'm still trying to figure out when the go-to move became putting your armpit on a girls bare shoulder.

--VS
 

Uh, hmmm, eh, SPAYED????

Like, uh, my 1)cat 2)bitch?

Like he's a female?

Perhaps de-balled will do if castrated is too "heavy" a word for you, DB1.

Or maybe just a vasectomy will work.
 

dazed and confused 2, son of wooderson, just when you thought it was safe to go back to college.
 

that's just drunken uncle Phil... or as Jilly & Hils call him, "Druncle" Phil... trying to mack on his HS freshman relations again. just give him another Mike's Hard Lemonade or two & he'll go pass out in his piss & puke on the poolside deck again..."mommm, will your brother ever get a job & his own place?" sheesh, druncles!
 

What I wouldn't give to zing one of these at his face.

Those girls are going down the wrong path.
 

"Dude, where's the muscular control over my face?"
 

if you are going to blanket one arm in tats and leave one upper appendage plain, do you tat the jerking hand or the non-jerking hand?
 

This is a serious question. If you have these kinds of piercings, do you leave them in, or can you remove them like earrings? I think they're a pretty tacky accessory to wear to most jobs.
 

Dude, where'd you get a mandanna with the Atari Space Invaders aliens on it?
 

Dude, where's my mouthwash?
 

What boggles my mind is that one or more of the people in this picture had to look at it and say "Yes, yes this SHOULD be put out there for public consumption."

I swear, the net needs it's own version of the FDA. Not so much censorship, but putting a warning label on crap like this.
 

"Dude where's my Altoids?"
 

dude, your site should be called douchebags with douchebags. everyone on here is lame.
 

Fucknut.
 

Nice. "Everyone on here is lame". Posted here. Which means the poster too is lame. Which means the rest of us lamers don't have to listen to them because, like, they are lame (pops gum and smiles vacantly).

Now if you'd wanted to really cause mind-bleaching then you'd have said this site should be called Douchebags on Douchbags. Not only would that be a more accurate description of what you postulate this place to be but it would cause some regulars to go into disgusted spasms as the image of Chet being pounded by E-blo (making the face) tripped merrily through their traumatised frontal lobes. "Douche-pile on Fung".
 

"Dude, where's my matches? I just ripped a huge fart! LOL!"

The hotties aren't laughing with him, but at him for being such a 'tard.
 

"Dude, where's my matches? I just ripped a huge fart! LOL!"

The hotties aren't laughing with him, but at him for being such a 'tard.
 

I hate double posts.
 

Dude, does my tattoo say shoelicker?
 

Dude! Where's my dude, dude?
 

I would love to bury this guy up to his neck, and take a croquet mallet to his face.

Damn, that was violent...I need some coffee.
 

@Justin, 11:07 a.m. -

"Damn, that was violent..."

If it's true, it ain't braggin', nor is it out of line in any other way. Carry on.
 

God, if being an attractive female means buttlunch like this tool just appear out of the ether, I'd be a lesbian.
 

Dude, that camera doesn't have red-eye reduction!

I love Chet's use of the half-open lazy eye to get around the red-eye problem. I'll be sure to use it in all future flash photographs when I don't mind looking like I'm getting a prostate exam with a meat hook and enjoying it.
 

Dear DB1:

Could you please not use the name "Kelly" when labeling Hotts? That name should be reserved for the one and only "Surfer Kelly" who endured the no doubt temporary embrace of Droopy McScrote in July 2008. When you use that name, and then its not her, my stiffy contracts so rapidly with disappointment that I end up with a mangina.
 

$10 says that if sorority hotts come on HCwDB to defend their douchebag, it'll go something along the lines of "he bought me drinx so stfu."

okay maybe not Kelly on the right.
 

Dude, where's my Glock?
 

@Mike 12:19

After having to deal with bags like the one pictured I'm sure they are well on the way to giving up on men all together... which I find myself ok with.
 

Only his friends call him Chet. His mother calls him, "YOU FUCKING SHIFTLESS UNEMPLOYED RETARD WHO COULDN'T GET LAID IN A WHOREHOUSE WHILE CARRYING A GOLD CARD!"

Or so I've heard.
 

I can't believe that nobody noticed: c*k rail ALERT!

I was also too busy admiring the coeds that the retard's message was kept hidden from me. So, let the retard take it home: "DUDE, slide your c*k here!"
 

I think the hotts go to the South Harmon Institute of Technology. They're wearing the school color.
 

Thats the original bra thawed out from 2007