Friday, July 03, 2009
Friday Haiku
Morris and his Bleeth,
Too far gone to be rescued
Five fingers, all poo.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:04 AM 
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How can anyone think that that 'Vegas Douchery' "ass pear" is nice? Come on guys, have some standards.
what the hell hand gesture is the pinky, middle finger and thumb? Is that supposed to be some gang crap?
# posted by 
: 7:37 AM
: 7:37 AM
To French Montana:
I prefer Brazilian style
bikini bottoms.
If string-tied or not,
they better enhance ass pear,
though hers is still fine.
I prefer Brazilian style
bikini bottoms.
If string-tied or not,
they better enhance ass pear,
though hers is still fine.
thoughts stolen from the futurist manifesto verbatum and arranged as haiku
oh, maternal ditch
half full of muddy water!
A factory gutter
we want to sing the
love of danger,the habit
of energy and rashness
elements of our
poetry will be courage
audacity and revolt
oh, maternal ditch
half full of muddy water!
A factory gutter
we want to sing the
love of danger,the habit
of energy and rashness
elements of our
poetry will be courage
audacity and revolt
And the bar lights red
glare, our vomit bursting in
air, gave proof...of douche
Thank You! Thank You!!
glare, our vomit bursting in
air, gave proof...of douche
Thank You! Thank You!!
I like her. Because she is a bleach blonde with skull & crossbone bandana. This means she is dirty in bed.
# posted by : 8:53 AM
: 8:53 AM
My country, 'tis of
Thee, Sweet Land of Douche n Bleeth
Of thee I will sing;
Land where my tastes have
died,Land of the douchebag's pride,
Let the mocking ring.
Thee, Sweet Land of Douche n Bleeth
Of thee I will sing;
Land where my tastes have
died,Land of the douchebag's pride,
Let the mocking ring.
Anon@8:53 wrote: I like her. Because she is a bleach blonde with skull & crossbone bandana. This means she is dirty in bed.
It also means she's probably a bigger douchebag than him!
It also means she's probably a bigger douchebag than him!
Mine eyes have seen the
scary of the coming of
the Douche; He is trampling
out the tastes of all
us good folks. He hath loosed the
hateful shining of
his terrible watch.
His doucheness is marching on.
Run! RUN for cover...
scary of the coming of
the Douche; He is trampling
out the tastes of all
us good folks. He hath loosed the
hateful shining of
his terrible watch.
His doucheness is marching on.
Run! RUN for cover...
WoW! This is still open?
Morris, it's well known
Your skill set is sub-par, Bro'
Learn how to flip bird
Morris, it's well known
Your skill set is sub-par, Bro'
Learn how to flip bird
God bless our douchebags
Choads that we love. Stand by them, and badly mock them
Thru the night with a
light from a bar. God Bless these
tools, choads, and sweet bleeths
Choads that we love. Stand by them, and badly mock them
Thru the night with a
light from a bar. God Bless these
tools, choads, and sweet bleeths
Sorry, also nottahaiku. A little George M. Cohan for the holiday...
You're a grand old fag
you're a bird-flipping fag
and forever with Bleeth may you stay
you're the emblem of
the human scum
I wish you would just go away
And I swear it's true
this photo smells just like poo
will someone hand me my barf bag?
Should all good graces be forgot
a taint punch to this grand old fag!
You're a grand old fag
you're a bird-flipping fag
and forever with Bleeth may you stay
you're the emblem of
the human scum
I wish you would just go away
And I swear it's true
this photo smells just like poo
will someone hand me my barf bag?
Should all good graces be forgot
a taint punch to this grand old fag!
To Echo Wheeze's sentiment:
Think George Washington
froze his ass at Valley Forge
for THESE two fuckwits?
Think George Washington
froze his ass at Valley Forge
for THESE two fuckwits?
Yank Douchle went to
town; Arriving as phoney
combed faux in gel and
called it baloney
Yankee Douchle, keep it up
Yank Douchle dandy
town; Arriving as phoney
combed faux in gel and
called it baloney
Yankee Douchle, keep it up
Yank Douchle dandy
Ok, now I'm out of control. FUCK IT!
I'm a Yankee Doodle Douchebag
A dirty douchebag, Goose or die
A real live fauxhawked finger-flippin' dick
I make this girl's father cry
'Cause she's my Yankee Doodle Bleeth-heart
She's my dirty club-fuck toy
Stinky Douchebag came to Jersey
smellin' like baloney
I am the Yankee Douchebag Boy!
I'm a Yankee Doodle Douchebag
A dirty douchebag, Goose or die
A real live fauxhawked finger-flippin' dick
I make this girl's father cry
'Cause she's my Yankee Doodle Bleeth-heart
She's my dirty club-fuck toy
Stinky Douchebag came to Jersey
smellin' like baloney
I am the Yankee Douchebag Boy!
Con-joined shoulder bowl-
ers Bleeth and Morris roll bed-
posts with finger fuck.
ers Bleeth and Morris roll bed-
posts with finger fuck.
# posted by : 12:03 PM
: 12:03 PM
She looks like the type
gets pregnant, palimony suit
then adopts him out.
B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
gets pregnant, palimony suit
then adopts him out.
B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
# posted by : 2:01 PM
: 2:01 PM
Thank YOU very much euripodouche at 6:12 AM with the FOUR WHORES etc et alia.
Obviously an Abe Lincoln fan...
Hows about a Declaration of Independence spoof, while you're at it?
Obviously an Abe Lincoln fan...
Hows about a Declaration of Independence spoof, while you're at it?
# posted by : 8:37 PM
: 8:37 PM
Morris morbidly
mortifies me. must mete out
righteous punishment.
(talk about alliterative meaninglessness)
mortifies me. must mete out
righteous punishment.
(talk about alliterative meaninglessness)
douche and bleeth blights. where
are our inalienable
rights. human events sad.
self evident truth,
the pursuit of happiness does
not apply to douchebags
created equal?
ahem, not so much, douchebag
far less endowed.
there is my attempt at declaration of independence haiku...t.jeff was a wordy son of a bum
are our inalienable
rights. human events sad.
self evident truth,
the pursuit of happiness does
not apply to douchebags
created equal?
ahem, not so much, douchebag
far less endowed.
there is my attempt at declaration of independence haiku...t.jeff was a wordy son of a bum
douche and bleeth blights. where
are our inalienable
rights. human events sad.
self evident truth,
the pursuit of happiness does
not apply to douchebags
created equal?
ahem, not so much, douchebag
far less endowed.
there is my attempt at declaration of independence haiku...t.jeff was a wordy son of a bum
are our inalienable
rights. human events sad.
self evident truth,
the pursuit of happiness does
not apply to douchebags
created equal?
ahem, not so much, douchebag
far less endowed.
there is my attempt at declaration of independence haiku...t.jeff was a wordy son of a bum
Tongue out, goat horns up
Bleeth strikes ultimate rock pose
Guess where his hand is.
Bleeth strikes ultimate rock pose
Guess where his hand is.
# posted by : 11:35 AM
: 11:35 AM
And in the morning
As you leave me. You take my hand
To show how much you care...
And just when I need you Morris, you won't be there... you fuckheaded moose twat fauxhawked goat sucker!
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As you leave me. You take my hand
To show how much you care...
And just when I need you Morris, you won't be there... you fuckheaded moose twat fauxhawked goat sucker!
# posted by : 8:53 AM
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