Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, July 10, 2009

Friday Haiku

Pammy and Gemma,
Picnic with roses, candles,
And Ivan Drago.

Coors Light cowboy hat
Attracts pool scrote into lap
Eyes hurt from chlor-douche

-- Choada the Hutt

Wedding party Sting,
Macks on bridesmaid hots with hat,
Da da doo doo dont.

-- Colussus of Choads

It's SpoogeGirl SquareHat
Mingling with all her fans
Whiter shade of fail.

-- Crucial Head

White party faux pas.
Leaving shart stains on ladies
Is oft frowned upon.

-- End the Habedouchery

flour power cult:
proselytizing pizza
throwers mock moonies

-- euripidouche

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:02 AM

Comments:

Put your shirt back on
pick up the dishes, not hotts
You're on the clock, jerk.

B-B-B-Bag To The Bone

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:05 AM

Billy Idol says
you may kissy lips the bride
on your douche wedding

# posted by

the douche is alright : 7:06 AM

It's a nice day for
a white wedding--until
blond scowling douche shows.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:07 AM

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# posted by

JoMama : 7:08 AM

Company Picnic
'Ned's Truckstop Restroom Painters'
Minimum wage rules.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:09 AM

Pammy's shoebox hat
Was supposed to scare off douche
But it didn't work.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:09 AM

Vin Diesel and Hotts
crash Diddy's cool "White Party"
No ugly people

# posted by

JoMama : 7:10 AM

Bleeth has special hat
Forged from aluminum cans
To fit rhombus head.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:11 AM

World's 1st foot puppet.
Mannequin is real grumpy.
Foot up arse does that.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:11 AM

Reception ended,
Pammy and Gemma; alone,
split what's left over.

# posted by

Douche Wayne : 7:12 AM

Ladies had to jam
flowers up their noses to
cover Axe/sweat stench.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:12 AM

Coors Light cowboy hat
Attracts pool scrote into lap
Eyes hurt from chlor-douche

# posted by

Choada The Hutt : 7:12 AM

Blue blocker douche shows
His best attempt at "Blue Steel"
Yes, he must break us

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Wedding party Sting,
Macks on bridesmaid hots with hat,
Da da doo doo dont.

# posted by

Colussus of Choads : 7:13 AM

Annual meeting
Of 30 Year Old Virgin's
Went real nice this year.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:13 AM

No white party rocks
Without bleeth in Coors Light hat,
Wifebeater douche looks on

# posted by

The Douche Abides : 7:14 AM

This douchebag is... "ALL
MY PICTURE WILL BE REMOVED!"
....What the hell was that?

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:14 AM

Mawwidge-what is it?
Aviators, kissy lips &
tank top? Poor choice, Kim

# posted by

JoMama : 7:14 AM

Crucial said "rhombus"
But clearly meant "rhomboid" head
Love, the Math Nazi.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:15 AM

White on white on lap
Once he rises, leaves behind
Stains: yellow and brown.

# posted by

Douche Wayne : 7:15 AM

In douchebag heaven
Bleeth's and 'bags all dress in white
Streets paved with Coors Light.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:16 AM

Although now I think
"Rhombohedron" is prob'ly
the best description.

I have shamed myself
Time for a brutal spanking.
Where is Medusa?

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:16 AM

Wears karate pants,
But still hits like a sissy.
Pouts like one as well.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:17 AM

Billy Mays had no
product that would wash douche stain
from that girl's white dress.

(In Memoriam, Billy Mays 1958-2009)

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:18 AM

I squat upon you
You tolerate my yarbles
Right right, me' droogies

# posted by

saulgoode42 : 7:19 AM

Hot bride with douchegroom
In ironic wifebeater
What? No popped collar?

# posted by

fidouchiary responsibility : 7:19 AM

Ku Klutz Klank meeting.
Someone stole their cherished hoods
They're clearly upset.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:20 AM

A clean wife-beater
Is semi-formal attire
For Arkansas douche

# posted by

Yahoo Scrotius : 7:21 AM

Is this Mr. White?
If so, hair shorn like Sampson
Means loss of power.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:24 AM

Wife beater scrote shirt
Should be valet parking cars
Back to the keys douche

# posted by

Douche shower and shave : 7:25 AM

Dolph had a hard life
After his stroke. On the bright
side - he scored hot nurse.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:25 AM

Willie pouts because
He'd rather be stripping for
The bachelor party

# posted by

Yahoo Scrotius : 7:26 AM

I feel sad for him
Ass-wad actually thinks
This is his "hot" look

# posted by

Yahoo Scrotius : 7:28 AM

They're the popular
Wedding band: The White Ass-Wipes
Meg, Jack, and Martha.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:29 AM

Kirsten was showing
Her dead cousin 'round the place:
"Weekend At Bernies."

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:30 AM

heather molests him
gently with a croquet stick
knocks balls into weeks

# posted by

euripidouche : 7:30 AM

Arrived to clean up
Douchebag lears for photo op
His broom weeps for him

# posted by

Douche, shower and shave : 7:33 AM

Junior was pouting
Because he is not allowed
to play in white clothes.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:33 AM

crucial may be right
i was thinking "skid marx" plays
80s mashed ass

# posted by

euripidouche : 7:33 AM

If that were me, shorn
of hair power, I'd suckle
on blondie for strength.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:35 AM

Pam smirked cautiously,
When Ivan said: "I break you."
She feared for her vaj.

Work scarce for Dolf now.
Rocky IV money long gone.
Forced to crash weddings.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:36 AM

Naughty sisters smile
As douche lap-dances in vain
For their affection

# posted by

Yahoo Scrotius : 7:36 AM

It's SpoogeGirl SquareHat
Mingling with all her fans
Whiter shade of fail.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:37 AM

Pammy had talked up
Her new male Real Doll, so had
to bring it with her

Even though, in her heart
She's deeply disappointed
with discount model.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:37 AM

He showed up for an
Audition for a boy-band:
"Douche Kids on the Block."

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:38 AM

Face tells his feelings
Rubber butt plug is too snug
He enjoys the pain

# posted by

Douche, shower and shave : 7:39 AM

Blondie hates her own
resemblance to Tara Reid,
'cuz scrotes just love it.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:39 AM

The poor-man's Ahhnohld
He is out of work again
Scores the free buffet.

# posted by

Hong Kong Douchey : 7:41 AM

Mood at Bar Mitzvah
Turns sour when douchebag brings
Four-branched Menorah.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:41 AM

douche gets to third base,
only finds surprise penis
envy, yeah, she's packin.

# posted by

euripidouche : 7:42 AM

My day is so slow
I dispise douche in wife beater
Cut and stab him please

# posted by

Douche shower and shave : 7:43 AM

Clorox sure knows how
To throw a grand party for
It's janitor crew.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:44 AM

With a mighty grunt,
Ivan adds a "brown loofah"
To Sue's gift basket

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:44 AM

'long time no see, Frank"
"class reunions are mad fun"
"wow, your still a douche"

# posted by

douche stop believin' : 7:44 AM

He frowns at flowers
Since that day, when a pansy
Beat him in a fight.

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:46 AM

Ivan grimaces
As Marsha's knee eases in
His waiting colon.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:47 AM

flour power cult:
proselytizing pizza
throwers mock moonies

# posted by

euripidouche : 7:47 AM

The auditions for
the new Tide Bleach Blast mascot
were not successful.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:48 AM

I can no longer
Ignore the burning question,
"What's up with that hat?

# posted by

Rage and Lust in the times of Holbrooks : 7:49 AM

Kara's poor choice of
puppet design ended her
short Vaudeville career.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:50 AM

The funeral for
Victim's of the Great White show?
Ouch! Was that too soon?

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:50 AM

hangover looms near
two smiles brighten my day
nope, still want to kill

# posted by

douche stop believin' : 7:51 AM

Company picnic:
Fencing Association
Please put masks back on.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:53 AM

@crucial

BostonDoucehbag called,
said he would pay $3.15
plus tax to fight you.

# posted by

Mr. White : 7:54 AM

Ivan reflects mood
Of those wanting all-girl
Wet T-Shirt contest.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:56 AM

5 o'clock douche pouts
Hat hott laughs in relief
Tara Reid must lap the bag

# posted by

Indyhoosier54 : 7:57 AM

$3.15 you say?
Well, in this economy
I might take him up.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:59 AM

Damn Euripidouche
Used word: prosylitizing
Mighty good work, friend.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:02 AM

cast iron arm rest
no longer adornment, douche
has made functional

# posted by

euripidouche : 8:03 AM

ivan wonders at home
how do you douche on in white
kissy lips draw strings

# posted by

choadbacca : 8:12 AM

terminator specs
cannot hide the douche inside
nothing left to say

wimbledon party
box hat candleabra head
game set match douchebag

blondie plays a joke
says let's invite the driver
jokes on him, their bleeths

# posted by

choadbacca : 8:23 AM

Only an uber douche
has the guts to touch
those skank ass bitches

# posted by

Brian : 8:29 AM

White party faux pas.
Leaving shart stains on ladies
Is oft frowned upon.

# posted by

End the Haberdouchery : 8:37 AM

DB1, refresh
Comments list before posting.
Front page chance today.

# posted by

End the Haberdouchery : 8:39 AM

grandma's white party
cardboard coors light cowboy hat
attracts the choad

man in background
prepares for fellatio
now the party starts

ugly girls get douched
Liberace's candle stand
witnesses more fags.

# posted by

C.G. : 8:40 AM

Blonde brunette covered
Table flower arrangements
And Duke Nukem taint

# posted by

The 'Baggernaut : 8:45 AM

Tony and Tina Wedding
Even worse with Tara Reid
Choreography

# posted by

Doucheminster Fuller : 8:55 AM

Choad choad choad choad choad
douchebag douchebag douchebag douche
taint taint taint taint taint

That's all the inspiration I can muster.

# posted by

Scrotie and the Bandit : 9:24 AM

@ Mr. White 7:16

I'm right here, my dear
enjoying morning coffee
baffled by this pic

Someone better call
Nazi Party headquarters
White Power has failed!

# posted by

Medusa Oblongata : 9:25 AM

I could only dream
my ultimate sabotage:
bucket of red wine

# posted by

Medusa Oblongata : 9:28 AM

Coors Light hat? Poor taste
this is Tara Reid's party
completed rehab

# posted by

Medusa Oblongata : 9:29 AM

Vin Dieseldouche hopes
no one can see pink panties
through white pants of his

# posted by

Medusa Oblongata : 9:30 AM

Tennis Anyone?
Hit that yellow fuzzy head
Game, set, Wimbledon't

# posted by

The Dude : 9:35 AM

a white trash wedding
a ventriloquist douchey
a hott/shit sandwich

holy ugly douche
i came out of retirement
just to slam this 'bag

# posted by

ac douchey : 9:38 AM

hey, little hottie,
who's your super-douche? shot gun!
time to start again.

# posted by

Crosshair McDoucheson : 9:45 AM

Twenty bucks says this
Bruno gets pegged by blondie
Brunette munches blond

# posted by

Ass Pear : 10:40 AM

Country club douchebag,
He's mighty tighty whitey
Brunette owns his plums

The blonde girl passes
Menorah grows from her head.
Admited anyway.

# posted by

CrackedActor : 10:57 AM

Pouty Mr. White
Looks like he's on the toilet
But she is no turd

# posted by

Franklyn Delano Doucheifelt : 11:14 AM

Take the brunette's hint:
Wear beer case hat to cover
candelabra growth.

# posted by

Wheezer : 12:17 PM

Front page winners here,
but not on last week's Haiku.....
Wheezer's gonna pout.

# posted by

Wheezer : 12:20 PM

Damn my lack of meter and rhyming skills. This is why my rap career has not taken off.

# posted by

Doucheminster Fuller : 2:18 PM

Bruno's pout and shades,
Kelly's lid, Tara's fake bling?
Pass the Thunderbird.

--HCWDC-nyc

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:13 PM

I've seen him before
Idiot Don Johnson clone
movie, Ruthless People.

Pennywise

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:04 PM

Who cares about cow-
boy hat? Chandelier tiar-
a makes a hott's point.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 8:49 PM

Choadly Chad wears an
old-fashioned Playtex girdle
just to hide his taint.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 8:50 PM

White hydrangeas
add the allure that choad-Bleeths
always take away.

# posted by

whoop-di-douche : 8:52 PM

One will be beaten
Will it be thorax boobies
Or stupid hat girl?

# posted by

ehcuodouche : 9:09 PM

That dude looks like his head is on backwards.

# posted by

Beltman713 : 9:14 PM

Eminem clone bag
Has an impacted colon
Hotts sympathetic

# posted by

BillDouchiest the Wild Swine : 6:52 AM

Impacted colon
caused by the strap-on tied to
the blonde's suckle thigh

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:41 AM

marriage licensing laws.
douchebags with no marriage rights.
that would be awesome.

# posted by

Steve L. : 1:18 AM

half man, half douche, all lucky, congratulations you SOB.

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:39 PM

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