skull and douchebones

-GC
 

Bless your ever mocking red, white and blue soul, Deeb. And don't blow off your pointing finger!
 

much like in the bedroom this choad prefers a designated hitter. just another would be pitcher with no bat. a sac bunt in the game of life.
 

Oh, God, he's even worse with his shirt off. WTF is that ring-around-the collar horse hockey? He got "American", in British font and Albanian flag colors. Add in the afterthought tribal shit on his right shoulder and you have a recipe for burning at the stake, since it is BBQ day and all.

Well, it's cold and rainy here in Armpit, Illinois. I'm sulking inside with a fresh apple pie, my main squeeze off the mainland, and looking at a photo that makes me want to punch Abe Vigoda in the temple. So far this is not proving a pleasant afternoon. If this photo was followed up by a video of a Hazmat team sweeping in and scooping him into a plastic bag, that might cheer me up.

Or maybe I'll see if Abe Vigoda is home.

Just kidding, Abe, you know I love ya.

But this douchebag....Buckwheats!
 

...Did someone place an order for Buckwheats?
 

heh, "American"...I'll allow it.

May the sweet smoke of the bbq grill permeate your clothes and non gelled hairs for two days.
 

Alright, they are going to start telling us what country of origin the douche is from
 

Oh no he's going to cap lock us again!!! Ahhhh!!!
 

@medusa

Be careful, darlin'. This guy will bring the ALL CAPS THROWDOWN like he did in the other thread.

Also? He really should have stuck with the porcelain raven-haired hott from the last pic.
 

Omg ive never been on this site before bahahaha love you stina & colt MUAH
 

Happy 4th of July! It is my hope that our country will one day be free of this douche virus that has invaded our country...One day we shall become independent!
 

a pre-pubescent George Washington would chop this choad down w/a hatchet!

happy independence day to all baghunters/tresses.... all douche burn in a firery hail of roman candles!

celebrate accordingly!
 

Is today Thanksgiving? Because the Hott on the right is telling us the turkey is done.
 

Remember to light fireworks only in designated areas.

Like ameri-douche's nostrils
 

Die sind nette Titten. Unglaublich!

B-B-B-Bag To The Bone
 

same as it ever was...
 

@ Mr. White 12:05

Wuh? Had to go back and reference that one. BWAAAHAHAHA! And your reply was, as always, delightfully abrasive. I left him a little something too. Marines...Feh.
 

"Well, a'hm proud t' bay uh Merkin...."


Fraydum is a buck o 5, paypull. Never forget it.

The Tourist hate fraydum. The Tourist hate us 'cuz we luv fraydum. Ah hate turrist. That's why I stay here in the States and sang about our soldiers. Ah'd join 'em but, well, that shit don't pay, and fraydum is a buck o 5.
 

I am proud of the U.S. Marines for many reasons. One of those reasons is they made this guy an ex-Marine.
 

Lordy, I hate the Fourth of July when it rains all day, but at least I'm free.

So are ya'll, and don't you fergit it.
 

we would still own your (well, native indian) beautiful country if it wasn't for the french.

ironic then, that because the french wouldn't invade iraq mr. bush called them names and decided to call french fries 'freedom fries'...fucking hell. the world looked on in bemusement. please don't vote for another republican with obvious learning difficulties. it makes the planet a harder place to be on for everyone. (well at least until china takes first place)

i'm still trying to get over the shame of tony blair invading iraq just so him and george can go to prayer meetings together.

i am blondies feathered pony tail that softly caresses her breast in a light north-easterly breeze.

watch this.
 

right because the list of british colonial strongholds remains as strong as it ever was...

lets be real here though. is there a part of the globe the english didn't go in and screw up? ireland, north america, india south america, africa, austrailia. you could pretty much say the sun never sets on the brittish former empire because you can't trust them bastards at night. seriously, lets not forget who slapped together all the factions and called it iraq. winston churchhill..i will give the old blather credit for one thing. he was the perfect leader for england in world war 2, he sat around got bombed out of his gourd and waited for the americans to show up...

our country has screwed up bad, but the last country, the one country that has screwed up 100 fold worse in the course of history is the english.

so we don't want any lectures mmm'kay? least of all from someone who fought a 100 years war with france, it just doesn't get any more pussy than that.
 

For the love of Anubis, Somebody PLEASE punch this twatwaffle in da troat!!!!!!
 

Now only if that tattoo would spontaneously burn like the ark of the covenant and the swastika
 

Right 'hott' has a star tattooed on her upper left boob.

Left 'hott' has her neck pierced.






:)
 

Meanwhile, at the bar, Michael Moore decides "Fuck it, I'm movin' to Canada".
 

little kids used to ask about kissing, where do the noses go, the post-grieco generation will ask, where do the sunglasses go?
 

haha ... again love it! if yall only new what i did for this country to call me a douche ... all you lil shit talkers out there if you only new me ud be shitting ur pants lil pansey ass mo fos ...
 

Colt you are amazing Stina & I both know what you have done for this country. Thank you for being so amazing. One of the true men left in this world. Dont let them bring you down. Hating is a full time job & These bitches aren't even getting paid. BAHAHA Whoever said the comment about my neck piercing THANKS =] It is hot.
 

Well if I've got my military lingo right then I would probably still be a fng here, but I'll step up.

I've known a guy who've said he was a Marine and was a worthless poser.

I've known a actual Marine who's honor was keeping his word until it was more conveinient not to.

But I still have an incredible amount of respect for the Marines. I've just learned that some aren't worthy of the title.

And having "No Mercy on weak SOBS." doesn't sound like the honorable band of warriors I think of when I think of Marines.

But then again I'm speaking of honor, and dignity, and I'm guessing such notions are wasted on you, so either send DB1 a take down request or suck it up soldier.
 

bree does that cu zee in your neck attract a lot of pearls? seems to me it would be like hitting a cigarette floating in the toilet
 

@Bree
Using "hot" in that context and using the acronym OMG in any context either means you're too young to drive (in which case I'm sorry for looking at your boobies) or you are culturally a "slow adult." This site often uses the term "bleeth" to refer to the female counterpart to a male douchebag. The above transgressions plus the use of the word "hating" means you are probably a bleeth. If "Colt" did indeed serve, I respect his service but also reserve the right to label is present appearance and behavior douchey--the most telling example of which is hanging out with a bleeth like you (the girl in his previous photo was much "hotter" than you so I give him a pass on her). We don't "hate" you (well, OK some of us must); we feel sorry that your current future is characterized by relationships based on drunken parking lot handjobs, DUI and public intoxication arrests, and two douchey kids. Oh, and chlamydia, vaginosis, and increased risk of cervical cancer due to HPV.

There is a cure for this future and it begins here: please send in a picture showing your ass. This isn't like that "talent scout" audition you did in LA, you don't have to stick anything up there. Just send us a photo of your ass. Thank you and here's hoping you make a full recovery.
 

Bree, you're an idiot.

Colt, I respect your service. But you're an idiot, too.

That is all.
 

I believe marine corp policy forbids tats on the next and head. Most former soldeirs I have met rarely talk about their time in. Its the ones who got out for other reasons that tend to claim what they have done
 

how did the british screw up north america? we didn't get a chance to, you've screwed that one all on your own chaps :)

and re empires, the idea isn't to keep hold of them, it's to rape them, then give them back...sound familiar? that's right, just like iraq!

ireland looks ok from where i'm sitting. it's actually one of the wealthiest countries in europe. loads of rock stars live there due to their very friendly tax laws. the british people in northern ireland are now very happy that they are still british and not being bombed regularly... so all's well that ends well!

re america turning up late to world wars because it wants to wait to see which winning side to join...

which country was doing the most trade with germany's I.G Farben well into the war years?

who made a new drink called Fanta solely for export to nazi germany just because they couldn't sell them coke without looking like a bunch of snidey twats?

whos state department told their president to stay out of the war because britain was going to lose?

coming to save the day? or jumping in on the winning side?

a question of perspective.

I'M NOT A TROLL I SWEAR!

sorry for posting all this crap...i feel like boston douchebag...
 

Either Skull and Douchebones is a Prince-esque short douche or the Teutonic twins are tall bleeths. I would vote for the former as he looks to suffer slightly from dwarfism and is probably wearing heels.
 

re re north america, who colonized it? i do believe it was english flags landing on plymouth rock.

re re ireland, just get out, your genocidal queen victoria was the hitler of her century.

re world wars, gee sorry we didn't save your pathetic asses sooner, how thoughtless of us. perhaps if you could, you know defend yourselves, we could have stayed out of it altogether. i can't believe your major malfuntion is that we didn't save your asses soon enough. hey your man said peace in our time...seriously though, how pathetically pussified does a country have to be, instead of acknowledging their ignorance and arrogance starts fights they can't finish, only cries that no one rose to their defenses fast enough. what a total douche island.

trading with the germans,or killing 2 million irish people, enslaving africans, subjugating india, stealing the land out from under the people already living in north america, the carribean, austrailia, etc just because they aren't english enough for you.

look, stay on your little island every time you leave it, bad stuff happens. you are the world equivalent of the long island douche.
 

euripidouche, you need to chill. I have an english background (but live in Canada) and I'm offended by your obvious "I'm american and the best in the world and better than you" attitude.
Maybe if you did some traveling you'd realize that other countries are a hell of a lot better than the good ol' US of A. Why can't you just stick to commenting on the douche in the picture instead of acting like one??
 

really euripi me owld china, your history is a little dicey :)

get out of ireland?! hehehe...

what about the northern irish people who live there (natives of course) who feel more british than i probably do? you would just let a civil war rage would you? let both sections of indigenous irish people murder each other? silly boy.

it was actually william of orange who invaded ireland mate. quite a while before queen victoria, and if my shonky memory serves me correctly, he was dutch...

not that i want to mess with your wonderfully 'american' take on history by adding something as tiresome as 'facts' or anything.

regarding my 'pussy' country, which incidentally has been fighting wars and invasions for the past 3000 years.

you didn't defend our country euripi, that was us the battle of britain mate.

hitler wanted to invade, it had to be by sea of course, therefore he had to knock out the R.A.F first. he couldn't. we fought off the invasion in our spitfires with british, canadian and new zealand pilots with the style and class that we're renowned for.

R.A.F intact = hitler calling off of the invasion = england 1 - germany 0.

"starting a fight we couldn't finish"...fuk me mate.

if you had any clue what you were on about, i'll think you'll find the wars were started by germany invading countries on the continent, that we, because we're quite decent sorts...had said we would honour an agreement of protection if our pals were ever invaded.

we sent our chaps to help france and belgium, simply becasue we'd said we would.

ENSLAVING AFRICANS!! HAHA...

you're having a fucking laugh mate.

you're the last country on the planet to try to cling on to enslaved black people...you still wanted them in the fucking 50's!! hardly 'ancient history' for you lot is it?

get yerself over to Borders for a history book, and on the way go buy yourself a Big Mac and a Starbucks, so you can revel in the rich cultural contribution your nascent county has offered to the real world.

that is if you can still afford one after your simple-minded greedy fucking arsehole finance industry has just caused a global recession by giving mortgages to poor people (mainly in deprived black areas) that they knew they would default on but didn't give a fuck because they got their (even larger) commission by doing, then repackaging them to hide the shite loans before selling them on to banks across the world. causing untold misery to the world...again.

ooh, sorry again DB1 for this crap...
 

@robin choad

pass the douchey @ 4:06 took the first nationalistic swat. there is nothing in the world more douchey than an english person trying to tell other countries how they should be. especially considering their long and under acknowledged history of atrocities unleashed on humanity(though they excuse their behavior by claiming at the time they didn't recognize the indigenous as such.) whenever an english person gets preachy or condescending i step up to remind them their role in world history.

sorry for the inconvenience.
 

anyway, apologies euripi, i took an initial swipe witch was utterly pointless spam.

and i am, rightfully, embarrassed at posting such crap on a site about chicks + douchebags.

SOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYY!
 

Gentlemen! Stick to the topic at hand! Don't you know, we are one big army against the evil forces of Douche? This is WWIII, The Axis of Grieco is threatening to take over, and we, The Allies, must fight as one!

Regardless of what flag we fly, the color of our skin or the name of our God, we are all united in the cause of battling the greasy plague which threatens our way of life! Regardless of the shoes we wear, the language we speak or whether we are man or woman, there is nothing stronger than the bond of 'Baghunting! May we be one against the AXE-stinking, fetid tide of Douche that threatens to wash over the world! Stand strong, my 'Baghunting bretheren! We shall not prevail unless we fight as one!


*accepts Oscar statuette and cries*
 

"Stina"? Isn't that some kind of buboe or lesion?

And yes, I'm chortling over the fact that she will have to look up at least one of those words.

Nah...hating is only a hobby, we do it for fun, not money.
 

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in light of pass the duchie's last response, i deleted my response...this could go on til the 1000 post mark
 

I never thought Bud Bundy could douchier. I've been proven wrong.
 

Bud Bundy has out-douched himself.
 

Bree, you don't know what a real man is. A real man is a leader, not a follower. A real man has his own identity, regardless of what the "cool kids" do. A real man does not need to follow the flock by inscribing himself with lame tatoos that are "fashionable." A real man lives a life of purpose, not just blowing in the wind of society's fickle tastes.

Colt is not a rebel. He is not a "bad boy." He is a douchebag.

If you want to meet a real man, I would be happy to show you what that is.

And by show you, I mean fuck you until that stupid neck piercing bursts.

Sincerely,
Lyndon LaDouche, Esq.
 

Medusa is right, shut the f--k up unless you're gonna comment on the atrocities of douchery and Bleethdom.

Keep the focus.
Keep the faith.
 

This is funny... Love hott from the picture below..
 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

DB1, maybe you should've waited to post Napoleon Bonascrote on Bastille Day.
 

he's a shrimp!
 

I love how whenever someone has a negative opinion on a subject its automatically hating..hate is a strong word and you my dear bleeth are using it out of context. Also it is quite funny that the people who say oh you are hating you are hating are usually the ones who do not know the meaning of the word hate.

So apparently people do not have the right to have a negative comment..we must like everything...

welcome to the end of the world people..someone pass the soilent greene
 

@medusa

My God's name is Stinky Pants. Kind of a long story. Just don't say it to his face. He gets pissed.
 

i kinda wanted to see Pfah enter this thread and repent on his previous misjudgment by going apeshit on tatts boy.

that, or tatts boy can always get beaten up by looking at a military dad's hot daughter the wrong way.
 

Hey Colt, I figured out why you tattoed an "X" on your neck. I say you don't like jizz on your pretty face. So, "X" is the target.
 

Does his tattoo say, "MERICA" ??? Am I reading that right. I've looked at it a number of times and can't see an A.

Then there's these runes on each side and the douche and crossbones tatts. Baffling. Maybe "JV" (junior varsity) on the left shoulder and some lind of flowery stuff on the right. Okay.

I doubt this guy was ever a marine. Maybe he was an Aqua Sprite, but that's probably the closest.

Oh, the hott with what looks like a neck piercing... you can see a very fine chain if you zoom in.

The "twins"... ahhh, the twins. Reminds me of my sister's wedding and two of her bridesmaids.
 

People Love to Hate u man .. hahah this shits too funny . this website is definitely a site for nerdy ,fat ass people to take there aggression out on people they would never confront in person .in some point in time you prob threw couple of chicks in here to the curb , there just all butt hurt .hahha keep posting tho im getting a kick out of this shit.
 

I like turtles.
 

sure, the neck peircing is weird...and kinda gross. but the girl on the left has a fantastic body if you ask me. I might come back to that photo later tonight. splat!
 

Wow 8:54 AM, you absolutely suck at English.
 

Umm okay zoom in on her neck you idiot its a piercing its called a micro dermal google it ha wow pathetic
 

"lack of sentence structure," bitches!


hahah and who the fuck are you !! My fucking English teacher !
Ya ,your not a douche bag ,your definitely a cocksucker.Have fun correcting me on my spelling and grammar .
 

sure - try this asshole:
hahah - Beginning of sentence, not capitalized.
and who the fuck are you !! - requires a comma, THEN followed with "my fucking English teacher" without a space before the QUESTION MARK because it's a question.
Ya is not "Yeah" it's phonetically "yah," as in Ya Ya Sisterhood.
your - It's supposed to be a contraction of "you" and "are," or "you're"
Missing space between sentences, and incorrect space before period at the end.
Dick.
 

People *L*ove to *H*ate *u* man* *.*.* *h*ahah this shit**s too funny* *. *t*his website is definitely a site for nerdy* *,**fat ass people to take *there* aggression out on people they would never confront in person* *.***i*n some point in time** you *prob* threw ** couple of chicks in here to the curb* *, *there* just *all butt hurt** *.***h*ahha keep posting** *tho* *i***m getting a kick out of this shit.

1. Love - should not be capitalized
2. Hate - should not be capitalized
3. u - misspelled
4. space before period, extra period
5. hahah - is not capitalized
6. shits - missing apostrophe in contraction of "shit is"
7. space before period
8. This - is not capitalized
9. should be comma then space, not space then comma
10. there - should be possessive "their"
11. should be period then space, not space then period
12. in - is not capitalized, also should be "At some point in time"
13. missing comma
14. prob - misspelled
15. missing "a"
16. extra space before comma
17. there - should be contraction of "they are" or "they're"
18. all butt hurt - awkward, WTF does that mean?
19. should be period then space, not space then period, and missing space
20. hahah - is not capitalized
21. missing comma
22. tho - misspelled
23. im - Should be capitalized AND missing apostraphe