Oh my.....boobs.

At least three of them, and one of them smiles.

Is the smile the secret douche maneuver for 2009?
 

Try explaining that tattoo to the grandkids dumbass.
 

Her breast are rated N for "num num num num num"
 

Rated "P" for "Punch me in the scrotum".
 

Rated "P" for "Pestilence".
 

Feed a lot of babies off those... assuming of course the baby is some kind of polymerized silicate-based life form.

Scroteshanks is a advertisement for why you don't want to let Supercuts wing your fauxhawk.
 

Rated "P" for "Please Exterminate".
 

I think I made an animation baby with that hott once.
 

I'm taking a little solace in the fact that that tattoo with be a giant, blue-grey, illegible, blurry blob of shit in five years. And woe to the artist in whose chair he lands, asking "Can you do something with this, Bro?"

Besides sever your arm at the elbow? No. Not a thing.
 

I'm now frightened. "P" for "possibly".....

Before I become needlessly cryptic, let me show you something:

My beloved Carly Hott.....and yeah, the Pooligan.

This may be Tooligan w/o the lovely Carly Hott.

Could it be Carly left Fooligan and ran into the arms of another fuckwad?????
 

P Player with myself 4 life.
 

This is the worst tattoo ever.....this has to be magic marker or something..no one could be this dumb...... He might as well have written something like self-absorbed on his forehead. Also, yeah, players have palimony suits too, and child support. P for paternity suit and P for Phoney. He's not hot either. The chick looks like lindsay lohan healty. Why is she swimming in lingerie? Guys want to be him, girls want to change him. He's also balding.
 

healthy
 

P: Part-time Lowlife
 

P for "Paid her to pose."
 

P: Pays 4 Wife
 

P: Pitifully Puny Penis
 

P: Pathetic Pud Pounder
 

P: Prays 4 Better Life
 

P: Pursues Penises
 

P: Prefers Pricks
 

P: Penis Pleaser
 

P: Penetrates Poop Chutes
 

P enis
4 "
L ong
 

P: Fellator 4 Life

Looking for head? You're in the right place.
 

P: Pfah 4 Life

Looking for hair? You're in the wrong place.
 

My bad Pfah, I just couldn't help muhself.
 

Best douche tatoo of 2009 so far this guys a vetran douche only better tatoo so far is that Neanerthal Howie or Dewey who knows they are all taints
 

Rated P for Punk ass bitch
 

P: Perforated 4Skin
 

P: Pus-filled Infection
 

This is definitely Carly Hott. My my.
 

"P" for future Punitive Damages

"P" for Pulsating Cock Vein <-- mine

"P" for Pink. Luscious lovely labia.

There is at least one other pair of boobies in this photo.
 

p for propecia-action viagra
 

wheezer - excellent work. That certainly appears to be Carly Hott in all her silicone glory. Good god, she's awful... Curvy, cute, and a stage 4 bleeth on the prowl for another douchebag. With fakey funbags like that, you would think she's a porn star...
 

P for Predatory Homosexual.
 

P for Pees Sitting Down
 

Those boobies are just...Well, we'll just let Da Player speak for us: "They are Pure Honey!"
 

P for please don't hate me
 

P for Pimple Dick
 

In six years it will be P for "Please hire me! Oh gawd, PLEASE!"
 

P for Plunger in his Rectum
 

"P" for poop chute inhabitant
 

Seriously though. That is the stupidest fucking tattoo I have ever seen. In fact, it might be the stupidest fucking tattoo ever. One tattoo has to be. It's way stupider than the guy who tattooed puzzle pieces all over his face.

Any tattoo artist that would consent to do a tat like that should be sued and have his license revoked. Any woman that would fall for a guy with an ideological billboard like that out for all to see deserves whatever she catches. Any guy that would want a tattoo like that has more sperm than sense.
 

I would beat myself silly with those bad boys... uh, her boobies ofcourse
 

That girl totally hates her father.

He is rated P for making Papa Puke.
 

P: Pathetic
 

BaronG:

There are vastly worse tattoos.

Here's a webpage dedicated to them.


HW
 

P|Preposterously-Prolapsed Public Ego Projection
 

+oh, and I weep for the boobies.

P|Poor Carly
 

upon further review, i am downgrading this douche from aggravating uberdouchosity to mere uberdouche...

the SAT or sad-assed-truth is that he knows something we don't. sure we can say we do, but since we don't know how to do it, really we don't.

he knows that the female chemical-brain sees this choadish affrontery as a bit of a challenge. for every 8/10 that are instinctively repulsed, there is some segment of the remaining 20% that percieve this display as a challenge. they feel they can if not change him, teach him a lesson. thus they throw their affections his direction, some more rapidly than others seeking some validation of themselves as the all-changing force of feminine culturing. now sadly most are diluted and walk away with little more than a souvineer infection. a very few truly get played as he is wise to the flies of their levi's.
will one subvert nature and be the one who impregnates his unattainable egg with her sperm of donestication, i dunno, but the douche has a bat signal on his arm that weeds out 80% of the no's up front. ands since the male agenda is essentially a numbers game, more asks=more yesses, nevermind the no's.
this douche is cold calling the labia of the world.
 

Nah, you guys are all wrong about that tattoo.

When he gets older and has many problems due to Xtasy and alcohol damage, he'll have the entire box colored black then they'll tattoo his medical alert over it in white lettering so he doesn't have to wear that pesky braclet.

He's thinking waaaaay down the line
 

@ euripidouche 2:01

You nailed it. There you go, 'baghunters, in a nutshell. That, aside from a glaring lack of self esteem, is the reason the Hott is drawn to Douche. The bad-boy fixations stems not from a desire for excitement, but from a desire to weed out his bad behavior, domesticate and therefore conquer. This desire is even more deeply rooted in female insecurity, and the need to remove a "strong" male from the genepool and make him her own, denying the other females his awesomeness.




Then there are the rest of us who don't like to work that hard and are way to self-absorbed to spend all our time manipulating others.

That, and having learned that the dorky guys have the best jobs, are generally self-sufficient and are so grateful for the poonanny that they'll do a lot more to keep it. i.e. be nice, and actually give a shit if she comes or not.
 

Oh, and BOOBIES
 

I can't help but think at looking at this idiot, "What a fucking loser!"

I wouldn't let this jackass pump gas or even clean my windows. I'll bet his Dad is so proud.
 

Without the ink he would be normal in a Cletus Van Damme kinda way. Euripidouche has it right; he's found his own Pussy Wagon straight to the open legs of the willing hotts; you know, the ones that lounge around the pool in their bras. It's also something of a feeble defense for the inevitable date rape charges he will face "your Honor, how could she not know sex was on the agenda, I mean look at my freaking arm!"

I suggest we coordinate with the homosexual community and get them to issue an edict, press release or whatever stating that henceforth anyone who like to have his butt pounded by multiple strangers can be politely referred to as a "player."
 

@ Troy 1:56

That is some impressively awful ink, but please note that I said "stupidest" as opposed to scariest, most ill-advised or most poorly executed. I still think nimrod here is a contender - but the goldenplace.com girl does give him a run for his money.
 

I second the Baron...it is a ridiculous tatt. And use of the word "Luv" in his motto is even weirder.
 

...and on the 8th day, God gave us tits...

...and He said unto Eve, cover thy boobies in wonder-bra, for they wield untold power. they can start, or end, wars. they can level continents. they can cause airliners to fall from the sky.

...and Eve said unto God, what is an 'airliner'?

...and God said, oh shut up and keep playing with them like i showed you earlier...
 

P is for "Prefrontal Cortex Missing"
 

So, after three divorces and two bankrupcies, this douche will end up running a used car dealership and porn shop out of the same trailer on a two acre gravel parking lot.

He'll look much the same except heavier and with more gold jewellry.
 

I thought when you were a serious player 4 life it was spelled "playa."
 

P for Puke-a-Riffic!
 

P for "Penetrate me to your elbow"
 

P: Please knock before entering.
 

The tattoo looks like when you were a kid and rolled Silly Putty over the newspaper. This guy did it with his arm and a doucheriffic bumper sticker.
 

Rachel, leave the poor Tommy Lee honky clone alone. Don't be a player hatter.

-Douche Bauer
 

P: Pussbag
 

She's packing proferitoles, he's packing poop.
What more proof do you need? Maker's Mark?
 

That cunt spelled playah wrong
 

P 4 pig-fucker
 

P: phlegm.
 

P for punk ass tattoo.
 

P for Penile Warts
 

P for Pubic Lice
 

P for Penicillin
 

The fact that there are girls who are even attracted to a guy like that makes me embarrassed to be a woman. "Player 4 Life" my ass. Clearly he's talking about playing Rock Band.
 

he did not get player for life tattoo .. !! what a fucking douche
 

P for Pedo Bear.

Ohhh and awesome boobs
 

Come on people.....stop being "Hatters"

Sign - CC
 

THATS MY FRIEND PUSSEYS TAKE HIS PHOOTO DOWN NOW OR IM FILIN MORE LEGAL MATTERS eg LAWSUITS BY 0800 TOMARROW
 

This guy is the biggest douche I have ever seen. What is up with that tattoo? What a freaking idiot!!

He actually rated himself P-player for life? I cant imagine my reaction if some douche verbalized that to me let alone inked it on his god damn arm...

This guy is also old and getting older and still hanging at the pool trying to get young ass. I bet he works at a night club too... what a waste ..
 

p for plugs.....hello hair plugs.......you balding.....


Also the "friend" is such a great representation....
THATS MY FRIEND PUSSEYS TAKE HIS PHOOTO DOWN NOW OR IM FILIN MORE LEGAL MATTERS eg LAWSUITS BY 0800 TOMARROW

aw yars, shiver me timbars, that'll show em, because P is for Pirate also thats a neat way to spell pussy. Good use of eg and military time too! Now go back to moms basement and lift some more weights-the adults have to talk now.
 

Rated "P" for "poster child for birth control."

Thanks Rodney!
 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES
 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES
 

P for Phrivolous Lawsuit
 

P = paid 4 by my trust fund. DB's run rampant in Diego and the OC.
$400 Prada glasses w/ a fuck the world tattoo.
$80,000 BMW with Thug 4 Life plates.

Ex Con/Preppy/Mafioso/Skater
Combine 2 of these 4 and you are a douche.