Like the mail, it never stops.....



It's time for all of us 'baghunters and 'baghuntresses to go postal. I'll air her Jordans first, and then it's time to gather all this crap together and relive the Moon launch.
 

Yep, this train wreck has been on here at least once before. July 16, 2008.
 

i say we take off, and nuke the site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.
 

Db1, did you remember to say , "who cares".

And for our architect buddies, here's a cool on line game:

Blow up buildings at Demolition City
 

Yes, Bag A is correct.....see it here.
 

Katie Price AKA Jordan has huge fake cans and has her own de rigueur "Stolen" home sex tape. I'm pretty sure she had a VH1 "reality" show about a year or so ago. While the guy she's with is a douche I kinda envy him that he gets to do all sorts of naughty stuff with her. Is that wrong?
 

I think Mordor was before Gettysburg
 

One small step for man, one giant leap for douchebags...
 

One does not simply walk into Whoredor...

or perhaps one does.

Why does she have poor Beavis's skull on her shoulder?
 

He's wearing an Ed Hardy hat AND an Ed Hardy t-shirt! Ha ha ha! He's such a douchebag. And look at her outfit, it's ALL white! Oh my god! I also believe that her short shorts are terry cloth or velor. WOW!!!
 

Fuck Ed Hardy and the Fung he rode in on.
 

Thanks Vin... another reason for me to put off answering RFI's from contractors.

I love blowing stuff up.

This douchebag has blown too much stuff up his ass.
 

Her sleeve says "Destroy."
 

She has no doubt learned how to enunciate despite having her mouth full of cock--thus the divorce.

And since this guy likely goes a little limp just thinking about a woman mouthifying his manmeat, you can probably add adultery to "irreconcilable scrotosity" as the cause. The culprit may be Cornbread, look at her sleeve, it too says "destroy."
 

Does anyone else see the itsy-bitsy camel toe? Or would it be 'mouse deer toe' on her?
 

Her shorts say "Fill 'er up."
 

He looks suspiciously like the exhall of scrote douchebag the Bagsgiver.
 

The front of her hoodie says, if I am not mistaken, "Punk's not dead."

Oh, yes it is, Katie, yes it is.

When Bleethy sun-whores pay 150 bucks for a pre-spray painted sweatshirt, touting a genre of music that they know or care nothing about, it certainly is deader than a doornail.

When Fall Out Boy is called punk and Avril Lavigne is called a punk rocker, I hurl my UK Subs LPs onto the bonfire and wipe my eyes with my GG Allin t-shirt before tossing it into the flames. I adopt Mastodon as my favorite band, I tell people I wear Docs because I have a bad back and pray to God you culture-usurping fuckwanks don't ruin the very little remaining bits of life that give me pleasure.

Fuck every single person who has ever appeared on this site for ruining tattoos, punk rock, mohawks, chains and artificially colored hair for the rest of us. Fuck you in your collective asshole.
 

Seems that, unless you're a pirate, if you wear any clothing with skulls on it, you're auto-scrote.
 

She has a skull on her shirt.

He has tinkerbell.

No doubt about it, homeboy takes it in the pooper on the regular. What a cock.
 

Ed Hardy should maximise their revenue while they can, because at some point the 'Bags will abandon Ed Hardy with the same speed and alacrity that Farah Fawcett ditched bell bottom jeans...

Of course they will find some other dopey fashion statement to make and, like sheep, will mindlessly follow the new 'Bag trend when it comes.
 

Ed Hardy school supplies....on sale at your local Wal-Mart Supercenter.
I lie not.
 

Yeah, tinkerbell on his shirt, with a skull on his hat.

...Ed Hardy school supplies?! Ha ha ha...are bags trying to learn how to read and write now?
 

If Paris Hilton had been a professional carney-bar-wench and then got huge implants, it would be Katie Price.

And yes, after having watched their reality show I can say, her voice inspires domestic violence.

Like please-somebody-pimp-slap-this-stupid-pirate-wench-the-next-time-she-speaks, bad.
 

Yes Choada, I kid you not. Spiral notebooks, 2-pocket folders, composition notebooks....all emblazoned with "Hardy-Art."
I spent all afternoon stocking that crap and laughing. I couldn't wait for a chance to post that on here!
 

I would love to wipe my ass with these two scumbags.
 

I would love to wipe my ass with these two scumbags.
 

I would love to wipe my ass with these two scumbags.
 

Ooops...sorry for the triple wipe.
 

I had some funky tzatziki,
 

*pulls Medusas shirt from the fire...wips his ass with it, then throws it back in...

...along with every other article of clothing that has meaning including his CBGB shirt given to him by a former bartender there due to the fact that she mercilessly spilled beer on it during a Casualties show...

...along with his three inch Mastadon bone lip spike that Johnny Rotten wanted to remove and smoke because it looks like a joint...

...I also throw in the clipped toenails and empty nailpolish bottles from all my ex-girlfriends I deflowered who will leave behind on their tombstones "To the world he was a loser, but to me he was the world"...

...along with my vast demitasse collection once shat at by GG Allin himself...

...along with every empty packet of every flavor of powdered Kool Aid imaginable used to color my otherwise seriously dull and ordinary hair...

...along with every warm toilet seat from every house where the fat daily planner books keep the occupants within enslaved to their caged privvy little existences...

...along with everything Ed Hardy (this might take awhile)..

...oh yes what a glorious bonfire it will be, and when the drones wake up it will be too late, and they will have already been boiled to a perfect crispy bright red.

Got butter?
 

Check out his douchey music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9YHg07NLLc truly terrible
 

The only skull I'll ever wear is the one that grows naturally out the top of my spine.

A chick that wears a skull can be only one thing: a scullery maid.
 

Oh jeepers. It seems soon-to-be-MISS Price decided to pull a Britney and leave her panties at home.

That's one thing - but what is worse: she waxed off her cooter and has a crappy Heart Tatt where a nice tuft of fur should be.

No, I am not joking, and here is the ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK photo: Katie Price's cooter.

Uggg.

I don't know who is the bigger douchebag, him or her. she is Bleeth, level 5 - right up there with crack whores and Paris Hilton.
 

I don't have cable (or even a digital converter, for that matter) and I have no idea who these two people are. And that's all the reason I need to just keep watching my one channel of Canadian programming that I can pick up from across the river. No douchebags, and reruns of Coronation Street are enough for me to continue my media blackout.
 

@Troy
Maybe it's a patriotic thing, Prince Charles likely sports a similar shave&ink combo. Plus, I gotta say it doesn't look all that special as vag goes. Maybe it's like a cobra, you've gotta smack its head a couple times to get it angry and ready to show off its hood. Again like a cobra, I'm sure it has by now begun to secrete a potent neurotoxin to paralyze the famous and unwary. Hopelessly immobilized by the snatchsting, the predator will then call in her publicist and begin to devour the sad fellow's career, finances and life.

But the heart tattoo...well, we've got trailer parks, what's your excuse?
 

look for the future ex Mrs. Ed Hardy to have her divorce filmed in a reality show.

that show i might actually watch. if it involves Ed Hardy having things repeatedly thrown at him. preferably sharp and pointy things.
 

The painter's clothes and sharpies were a hit in the Long Island psyche ward.
 

@ Troy 9:44

It kinda looks like The Eye of Sauron contemplating a CareBear. Hence completely safe for
Work!
 

"Dammit Jim, it's serious...this crewman has a deep bleeding hatchet wound below the heart..."
 

Sorry...
 

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Medusa @4:58 -- Genius mate!

When I first saw those little white boy shorts I thought of little white boy shorts. Then I realized it was a girl wearing those little white boy shorts. I was confused, and yet aroused.
 

If I cared, I'd post a link of to the pics taken earlier this summer when she went on holiday in Ibiza with a tall, Ugg-wearing douchebag. The guy was so scrote he made Fish Slap look like Pat Buchanan.

Fake or whatever, though. Those are boobs. Boooooooooobs.
 

@ medusa- yesssssssss!

also- i have no idea who these "people" are, but she could stand to eat a sammich.

also- Ed(ucated)? Hard(l)y.

also- is that an "iced-out" swastika?

and finally- these two make me want to rip my eyes out, just so i have more outlets in my head with which to spew forth puke while looking at this trainwreck.
 

@ Josh 2:16 am

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Zig! For Great Justice!
 

Anyone vacuous enough to pay $280 for a pair of Ed Hardy pants automatically gets the Golden Key to the Scrote Hall of Fame.
 

What next? Jon Gosselin?

Oh wait.
 

Go to Dark Sock's user profile and look at the joke he has written there, it's so funny!!! He is extremely witty, what a sharp sense of humor! Please Dark Sock, start publishing your material in the actual comments themselves. You should really think of starting your own site to heckle posers.
 

I mean douchebags, not posers, sorry.
 

Hi, Doc. Have I finally reached the same level as phah on your list?
 

btw, I DO have my own site now:

www.smotherundermyballsanon.com

Go there now!
 

Oh cool, I have a website too: www.darksockisacomedygenius.com

YOU go THERE now!
 

BEHOLD; Peter Andre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9YHg07NLLc
 

Who cares? She has big fake cans, she can remove the hoodie, and I can use a fire hose to take off the spray on tan.
 

And by fire hose I mean my penis.
 

pooo
 

Heyyyy waitaminit... Guys, I think this "anon"
character is using that "irony" thing all the "hep" kids are into these days...two thumbs wayyy up, Crafty Anonymous Bongloader! I'm rather "with it" myself...

Now, I don't mean to be a "Downer Dave", but isn't there an Arbys manager tapping his foot, looking in annoyance at his Target Michael Graves wristwatch, thinking of you with an upside-down smile on his face? You Betcha!

Think of me every time you squirt that "special" sauce!
 

Ever notice that when you look up "irony" in the dictionary it says, "See 'irony'?"
 

are they not on the cover of HCwDB the book and whats with the guy who runs this website? dose he want to do hot chicks like these but is too scared to make the move. dont get me wrong i think that these dudes should of been neutered to prevent the spread, but come on guy at least the douches have a go
 

Katie Price (aka Jordan for spank bank google photo searchers) is one of the UK's hottest hotts. The dude is a total douchebag, true. But he almost gets a notadouche pass because she dumped him, divorcing him and going out to party with other similarly douchey guys. After he got the boot, like a sick Beta fish who's flowing tail withers, he started losing weight and dressing normal. If you saw him on the street today, you wouldn't think douche. Proof that women bring out the douche in men. He is still a douche ... but a broken douche pining away for a hott.
 

must you show off your belt buckle? wow we know your cool but are you belt buckle cool. now that takes the cake. get the fuck out of here fuck boy!