Friday, July 17, 2009
Sexy Sadie and Scrotie Sal
That's just way too nasty a chin-pubey lick on a milfy powerboobed hott for a Friday afternoon.
Then again, it's nice to see Affliction ts still clinging to douchal relevance in the age of Ed Hardy Plague.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:03 AM 
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My god, that skull on his shirt is about to devour her left boobie.
I must intervene.
With a chainsaw.
I must intervene.
With a chainsaw.
Though the mystical powers of her dream-catcher earrings were unbeknownst to her friends, the moment Agnes’s strolled into the club, she regretted her nightmare from the previous evening.
It was times like these… the worst of times, when Annabel calmly smiled and let Dale’s famished tongue dine uponst her overabundant ear wax.
What woman wants to be licked like that? Hold still while I lick your hair baby.
# posted by 
: 11:17 AM
: 11:17 AM
these two are the same color. yikes. here's to looking like a leather ashtray in a couple of years. but seriously, it did take a minute or two to realize they had a face. i mean she. and that there was a flaming douchebag next to them. i mean her.
The Transformers cartoon is on in the background.
The most recent transformers movie was colossally crappy, except for the robots.
The most recent transformers movie was colossally crappy, except for the robots.
# posted by : 11:31 AM
: 11:31 AM
Those cans are absolutely fabulous.
But does the herpes invested tongue pud automatically come with them?
If so I'll have to pass on this deal, even if the shipping is free.
But does the herpes invested tongue pud automatically come with them?
If so I'll have to pass on this deal, even if the shipping is free.
Cans, Melones, Kazzombas, Funbags, Milk Juggies, Kazongas, knockers.......Boobie!!! I would salivate on those love mounds like a tijuana sewer rate on acid eating a 12 day old tomale found floating in a storm drain.
Happy Friday Everyone.
Happy Friday Everyone.
When Bleeth's get old, it usually ends up looking something like this train wreck.
# posted by : 12:11 PM
: 12:11 PM
Also, is Affliction the official sponsor of ear/face lickers everywhere? I believe the origin of the species, Death Tounge, wore the same?
# posted by : 12:12 PM
: 12:12 PM
And those cannons my boy, are how we won the war against the Nazis.
Sadly, we appear to be losing to the Italians at the moment.
Sadly, we appear to be losing to the Italians at the moment.
she has a face that only Rod Serling could dream of- seriously, doesn't she look like she was in that Twilight Zone episode with the messed up faces?
# posted by : 12:50 PM
: 12:50 PM
She has some fine Bewbies, but dang - her bleethiness oozes right out of the screen. And him? He's licking her hair because he does the same thing to his Lhasa Apso's butt.
While Scrotie Sal went for Mom, his best brah Pukey put the same move on her daughter.
Douche maneuver of 2009?
Douche maneuver of 2009?
I think I can see all his hair follicles, including the really gross ones that seem to be crawling up his jaw like untreated ringworm. Well, at least I'm no longer constipated...
I just went to a site that sells Ed Hardy because I don't know from that garbage other than your site.
Is that shit a joke? That cannot fucking be for real can it??
Other than a complete douchetool, who on earth would wear that crap.
I have to say, I am fairly certain I have never seen anyone wearing one in person, so that must be a good thing..
Is that shit a joke? That cannot fucking be for real can it??
Other than a complete douchetool, who on earth would wear that crap.
I have to say, I am fairly certain I have never seen anyone wearing one in person, so that must be a good thing..
I imagine that years of engineering went into the undergarment that is shaping and elevating her bodacious tatas. Should young brah be lucky enough to free them, they will immediately bruise her kneecaps. Ouch. Better get head BEFORE second base youngster.
# posted by : 2:52 PM
: 2:52 PM
The MILF's body language (hands on hips and derisive pout on her face) show that she ain't playin' with this ass clown.
# posted by : 4:17 PM
: 4:17 PM
HolyMarymotherofpiercednips, you can see the metallic glimmer through that thin top of hers, which tautly covers her upright rack of lambchops.
Ewww. Tongue is not my deli choice, and I cannot discern why she is smiling unless he has an IOB of ginormous proportions knocking at her basement door.
Ewww. Tongue is not my deli choice, and I cannot discern why she is smiling unless he has an IOB of ginormous proportions knocking at her basement door.
# posted by : 6:23 PM
: 6:23 PM
I love it when Cougar Hott's extend a tray of Jumbo Dumplings out to me like a yabbo buffet... I'll take two please!
silly douche... when she said, "please lick down my hair collick" that's not what she meant... sheesh!
that look tells me, "creature, you know the right spot!" & I'd hit it
that look tells me, "creature, you know the right spot!" & I'd hit it
"Antonio, we don't have a picture of you with your Aunt Jacqui. So go ahead, get in the picture...Right, okay a little closer and wait what? (uncomfortable laugh) Antonio, you're so bad! Well, you always were his favorite aunt, Jack...um...okay, playtime's over...Tony, honey?...did you hear...what I...just...?... Jack, I think that's just encouraging him...Jack?...JACQUELINE???...DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR DEVIL-BABIES WILL HAVE FLIPPERS????!!!!!"
@ Mike V 2:50 PM,
i see 13 year old high school kids wear Ed Hardy all the time.
be grateful that your locale is amazingly untouched by the douche.
i see 13 year old high school kids wear Ed Hardy all the time.
be grateful that your locale is amazingly untouched by the douche.
so when Jen hooks up with a douchebag, her mom says, "i dunno. she's gotta sleep with him. not me."
but what will Jen say when her mom hooks up with a douchebag?
"whoa mom can we have a threesome with this guy?"
wait where am i going with this?
... i need an AK-47 and a king size bed.
but what will Jen say when her mom hooks up with a douchebag?
"whoa mom can we have a threesome with this guy?"
wait where am i going with this?
... i need an AK-47 and a king size bed.
@Mike V 2:50
Actually I saw my first one last week, and after having haunted this site for several months now I would have went for a tag if he'd had a hott with him.
Especially since he complimented his Ed Hardy shirt with an even dumber fashion trend, distressed jeans.
At least I would bet the $50-100 a person pays for razor bladed jeans that he didn't get those holes the old fashioned way.
Actually I saw my first one last week, and after having haunted this site for several months now I would have went for a tag if he'd had a hott with him.
Especially since he complimented his Ed Hardy shirt with an even dumber fashion trend, distressed jeans.
At least I would bet the $50-100 a person pays for razor bladed jeans that he didn't get those holes the old fashioned way.
# posted by : 12:41 AM
: 12:41 AM
I wouldn't have an Ed Hardy shirt if they cost five bucks. But these dopes are shelling out $65 - $85 for these ultra lame T shirts!
I don't know what the Ed Hardy marketing plan is, but whatever it is, it's brilliant. And a Douchebag "must have."
I don't know what the Ed Hardy marketing plan is, but whatever it is, it's brilliant. And a Douchebag "must have."
# posted by : 8:50 AM
: 8:50 AM
Chris,
I call it the Jon Gosselin effect.
People have seen just how hip he is, what with ditching his wife and 8 kids and shacking up with some partywhore.
Gosselin loves the Hardy. Ergo...
I call it the Jon Gosselin effect.
People have seen just how hip he is, what with ditching his wife and 8 kids and shacking up with some partywhore.
Gosselin loves the Hardy. Ergo...
# posted by : 9:21 AM
: 9:21 AM
There are unsmiling faces and bright plastic chains;
And a wheel in perpetual motion;
And they follow the races and pay out the gains;
With no show of an outward emotion...
Then there are assholes who lick MILFs
And a wheel in perpetual motion;
And they follow the races and pay out the gains;
With no show of an outward emotion...
Then there are assholes who lick MILFs
She looks alot like the talent and main attraction at the web site "hotwiferio" .com
Anyone else agree? And please dont act all offended by my referencing a porn site....
Matt in the 804
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Anyone else agree? And please dont act all offended by my referencing a porn site....
Matt in the 804
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