Always read the label.
 

They've forced cigarette manufacturers to do this for years; it's about time the FDA (Fuckin' Douche Administration) started cracking down on these choads as well. As long as young girls insist on sticking these toxic things in their mouths...
 

she's drop dead gorgeous.


he has daddy issues.
 

He is either:

a. the drummer in a death metal band
b. on parole
 

@Troy:

BOTH
 

I believe douchebags by law must be branded with the Mr. Yuk symbol.
 

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Troy@7:24... Absolutely right, he's both! Right now he's thinking that six month stretch for selling dope was worth it for his 'rep'. Previously he was the loser/loner kid in the neighbourhood who's name no one knew; now they all come up to him and do gang handshakes "and shit", and "respect him"; now he pulls the hotts who like danger and 'bad boys'. Of course, next time he'll be in the slammer for a loooong time, probably after a botched robbery of a 7-11 instigated by the hott he's posing with.
 

Skull tattoo and hott are on their way to a fucked up relationship, most likely with an unintentional pregnancy that Hott decides to keep, dooming said child to a life influenced by this asshole. And some people wonder why our country is going to hell.
 

Fine, I'll be the one to ask:

Is SHE really going out with HIM???
 

C'mon guys. he just thought it was cool..









.. to be a friggin' tool!

Ha! Bad poetry. Ok I'm going for a smoke whilst continually punching myself in the bhalls.
 

Pfah's right, she's amazing.

Between her and Mr. White's new avatar, I'll be busy in the restroom if anyone needs me in the next thirty-eight seconds.
 

Fuck the skull tat, I wanna know why he's wearing a shirt made out of spaghetti?!?!

@ Darksock--FDA. BWAAAHAHAHAHA
@JCVD--Mr. Yuk. BWAAAHAHAHAAA

You two owe me a new laptop.

Ya know, I'm not a fan of the neck tat myself, but attempting to actually make it fit in the area intended is a good start to making it look okay. Just sayin'.
 

Neck tattoos = regret in 10 years (if the wearer lives that long)
 

Damn. I'd get a stupid tat if I could just sniff a hott like this. This bald Road Warrior reject doesn't deserve this Kristin Krueck hott.
 

dear DB1,

at the risk of sounding like a stalker, might you have more pictures of this gorgeous woman? and if so, could you please get them up post haste? please? pretty please with a ho-ho on top?

your humble admirer,
pfah
 

i dunno i think its a fine starter tattoo of what could be a masterpiece. all he needs to complete it is blood gushing out of his carotid artery
 

Hall of Hott instantly. Make it happen DB1.

Hott says, "See daddy, this is what happens when you cancel my credit cards."
 

She could be a part-time model.
 

She's a smoldering beauty, this one.

There was a time when I'd have done anything, and I mean anything, to court the attention of a girl like this. However, over the past few months my HCwDB powers of discernment have grown tenfold.

In the past I would have spent the rest of the day like a tightly wound clock, tormented by my inner demons of insecurity, lust, and bewilderment. I would have been completely and tragically bewitched by this girl.

But Reader Mike has grown strong and confident, like strong, confident bull! In other words, now I see a very different picture of this girl. She's pretty, sure. Even beautiful. BUT, a deeper reality presents itself on a silver platter for those who would see: daddy issues, phoney, interested only in self, unintelligent, little potential, superficial, boring, probably cold and ungrateful, ungifted... you see what I'm getting at. And ALL OF THIS, simply because of her attachment to this gigantic douchebag with a big tatt and a fun shirt.

So, I'm sorry baby. I gotta cut you loose!
 

Her eyes say "I want you inside me"

His eyes say "Can Tokamak fusion reactors ever become a viable energy option?"

Db1, please never ever post another picture of this goddess. I don't want to see her in any other form that could make her any less perfect.
 

What a porcelain beauty. Too bad this beast has infected her and pretty soon she will be following his footsteps to tattoo parlors just show him she digs him and his music. In the end, the bleeth will emerge, as always, from her cocoon.
 

i seriously doubt it, but this guy could actually be a decent fella who just made two really bad decisions:

1. buying that shirt
2. getting that tattoo

the one decision of his that i applaud would be:

1. seeing this girl naked
 

Her boobies look like they would be a bit on the small side. Which means only one thing. Her ass must be ridiculous.
 

Life just isn't fair. Why isn't this porcelain goddess sitting in my lap? Why hasn't this choade been hit by a diesel truck that plows into a propane tank factory that sits next to a paper mill?
 

Or pull your numbskull back into your hard shell, you friggin' tortoise....
 

dontcha just love government truth in packaging laws?


....he's toxic alright
 

Oh Kate Beckinsale, your vinyl-butt vampire assassin charms still haunt me.

And you still pick douchebags as boyfriends.

First Michael Sheen, then Len Wiseman, and now this speed bump on the highway of life.

Too bad, so sad...
 

I wish I had a twin so that we could drop-kick this douche in the head from opposite directions.

I need to see more of this porcelain hott, please. Please.. She's too hot. Please?

Crazy-sexy-douche
 

DB1's show on MTV is ruining me on chicks like this. Now I know that when she opens her mouth, she'll sound like she was lobotomized sometime around 5th grade.

Not that that will stop me from lusting after her, mind you. Especially since I'm currently in a meeting after a three-margarita lunch. Wait, what the hell am I doing? Oh right. Drunk.
 

Off camera he is cooking up some crack for his little crack whore. Daddy will be so proud.
 

i think she has the face michael jackson was trying to get...and if you can keep a boner pondering that, well, you're a better man than me.
 

I wish him luck in the employment market. The tat screams "I'm totally irresponsible and will be stealing from the till the second you leave the front of the store".

I want to rail his betty in the pooper. Is that so bad?
 

Rapetime, I must admit as a black man that there is nothing like banging pale white chicks in the pooper. For my money, white chicks should never tan. There is just something about those Ann Hathaway types that get me going.
 

This chick is simply haunting. I hate the fact that she bangs anyone but me.
 

Move this chick into the Hall of Hott right now. And leave her just as she is; the illusion might be ruined if we see more of her or hear her speak.
 

Why does he have "Minimum Wage Only" tattoed in huge letters across his jugular?
 

Hott on the left is my associate. She is now close enough to pull a quicky hit. Lets just say the actual skull and bones is not to fond of this douche
 

Well, if she is your associate, please provide more pics.
 

@Douche Assassin...well, your "associate" is gorgeous. ya lucky bastard.
 

@Douche Assassin, 11:44 a.m. -

"Hott on the left is my associate."

So there's hope that this is just a 'bag tag????? That would be pretty flippin' sweet.
 

@ Anon, 10:42 AM

TOTALLY agree with everything you said. Imagine the same picture except that her skin was tanned (or even worse, orange). I'm only speaking for myself, but I wouldn't have found her nearly as attractive as I do now. In fact I may have even passed her right by.
 

I'm still holding out that she's his sister....
 

Hott = sqirting porn star, Cytherea
 

@ Chaz

Are you sure? Oh, my.

NSFW
 

Karl Childers had a son?
 

"Y'all got any tattoos in 'nair? How much ye want fer 'um? Mmmm-Hmmm."
 

@Douche Assassin

Thank you! Hopefully she truly is an associate and this is a bag tag, but if not I still welcome the chance to live in the illusion that it is.
 

Is that Tito Ortiz? Douche either way.
 

cytherea...could be the scientific name of the bleeth virus...don't get me wrong i would still bang her, but knowing she is a porn chick somehow makes her poor choice in men less infuriating.
 

Indeed, euripidouche. Everything comes out in the wash.


Except herpes.
 

i've always thought that, several centuries ago, most people were illiterate. but yeah, acts of chivalry and dexterity and so on.

so what do feats of dexterity involve? i hope it entails something to the effect of seriously injuring Skulls & Douchebones.
 

Women are douchettes. That's why they only date douchebags.
 

This is quite possibly a contender for a portrait Guggenheim award, cuz of all that dramatic highlighting on the skin and close cropping, and the black-white-burnt orange nexus with inked details and titty ruffles.

Just sayin.'
 

WOW IM TRULEY SEEIN THIS AND LOVIN THE HATTERS TOO BAD ALL YOU GUYS WOULDNT SAY THIS TO MY FACE :( X MARINES HAVE NO MERCEY ON WEAK SOBS! .... LET ME KNOW IF YA GOT SOMETHIN TO SAY EMAIL ME COLTCURTIS@GMAIL.COM
MYSPACE.COM/LOVELESSFALLS
 

Well you're obviously a true douche bag or else your picture would not be on here...
 

it takes a tough ex-marine to angrily slam down that caps lock button. please accept our humble apologies.
 

So, Semper Fi means "beat up WEAK SOBS"? You learn something new every day.
 

@ anon 1:12

Thanks for confirming my "minimum wage" taunt beyond a shadow of a doubt. Thank you, future 7-11 night shift guy.
 

duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 

anon @ 1:12

you, lad, are an embarrassment to ex-marines

... & a giant neck tatted douchebag
 

I like how he challenges us to "Say it to his face"...and then provides only an email address. How about a home address, sparky?

"X Marines have no mercy on weak sobs."

Wish I had video of every Marine that passed out or cried like a little cunt while they got tattooed by this 115 pound weak sob. Pure gold.
 

Have you ever done a Butthead tattoo, M. O.?

I remember the episode where he talked an escaped convict into getting a tattoo of a butt with a butt tattoo on it, on his butt.

That was the first and last time that I grasped infinity.
 

I have respect for the whole straight edge scene, however, there's plenty of straight edge people who don't throw it on your face, it's like you want a metal for it, fuck off. There are bigger accomplishments than not drinking and doing drugs. Hats off to keeping it real too tho, don't get me wrong, but HCWDB owned your ass, skull and DOUCHEBONES TATT, fucking ripe as fuck that shit is, and it does make you look like a douche even if you really aren't. (but you probably are)
 

Im hott on the left thank you for the compliments, Im truly honored and I love this website. I think if people actually get offended they are not spiritually strong enough. I absolutely love peoples perception on a picture it is rather interesting.
For Colt yes indeed my finance he actually really isn't that offended, I think he actually is thinking its funny. When people get mad about what people say they really need to take it with a grain of salt in my opinion.. But what does my opinion matter??? In your opinion I am just a "Hot Chick with a douche bag"..
 

Right but skull tatts on your neck make you spiritually strong? It screams, HEy LOOK AT ME!! PLEASE?!?! PLEASE JUST LOOK AT ME I NEED ATTENTION TO FEEL ACCEPTED. I NEED ATTNETION SO I CAN FEEL GOOD because without my tatts nobody would fucking even say hello to me because i'm an asshole!
 

Hey Coltie, if you were a Marine I was a rock star.

Fucking poser.
 

That girl is fucking dreamy.
 

"For Colt yes indeed my finance he actually really isn't that offended, I think he actually is thinking its funny."

Great point, and now we all know that you have brains as well as beauty.

Tell you finance we're sorry.
 

Yep. You're just a hot chick with a Douchebag. A douchebag that can be replaced by SOFTWARE at his job, who could not even get a job at a gas station looking like that, and who from what I can gather from his ego-maniacal MySpace site, has a very fragile and WEAK personality. I'm not so sure I've seen douches in jars. Can a Jar-head be a douche? Hmmm...

BTW, real men don't pick tats from the backs of furniture polish bottles.
 

why was the pic deleted? he call a lawyer?!?1 hahaha