Take away the bleach and you have a couple of cleaning ladies with labia as hairy and floppy as my decroted nutsack.
 

From left to right- Nottadouche, Hideous, Hidden Hideous, and BadTatsButnottadouche.

-Douche Bauer
 

Guy on the left doesn't appear to be douchey and he doesn't even seem to be that thrilled to be with zebra girl.

For some reason it really creeps me out when guys incorporate their nipple into their tattoos.
 

Holy flaming paper sack of crap.

I'm going to get a penicillin shot right now.
 

What is with these fucking tattoos? Why????
 

Lol, she's making the exact same face she makes on the other picture...
 

unhappy dude, gross, hidden (probably gross), and tatt bag
 

when you are all tits and teeth, maybe the cowsuit is the wrong choice? i mean that overbite is enough to get her a job hauling tourists up the grand canyon.
 

Now, thanks to Zebra Girl, I know what Mr. Ed would look like with breast implants.
 

Zebra there looks like a former dude. And (s)he really needs to sue the dentist that put on those God-awful veneers!

Save the dude on the left before he gets infected!
 

@euripidouche.

LOL!!!! I haven't laughed like this for a while. Brilliant!!
 

Two strippers lounging around the trailer park. Blah. Nothing to see here folks.
 

I think my IQ went down 14 points just by looking at ths pixture. See, it wasnt that hi to strrt wth. I mean, come on, I'm only 2 years old.
 

When Teddy Tatt discovered he had moobs, he pulled in Maggie, a zebra-hott and a straight guy to diffuse the discovery.

Give it a nip in the bud.
 

Zebra print needs to be fed an apple whith those chompers. The IE at it's finest!
 

God.. these people are vile looking. I pray they aren't parents. That's all I have to say.
 

Smile all you want. You are all dead inside; it's just slowly working its way out.
 

from left to right: dazed and confused, klingon with tits,fake plastic trees, and Niko the grimy porn director from Czechoslovakia.
 

Douche and Saggie and Scrote and Bleeth.
 

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and they're holding the wine glass by the bowl as if it were a red. très gauche. or should i say, très douche.
 

Cowgirl's overbite is so bad she could eat an ear of corn through a picket fence.
 

She can't give head unless she straps a leather wallet to
Her chin
 

She has to tape her toothbrush to a pool cue to reach her canines
 

Her overbite's so bad her arms can't reach the table when she eats
 

Her overbite's so bad she gets work as an extra in Wallace and Grommit films.
 

Her overbite is so bad Bart Simpson can only fuck her legally in the Ozarks.
 

Woodchucks hump her legs.
 

When she's cold her teeth can't chatter
 

Her mom called; she said "ONK-EEEE-YONK-EEEE-YONK!".
 

She can't lick her lips
 

Look at pink blonde's always engaged tilt-my-head-thrust-out-my-tits pose. She's been doing this a LONG time-so long it's now reflex. She might as well tattoo "daddy issues" in big chunky script on her forearm.

Not that I wouldn't give her a weekend's worth of pelvis piston, but I wouldn't tell her my real name.
 

@ darksock

HAHAHAHAHAHA...

funny indeed.

although i'd still hump both the blondes like a viagra'd up rabbit on an amphetamine comedown.
 

Attention Zebra Blonde:

Get thee to a dentist!
 

These people are certainly shitwipes of the highest degree without a doubt, but I've been noticing a trend in the 'comments' thread. When you're a completely introverted geek (like I'm sure most in this thread are), why is anyone with more than 2 visible tattoos considered a douchebag? Alright, the yuppy with the 'Player 4 Life' shit on his arm is more queer than Anderson Cooper, but you can't even see what half of these retard's tats say. But I guess when you're a total internet dork anyone that expresses themselves through tattoos is considered a douchebag. Hmm, sort of like nerdy Nazis, cool.
 

But this guys a complete fag too though. Who the fuck holds up their glass of cheap pink spittle for a photo? Fucking poser. And both these bitches are uglier than shit.
 

HOLY FLAMING PAPER SOCK OF CRAP? How long did that one take? God, some people really think they're hilarious. What is this, a 1950s episode of Batman? Nice shotgun too you fucking r tard.
 

@ PhilthyPhil 9:33

after the Colt experience, anything goes. this is the time when we need marriage / parenting license legislation.
 

I know it's early, but try this tongue-twister:

Bruno and Bobby brought bleach-blonde bleeth's to Buddy's bar-b-que.
 

elliot misses et

in his case emasculated testicles.
 

@ elliot

The Regs will correct me if I'm wrong, but based on prior comment sections there's several non-douchebag people here with tatts (myself included), and I think even a tattoo artist or two.

So in the imortal words of John McLaughlin:

"WRONG!! NEXT ISSUE!"
 

Elliott definately misses it.

"both these bitches are uglier than shit."

Um. Yeah. Both these bitches are definately bleeth, but I'll bet that they could both make Elliot cum in his pants from 10 feet away.

Also, Elliott, "Holy flaming paper sack of crap!" fro MO @ 7:17 is entirely appropriate, and funny as well. The phrase itself does justice to and captures the essence of what we see taking place in the photo in question.
 

No it's not. And I jack off to videos of chicks far hotter than these everyday. It's Elliott, not Elliot; it's cool, common mistake.
 

And K-man, is it the fact that I use regular everyday vernacular and not cool words like 'bleeth' to describe my disdain for these losers that has me 'missing it'? I know everyone on this thread wants to sound as cool and as learned as they think DB1 is, but you sound like a bunch of fucking hipsters when you constantly use words that weren't used to define a single social stereotype before this website existed. Posers.
 

And your sense of humor is obviously sub-par.
 

misses et.
 

Dear Elllliottttt,

No idea why you've gotten so riled over comments on a humor-based website, populated by "fucking hipsters," as you describe us. I don't really care, either. If you enjoy all things tattoo, I suspect there are many, many websites you can go to for related discussion. Here is just one from the 2 seconds it took me to google "tattoo enthusiast":

http://www.inkednation.com/

So, please go there. Or stay here and contribute without being such a tedious, whiny asshat. Or go jerk off to the fantabulous collection of porn you alluded to. In a universe full of options, you have many, and many of them do not involve being a self-righteous douche.

Love and kisses,
Mr. White
 

Sorry I'm late....
I wanted to comment about the pic but I'm forced to throw out a warning to Elliott or Elliot for that matter...
Me thinks you protest to much and your critique of the reg's will earn you no favors. One word....
Chill...is that 50's enough slang for you?
 

I would like to see pink boobies naked. Just sayin'
 

Fucking hipster?

Okay. Why not.

Maybe "old fucking hipster" would describe me better? Gaaaarrrrooovy!
 

To DB1: Damn you for posting this. This makes me want to go down to the gun store and buy an AK-47 (www.thegunstorelasvegas.com). I can't tell you how uncomfortable and insane I would feel when placed within 100 meters of these morons. It would be like trying to keep myself from laughing at a Chris Rock show, except Chris Rock is now the perfect white-trash combo of strippers and their coke dealing boyfriends hanging around and drinking piss that's been bottled up and sold for $3 a bottle. What a combination for the palette, the dregs of society, and the dregs of the vineyard together in one sitting. By the way, I like how you stole my user name to brand that $3 a bottle garbage these retards think is wine.
 

So which is it?? Untattooed internet geeks or fucking hipsters???

Just for the record- I've got 3 tattoos that are visible, but easily covered up while working for The Man.

AND I still think it's creepy when guys incorporate their nipple into their tattoos.
 

Elliott,
Um, where do you suppose that terms used to describe the "social stereotypes" you refer to come from if not from us "fucking hipsters"?
I am of German descent, so I or my relatives could be called "block head" or "kraut". I wonder what fucking hipsters came up with those terms that describe a certain social stereotype?
Probably from a bunch of "Posers" eh?
 

just what i was thinking...are we geeks or hipsters (whatever the fuck they are)?

you sound...confused, ellliottt.

charming vernacular you have round your way eeliioot.

"uglier than shit bitches", yes, it certainly does show disdain.

how unpleasant; it's positively disdainful.

bye trolliott :)
 

you daft cunt :)
 

Tatts in general are creepy because they are associated with the working class stiffs of the days gone past. No gentleman would have gotten a tatt. But the worst part about tatts is the tastelessness of the artwork, and the fact that one's own tastes shift as we live our long lives. What we thought was really neat at age 18 is suddenly NOT at age 35, and imagine how much MORE NOT at age 50.
Tatts represent a short-term decision on a long-term body. They represent the failure of insight into what a life lived is all about. And most are silly to behold, ie. DOUCHEY.
 

Too bad Maggie's alien bug sunglasses don't cover her entire head, because there's something quite compelling happening from the neck down.
 

I always thought I wouldn't get a tatt unless I was sitting next to a tattoo artist on a burning airplane.
 

It is not the amount of tatts we mock, it is the utter shittyness of the tatts we mock. There's a good portion of us that have tattoos (myself included) and thar be some fine tattoo artists in these waters too. But when you get a tattoo that looks like a floppy dick with huge balls tattooed on your chest don't expect any kind of sympathy from us.

Margie's pose makes me laugh. It looks horribly uncomfortable; but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to make it look like you have t & a am I right? Also hide the bit of the pooch going on that she didn't pay to get liposuctioned away. Maybe Ted's fake bling watch could bring in a few dollars from the pawn shop to start the fund. Ted and Margie also seem to be lacking bellybuttons...HOLY CRAP POD DOUCHES!

I can only hope their cups hold windex tinted with red food coloring. $20 says it came out of a box. Who drinks something that color?

Alice, next time take the money Bob gives you and put it towards your teeth instead of your boobs. Or its POW! Right in the Kisser!
 

The stripper and the zebra are both rentals.
 

@ Ashfish
I actually took a picture of a guy who had a tattoo of a floppy dick with huge balls covered in warts on his chest. I wish I could say I'm making this up, but I'm not.
 

Tattoos unto themselves are not bad. However, they are just one par that makes oneself a douche. A sleeve of tatoos is a sleeve, but a douchebag with a sleeve is well, a douchebag with a sleeve.

-Douche Bauer
 

Why is she wearing snowmobiling googles?

Bubba Scrotep
 

So I could be wrong but the girl in the zebra top is a former stripper who took her money and opened up a business selling stripper stuff.. And I'm not joking I've seen this chick before in my hometown where her shop is. Her shop is called Barely There.
 

Bob needs to get some ink done. What's he thinking?!
 

Swayback Sally is hot enough to qualify, ski goggles notwithstanding, and the blockhead with the beer gut is the Illustrated Douche. I'm not much for tats, but those are downright creepy.

Maybe the problem people are having with this photo is that the couple on the left should have been cropped out? They clearly don't belong on HCWDB.