Douche-a-rama..
 

that girl's top even says "I'm in Miami bitch"

*sighs heavily*
 

Isn't this a repeat? Didn't Thyroid Eyes in the camo freakout and ask for a take down? Or am I having doucha vu?

Anyway, they piss me off. Especially the guy who dropped the bottle of bleach on his manpris.
 

I'm surprised we didn't feel the shockwave of this douchequake sized grouping of scrotes and bleeths.
 

Problem is that after eating those people the aftertaste would put you on not so friendly terms.
 

While not the same pic, I think this pic is the one that inspired the fake cop to call us "dudes fags."

But here is the pic/post with that cop's reply.
 

DAYUM! That dude on (our) far right bears a chilling resemblance to the late, great, Pumpy! Could it be him, or a ghost?
 

Damn it.

OK, look at the redhead in the green bikini here (as long as DB1 doesn't take this down as a repeat).

Now look at the redhead in the white 'beater in the "Ab Reveal Lives" pic.

When finished masturbating, click on each pic in new tabs/windows and compare them side-by-side.

Coincidence?
 

Waidddaminute! So this is the same pic as "Doin It Real Grande"?

Either way it still brings forth much regurgitation, and as an experienced hater I'd say bring on the swine flu immediately!

...and hater by definition means '...one who denotes and exhibits more intelligence per word than the person calling the hater a hater'...

...also I believe the girls shirt says.."Help me I'm in Miami being held captive by Douchebags".
 

well spotted wheezer.

def the same tits...i mean woman.

this red head looks a bit like this porn star i see now and again whilst perusing ampland.

aren't women great?

aren't tits great?

aaah...life is great (if you have a woman with great tits and pair of secretary glasses that she puts on just for you).
 

This an earth threatening mushroom turdplosion from a doucheclear bomb.

Anyone within a 100 radius of its blast will immediately notice grotesque pudtations: glowing orange skin, bleaching of the hair, scalp, and gonads, freakish muscle growth with equally proportionate ball shrinkage, and maybe worst of all, an overwhelming and completely illogical desire to possess all things ed hardy.

All we can do is pray for the survivors. And by "pray," I mean, "bludgeon to death with dead seal carcasses ." It pains me to see the great work of Albert Einscrote be used for such wretched purposes.
 

(i meant to say librarian glasses, but my medication just coincided with my whiskey hit)
 

I'll buy the tiger shark all the antacid he needs.

Besides, doesn't actually need to eat any of these people, just rip their arms and/or legs off.
 

The green sunglasses with the monster hoops? If she had a kid it would come out looking like Elephant Man.
 

This pic proves one of the best arguments for the use of Predator drones I can think of....
 

Nah, predators don't create enough collateral damage. This pic proves the necessity for collateral damage from slinging 2,000 pound dumb bombs.
 

Thanks, pass-tha-douchie. I think I'm highly disturbed over the tangled web of cross-pollenation douchebags and bleeths weave. Redeemables from both genders sometimes get caught in that web, and there are too many times where we 'baghunters and 'baghuntresses are too late to free them from that life of depravity.

But, we have this site to show the world that we HATTERS won't take douchebaggery lying down! So FUCK FISH SLAP!
 

Good catch Wheezer, I was fooled by a new submit of an old pic. I blame the Thunderbird.

- management
 

Fuck you Jules James. Fuck you and your pathetic posse of posing pussies (I know, nice alliteration, eh Jules... no, go look it up. I'll wait.).

On second thought, just fuck yourself.
 

Thanks DB1, but give a nod to Lulu for asking first, though I thought it looked familiar when I saw it.

On to other 'baggery news: I was watching part of tonight's Reds/Brewers game and noticed the tatts on Brewer Corey Hart's arms. I guess teammate Ryan Braun's douchey clothing ways may be spreading in that locker room.

Check out this transcript from last season (scroll halfway down the page):

[da_pontiff: What's up Corey? Your new ink (on your forearm) looks nice...real nice. Does it have any special meaning or significance or did you get it because it just looks so icy hot?

Corey Hart: No meaning, I like tattoos and sometimes the guys get together and we get tattoos. It does look icy hot, doesn't it?]

Odd that his namesake became famous for a song titled by a douche maneuver.....coincidence? Here's a closeup on one of the tatts - it might be OK if it were of someone of meaning to him, but apparently it isn't. I thought I caught a glimpse of a tribal, though, while watching the game.

Stay tuned.
 

@Lulu

Thyroid eyes, as in exophthalmos goiter? He is a goiterbag.

-Douche Bauer
 

Maybe this will be part of the site soon: redhead Lauren in librarian glasses. It hasn't been here before, has it?

This page reminded me of her. Just sayin'.....
 

His eyes, his eyes, his FUCKING EYES!!!!
 

And with a high keening rip of his distended mudhorn, Kyle fired off the first volley of the New Jersey Sodomy Brigade's 2009 Squat-Fuck Competition.
 

@ MC 900:

"Jim Bob!!! Yew been diddlin' them lemurs again?!?"
 

@ Lulu--

Thyroid eyes BWAAHAHAAAA!!!!

So Grave's disease is one of the many side effects of Douche? Hm, I had high levels of T3 and T4 on my last checkup, mayhaps I've been exposed to GV. Mayhaps? In my line of work it's a guarantee.

Those louvered shades are freaking me out. They have an etheral, ghastly glow, like she's about to shoot lasers out of her eyes. Only it will be a concentrated burst of AXE-scented gonorrhea slime.

I'm in Miami Bitch? As if THAT'S anything to brag about. If Douche had an anthem, that would be it. I hope I meed the guys who made that song so I can try out my home tracheototmy kit.
 

*meet.


But I hope I meed them too, if meeding is painful for them.
 

There is enough grease in that picture to gank up a shark's colon for months. I suggest we recruit killer whales. If you've ever been to sea world you know those fuckers play with their food before they kill it--and they are hilarious when they spew. Say the new band name with me: "Killer Whale Diarrhea."
 

regardless of whether this is a memory lapse on DB1's part, Jules James deserves to be mocked repeatedly. kudos to BillDouchiest!

now we need to set off some Navy SEALs and Marines on him.
 

DB1... it's Clif Bars. One "F." You use the other "F" to say, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" when you see this gaggle of scrote.
 

DB1... it's Clif Bars. One "F." You use the other "F" to say, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!" when you see this gaggle of scrote.
 

Whoops...
 

Don't these scrotes work?
 

this looks like "jerz 4 life" a usa for africa type recording of "we are the douche" which follows up their earlier effort
"douche, they know it's axe-mass"
 

It's always heart warming, and slightly cute when you see a bunch of straight chicks hanging out with the gays. Those crazy gay guys are just nutty for the fag hags.

- Douchey Smurf
 

What a kwinky-Dink...... Everyone in this pic enjoys the cock.

Ever observevant, ASvB
 

....or maybe they are waiting for tickets to the Michael Jackson concert. What, too soon?

ASvB
 

I recognize the guy squating-down from prison, or at least the top of his head looks familiar.

It was a long time ago, and it's hard to remember. Nope that's him, I remember those "Pistol-Grip" ears.

ASvB
 

@Medusa Oblongata

Aren't you a tattoo artist? I'm pretty sure you have been exposed to the Guido Virus just by the nature of the job.

I recommend kelp supplements, organic coconut oil, and Silkwood decontamination showers.
 

Lemur Eyes looks like he's pissed 'cause the camera man stole hiz story...
 

A beach full of orange scrotes. What's new.
 

I think I've seen this before either that or all these fucks look the same now...Im numb
 

You can look through one dude's eyes and see the New York City sewers shining through them. I hope a giant wave a bleach cleanses them all of cultural taint.
 

A Whaaaaaaaaat?