haaha this is so damn funny
 

One of the dark truths I've learned at this site is that even in parody there is SOME choad out there that makes it reality.

That said I got to the hip shakes at 1:41 and cried uncle.
 

What a tool.
 

Jersey, land of teh douche. Once in a while in AZ we get a couple, they're run out of town cuz we don't allow that Andrew Dice Clay accent and attitude. The good news is that in event of nuclear war, Jersey has several nukes targeted at it.
 

this video pretty much sums up my feelings about this video.
 

Wow, big fuckin' surprise.How appropriate his name is Vinnie.
 

I'd say fake, but the white belt don't lie ...
 

Lol this is totally fake. you can hear the girlfriend laughing at him. He probably reads this site, and purposely wore the white belt and the glasses.
 

There's no need to parody douchetude. It is self-parody already.
 

I have that exact same light fixture in my entry way. Lowes, like $150 I think.
 

What..... no money shot?
 

I'll give him a notta based on the mocking accent and facial expressions, and that he obviously isn't a gym rat. I say fake.

However, I'm in accord with Douche Foucalt--that white belt fits him, gotta be his. And the glasses. And they have the music. Those certainly are red flags. White belts are the Gateway Douches.

Diagnosis: Hilarious, but take anti-douche measures. Listen to some Carcass, watch a Godzilla movie and put on a flannel.
 

While we're on the subject of 'baglings at play for the camera, a hive of young brothabags frolicking has been uncovered. I wouldn't click this if you haven't been to church today.

Direct all hate mail to my Blogger account, thanks.
 

Best comment on the video Medusa linked to (sounds like someone who would post here):

"Yeah...I did that ottoman. She was all like stuck up and shit. She was easy, but boring. She let me do EVERYTHING but she just lie there. Then when i finished up I throwed her out on the sidewalk. These kids must have beaten the trash truck and took her home. Sorry about all those stains guys. "
 

Yeah, I'd have to say parody (though you can never be too sure). The strutting around and "turn it up" low-register voice/accent is good stuff.

The 'As Seen on TV' DanceMix CD music is probably his sister's.

If indeed it is parody, I tip my hat to him.

- Oucheday Agbay
 

Back in Italy these tools are known as grape-stompers.
 

damn medusa, after the horse video, you know i never miss one of your links,but this was weirder.

i'm still getting hate mail from people i emailed that to. i wonder what the ladies auxillary of the historically tight-assed party of (not-saying which) county will think of it?

how i share an email circle or two with such upright and august persons is a story for a different time.

much like the horse video, i hope its a joke, sadly i'm not so certain
 

this is pure comedy and some of you are going out of your way to criticize this guy. smh
 

hmm...I actually don't dance all that differently. Time to think about some things in my life.

Army of Douche-ness
 

www.stooorage.com/show/124/157685_hot-girls-with-douchebags.jpg

One thing that is more wrong than this video is the picture above...
 

Very fake, and very funny
 

Very fake, and very funny
 

i know so little about dancing, if you told me what the jerz did was good or great i wouldn't know why. so i don't know how to make mock of it.
 

I can't believe I wasted a few minutes of my life viewing that video, but then I waste other minutes of my life visiting this website.

Still, some minutes are more valuable than others.

HEARING him is worse than SEEING him. There is barely a sound more repulsive than the voice of a Guido, unless it's a battery of his farts polluted with methane gas.
 

Of course this is parody. His accent. "Vinnie". His laughing girlfriend. C'mon
 

I survived the entire 4:18.....helped by knowing it was a joke, but I still had to endure that music for 4+ minutes.

Yeah, I could've used the mute, but that would've lessened the effect.

It's not laugh out loud funny, but it's good to know there are others who mock the douche. I said something of that sort on the comment thread there.
 

@ Euripidouche 1:08

"how i share an email circle or two with such upright and august persons is a story for a different time."

I am burning with curiosity. Or maybe it's the clap. Either way, I'm dying to know.

Regrettably, the horse video, better known to the Sicko-American community as "Mr. Hands" was no joke, and Mr. Hands did in fact die from internal bleeding after a torn colon, no surprise.

As for the ottoman kids, I'm really wondering how this sort of stuff makes it onto the internet. Did they mean for that to get out? Like Fat Star Wars Kid who made the video in school, and then left the tape in the player when he was done. A schoolmate got hold of ti and the rest was history...that kinda fucked things up for him.

But then we have La pire danseuse*...obviously she filmed this in the privacy of her bedroom, how in the bloody blue blazes did THAT get out? I'd have deleted that ASAP. I can't decide if people 'leak' stuff like this on purpose or what. The mind fairly boggles.


*Giant jiggly boobies popping out of a bra in this one! You're welcome.
 

@medusa

As far as Booby Armoircrushed, consider this: What will people not do to become famous at this point? On VH1, ladies of various levels of skankitude had the opportunity to compete with each other to date Bret Michaels. Now, I don't hate the dude, but on the other hand, (1) he's an aging "rock" star; (2) he's clearly losing his hair; and (3) his contribution to Western civilization was "Every Rose Has Its Thorns." And these chicks signed up to be degraded by every whim of the producers just for exposure on a cable channel, if not also for the man himself.

And NOW, there's another show during which several gentlemen of questionable intelligence and douchitude are competing for one of Bret Michael's castoffs from an earlier season of the aforementioned show. This was a chick too stupid and whorey to satisfy BRET FREAKIN' MICHAELS. And these guysa're "competing" for her. Of course, most of them are there to promote bands and/or fighting careers and/or modeling careers, much like the skanks from the original Bret Michaels shindig, but nonetheless, in exchange for a few moments of fame, they came along and played the game.

And that's probably far from the most degrading thing you can do in a reality show.

My point? La Booba most likely posted that video herself, for the same reasons people go on those shows, i.e., they have a deep, empty chasm in their souls that they can never, ever fill, but which they think fame might fill.
 

Medusa at 11:17AM...they stole those moves from the Alvin Ailey Dance Company.

And Vinnie stole his moves from a Borscht Belt honeymoon hotel couple doing their thing in a heart shaped tub shot as the video,
"Nuptial Ballin' Booty-licious."
 

Medusa,

You managed to condemn and redeem yourself in the same thread using only video links.

You are an artist!

X-D

Damn you, and thank you!
 

My grampa did the same stuff as "Vinnie" after he went senior; it's okay.

I would say something about Medusa's video, except that a HCwDB site search reveals several hits using the terms "darksock", "hump" and "ottoman"...
 

La pire danseuse was just what I needed to end my weekend.

Now what's all this about a horse video?
 

I'm guessing La pire danseuse is a leaked Cirque du Soliel audition tape. Wonderful boobage + self-inflicted furniture crush = win. What kind of place do you have to be in mentally to even think about doing that?

"Hmmm...I guess I'll just suspend myself from a bedsheet that I have hooked on the knob of my armoire's open cabinet door. That should end well..."
 

the only thing that keeps my sanity intact is by repeating to myself:

"the cameraWOMAN is hott.

the cameraWOMAN is hott.

the cameraWOMAN is hott..."

...or is that his 12 year old brother?
 

It's not nice to make fun of a retard....
 

@medusa

not sure the story is as exciting as a burning bacterial infection. in fact, its probably more of the surprise asymptomatic case one finds upon some other journey into medical test hell.

basically i was charged with finding projects for which employees at my company could do their one day paid volunteer work. this is after years(pre-promotion) of complaining that the opportunities presented were lame, be careful what you wish for, this was one of those all work no glory deals. basically it was on me, because there was no way to move the pile of paper standing between employees organizing their own groups around their own causes(as one would believe was intended)

my first round of projects, amnesty international, food kitchen an art festival etc, were considered by some "too librul" for some...remember this is a day people are paid salary to not work, none the less, i had to find some conservative options.

boring enough so far? it gets worse. i asked some folks i know who share a common interest in football, if they knew of anything in their area or nationally knowing some are active in the community, ones that we could support, particularly conservative...
our link is football, they judge me, and i them, based on who we root for. they know my non-football worldview, for the sake of the game they and i choose to ignore it . i was dangerously mixing the online sphere with the work sphere, and the online sphere with other online spheres.

so i got some ideas from folks, it worked out great for me at work, but in pursuing these folks as a polite representative of a corporation they may do business with, they somehow got the impression i might be one of them someday.(understand i was mixing business and pleasure and not liking the taste)

ok, now to dove tail it all together. long story short a couple of folks (football fans) see clear to keep me informed of the latest propaganda, to which i mostly don't respond. one such progression was the michael vick/animal cruelty melodrama.after months of people one upping each other on their sense of humanity and how cruel those other people are(by implication me) so i let them have the video.
i know the video is reputed to be from a (more than petting) farm in washington state. the place got busted the perverts videos presumed burned but perhaps stolen. the point in my sending it, was saying hey, there is animal cruelty in the world, like human cruelty, lets not act like vick invented what he was doing etc..
long story short, in terms of shock value, the only value the continued existence of such a video could possibly have, this was like raping santa claus in front of a kindergarten class. good thing we no longer do paid community service days.
 

@medusa

not sure the story is as exciting as a burning bacterial infection. in fact, its probably more of the surprise asymptomatic case one finds upon some other journey into medical test hell.

basically i was charged with finding projects for which employees at my company could do their one day paid volunteer work. this is after years(pre-promotion) of complaining that the opportunities presented were lame, be careful what you wish for, this was one of those all work no glory deals. basically it was on me, because there was no way to move the pile of paper standing between employees organizing their own groups around their own causes(as one would believe was intended)

my first round of projects, amnesty international, food kitchen an art festival etc, were considered by some "too librul" for some...remember this is a day people are paid salary to not work, none the less, i had to find some conservative options.

boring enough so far? it gets worse. i asked some folks i know who share a common interest in football, if they knew of anything in their area or nationally knowing some are active in the community, ones that we could support, particularly conservative...
our link is football, they judge me, and i them, based on who we root for. they know my non-football worldview, for the sake of the game they and i choose to ignore it . i was dangerously mixing the online sphere with the work sphere, and the online sphere with other online spheres.

so i got some ideas from folks, it worked out great for me at work, but in pursuing these folks as a polite representative of a corporation they may do business with, they somehow got the impression i might be one of them someday.(understand i was mixing business and pleasure and not liking the taste)

ok, now to dove tail it all together. long story short a couple of folks (football fans) see clear to keep me informed of the latest propaganda, to which i mostly don't respond. one such progression was the michael vick/animal cruelty melodrama.after months of people one upping each other on their sense of humanity and how cruel those other people are(by implication me) so i let them have the video.
i know the video is reputed to be from a (more than petting) farm in washington state. the place got busted the perverts videos presumed burned but perhaps stolen. the point in my sending it, was saying hey, there is animal cruelty in the world, like human cruelty, lets not act like vick invented what he was doing etc..
long story short, in terms of shock value, the only value the continued existence of such a video could possibly have, this was like raping santa claus in front of a kindergarten class. good thing we no longer do paid community service days.
 

@ Euripidouche

FUCKING WIN. I am high-fiving you over teh interwebs.

@ Mr. White 8:11
Well damn said, sir. I hadn't thought about the people who really have no shame in the chase for fame. I can't say I have much shame myself, but I manage to keep my humiliations on a local level. I'm extremely grateful that there were no camera phones or Youtube when I was 21. You all would know me as "Barfy McPeepShow" or something horrible like that.

@ BVG 9:40
Errrr.....posting it again might get me banned from here. But basically it's a man taking it in the ass from a horse and he later died of internal bleeding. The man, not the horse. The horse is still in counseling. And so is every man who saw the video and got a good look at the size of a horse cock.

Here's the real punchline...my boss and coworkers and I found it after we watched "2 girls, 1 Cup", then "1 Guy 1 Jar". Good thing we have no human resources policies around here.

@ Gaijindouche 9:18
Why thank you. I like to keep things exciting, make ya wanna vomit one second, get a raging hardon the next, then laugh your ass off and then be a little concerned. Needless to say my personal relationships are rocky.
 

Medusa 11:17: why did you go and have to post that video? what did we ever do to you?
 

Kill it.With fire. Now.
 

Best douche video ever. A total mock but people that cant dance do actually dance like that... i have seen it and that is why i am blind— i gouged out my eyes
 

@ Bag Queen 10:26

I have some serious fucking mental problems. Other than that, I mean no harm.
 

He must have learned his moves from DJ Belo
 

I've never seen the 'rolling the dice' dance move performed so vigorously. . . pure. . . baggery!