Ah, good old Donk. I have to say he's looking a little worse for wear after his recent legal troubles, though. But maybe this 17-year-old digs "bad boys."

Just don't get caught, Donk. Statutory rapists have a much more "fascinating" social life in prison than low-level drug pushers.
 

She is decidedly not interested in the Donkster. See her shoulders hunched together in that "Ewwwww, get the hell away from me, you old creep!" manner?

No, I speak not from experience.
 

I don't care what you haters say. I'm getting wet just looking at him.

In my most recent role as "Surly Prostitute #3, non-speaking" in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, I fantasized about Donk so that I could get the appropriate sultry look on my face.
 

So The Donk is out of the joint now?

Def Leppard's 1-armed drummer looked better after his accident than The Donk ever has.







What? Too soon?
 

Who wants to bet that moments later, her drink ended up on his shirt?
 

This poor kid just got off the boat from Eastern Europe, where, trying to escape abject poverty, she agreed to be brought to a new country where she could become a "waitress".
Bad enough, she was sold into sexual slavery, but even worse her first "client" is none other than the Donk.
She would give anything at this moment to be back home in Belarus slopping the hogs and digging up turnips.
 

You know how you get that weird taste in your mouth and maybe a little tingle in your throat just before you throw up? It looks like Missy is going to give The Donkster a Grey Goose bath.
 

I agree with Amanda. I want to tie up Donk, impale him with frozen jelly-dongs so he looks like a dog covered in goliath-sized tics after a full meal; and make love to each turgid member with all of my orifices.

Damn. I just made myself all sweaty in my groinal region.

Time to douche!

Xoxo.
 

From the looks of her, she hasn't been "new" at anything in a long, long time.
 

Time has not been good to the Donk. Once the mighty hunter he must now resort to picking of the weak and sickly straggler Bleeth. This one's dead eyes tell you all you need to know.

Nice purple shirt though. Very purpley.
 

Whoever the fake Amanda is:

Can you try a little harder or just not try at all? Thanks.
 

These days Donk looks like an under inflated testicle in Jose Canseco's nutsack.


However in his glory days he inspired greatness :

Donkey Opus in Douche Major


( ... for the new guys , click it, go ahead ..)
 

DD shoulda went with the shirt he bought in Bedrock and he mighta had a chance with this one

and I think a big FUCK FISH SLAP is long overdue
 

good to see Donk is out of the hoosegow and back macking on the hots, as it should be for a douche legend...even a petty criminal douche legend.
 

lol i thought the fake amanda was pretty damn funny
 

Donkey Douche seems to have a particular type. She looks very similar to the other chicks he has been pictured with. At least he has good taste in women.
 

Well holy shit, look who's out on bail!
 

Is this one of those chicks that has the spiders and roquefort-encrusted sewer rats doddering out of her snatch, the way that one guy was ranting about in paragraphs ~a week ago?
 

dammit amanda this blow job isn't going to finish itself, if you want the pack of cigarettes, you have to finish the job.
 

being in the picture reminds the bleeth of her love for gobstoppers, and how she used to climb into vans parked in her neighborhood looking for them...

it also reminds her of the confusion and 3 hour shower she took after meeting the guy who taught her that vans were a great source of gobstoppers.
 

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lol i thought the fake Amanda just might be... Mr. White!

if i'm wrong, blame Flyteeth. or Flytits. or both of them fuckers.

i DO kinda wonder what HyperSexualGirl would think about all our collective mocking of Amanda though... they ARE good friend supposedly.
 

and i do believe that Donk has now taken the path of the pervert: hitting on the less-than-legals.
 

Wow, so that's what jail will do to you.

See kids? Stay in school. Stay off drugs. Don't punch out random people. Don't call a judge "you old fuck."
 

An Erotic Play, in Three Acts

Act I:

First we would role play. The fear from his recent incarceration enhances his arousal, so I would set up a prison shower scene. Me, with my hair shorn close to my head, nearly bald, and decorated with ballpoint pen prison tats of the kind usually associated with Latin gangs. He enters the group shower, and I am the only inmate there. My back is to him, to help the illusion of my gender swap. I'm unaware that he's there. I drop the soap, and he takes me from behind, savagely. Later we pretend that he was shanked in the cafeteria while defending my honor, and I bribe a guard with cigarettes and a handjob to let me stay the night with him in the infirmary.

Act II:

We are in a giant hall of a huge mansion, much like the orgy scene in Eyes Wide Shut. (Which I was totally in, by the way. Check the credits. I was "Partially Nude Orgy Attendant, Female, #357. You can see me over Tom Cruise's shoulder between 1:37:15:01 and 1:37:15:05. Check it out!)

There is a piano player, just like in the movie. But unlike the movie (which I was totally in), my 16-year-old sister is there. She has never felt the touch of a man, and I want her first to be with the Donk. In an elaborate ceremony, I offer her to him. He does me second.

Act III:

This is the most realstic scene. We are in the Donk's apartment. I pretend that I'm displeased with him dealing drugs to school children, and we fight. We make it to the bedroom, our passions still inflamed, where he gives me a massive, runny Cleveland Steamer, aided by the 37 soft tacos from Taco Bell he ate earlier. Afterwards, I put on my biggest strap on and take him from behind, screaming "DONK! DONK! DONK!" at the top of my lungs with each thrust.

Finis.


How's that for you, massengill? Good enough? Weak-minded "modern" men like yourself can never handle my sexuality. You're all, "It's wrong to punch girls in the face" or "I think women should be treated like human beings," but you just don't get it. The Donk is on a plane all of you just wish you could imagine, let alone occupy.
 

The Donk looks like 100 miles of bad road.

She looks scrumptious.

Anyone have a link to the outcome of his legal troubles?
 

Mr. White or not, Amanda's play read as an Arthur Miller-esque masterpiece. I believe it would have fallen under the same acclaim as his following epics:

All My Scrotes, or

(Bad) Breath of a Scrotesman, or

The Douchible
 

His cases are still open according to the IL state databases, but I think they added new charges as well after the bomb hoax.
---
A Palatine man's legal woes continue to climb

Weeks after Marc J. Mueller was accused of making a false bomb threat at the DuPage County courthouse, and trying to bribe a deputy to ignore it, he is facing new felony drug charges.

Prosecutors this week accused the 30-year-old Palatine man in a grand jury indictment of being the ringleader of a drug-trafficking operation in Cook and DuPage counties. About one half dozen other defendants also were swept up in the undercover drug sting involving local, county and federal agents.

Mueller is being held in the DuPage County jail on a $650,000 bond. He is due in court Monday for arraignment.

In the latest allegation, Mueller is facing multiple drug charges, including possessing and trying to deliver marijuana. The alleged operation occurred from Sept. 1, 2007 through March 19. He also faces armed violence charges as authorities say he carried a gun during the alleged drug sales.

Prosecutor Paul Marchese said the defendants were selling marijuana and Ecstasy.

Mueller's legal troubles began June 12 when he was arrested in Downers Grove. Police said Mueller had 59 pills of the powerful painkiller, Vicodin, which contains hydrocodone, a controlled substance, on him during a traffic stop on the village's west side.

Mueller showed up for court July 17 but he ran into more trouble on his way through security.

Prosecutors said Mueller became belligerent while waiting in line just inside the courthouse annex and, after a deputy instructed him to remove his belt, he remarked he had a "belt bomb."

He was charged with disorderly conduct. He also faced bribery charges on suspicion he told deputies they could keep all the cash he had on him as a tip if they let him go.

A DuPage County grand jury indicted him Thursday on the drug allegations, according to court records released Friday.
---

His first trial is next month. Donkey Douche could take on a whole new and unfortunate meaning if he is sent to the big house for the next 10 years.
 

Wow, Donk got some badass prison ink. Toothpaste and the shavings from a boot heel, yessir! That's the makings of some mighty fine tribal. Bloody hell, he's got that much real estate and he wastes it with that hideous shit? He's even dumber than I thought.

Ahhhh...Downers Grove...good to see they still have plenty of shitheads to take over in my absence....

I'm thinking this is Donk's daughter. The look in her eyes says, "I just HATE it when Daddy drinks!"

@ bcs 2:47
Still bitter, huh? *snork* I keed, I keed. I tease because I love.
 

Some legends burn out.

Some legends fade away.

Some just get busted for petty drug crimes and end up getting fucked up the ass by Bubba the Butt Bandit.
 

U people are the nerds and drones of the earth. While some of us are livin life you people sit on your computers blogin away like wastes of lives u are. Funny thing is people are out to get me , but i will beat my troubles, you people will still be worthless. I walk by people like u everyday, but funny thing is I DO NOT NOTICE U, WHY, BECAUSE U PEOPLE ARE NOBODYS. MUST SUCK TO BE A NOBODY!!!

I did some time, and now i learned a lesson and my head is clear and i am in best shape of my life!!

Here get jealous HATERS!!

http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp43/darkmarc14/IMG00037.jpg

This pic was after being at beach in sun for 12 hrs and drinkin for way to long .. Guess what ....

Suck my Fkn dick !!!!!
 

to medusa< guess what? one word ... Lou-zer!

to donger< guess what ? suck- a- mhy -dick!
 

@ Donger 4:32


All's you had to do was listen to my tune ^ to get that whole story....
 

As far as I can tell, Donk's just had two ladyfriends. The more recent has nice fake melons, but I can't get a positive ID from this pic. Face is similar though.

She's just probably wondering why his breath smells like a man's ass.
 

My humblest apologies to Vin...I saw it after my post.

As for MM@4:58 and Anon@5:05 (perhaps one and the same?) I am going to pass on the offer to fellate you. You would have better luck picking up some of that kind of action in prison. But you already knew that.
 

MM@4:58

So according to you, you go to the beach and drink to long and think that what you really need to do is take a picture of yourself in a bathroom? What???

You are such an idiot. In fact, you probably could have escaped culpability for your crime had you plead feeble mindedness. Your actions and articulation alone are enough to prove that beyond a reasonable doubt.

Enjoy your freedom now DD. Once in I'm sure the brotherhood, BGF and La Eme will have a good old time with your hairless body. I'll bet you'll trade for as much as a half gallon of pruno.
 

Donk, you look like a microwaved hot dog that's been illustrated by an artistically-frustrated thirteen year-old girl.

Hey, we're not the ones stupid enough to make bomb jokes at a courthouse and facing multiple drug charges. That's all you, baby. You own that brand of dumb. Good luck explaining that to future business partners, douche.

And we're the ones sitting back with the Makers Mark after a productive day, enjoying your delusions of grandeur. We owe you nothing, including respect.

So you say you'll beat your troubles? More like you'll be beating them off. And nightly. Because you have a real pretty mouth, baby.
 

i love how he holds you ever so gently in this picture. its special what you guys got




http://s396.photobucket.com/albums/pp43/darkmarc14/?action=view&current=cro_6_27_08_124.jpg
 

@crucial

You're right, that Mr. White is one funny bastard. I'd like to pound him like a jackhammer. In fact, if I couldn't have the Donk, I'd happily let him and Flyteeth double penetrate me. Yummy!
 

YEAH AMANDA I GOT HOSEM FUCEN TARMAL LOVEIN FO RYOU RIGH THERE BABY!
 

Donk:

Allow me to explain some truth to your poor deluded noggin.

I am happily married to a wonderful woman who could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and to me is hottness incarnate. She makes my toes curl, and has made them curl for over 15 years. Together we and our daughter (a bright and beautiful child) live in a lovely large home in one of the largest cities in North America, that is also one of the safest, oddly enough. I just spent the evening with a neighbour drinking some exquisite 21 year old Balvenie single malt Scotch while listening to brilliant music on one of the world's finest stereo systems.

I then came home to my lovely wife and we had crazy monkey sex. And while she sleeps, I am here enjoying some "time off", laughing at retarded pinheaded soon-to-be felons like you.

I get 5 weeks of vacation a year, and really only work seven months a year. The rest of my time is spent travelling the world, lecturing, writing, and other creative pursuits.

To do what I do, you would need to get a PhD, and given your actions over the past few years, I would estimate the only thing you are really qualified to do is "screw up your life by being a stupid fuckwit", and sadly, they don't give out degrees in that.

Very shortly you will be part of the prison industrial complex - an unholy co-option of public monies funnelled into private hands in such a way as to create a permanent underclass. If you are in prison for 10 years (which I doubt, because your crimes are more of ignorant stupidity than malevolence) you will come out into a world radically changed for you.

You will be 40 or so years old. The bleethy bints you bedded in your youth will be fat and frawzy house fraus and wage slaves trying to figure out how to grow vegetables in their suburban backyards while raising some snot nosed idiot kids. Your old buddies will be much the same - overweight and beaten down by a system they are either too stupid to understand or lazy to subvert. And they will treat you with some distance - you will be "donk - the douchebag who flapped his jaws into a long stretch in prison."

And the only love you will know is that of Bubba the Butt Bandit, your huge, cruel, pitiless rapist. He will look upon your shaven smooth body and lust, and he will fuck you in the ass. Every night. And you will not complain, because you will be his bitch.

So good move there Donk. When you get out, let us know how it all worked out for ya. You will have a future picking vegetables.
 

@troy

Excellent, as always, but one minor point: I wouldn't be surprised if he got 10 years, regardless of malevolence. Three words: mandatory minimum sentences. Multiple drug charges plus a weapons charge could be quite bad for The Donkster.

Usually I find the mandatory minimum sentences for drug offenses to be a bit draconian, but in this case? Perhaps not...
 

Hair plugs?
 

And such a nice shade of tanzanite blue in his shirt color,too Soon....he'll be seeing a different kind of blue... moon glow blue.

Thanks for the retro nusic Vin, it's so typical of Donkey Douche.
 

the Donk fucks FishSlap
 

Wow, if MM is truly the Donk then we have also been treated to the news that he enjoys and wishes for men to suck his dick.

The question then becomes, if a guy sucks my dick does it also make me gay ?

If the answer is "yes" ( and it is ) then the Donk's preening in front of a mirror and trolling websites for hookups proves one good thing about his recent incarceration, he's now out of the closet.

There's no shame in being homosexual, Donk, it's quite fashionable these days. Good luck with that.
 

@ anon 5:05

Nope. "Lou-zer" is NOT a word. I even gave you the benefit of the doubt and checked the dictionary.

But I'd love to see you try again. It's kind of like burning ants in the sun with a magnifying glass. I love to watch the brainless little fuckers squirm and struggle while I laugh sadistically from above.

So, go on. THRALL me with your acumen.
 

"This pic was after being at beach in sun for 12 hrs and drinkin for way to long .. Guess what .... "

Oooh! Ooh! I know what! You have melanoma AND cirrhosis!!! WHOOOPEEEE!!! This is the greatest day of my life.
 

"I did some time, and now i learned a lesson and my head is clear and i am in best shape of my life!!"

TRANSLATION: "i can fit a grown man's hand, all the way to the wrist, in my asshole!"

Good work, MM. Glad to see you spent your time in the slammer improving yourself.
 

funny thing is , u people get made fun of every day of your life.... so in essence u try to poke fun at people who are better than u and get more attention and have things u want.

i have everything i want , and i always get what i want... i am the youngest child from a great family and i have the leisure to do whatever i want whenever i want . going out and having fun and getting younger hot ass is what any normal guy wants to do ..

i laugh and pitty u dorks! and u people were the same ones on this blog before i went to jail, u will still be here five , ten years from now. SAD!

if any of u ever come to chicago and see me, please have the balls to confront me , cuz i know ill win the battle of insults right in your fuckin face!!!!!
 

funny thing is , u people get made fun of every day of your life.... so in essence u try to poke fun at people who are better than u and get more attention and have things u want.

i have everything i want , and i always get what i want... i am the youngest child from a great family and i have the leisure to do whatever i want whenever i want . going out and having fun and getting younger hot ass is what any normal guy wants to do ..

i laugh and pitty u dorks! and u people were the same ones on this blog before i went to jail, u will still be here five , ten years from now. SAD!

if any of u ever come to chicago and see me, please have the balls to confront me , cuz i know ill win the battle of insults right in your fuckin face!!!!!
 

medusa, your probably a fat , pale , disgusting smelly cob web croch!

u think anybody cares what u think , crawl in a big hole and die!

i see ur from chicago, where the fkn zoo? which one?

where do u go for fun, since u never be allowed where the in crowd goes?

let me guess, hmmmmm , rock and roll mcdonalds? fat ass
 

Do my revolted eyes deceive me?!?! Be it the the purple putty pusher of federal rebellion? Has thine waxy ear lobes finally found he's flaws??

Omg.....Whom I kidding he still looks like ass!! Oh Scarlet hott, oh scarlet you precious fountain of chocolate sprinkled toffee apple sauce, I long for the day to dip my crimson crisp!! *Sigh*
 

I hope you do have a trust fund, MM. Reading your posts I realized that if you don't have any trust fund money, you better get used to large black men pounding you in the ass. You know, what you call an average Thursday night?
 

m m GQ says fat dusgusting cob web crotch is the new hot blonde with big tits and a trust fund, please try to stay up to date on who you should be trying to fuck.
 

M M

You're a funny kid. I also admire your ability to type with one hand while holding your sphincter open with the other. Be sure the dildo doesn't go up too far or risk damage to the sigmoid colon and rectum.
 

@MM Wow!! This has got 2 be the funniest cracker on this site!! Sniff sniff, "I did my time, I learnt my lesson!" Bladi bla bla!!! Funny thing is the last time you were on this site your attitude was exactly the same, makes you wonder is it the big pumpy muscles that get you the attention or are you a case of dumbass Johnny Bravo with Fuck all bravado!! You'd be shocked at how many of us supposed dorks have hotter ass than you and strangely enough pitty you even more than you do us!! Pick up some change ball sack!!
 

Marc, you moron. I'm not facing time in prison, nor have I ever been in prison. That's enough to get me through the day. When you get locked down and your ass is pounded daily I will be enjoying a nice drink with my feet up on the coffee table. Start envying me, bitch.
 

@ MM

You are fucking classic Marky. Just so you know, I just finished my undergraduate DEGREE (something you surely know nothing about) in Law & Society at UC Santa Barbara. Which of course, is not only ranked in the top 12 public universities in the US, but also is flooded with world class snatch. Saying that the experience was heavenly would be a vast understatement. I now am employed by the university full time as I gain much needed expertise as a graduate assistant. Two years from now I will be in one of the top 20 law schools in the nation. Did I mention that I'm only 24?

And you're, what, 36? What the fuck have you done? I will most certainly be making in excess of a half mil a year by the time I am your age. I have already fucked women far out of your league, so I won't even address that little issue. You are a waste. You have done nothing and are nothing. The world's history books won't remember you. But I will. I will happily remember you as the pathetic douchebag who could do no better than make idle threats to random people on the internet and was later pounded in the ass on a daily basis. Enjoy choad!

Love,

Bryan

Ps. Your suppossed physique is laughable! They're called leg lifts buddy, you know, the exercise that stresses your lower abdominals, look into them! Bye fuckwad!
 

Damn, the Donkster has a shiny face.

~Justin
 

"i have everything i want , and i always get what i want... i am the youngest child from a great family and i have the leisure to do whatever i want whenever i want ."

You sound like a tantrum-throwing pre-schooler. With a seriously receding hairline.

Enjoy the money while it lasts. It's all attractiveness you'll have left.
 

@MM
What a fuck-stick.
Being from Chicago is not some fucked up badge of honor.
It's obvious butt-stain....
You were ment for jail.
 

LOL look at the Donk gettin all gangsta and shit. You think you're cool because you're from Chicago? Why don't you come to the 718 area code and try talking like that. See how fast it gets you bent over and weeping like a little bitch with a skinned knee.

But wait, you already know about that. Never mind.

"I have everything I want, and I always get everything I want..."

So what does that mean, you have a "friend" in the commisary?

I dont think you have the right to call anyone a LOSA when you're a big, burnt-to-a-crisp fucking crybaby with a receding hairline and a DIN#.

Now, howzzabout you suck MY dick.
 

Oh, and P.S, Donk...

YOU'RE FUCCIN DEAD GEY!!!
 

I bet the prison guards got you addicted to what their dick did. Ya digg
 

So I think I know who fake Amanda is now...
 

The pre-prison Donk seemed so much more tolerable...well, at least seemed to have a sense of humor about this.
 

"medusa, your probably a fat , pale , disgusting smelly cob web croch!"

Pale, yes. Fat, no. 5'3, 110 lbs, 38-26-36. disgusting, smelly and I I believe you meant "cob web CROTCH". Dunno about that...I have some excellent references...

"u think anybody cares what u think , crawl in a big hole and die!"

Actually, no, I don't care what anyone thinks. BUT, I am such a raging egomaniac that I love to hear myself rant. I write for my benefit, if people enjoy, bonus. If they don't, no skin off my pale ass.

"i see ur from chicago, where the fkn zoo? which one?"

There is only one zoo in Chicago, that would be the Lincoln Park zoo. The Brookfield zoo is in the suburbs. I'm actually originally from Harvey. You wouldn't know where that is because anyone you might hang out with would never come back alive from that hellhole.

"where do u go for fun, since u never be allowed where the in crowd goes?"

Let me clue you in to something, Donk...I get into any club I want. Know why? I HAVE A VAGINA. They let women in any fucking place they wanna go, because where there's girls, the guys will follow, and they buy the drinks for the girls, and the bar makes money. I have been to Vison, SoundBar, Excalibur, Dome Room (RIP), et cetera and was welcomed in with a smile and a bow. And you know what? I spent the whole night dodging douchebags who were trying to hump my leg when all I wanted to do was blow off some steam and dance. The best part was the look on their little 22 year old faces when I told them I was 34. that just made 'em hump my leg harder 'cause they knew I had experience. I had to have a bouncer throw out an asshat from SoundBar once because he wouldn't quit touching me. So, the "in crowd" seems to dig me. However, I found the whole thing skin-crawlingly vomitous, and gave up on all of it. I now get my cardio from a nice solo run in the park, thanks. As far as doing other stuff for fun, I paint the artwork which is hanging in the houses of some of Chicago's athletes, restauranteurs and benefactors. My free-time fun pays me some nice money.

"let me guess, hmmmmm , rock and roll mcdonalds? fat ass"

....now, this is the part where I'm supposed to go "nuh uh!!!" and post a sexy pic of lean, muscular self in a bikini or something. Nice try, Marky, or reg troller, whoever you are. You can do like the smart ones do and friend me on facebook or Myspace. Then feel free to fwap the night away. I'm pretty uninhibited about the images I post, but you gotta earn those pics by asking nice, not by lame, manipulative child's tactics.

And I never eat McDonald's. Very bad for ya, I'm a big fan of the slow food movement. In fact, I spent four hours making home made sauce last night, I'm about to bust out the pasta machine and roll out some lasagna noodles, yum yum.

Donk, your idea of life sickens me. I'm happy to be as far removed from that sort of sorry existence. I do hope you come to terms with your substance abuse troubles, as they certainly hinder greatness and accomplishment.
 

wow , look how i got all u idiots to waste ur time sittin here trying to blast me.

You guys are making me feel like i am the fkn president!!!


this site is makin me famous bitch, and u guys are helpin ....


by the way medusa , i got in trouble in downers , i live in the city and have for a while .
 

I not ashamed at any pics, yeah we all take bad one and good ones , but.... i know and the people who know me know that i dont have trouble at all gettin the girls. Ur site makes people like me look bad when in essence we just strive for more in life. And by that i mean that besides havin fun i too have my own business and my own nice place in the city and lots of nice clothes and stuff to go along. But even with my trouble i still manage to live life and get what i need and want. u guys make me laugh, cuz i know if i i want i can go to any website and look at people's picks and make fun of them, or better yet , i can walk outside my front door and start rippin on everyone i see. But.... i am not that bored Instead , i get my shit done! I take care of my health , my needs and wants and find time to have a good time with all sorts of what u call hotts! That is called livin life. u guys are computer nerds and it is obvious by ur vocab . i would never even come on here if i wasnt told about it. But next time any of u are in city , check out my company


PINK BIRD INC

I provide hots to the general public for all society's needs and wants. website coming soon!!!!

untill then i guess according to you stains hmmmmm, ill go tanning, hit the gym and take more pics of myself... cuz thats all we do..........
 

@ MM

I understand that typing any sort of coherent thought is a difficult task for you, but it only takes me (us) about three minutes. And you know what? Telling you how much of a fucking souless douchebag you are is well worth three minutes of my time.

Oh, and thanks for the compliment on our diction (that means choice of words or vocabulary), that's what a college education will do for you, or even just reading an occational book for that matter. Look into it sometime, I hear that Pud State is accepting applications!
 

Try living in Africa cum stain!!! You don't know shit about making something of yourself till you lived here!!

By the way jers spew, if you don't waste your time or aren't that bored then why oh why do you keep coming back to rip on us everytime?

Do I sense a bloated yet sadly bruised EGO? I think so, try not to get that sorry excuse for a "Kop", ( thats Afrikaans for "head".....Oooo yes another language big guy) stuck in the proverbial door on the way off this site!!!

Oh and Pink Bird INC?!?! Dude I think I just showed my entire office this shit and they all pretty much hurled in their own mouths. You do your thing pinky!!
 

@Mudusa.

You're my hero, export the sauce we'll make millions!!
 

hey, africa? fuck u u tribe called quest n******
 

Hmmm Pink Bird, website coming soon . . . is it this? It's nice that the phone number's there in case anyone needs it.
 

Donks keepin it real keep bagin brah
 

"this site is makin me famous bitch, and u guys are helpin ...."
 

I irreparably just proved that the deep dark Africans have better savy and verbal skills than ol donk, I don't even think your own mother understood that shit looser!!!
 

Question: Was the bomb belt studded or white? Or both?
 

I love his tat. it's so tribal and deep.
definitely a dbag. Never gets old. Thank you for your wise ways.