When I see such brilliant prose, I always think to myself "Is that how he actually talks?" And if so, does it hinder his ability to speak with actual human beings? One must wonder.
 

There's a treasure trove of Donkey Douche pics in this same location.

http://s396.photobucket.com/albums/pp43/darkmarc14/

I have to admit, he can pull some smokin' hot hotts. But, that's negated by the chicagoland douche army he hangs with -- surreal, rafael, inphinity, lucky1, etc...
 

This has to be an impostor, right? I mean, seriously, no one who's facing multiple charges for drug dealing, weapons possession, and threatening/attempting to bribe a court officer (in the most retarded way possible) would e-mail a website bragging about how awesome he is and how the rest of us are haters. Not even the Donk could be that stupid.

Right?
 

Wait till his liver gives out... it'll be before his looks go for sure. Then watch how he cuddles up to the fugly's of the world because nobody else will want an illin' donkey douche.
 

Well put, broheimer, well put. I mean, gay.
 

This is a joke right,or do all douches exist in a grammar void? Are we nobodys because we don't have orange skin and are able to button our shirts past our nipples? Am I a nerd or a drone or a nerd drone?
He only gets the hotties because he deals coke-
 

Isn't that Fishslap in the picture he linked to?
 

This is what the donk will be in about 18 months once the probation board gets through with his drug testing.
 

dear donk,

long time, no see buddy. i hope you did indeed learn from your mistakes in the past, and have cleaned up since then. and stopped doing blow. that stuff will kill you man.

i wish you a bright and successful future.

best,
pfah
 

Because nothing says "straight" quite like taking a picture of yourself with your dick showing and then inviting a bunch of strange men to suck it.
 

A helpful tip for those of you who may wish to post defensive ramblings:

1) "I did some time" - never a compelling arguement.

2) If you ALL CAPS LIKE THE INCREDIBLE HULK it only lets us know that our mockery has touched a nerve. Next time go along with the joke. The douchebags that do are usually more accepted and less mocked as a result.

3) If people are "out to get me" perhaps the best recourse is to not post pictures of yourself online that leave you open to ridicule. Just a thought.

4) Please do not attach a photo to your pathetic ramblings where the tip of your junk can be seen clearly outlined through the thin fabric of your white pants. Aside - is it cold in your bathroom?

5) Don't tell use that you "head is clear" and then follow that up with "drinkin[g] for way to[o] long" - the mixed message only serves to ameliorate your arguement.

I hope these guidelines are helpful.
 

Interesting how he calls us nerds and drones that sit at our computers yet he has a photobucket where he drones away pictures of himself acting like the hypocritical scrote he is...
 

DD has crossed over from repulsive to endearing. We all hope your legal troubles are behind you and that you are true to some of your previous posts that indicate you are slightly tolerable.

Best of luck DD. However, I refuse to bend on my stance regarding the Fucking of Fish Slap
 

Ahhh DD....

You are a sort of interest to me...It's great that I don't have to make any comedy material out of you...You do all my comedy for me! Thanks numbnuts!

And please, do not take your anger out on us...Just because you are so angst ridden from being pounded in the ass in prison, is your own wrong-doing.

If you are from Chicago, why not take a days drive here in Oshawa Ontario? I may not beat you in an insult match, but I WILL whip your ass.

For God's sake man, stop shaving your chest. There's nothing wrong with chest hair.

Non-looking guys can get the hottest chicks in the world..So, congrats. It's unfortunate that your personality is ugly, and you lack any form of compassion.

So, I've gotta ask you Donkey, what was prison like?
 

English alert DONK: Plural of "nobody" is "nobodies." Kind of like plural of "body" is "bodies." Get that Donk? I've had pet rabbits smarter than the hapless Donkey Douche. :(
 

Fuck-stick remeber....

1) Your going to jail.
Jail=Looser

2) Your known as Donkey Douche.
Hardly a term of endearment.

3) None of us are haters. We just
sit and wonder in bemusement at
the train wreck that is you.

Now go fuck yourself. But save a little bit for your new best friend in the rec yard.
 

What? no axe handle threats? I was so looking forward to shoving an axe handle sideways into a douche's posterior...damn.
 

Donk,
God bless you, bro. Keep on doing what you're doing. Live that life. Booze. Beach. Broheims. Bleeth. Barbells. Its all about choices and priorities, bro. I really hope that when all is said and done that the choices you've made will give you more than just fuzzy memories of booze, beach, broheims, bleeth, and barbells. I truly hate to think that whats waiting for you are a bastard kid or two, no overtime available at the SuperLube, friends who won't answer your phone calls anymore, no pass through the velvet ropes, and a bunch of photos to go with those fuzzy memories.

Me, I mock because I care. Not about you or the other douchebags. I care about my two sons. You're just one example that I need to be there for them so that they make the right choices in life and don't end up trying to defend their bad decisions through atrocious grammar fat fingered into a cellphone.

From a "nobody" who's made both good and bad choices through the years but none-the-less been blessed with plenty by God, God Bless you and good luck.
 

Looks like he peed his pants in the attached photo. 12 hours of sun and drinking way to (sic) long CAN make you forget to pee OUTSIDE the pants.

Stay Classy Donkey Douche
 

If by "nobody" you mean "not as orange as an Oomp Loompa's taint", yes you are correct. I am a "nobody"...
 

Ew. Sorry Donkey Douche, but I like my men UNcut. Like we really needed to see that you're circumcised, anyway.

Next time, wear some not-so-clingy pants when you feel the need to photograph your abs.
 

A parolee dating a stripper. That's original.

Oh well, at least you can't blame the Hep C on each other. You got yours in a prison shower and she got her's sucking old guy dick for cash....
 

Dear DD (or should I say Dark Marc):

Thanks for the pic of your awesome college-style apartment.

You are right - I am a hater.

I hope that when I turn 40 I can:
- Get my picture taken with a stripper
- Have a 5 year and running coke habit
- Say I've done some time.
- Closely resemble Lorenzo Lamas.

Thank you for the clarity DD (aka Dark Marc). My good job, beautiful daughter & wife, nice home and relatively nerdy life all now pale in comparison to what I can strive for.

Thank you for your guidance.
 

am i dreaning, or is there a lot of hatting going on here f'real?
 

So if Donk becomes his cellmate Bubba's prag, does he go from Douchebag to Bleeth? And if so, what level?

"Nobodys"

Quote the Donkey Douche, nevermore.

And by nevermore, I mean, orange and douchey.
 

So if Donk becomes his cellmate Bubba's prag, does he go from Douchebag to Bleeth? And if so, what level?

"Nobodys"

Quote the Donkey Douche, nevermore.

And by nevermore, I mean, orange and douchey.
 

how cute, he got matching star tats so he and fishslap can be shirtless douche tat-buddies in the club.

Drugs are bad mkaaay?
 

I don't get it - if you're going to cut down on spelling, "you" becomes "U", why not do the same to all the other words? It would certainly save time.
 

I'm with Mr. White and ac douchey. It's an imposter.

It's probably the same Reg who's pulling the F'Real strings a few days back.
 

"I walk by people like u everyday".

It's very unlikely that he'll be doing that for at least 15-20. I really hope he has a great time in prison. One word of advice to DD, though. He should publish that "drinkin for way to [sic] long" beach pic on one of those prisoner dating websites. I'm sure the boys in cellblock E would love to know what they're getting for Christmas.

I'm sure there'll be plenty of takers for your "Suck my Fkn dick !!!!!" offer in there.
 

Donkey Douche Douche is "livin life" while the rest of us are "wastes of lives". Let's review:

1. "Did some time": nothing says living a deep meaningful life like a little jail/prison time. You haven't live until you've had some tasty food, deep philosophical conversation and gay sex whilst "doin some time".

2. Laying in the sun at the beach for 12 hours: This is the height of achievement in life. No one can really call himself a success, or a benefit to mankind in general, unless he spends his days flopping his lazy ass down and doing nothing for 12 hours. Wise up Donkey, even a homeless guy accomplishes this "feat" without any effort.

3. "Drinkin for way to long": Another wise and prudent activity. DD, are you really so vacuous that you cite "drinkin way to long" as evidence for the assertion that you are "livin life"? (By the way, the correct word is "too".)

4. "I am in the best shape of my life". Muscle toning is not "livin life", Donkey Douche. It is proof of extreme narcissism. (That big word, DD, means "excessive self love").

So, to sum up, we have a lazy, drunken, self-obsessed, pumped-up criminal, who wants men to suck him off. Yeah, that's "livin life" all right!
 

While reading his rant, I could only hear this.
 

Ha,ha,...! DD is proud of going to prison. Enough said about him. Oh yeah, your girlfriend's tits are too big for her chest cavity. She might as well superglue two melons and hang them with a string. So, go sell more coke so she can get'em redone. Loser.
 

Nerds of the earth???...hmmmmm...careful D-squared we may resemble that remark. At least we can confidently say that our nether regions have not been violated by Bubba and your other girlfriends in prison. The reason why you don't notice us everyday is because you are in full concentration mode to not walking like you have bubba's pickle in your A**!
 

Does Donkey have a job? or does he just collect garbage at the beach?
 

Donkey, Donkey, Donkey...will you never learn? All the douches that write in sound like a broken record. "You're all just jealous!" Of what? The amount of empty space between your ears? The void that is your soul?

I can score hotts. As a matter of fact I drilled my wife just last night. I've got a good job. My life is going fine. No impending drug charges. I don't need to dress like an asshat and make ridiculous poses for the camera to define my self-worth. And most importantly, I'm not a douchebag. Which is what you are. Why would I be jealous of that?
 

You know Douche, I walk by people like you every day (although certainly not as douchy as you) and I do notice them.





Then I say to myself, "God, what a fucking douchebag!
 

If that really is DD, then: sad.

Hopefully though, it's just one of those rascally 4chan /b/ scamps making a funny.
 

Damn Donk, you are really sensitive for a big dude. Could be a side effect of the roids. That said, I agree with you somewhat Donk. Many of the guys on this site would give up a left nut to be with some of hotts in your photobucket. So, cool out and enjoy your situation while you can, sans the drugs. Peace.
 

Yeah get jealous - you can't get retarded tats like that every day.

I will give him points for being in shape though. However he loses those points for shooting himself flexing in the bathroom mirror and sporting sheer white jogging pants. Looks like he shaves his pubes too - hawt. And by hawt I mean **gag**.
 

LOL look at the Donk gettin all gangsta and shit. You think you're cool because you're from Chicago? Why don't you come to the 718 area code and try talking like that. See how fast it gets you bent over and weeping like a little bitch with a skinned knee.

But wait, you already know about that. Never mind.

"I have everything I want, and I always get everything I want..."

So what does that mean, you have a "friend" in the commisary?

I dont think you have the right to call anyone a LOSA when you're a big, burnt-to-a-crisp fucking crybaby with a receding hairline and a DIN#. I bet the prison guards got you addicted to what their dick did. Ya diggggggg???!


Now, howzzabout you suck MY dick.





Oh, and P.S, Donk...

YOU'RE FUCCIN DEAD GEY!!!
 

Well, at least we can all be happy we still have a good shot with Carmen hot. It's become overly apparent that this guy is actually a Gaybag.

Let me go get out my EHardy Dneck and a macramed pair of chino shorts, it's time to hit the clubs!!11one
 

Donk,

Hey fucker, I fly helicopters for fun while you are diddling your winkie to photos of your cellie.

No matter how big you get, you still look like a fucking ant from where I sit.

Try an intellectual pursuit for once in your life. You will quickly learn that reading and writing are not as difficult as you once thought!

For example, this note took me 20 seconds to conceptualize and less than two minutes to write, proof read, and post.

In short:

Go fuck yourself.

Your friend, the Gaijin.
 

Waaah wahh! I was in the sun too long! WAAAH WAHHH! I'm not old! Waaaah waahhhhh!

Take it like a man, douchebag.
 

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You know something? I never involve myself in macho chest thumping with these cement headed DB posters but I've had it.


Maybe I'm saying this from the safety of a couple thousand miles away but FUCK YOU MARC.

You take you and one of your other buddies and I'll take a fucking 6th grader and play you in Scrabble ANY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK, mutha fucker


Bring it , douche bag
 

darkmarc14, not so smart to use your myspace username as everything. Even your 29 hours of WoW.
 

Hey, say what you will about Donk, but his GF seems to be a deep and intelligent artist.

Take a look at this pic.

The easiest ones to love
Are the most forbidden to love

Didn't the Dalai Lama say that?
 

That's the problem with our citizenry today. Nobody seems ashamed that they did prison time. Girls getting preggers out of wedlock aren't ashamed.

Donkey DOuche, another in a long line of bottom-dweller sociopaths.
 

yo
 

Dear Donk,

Even though I may be talking to a troll and not the real Marc Mueller, I'm still loving this.

1. Downers Grove is NOT Chicago. Nor is Palatine. It's 30 miles away. You can say "Chicago" for the benefit of out-of-staters, but you can't fool me, no sir. And spending Saturday nights at Vision or Mannequins does NOT make you a Chicagoan. Lying on the floor of an apartment on Haddon and Washtenaw as the bullets fly in the streets, however, DOES make you a Chicagoan. So you can suck my taint, it tastes like Gene & Judes. Not that you would know what that is, you pantywaist suburbanite.

2. Loser? Guess what, Tangerine Dream? I've never been to prison. I've never even been arrested! So as a non-felon, I still have the right to vote. and I make it a point to vote in the biggest assholes for judge, those who will slam the gavel hard on the thick skulls of drug-peddling scum like you. And I will continue to do so as long as I can read a ballot. So, toss all the invectives at me that you like, I'm the one selecting the officials who are making, and will continue to make, your sorry-ass life so difficult.

3. I'm a chick so I'm not jealous of your abs. True, you are in good shape, but you have a face like a cooking mishap, and a teeny pecker. Give me a nice face and a fierce rod, and I'll forgive small biceps or a few extra pounds in the middle. And star tattoos are for teenage girls. They musta loved you in lockup, star tatts and soft, blow-job lips....

4. Fuck Fish slap with The Picasso. The one in Daley Plaza. You might have seen it from the tour bus, you pustulent, posing suburbanite.
 

Yo Marc, what's with all the ghey angelic pics on page 2 of your photobucket? And the bathroom shot of your err...physique.

Must've been those tough nights in prison, eh pal?

Let that be a lesson to you young 'baglings...
 

@ Crucial 8:49 AM

No, it's definately not the same reg that posed as f'real.

er, I mean, it's probably not the same reg that posed as f'real; I mean, how the fuck would I know?




um gotta go
 

Yeah Donkey learned a lesson in jail I bet... wink, wink. he learned that even if he gave his cornbread away everyday to Andre hewas still going to get a dry, anal rapin' every night around 9.

Kid you are a big, meathead, clown.

And you wouldn't have posted or e-mailed in if shit didn't bug you. So you lose... loser.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Yeah Donkey learned a lesson in jail I bet... wink, wink. he learned that even if he gave his cornbread away everyday to Andre hewas still going to get a dry, anal rapin' every night around 9.

Kid you are a big, meathead, clown.

And you wouldn't have posted or e-mailed in if shit didn't bug you. So you lose... loser.

- Douchey Smurf
 

Guys lay off him.

You try going through life with Arethra Franklin's labia for lips and Paris Hilton's tiny asshole for a chin.
 

I don't think the tats match up in the pics. Could DD be supplying someone else's pic? It's tough to tell but the tats on his left arm don't seem to match up.
 

it is undeniable that DD's ladyfriend is smoking hot though:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=394953587&albumId=1493028

(of course, she claims that she is 22, so the simple math vs DD's age would lead me to believe this is a relationship of mutual understanding and benefit more than one of love and "good ass")
 

Idiot, giving DB1 your photobucket is like handing a gun to stick up artist. Enjoy the next three months of roasting.
 

@ Anonymous...the tats do matchup.

The mirror reverses the images
 

you'll die at a young age.
 

The douchebags keep getting older and the chicks stay the same age...
 

I don't think it's jealousy that makes me notice guys like DD. I think it's cuz he's BRIGHT ORANGE. With a really really really weird face.

That's why you get noticed and I don't. Cuz you're a freak. I'm just handsome. ;)
 

@ Medusa 10:12am

Damn, Medusa. You keep flaming that hard and none of the nob-gobblers is ever going to raise his ugly dome again. And then where would the fun be? I know they all have shit for brains, but even the dumbest 'bag isn't going to step into the cross...

What the f**k am I saying?

Flame On, Medusa, flame on.
 

I feel bad for the Donk.

The Donk is dim and soft, and has most likely been pampered his whole life. I don't care how fit he is, the truth is he will be taken down like the mark he is in prison. I'm sure he thinks he'll throw down and prove his mettle, but lets be honest, his nights spent in clubs have ill prepared him for prison. He'll get the beat down, then another, then he'll give up his possessions, then agree to pay protection money, then what will wear out. They will squeeze him for everything then trick him out because they can.

He may have droopy Rocky eyes, but he aint Rocky.

I wish you all the best but brother, I wouldn't trade places with you for all of the hots in your stable.
 

I think I just fell in love with Medusa a little bit.

And not the prison grade, rip-off-the-scab-when-you're-dropping-a-deuce-the-next-morning kind of love that so many have referenced to here already. I mean the other kind.
 

I am also pleased to report that it appears from the photographic evidence that my own meager, pasty, sunless BVG donk trumps the infamous DD donk.

Unless DD is actually 9'8". Then it's all him.
 

Waaaaaiiiiiit, hold on there Mr. Donkey. You say you walk by people like us but don't notice us... and yet, how do you know you walk by people like us if you don't know we're there? Ehhh? 'Splain, please.

Your non sequitur is making my head spin. That pop you just heard is a fuse blowing out of my ear.

I need a nap.
 

Man, what a classic twat. God bless ya, Donk!
 

THE MEATS!!!!!!!!

DD has roused MM. Can I get an Amen?
 

I like the nice dick outline against his pants

very tasteful
 

but he has 'such cute velvet workout pants'... that I happened to see in Macy's dept. store in the juniors section.


what a fashionista, sans shirt.
 

@Darksock 10:17,

Well played, sir.

I had a feeling it was you...

... but then I realized I had just left my electric pencil eraser on and it had fallen into my lap.
 

Hey DD: Don't feel bad, last year I read a story about a guy who lived strictly on carrot juice and he turned orange too. Is it possible your condition is caused by liver failure related to steroid abuse, and you have advanced jaundice.

Donkey Douche, when you go for Anal Bleaching, you should have them start with your mouth, 'cause the shit you talk is nothing more than human excrement.

BK
 

Wow, I saw Donk's girl's modeling photos. She's definitely a 10. I'm surprised she's with him. DB1, see about getting these two on your show next season. I would bet they are vain enough to want to see themselves on television.
 

I not ashamed at any pics, yeah we all take bad one and good ones , but.... i know and the people who know me know that i dont have trouble at all gettin the girls. Ur site makes people like me look bad when in essence we just strive for more in life. And by that i mean that besides havin fun i too have my own business and my own nice place in the city and lots of nice clothes and stuff to go along. But even with my trouble i still manage to live life and get what i need and want. u guys make me laugh, cuz i know if i i want i can go to any website and look at people's picks and make fun of them, or better yet , i can walk outside my front door and start rippin on everyone i see. But.... i am not that bored Instead , i get my shit done! I take care of my health , my needs and wants and find time to have a good time with all sorts of what u call hotts! That is called livin life. u guys are computer nerds and it is obvious by ur vocab . i would never even come on here if i wasnt told about it. But next time any of u are in city , check out my company


PINK BIRD INC

I provide hots to the general public for all society's needs and wants. website coming soon!!!!

untill then i guess according to you pencil protectors hmmmmm, ill go tanning, hit the gym and take more pics of myself... cuz thats all we do..........
 

To quote Louis Skolnick, while running from the panty raid at the PI Delta PI sorority, "We love you when you're mad!".
Can I make a catcher's mit from your leathery face when you pass on from this world?
 

Well Donk, I'm speechless. You really made me realize you are an intellignet, successful, man amongst men. wait for it... wait for it... bwahahahahahah not!
 

How do you know the guy did time? Just a good guess? His girlfriend is starting to look a little weathered....
 

I am curious if you still have charges pending? Also, do you have a link to the arrest story?

Thanks.
 

Its called a bad pic! sometimes the lighting or the camera or background fucks with the pic or simply put u look like shit!


sorry to say , but on any given day she looks better than 100% of the girls walkin around.
 

As far as my criminal stuff, im glad u people are so interested. I have charges pending still and that is my business and it is up to my lawyers (i have 3) on my outcome. I know what i did and what i didn't , and in essence i will take responsibility for the things i did do. I am not what they make me out to be. I was victim of poor judgement and knowing the wrong crowds.
 

@ mm 1:59:

I don't know, to me she's starting to look more and more like a tranny in more than a few of those pics.

And since we have now been forced to see that the Donk isn't packing much in that area, it appears hers is probably bigger than his.
 

Donk, get a grip. Why do you feel the need to defend the looks of that prime piece on your arm? You have to be all kinds of gay if you think that chick looks bad.

Back to you Donk, you really need therapy man. You are really on this site defending your looks, her looks and your lifestyle to people you don't know. That's time you could be spending on your "business" and banging that hott piece of ass. Now let us have our fun and go away. Filty needs privacy while he rubs another one out to your girl. LOL.
 

Oh yeah, just some proof that Donk's girl is the truth. Why she's with him, I don't know.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=394953587&albumId=1493028
 

I wish I was a trust fund baby who inherited a business, given money instead of love by my parents, and grew into a materialistic prat with no sense of moral judgment too. OH and I also wish I had a tiny wang that for some reason needs to be going commando in my pyjamas.
 

Dear Donkey Douche

If you have space in the attic for an extra thought, please keep in mind:

1) You use and pay for, technology invented by fellow nerds.

2) One day, if and when you get a hot pregnant, a fellow nerd will deliver and care for your baby.

3) When you get older, you will see a fellow nerd for health issues.

4) My fellow nerds look at this site for laughs and will remember you, should you get laid off and come asking for a job.

-The Douchington Post
 

Donk,

You sound like you almost get it. There's nothing wrong with living your life and all that shit - do whatever floats your boat. You just don't have to look like such a gian douche when you are doing it. Yabba-Dabba-Doo!!!!!
 

Pink Bird, Inc...is that the name of your tiny little dick?
 

Oh, sorry, that's the name of your PIMPING escort business.
 

it looks like he's peed in his pants - they're all wet..
 

I did indeed check out this Pink Bird Inc.

Shoulda been nicer to nerds, Donk. Maybe you'd actually have a website.

Was this the inspiration behind your use of the flamingo?


Nooo, no, wait, he's making a Chicago branch of Fort Lauderdale's Flamingo Hotel. Read the whole page, kids.

Ahhh, sigh....the only problem I have with this witty repartee is that it's so one-sided. It's like arguing with a ten-year old. Eventually the kid is gonna cry and I'm gonna feel bad.

Well, not really, but I'll pretend to.
 

Anon@2:25

I just checked out the pics and thank you for that. Good GOD she is hot. I have a mind to dognap her precious "Kuska" and ransom him for several pairs of her soiled panties. Better yet I should lure her to L.A. with promises of fame and fortune only to coerce her into staring in Gonzo porn (no no baby, you're the next Jenna Jameson. I can feel it.) I'll give her the guided tour of the San Fernando Valley. Me and the boys taking turns "making her a star" until she's used up and looks like the Donk after getting out. Then I'll give her bus fare and send her back to Chi town used up and in search of a waitressing job. Muhahahahaha. Too much?

I noticed a conspicuous absence of pictures of the Donk in her photo albums (save one group photo), and I also couldn't help but notice her status is "single". Hmmmm, I'm guessing the Donk don't got it like that after all. What a poser!
 

The penis implant he used in the white pantsuit picture just kills me.
What an imbecile.
 

Blogger Medusa Oblongata said...

I did indeed check out this Pink Bird Inc.


GLEEAGHH! Dreadful. That logo doesn't capture the essence of Donk at all! Where's the bravado? Where's the voice?

Here. Try this.

Better?
 

Anon 4:57...

Was just going to point out Donk's "girl" as having her status on MySpace as SINGLE. Somehow I doubt if Donk was really her man he wouldn't have smacked her around for that.
 

He's right. We're nobodies, and he could be teamed up riding the wave of success with A*th*r K*de.

--VS
 

You think his stint in prison helps him get chicks? I'll bet it does, which is pretty sad.
 

Classic! Just classic! I need more Donk!

Come on MM, explain away all of your short commings to strangers on the Internet! You ooze insecurity, and you know what? I just can't get enough! It's so fucking entertaining, you are single handidly getting me through a week spent in Toledo to see family.

Well done douchebag!

Oh, my bad.


My bad.


You insecure dick sucking douchebag!
 

MM,
Exactly what is it about our "vocab" that marks us for geeks incapable of "livin life"? We do know when to avoid using words like polysyllabic, so perhaps we should simply ask if it is using words with more than one syllable that keeps you from noticing us as you walk by (most likely with a BeeGees soundtrack in your head)? The Incredible Hulk is not a role model M, even though they made a movie about him.

Of course I doubt this is even you; you wouldn't have understood that Medusa was a woman so early in the conversation.

No one here is denying you credit for banging a hot chick--you just lose a fatal number of style points for the way you behave. Of course, when you're back inside none of your myspace friends will mean anything. Wouldn't it be better to learn how to earn real respect now?

Speaking of freal: Darksock, you most certainly know that Paris Hilton's butthole is NOT tiny (maybe it once was before all the herpes lesion scarring).
 

Fake.
 

@ BVG 5:10

Brilliant!!! I love you right back. Let us make pasty, fat dork babies together and take them to Rock n' Roll McDonalds.
 

you can drown a goat with that Gator video.

Donk's ramblings can do the same thing too, but Gator is much more visually disturbing.
 

@ Medusa 7:49

It's a date, snugglemuffin. You grab a case of 30W and I'll catch a stray cat.

@ myself 12:27

"Mitch Meats"..."MM".......muh-muh-muh-MARC MUELLER????!!!!!







I know, I know, it's bullshit, but how freaking classic would that be if Mitch had been Donk all along. M.Night.Shyamalan would kill for a reveal like that.
 

Are those women's sweatpants?

Additionally, try not to wear a strap-on under your pants. It makes people think you actually have something resembling a penis.
 

We're nobodies? Funny, I'm not the one alone in my mother's newly Bath-Fittered out basement taking cellphone photos of myself in the mirror on a Saturday night. Dude, even "nobodies" like me know how to work the viewfinder function ...or at least possess the basic gross motor skills to aim the thing properly... get away from the damn mirror.

As for your dick, no thanks; I'd just as soon suck the nozzle on that bottle of Sani-Flush you have in the corner there. There isn't a Poison Control Centre in the world that could rescue someone from being exposed to that miserable, festering biological atrocity you call a penis.
 

baron von goolo,

you seem obsessed. wouldn't it be even funnier if mitch meats was funny? or had made a funny comment?

what if i told you my name was maseltov monkeywrench?
 

The geeks (or nerd) shall inherit the earth. All is well here.
 

There is a certain ALL CAPS call- to-arms in MM-Donkey Douche's l'il letter...a call to FLYTEETH for a most appropriate and BITING reply to the Donkey of the Western 'Burbs.

Either that, or Emily Dickinson's "I'm Nobody, who are you?" poem has been well-digested by Donkey Douche's gastric reflux acids.
 

@MM 10:24- monkeywrench seems to suit you just fine.

oh wait, that's not your name though.

let's stick to donkey douche. DD makes for a 'cuter' nickname.

which matches your even cuter sweatpants.
 

M M pathetic he is.

Only losers deal drugs. Only losers get arrested. Only losers paint themselves orange. Only losers take pictures of themselves in bathrooms.

A pathetic life you have, MM. A new one you need.
 

Hey MM,

Playing the 'victim' card is a sure sign that you'll become an expert 'tossing salads'. Hey, at least you'll be good at doing something.
 

Holy shit! Its Donkey Scrote and his Pistachio.
 

Donk puts on his strap on one snap button at a time, just like we do. Nothing special.
 

Shit was SO cash
 

Showing a little too much meat through those white pants for comfort.
 

suck my dickkkkkkkk, make it hard bitchessss, u cant . my dick is bigger than 80% u motherfuckers out there. suckkkkkkkkk itttttttttttt it takes a perfect ten to get in theeeseee pants !!!!!
 

know whats funny? ur fucking ugly faces bithch fuck u lets dooooooo it !!!!!!!! i lll fuck u lame ass bitches up !!!!! come on let me show u fuck u ill slam u homo weak ass bitches letws doooo itttttttttttt
 

I hear the sound of the jawbone of an ass clattering down the stairs of the Dildo Museum.
 

What has one testicle and gets asspounded a lot? Little Donkey Douche in prison.

Word to the wise, fucktard. Join a gang or you'll be playing tuba with your sphincter.
 

Is anybody else's gaydar going off? DD is getting me randy!
 

If having gay sex in jail helped him turned is life around, good for him!
 

The Donk is talking to us nobodys...so I must be somebody now. My life is suddenly validated.
 

I look at Donk and see what failure is like. Plain old failure.

Good thing I don't have to actually experience it. Then again, I've never taken the easy way out the way this cumstain has.

Enjoy jail, douchebag. Look us up if you don't get your sorry ass killed.
 

LMAO. Award-winning comment thread, this is.
 

U kno , some of u dont understand what its like in prison. yea i made some dumb choices but u hatters dont kno what its like in the joint , til u been held down by 5 big dudes and raped in the ass. i didnt deserve to be made a bitch and told i have a "quality ass" by these dudes. and now i have a tramp stamp that says "tunnel of love" with an arrow pointing at my asshole.

But its funny now because , thanks to those nice men my head is clear and i am in best shape of my life!!
 

you just set yourself up BIG time for that MM/DD


and the sad part, I think you like having that tramp stamp, as a symbol of pride and to show us 'losers' what the wrong way of life is. Thanks for being such a great role model, really.

you can go shave your back now. or remove that cash wad from your pants, I'm sure it gets uncomfortable from wearing it ALL the time.
 

I saw a troll I did! I did!
 

the sad part is... you were ALL set up!!
 

Is this Donkey or his brother?

www.stooorage.com/show/161/207509_donkeygonis.jpg
 

@ MM at 10:08PM

Set up? Who cares? Donkey Douche is a pathetic piece of shit deserving of mockery. That's what drives me. I have no qualms about making fun of this loser. I'll keep doing it, too.
 

Wow, he sure told us. And I'm sure he worked out the whole time he was in prison not to impress and get close to his cell-mate, but to blast us when hew got out.
Pssssh.........not even worth it.
Where'd I put my burrito?
 

@ Balls

Is that the thing sticking out of Donk's ass?

I'd let him have that burrito.
 

Hahaha! How sad this guy must really be deep down inside? He probably has no idea at all what's really worthwhile in life. I see people like this guy everyday... Nice one buddy, you are a real tough guy.
 

thanks douchtopia. I did some time, i learned some lessons and my head is clearly great now , the best of my life!! All my blockmates said so.
 

Hey DD, thanks for giving us your photobucket address for us to all look at and make fun of. You are so dumb. Hahahaha!
 

Wow, he makes us all proud by his excellent grammar. I want this guy on "Is she really going out with him..." lol
Despite DD's uber douchey-ness, which gives me douche chills, has anyone noticed this creepy shit? [IMG]http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp43/darkmarc14/DSC00079.jpg[/IMG]
 

how much was your fake tan? looks pretty good. did you get much dick that night? what a loser haha and good english too
 

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Douchebag...toilet in the picture...coincidence?

I love a pic of a wet man next to the john. Gets me wondering how he got wet.

Bray on, Donk.
 

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! He's got GSR in that link pic!!!