I'm impressed with HER bags. On her chest plate, I mean. Not at her side.

If Kevin Sanderson thinks he can butcher, skin, tan and craft these guys into handbags and other pleather apparel, I say let's give the guy a shot. Not sure how they'll get the poo smell out though.
 

The poo smell is covered by the stench of Axe. The only way the get that out is to toss the bodies directly into hot lava.
 

Fuck Fish Slap!
 

Mom????
 

Slap!

Slap is ageless. A true professional.

Slap Rules!
 

In my minds eye I see a huge, gimmick, rubber hand giving a little "taste of the back" from left to right... chick too.

- Douchey Smurf
 

No seriously, can someone please insert the trunk of a palm tree with several cheese graters attached to the tip, into Fish Slap’s anus? I know he’ll enjoy it at first. But, the next time he eliminates his bowels, he will deliver a churned mass of rancid ground beef that used to be his lower intestinal tract. Fish Slap will then stand up, turn, peer into the into the throne… and he will exclaim, “Son??”
 

This is what bile looks like under a microscope
 

Her granddaughter must be so proud.
 

>>€>> dęar MI$Tęr SänDerŠøn. PŁėęse šind mæ thëat œnę en thee MIddEŁ, ī Łïvę ïn thæt vån bêhįne thä ÅRBÏES
 

This photo taken just days before she was found in a suitcase behind Red Lobster.
 

Thats funny, I think they are perfect for department stores as well
 

Popinjay Splapp Pheltchphincter a.k.a. Fish Slap
 

I'm very impressed with your funbags.

I think they're perfect for motorboating, jizz splashing and bouncing while on top of a cockkhk, adult toys and frequent self-flagelators we work with.

If you can offer good posing and if you're interested in selling your funbags to oggling computer nerds visit us at

http://www.hcwdb.com
 

made from the finest douche the world has to offer
 

fuck fish slap.
Fuck Fish Slap.
FUCK FISH SLAP!

fuckity fuckity fuck
Fish slap can really suck
pigeons and goats
and douchey old scrotes
who walk like a...
TALK like a...
sucky old fuckity duck.
 

I'm losing it - my brains have turned to saw dust...
 

oh... wait...
 

BTW, popinjay is a real word
 

Slap looks like he's covered in frantic doodles left by a very troubled howler monkey.
 

Oh, yeah.

Fuck him.
 

I mean fuck Slap.

The monkey's cool.
 

I am intrigued by the similarities of the poses of all four people in this picture and the four people in the last post, "Redneckbags". As well as most of the posts on this site.

People we are on the outside looking in at a very organized sub-culture, complete with a behavior manual. How do all of these people know exactly how to pose each and every time? Facial expressions, how to hold their drinks, clothes to wear? How do they all know how to ignore the hot?

This thing is bigger than we first thought. We cant sit back and just mock any longer.

Dr. DB
 

"I grew up in the Hood man!"

"He's from Anaheim"
 

I agree with Dr. DB on this one. There is a conspiracy that goes high up the latter. Kissy Lips are a great example. How did all of those people know to give kissy lips to the camera. It is too stupid to do as a random act.

Breaking the Bag Code
 

Or doing odd things to the hot, such as the lick, head lock, or to ignore altogether. Somebody is pulling the strings and we need to find out who.

BBC
 

I am almost certain that Dirk Benedict is to blame for all of this douchebag mayhem.
 

....you can't talk shit on Faceman.
 

Dear Mr. Bag1:,

Thank you for taking the time to speak with me regarding Into Stores Merchandising. As we discussed, a phone appointment has been set for you with one of our Business Solutions Advisors on 10/12/2009 at 9:30 AM. We look forward to discussing your business needs in detail and determining how Into Stores Merchandising can provide the right solutions that meet the demands of your products. In the meantime, if anything comes up and you need to reschedule your appointment, feel free to contact us directly at
866-788-5799 (extension 3)

We look forward to a lasting relationship.

Best Regards,

Kevin Sanderson
VP Merchandising
IntoStores.com
5753 E. Santa Ana Canyon Road
Anaheim, CA 92807
 

She's either a MILF Bleeth or had too much sun. Oh, POO.
 

This bleeths ribcage runs all the way down to her hips.
 

Kevin Sanderson is apparently angling at you contributing to their Ilse Koch collection. If ever there was a race of people begging to have their tattooed hides made into lampshades, it's Douchebags.
 

Oh, yeah, fuck Fish Slap, too.
 

She's really hot, if you're into the whole leather face thing.

Oh Fish Slap. What would this website do without you?
 

She's hot - if you're into humping a tubesock filled with bamboo shutes while two overfilled basketballs box your ears.



Okay, I'm slightly aroused.
 

I didn't think they were "our" 'bags? I thought we just (ab)used them?
 

Yes popinjay IS a real word. If you look it up in the illustrated dictionary, there will be a photo of the "reverend" Al Sharpton.
 

Why thank you Kevin...my bags are not for sale at the moment as I am currently jiggling them to funbags here in the photo.

oh and FFS!!!!
 

She looks concerned-----nay, frightened.

Fish Slap just looks.....outward.
 

Continuing my approach from the last thread, I think if God were to come upon this comingling as it was actually happening, he would see the two overstretched bags near bursting at the seams, and as our mothers did to our blisters when we were children, would lance them with a sharp, hot needle and squeeze out all the puss.

Whereupon Kevin Sanderson would purchase the two empty douchebag hides and convert them into 5 purses, three fannypacks, 1 ottoman, and a two seamless coin pouches.

The third, middle douche, would be God's account rep.

And is it me, or is Booby Hott's right nipple on complete display? Could be a mirage; the color variation isn't what one would expect.

Or it could be a bruise from Fish Slap's nasty finger poke.
 

A question comes to mind:

Technically, which crime began taking place.....ohhhhh, about 10 minutes after this photo was taken? After all, the roofies must have been beginning to their dirty work right around the time of the flash.....
 

to do*
 

Christ almighty - is right douche smuggling a boa constrictor under his skin or is that really a vein on his bicep? May wanna get yer blood pressure checked, my friend.
 

Pawn jumps Queen!
Rook jumps Queen!
Bishop jumps Queen!

GANGBANG!


It's good to be the King!
 

Dear Keith Sanderson,

Maybe you'd like to do business with a repudable company here in the fastest growing city in the world: Lagos, Nigeria.

We can offer high quality manufacturing facilities, English speaking employees, friendly banking rules, and a strong work ethic.

We are willing to send you a small downpayment of USD1.2 million to show our good faith. All we need from you is a bank account number and routing number to complete the transaction.

We look forward to doing business with you.

Sincerely yours,

Hon. Rev. BillDouchiest David George John, Esq.
Senior Barrister for
Douchiest, Ltd.
 

Look at the Bleeth clutching the chair for dear life....awesome. She truly looks terrified.

And fuck fish slap.
 

I wonder if there's a missing bleeth in the Jersey area? I agree with McBaggin' - she looks like she's about to dump in her onepiece...either from fear of imminent physical harm from these dbs or fear of the dreaded and highly contagious Grieco Virus.

Is this pic taken INDOORS? If so, why in the name of holy fuckin jesus are Fish Slap and his posse of poo not wearing any shirts?
 

Question:

What exactly is the origin of the term "bleeth"?

Thanks in advance,
Donald Douche
 

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ì pøøped õüt mãh œwń håįrbrüsçH łast ńįghtę; åh ŁØVĖ ŸÖÜ...>>>€€€€
 

those guys are about to rape that milf.
 

i can't sympathize with the bleeth due to her ugly wringle and ugly swimsuit.

i hope Kevin Sanderson has body bags. he might need one for himself too. just saying.
 

*wrinKle.

wow. the G key is 3 keys away from the K key.
 

Dear Donald Douche,
Bleeth is Jasmine Bleeth and do read the story of her downfall in other references which the regulars and DB1 will provide you.
I'm clueless on how to find them, so ask Wheezer, he knows where to look. Also see DB1's book.
Short note: she became enamored of Richard Grieco and he was the original douchemodelmale, and she fell into the druggy circle of hell and became "Bleethed out" and that is a quickie summary. Or, to put it bluntly, she freaked.
You're welcome,
Whoop-di-douche
 

Actually that's Yasmine Bleeth, I think. I forget, she's got a first initial that looks like the junction of the twat and the suckle thigh. Which is what matters around here a LOT. Oh, and boobies, Bleeth has boobies that keep the tube-sock industry afloat.
Like waterwings.
 

To get a better perspective on such a swimsuit, a tour of the African mask exhibit at the Museum of Natural History is always a worthwhile pastime. Michael Rockefeller once thought so, but as often happens in the South Seas (ask Amelia Earhart), things disappear.

Fish Slap will never disappear, he'll just deteriorate into a fucked fish, and a giant squid will slap him around in a cloud of ink, where he will once again arise (like a wet phoenix) with a whole new set of tatts, hand signals, and hat tilt with shades.
 

Kevin, may we direct you to the nearest drugstore douchebag section? I'm sure you'll enjoy seeing the latest accessories.
 

@ Whoop-di-douche 12:51 AM,

DB1's first ever blog invocation of the bleeth concept dates back to May 2006. this was before he wrote his book.

7 comments. not bad for an old school HCwDB thread.

and did you notice that annoying anon douchebag talking about flowers and shit and typing in... lower case?

i mean, that guy's attitude towards the douche pandemic is so fucking morosely pacifist that i wanna punch... myself in the face.

but y'know... i could punch myself in the face and what he said would still be kinda true. nothing lasts forever.

stupid anon lower case bag...
 

FFS
 

@ Steve L 2:32

Wow, I went to your wayback machine and read DB1's 2006 post. That was a lot of frackin' work for 7 tepid comments.

He's the hardest working man in Douche Business.
 

I wouldn't hit it. Unless I was blacked out. In that case I might hit it.
 

i want to have gay sex with fish boy. looks like he likes in the red bud
 

awww, mom and her boys . . . she's OLD and no amount of cheap jewelry and fake boobs is going to fix that baked, leather face!
 

This guy spends too much time on the mat perfecting his rear naked choke and not enough time having chicks touch his weiner. Try it douche.