Monday, October 26, 2009
The Bagpoleon Complex
There's clearly a distinct correlation between shortbags and overdeveloped abs in pursuit of hott fondle.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:12 PM 
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No, shortbag. While your sister is hot, she is both too tall for you, and a close relative.
My advice is simple: date other midgets.
My advice is simple: date other midgets.
# posted by 
: 12:29 PM
: 12:29 PM
Does he have a dick sock on or what is he wear'in? How low do you need to wear you drawers? Either way big watch, big glasses, big hat + big scote!
# posted by : 12:31 PM
: 12:31 PM
Meanwhile, in the rear, Basil unloads three year's worth of pent-up semen rage onto a defenseless teal pillow.
Bagpoleon....right before epic fail at the extended arm of the "You MUST BE THIS HIGH" plywood guy at the Hard Rock Coaster.
Meanwhile again, she is hott.
Smokin' hott.
I want my majesty to find purchase within her loins.
I would also like to have sex with her.
I mean, with her image in the privacy of my bathroom later this evening. Fwop fwop... huuurrgghhhuuuuhhhh. Done.
Smokin' hott.
I want my majesty to find purchase within her loins.
I would also like to have sex with her.
I mean, with her image in the privacy of my bathroom later this evening. Fwop fwop... huuurrgghhhuuuuhhhh. Done.
What I can't get over is the color of this douche's... hotdizzammm her body's tight like a war drum!!
After the recent Beijing Olympics, Chinese authorities are trying to find a diplomatic way to rid the Forbidden City of hundreds of Douchebags and Bleeths who, after running out of money began inhabiting the historic landmark.
I would eat out every fold in Plinky's mom's lower back on a hot August morning in Alabama, just for the chance to make a comment on one of the blogs that DB1 has linked on the front page of this hallowed site.
Wait.
That has nothing to do with this hott.
She naminipulate's my mind!
Wait.
That has nothing to do with this hott.
She naminipulate's my mind!
I smell another nominee for Hottest Hott in the Yearlies!!!
and it smells like Prep H.
Seriously, her body is so tight, I could stretch it across two buildings and do a high wire act (damn, I'm bad at that. 'lil help over here Croosh!)
and it smells like Prep H.
Seriously, her body is so tight, I could stretch it across two buildings and do a high wire act (damn, I'm bad at that. 'lil help over here Croosh!)
# posted by : 12:54 PM
: 12:54 PM
She is what I call a spinner. If was banging her smoking hot little body, I would develop muscle like shorty too. Of course, I am not, so I will settle for my fat slob abs and a bottle of lotion.
What's funny is that she was recently amputated just below the knees. Where, instead of feet, she has two stainless steel plated chicken bones grafted into the nubs. When she walks around, it sounds like Gregory Hines having an epileptic fit.
And she's still taller than him.
And I'd still hit it.
And she's still taller than him.
And I'd still hit it.
# posted by : 12:56 PM
: 12:56 PM
@Pommelhorse,
I would hit it.
And by 'it,' I mean her severed foot.
Severed foot: the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Sorry.
I would hit it.
And by 'it,' I mean her severed foot.
Severed foot: the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Sorry.
That body so tight it inspired Mayan architecture.
Her body so tight, having sex with her must be like trying to bone a stretch Armstrong doll.
That ass is (probably) so tight you could bounce a quarter off it, and lose an eye.
That body so tight they invented a new measurement of torque. Inch-pounds, foot-pounds, Newtons, and That Body.
Her body so tight, having sex with her must be like trying to bone a stretch Armstrong doll.
That ass is (probably) so tight you could bounce a quarter off it, and lose an eye.
That body so tight they invented a new measurement of torque. Inch-pounds, foot-pounds, Newtons, and That Body.
I think this might be a case of a Hollywoodbag. This looks a little bit like B level actor Scott Caan, son of the great James Caan of "The Program" and some movie about Godparents or something like that.
Scott is definitely not tall, though he caught major air in Varsity Blues as Tweeder, the drink anything, sleep with anyone standout wide receiver. Reminds me of my high school days. The star wide receiver let me keep his beer cold in my mom's basement fridge during the week. In exchange he'd let me go buy him cigarettes. God, I miss those days.
Scott is definitely not tall, though he caught major air in Varsity Blues as Tweeder, the drink anything, sleep with anyone standout wide receiver. Reminds me of my high school days. The star wide receiver let me keep his beer cold in my mom's basement fridge during the week. In exchange he'd let me go buy him cigarettes. God, I miss those days.
Oh yeah, she's a spinner alright. The very rare breed of spinner with nice size boobies. This combo hott was thought to be extinct in my neck of the woods.
I think that is Scott Caan. He's a great actor. See? He's acting like a douchebag. He and Prince can look each other in the eye.
# posted by : 1:16 PM
: 1:16 PM
That girl is model hott.
Really really really fucking hot.
Nice work DB1. More like this please.
Really really really fucking hot.
Nice work DB1. More like this please.
# posted by : 1:28 PM
: 1:28 PM
I am giving him a notadouche. He is just giving the hotties what they want. He might be short, but he seems to have a huge cock. Why else would he be the only one naked.
# posted by : 1:29 PM
: 1:29 PM
Holy instant hall of hott batman! Seriously! Someone needs to find other pics of this hott, stat!
What's all this talk of some short person in this picture, all I see is a hot!
Damn!
Damn!
What's all this talk of some short person in this picture, all I see is a hot!
Damn!
Damn!
I don't need any more ballsackery groinshavery from DB1!
You hear me?!
What?
You can't hear me over all the "FWAP, FWAP, FWAPPING" going on?
Sorry.....
Had to take care of something....
You hear me?!
What?
You can't hear me over all the "FWAP, FWAP, FWAPPING" going on?
Sorry.....
Had to take care of something....
I would dive into a vat of my own micturition and three day old frat party bile, for the chance to sniff the sweaty couch that Plinky's Mom is permanently adhered to...in hopes that she might show me a picture of Bagpoleon's tight hott once more.
Croosh dear...I'm still waiting, I think there might even be a grilled cheese I dropped last week in there.
JCVD, I don't think this couch is big enough for me, let alone the both of us...but do come by and have a sandwich with me and Croosh.
JCVD, I don't think this couch is big enough for me, let alone the both of us...but do come by and have a sandwich with me and Croosh.
# posted by : 1:46 PM
: 1:46 PM
Meanwhile, in the rear, Andrea plunged her thumbs deep into her eyesockets, praying that the pain would obliterate the lingering image of Bagpoleon's braided hemorrhoids.
I was just thinking. When she removes her glasses, and I’m inevitably staring at two hollowed-out orbs filled with the blistered and peeling tentacles of Cthulhu being cooked into liquefied rot by tear ducts secreting acidic puss…
… my IOB is only enhanced.
… my IOB is only enhanced.
Troy,
He's so small that his motioned is governed more strongly by atomic Coulomb forces than by gravity forces.
I'd give her my strong force. Hey-O!
He's so small that his motioned is governed more strongly by atomic Coulomb forces than by gravity forces.
I'd give her my strong force. Hey-O!
# posted by : 2:17 PM
: 2:17 PM
Jesus Sly, I don't need to see your tighty-whitey high water mark there, let alone your root stubble.
And get that goiter looked at will you?
And get that goiter looked at will you?
Joe Pesci, Micheal J. Fox, Tom Cruise, Sylvester Stalone, Gary Coleman, and David Rappaport all saluted Bagpoleon for his conquest of the absolutely tight Josephine. Then without a moment's hesitation Pesci put two caps into the double amputee's head and the group quickly lined up to loot and pillage the boobies. They decided to draw lots to see who would have first dibs at Josephine's goods.
Upon pulling the short straw, Michael J. Fox, a jelly dong strapped to the top of his head, was inserted standing up into the brunette's lovely pink folds. At which point, juices gushing out, she had to chain herself to a cabana umbrella for fear of vibrating out into the parking lot. The rest of the petite actors immediately cried foul, declaring that even with bucket loads of batteries they had no shot at topping his performance.
Upon pulling the short straw, Michael J. Fox, a jelly dong strapped to the top of his head, was inserted standing up into the brunette's lovely pink folds. At which point, juices gushing out, she had to chain herself to a cabana umbrella for fear of vibrating out into the parking lot. The rest of the petite actors immediately cried foul, declaring that even with bucket loads of batteries they had no shot at topping his performance.
@ Dr. Bunsen right above me,
and you must be *this much higher* than that for a hott to ride you.
sorry Bagpolean. them's the breaks.
and you must be *this much higher* than that for a hott to ride you.
sorry Bagpolean. them's the breaks.
Dude in the checkered shorts in back looks like "Where the fuck did my drink holder go? It was just here a second ago. Now where did the little bastard wander off to this time?"
I can some up the fun of riding her while describing his height all in one word... WWWWEEEEEEEEEE
# posted by : 3:03 PM
: 3:03 PM
Munchkins have smaller muscles therefore it takes less workout for maximum rippage. The little guy fingered it out.
They tell me there is a bag in this picture. I can't tell, but I know there is a superior hott that I'd like to "sweet candy".
# posted by : 3:27 PM
: 3:27 PM
Troy Tempest at 12:42, is Brownian motion named for Prof Gerry Brown the physicist at Stony Brook?
Just askin'.
Your curious friend, Whoop-di-douche
Just askin'.
Your curious friend, Whoop-di-douche
Hey Ms. Anon,
Would you keep it down? I having trouble hearing my favorite Rush album: 2112.
Would you keep it down? I having trouble hearing my favorite Rush album: 2112.
# posted by : 3:48 PM
: 3:48 PM
I spy a tiny corner of Speedo on the lower part of his own right groin...so NO, he isn't naked.
But he might as well be.
She has baby-carryin' hips for the year.mmmm.
But he might as well be.
She has baby-carryin' hips for the year.mmmm.
Hey, whoever is using my moniker, cut it out, I am not beating on the regs at all.
They are the lifeblood of this site.
Go do something immoral and illegal to an egg, you faker Ms. Anon.
They are the lifeblood of this site.
Go do something immoral and illegal to an egg, you faker Ms. Anon.
# posted by : 3:54 PM
: 3:54 PM
I am way taller than this douchebag. Check me out in "Enemy of the State".
I fucking tower over Jack Black.
I fucking tower over Jack Black.
# posted by : 4:36 PM
: 4:36 PM
Her body is hot. Boobs are fake. But the boobs are as hard as her abs. Soft squeezable boobies are half the fun!
# posted by : 7:29 PM
: 7:29 PM
"Does this hat make me look taller?"
"On a related note, does pulling my shorts down make me look taller?"
As someone who monitors several forums about men's clothing, allow me to say that those two questions are more common than you think, frighteningly...
She reminds me of that HCWDB photo from several months ago depicting a couple posing in their empty living room, both sucking in their stomachs for the camera. He was a lawyer, or something, and she had the same improbably flat stomach as today's hott.
"On a related note, does pulling my shorts down make me look taller?"
As someone who monitors several forums about men's clothing, allow me to say that those two questions are more common than you think, frighteningly...
She reminds me of that HCWDB photo from several months ago depicting a couple posing in their empty living room, both sucking in their stomachs for the camera. He was a lawyer, or something, and she had the same improbably flat stomach as today's hott.
i don't understand what to hell is site about? it's advert of good clothes on hot chicks? this chick hot,she porn star? WTF
# posted by : 8:31 AM
: 8:31 AM
db1, if he doesn't make the weekly, perhaps you should have a "6 foot or under division", or in this guy's case, 5 might be adequate.
Hey, he looks a little like Matthew Stafford, after he got kneecapped a few weeks ago.......
# posted by : 11:15 AM
: 11:15 AM
at least he doesn't make that douchey of a face. But c'mon pull your pants up, you little fag...
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