Sweet bajeebus! What gazongas!
 

FIRST
 

Nothing says "I'm all class" like giving the finger every time someone breaks out a camera.
 

... or screaming 'FIRST' in every forum on the web.
 

Boobies!
 

Yeah, she looks absolutey thrilled. I know what she's about to text her BFF on her Blackberry, and it goes like this: "U R ttly rite this plce iz lame cuz this guy is all-" Holy f'ing crap fudgesicle, look at those boobies!
 

If only I had a pair of Fischer's, some Scott goggles, and three 8-balls; I'd spend all day skiing those slopes.

She got some serious black diamond shit going on there.
 

I'd hate to point out the obvious but- Have you guys seen those meat puppets!?
 

Those boobies so big, she could plug a pair of tubas.
 

Pure douche move. Get pissed because someone takes a picture of you with boobies. Only a douchebag gets mad when a hott like that is sitting on his area.
 

Damn, look at those titties!!!
 

Why do feel a sudden urge to eat melons?
 

I see she too has a :

CANDY BRA!!











...heh sorry...
 

He gets all mad when a hott sits on his area. He would probably laugh his ass off if his buddy kicked him in the area.
By the way, those boobies are wonderful.
 

He gets all mad when a hott sits on his area. He would probably laugh his ass off if his buddy kicked him in the area.
By the way, those boobies are wonderful.
 

Those boobies are so perfectly round, they were used as a model when manufacturing the fused quartz gyroscope for the Gravity Probe B experiment.
 

Those boobies so huge, Wilt Chamberlin can't even palm one of them.














Though he's probably had sex with her.
 

Has anyone pointed out the boobies on this chick??


ASvB
 

Those boobies are so perfect, they have a worldsheet conformal field consisting of ten free scalar fields and their fermionic superpartners.
 

@ JEAN CLAUDE

You are banned from linking in the future!! My eyes burn, oh the pain.


ASvB

ps boobs
 

I like the way she is all hott and knows it. Those boobies stick out the sides of her dress straps in a quite splendid manner. There is plenty of room in that cleavite for the old brumski.
 

Her beaver smells like airfreshner. Country Fresh, yum, country fresh.


ASvB
 

Why is he soooo angry!!?? I would be sooooo happy just to be the pillow for her ass cheeks, that my face would fall off!!

My smile would reach from ear to ear.


ASvB
 

Someone scribbled ancient Aztecian on his arms. Just so happens I'm fluent in Aztec.

The text reads: "My other arm belongs to a Douchebag."


ASvB
 

Dang, that smug look on her face gives me a special feeling in my Woody Allen.


ASvB
 

Those boobies are so perfect, their CGC rating goes up when you unwrap them.
 

...as would my penis.
 

I would Roman Polanski her ass, hard!!

Not really, that guy's a dick!


ASvB
 

@Jean Claude 5:07

Why do all the girls I have dated look so much better after they dump me?
I always loved that candy bra.
 

This douche is a total tool and needs to be slapped so hard tha- hey, whoa, HEY! Check out those tittays!!!
 

Those boobies are so perfect, you could solve for PI with their circumference to the millionth decimal point.


ASvB
 

Traces of donkey jizz on her right upper lip is a good indication that she's kind to animals.
 

She peed in his lap.
 

If I had boobs like that, I'd never leave the house.

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Well, of course, because I'd be a guy with boobs.

There's your philosophical Schnozzle for the evening.
 

Those boobies are so perfect, they are traded on the New York Stock Exchange.


ASvB
 

JCVD 5:07

Never thought I'd wretch while watching a woman play with her pussy.
 

It appears that there is a Gucci purse sitting..... Sweet Georgia Brown!! Look at those Sweater Kittens.


ASvB
 

Big fat pussy!
 

Those are so NOT kittens. ;)
 

I could swear his arm tatt says "Thou Shalt Not Choad Before August".

Is that like no white after Labor Day?
 

The only thing his tatts say are "I am poo, flush twice."
 

Ok ok...I have to redeem myself and make up for that last post... so how's about a drink?

XD
 

I'll bet she takes off that top and her sweater puppies don't move.

Gimme the real genuine article, dammit! Let 'um fall in the armpit, swing like pendulums, and impressively find their way into their wearer's mouth.

Just say NO to silicone!!!

That said, be righhhht backkkkkk (ummmfffff)
 

Her dress is very short.
 

She really has plucked the crap out of her eyebrows.
 

That girl's mobile is clearly stored in her vagina when not in use.
 

If Mr. Fuckyouman is such a badass, why is he wearing a t-shirt the color of a San Francisco St. Patrick's Day Slurpee?
 

She is wearing many bracelets, all of which hail from the wardrobe van of 'The Go-Gos'.












Or Susanna Hoffs' left arm.
 

His idiotic and childish behavior will never get old with the girls he dates.

You could take a pic of him 60 years from now at the old folks' home, and he'd be doing the same exact thing.

The nurses will all find it hilarious.

Really.
 

So what are you saying again, Franco?

Which finger was where?
 

First!!! Woooo Hooo!!! Yeah!!! No??
Not First??? Oh well.




Boobies.
 

Poop Smash!
 

He's showing off his booger collection. She's not impressed, because the roofies are starting to kick in. Her name is Candy. She has a 6 year old. When the kid is with his father, she gets to go out. This is her idea of fun. He fake rack is fairly new. She figured it would help her find someone who wants to be with a bleethy dimwitted non-contributing zero who finds her job as a receptionist at a real estate office a bit too taxing for her microwatt brain.

She has pretty eyes, but there is nothing behind them except bitterness and animosity towards her father. After this picture was taken they went to his place, had passionless sex, and woke up the next morning to have breakfast at Denny's.

The conversation was minimal, because even a microcephalic beagle brain like Chachi here can tell this bleeth is a complete cipher. He was just glad to blow his load of baby batter betwixt her boobies that night. Simple things amuse his simple mind.

So as she finished off her omelet, he muttered "So's like dat was a rilly gud time lass night - you fine humpin bitch!"

She said "Thanks Chachi." and looked out the window to the highway and the strip mall across. She saw the Value Village sign, and thought "the kid could use a new shirt".

Their lives are finite, shallow and morose - the "GOOD TIMEZ!" simply mask their inner despair, knowing that for both of them, this is as good as it gets.
 

And after THAT, it's drinkin' time for this puppet.
 

Just a side here, not sure anybody brought it up this month but i wanted to //Its been 2 years since Pumpy was here...just sayin
RIP
 

am I seeing double... two punching bags?
 

ok, ok, with his face.... 3
 

Yer such a hopeful turd Troy. With our luck she's sweet, engaging, and has fabulous muscle control from all that yoga.

He looks like an ass tard, but probably makes good money from his job as a paralegal, is well educated, funny, smart, and has a way bigger dick than you do which despite what the ladies say, they really love bigger dicks and quietly snicker among themselves about how little your dick is and how it doesn't satisfy them.

What's really sad and morose, is how you and I mock these beautiful, successful people armed with nothing but false pretenses and a smug sense of superior intellect. We bring them down in order to elevate ourselves and sound intelligent and witty, when in reality our inner despair is unmatched.

What's really pitiful is that sitting here glued to this damn computer day in and day out, attempting to gain social acceptance and self worth by making fun of people more successful than ourselves, is as good as it gets for us.
 

Nah!

Their future: Trailer park, meth addiction, domestic abuse charges.
 

It is scary that a chick that attractive gets implants and then hangs with a totally overtatted douchebag.

While her ta-tas hang out.
 

Jealousy is ugly, bitches.
 

So DB1, are you saying that all those guys on the freeway are just giving me the 2009 version of the peace sign?

Cool, I thought maybe my driving skills were slipping.

Thanks,

Mr. Magoo
 

"I Shall Not Grovel Before Angina"?

WTF?????
 

Silicone Sisters.



I am blinded by the blight.
 

Great googaly moogaly.

I bet her farts smell of puppies who ate marmalade on a cool summer night. And her breast deserve to be on a mantel. And by mantel I mean my face.


So is anyone here dressing up as a douchebag for halloween, possibly with a hot chick?
I got my costume picked out.
 

Low Rent Gina knows how to wear her chastity belt. right below her tits so that there's nothing between her boobies and her ass.

in a perfect world, i would righteously denounce such merciless and slutty precision aimed at bonerizing anyone who dares to stare at her.

but since this is an imperfect world, i will stare at her and contemplate how i should brutalize my boner.

and i will also mock Fingerbag.
 

Poop smash!
 

Thirty seconds ago Gina was looking across the bar at Sheila, who up until yesterday was her best friend in the whole wide world. They did everything together...including it turned out, Gina's boyfriend Tony. The end of the friendship was ugly, and both girls went to their corners wounded and angry. Gina needed something, she needed revenge.

Tony was good, but he wasn't great. He wore the Ed Hardy but he didn't know how to wear it. He had tats, but they weren't really pronounced. When she met Corie outside the 7-ll where she always bought her smokes, she knew exactly what to do. Corie was hot, real hot. Hair done up right, tight body, huge, imposing tats, and he knew how to wear the Hardy. All it took was mashing her tits up against him and he was more than happy to change his plans and hit the club with her tonight.

The same club, Gina knew, that Shiela and Tony would be at. Gina made sure they got there late enough that Sheila would already be inside. Gina made the entrance as painful for the two as she could. Low cut dress, nipples poking through the lace, hem up to her ass line. She wore Corie like a fine gold chain, wrapped tight around her from top to bottom. Heads turned with every step.

She made eye contact with Sheila and the daggers flew.

"You can have him, bitch," Gina said with her best stink eye, "'cuz what I got is a thousand time better."

And then Corie saw one of his friends at the bar, shouted "Yo, Andy, you douchefuckface!" and flashed the double finger.

Later that night in a dingy one bedroom apartment a 3-year-old boy who woke up at 2:00 in the morning and just wanted a glass of water from his mom who smelled of Marlboros, vomit, and sweat, received the worst beating of his life.

And the cycle repeats itself.




Oh and boobies!
 

@Troy Tempest ^6:53

Damn fine exposition. Rips the band-aid right off, scap and all.
 

Those ta-tas are so big, that I don't think I have enough ejaculate in the entirety of my testicles to splooge on BOTH of those boobies in one sitting.
 

Is anyone here still talking about boobs?
 

As soon as Justine’s urination met its untimely death in the hollow Levi’s bowl below her thighs, she began to wonder why, and how, the commode at the Unical service station grasped her about the shoulders.
 

And with two brief flips of the middle finger, Javier signaled his remorse for choosing the lifelong practice as a human stirrup apparatus at his sister’s gynecological office.

Shit.

Now I don’t hate this fool.

I want to BE this fool.

Buttfuckshitballs!
 

Kidding. I do not want to be my sister's OBGYN.

You demented psychos.

Psssshhht. Naw, man.











I meant Plinky's mother's.
 

It was a long night of partying, and Rhonda was glad her Blackberry came outfitted with an ostomy pouch.
 

any grown ass man who flips people off in photo doesnt really have to open his mouth at all , because everything you need to know about him has already been spoken..

Oh .. and uhm.. boobies!
 

@ Troy, Jacques and Scrotato,

Interesting theories, but I think you may have missed the mark.

These two might just be a thoughtful compassionate couple who volunteer their time at homeless shelters and missions.

They live a simple life, and donate most of their income to the Red Cross and various food shelters. Money and all the trappings of a materialistic society mean nothing to Nathaniel and Virginia.

They dated through high school, but never enjoyed the parties and dances their peers got so wrapped up in. They dreamed of a time when, after a proper education, they could marry and settle down.

During a mission trip to Calcutta, they took one look at the misery and despair and vowed a life of celibacy.

Weekends are spent visiting retirement homes where they take the shut-ins out to lunch, returning later to read stories and sing songs with the other guests.

Nathaniel and Virginia choose not to drive cars. Walking and riding their tandem bicycle will do just fine for them, thank you.

And you know, it's funny, when they ride that bicycle down the city streets, and suburban neighborhoods, a rainbow often forming overhead, usually escorted by a flock of white doves, one can almost hear a chorus of angels singing songs of praise, as people step outside on their porch waving and offering greetings.

They bring hope and joy to anyone fortunate enough to have been, even briefly, touched by their presence.

So my friends, please don't be so quick to judge the people you see on this site. Their gruff exteriors and gaudy apparel often hide wonderful caring souls, with an eye towards helping others and hearts of gold.
 

@ Troy

"Their lives are finite, shallow and morose..."

@ Jaques

"Trailer park, meth addiction and domestic abuse charges..."

@ Scrotato

"...Marlboros, vomit and sweat..."

After reviewing the picture, maybe you guys are right. Sorry
 

That disturbing 'octopus' purse brings to mind some weird Hentai tentacle porn...
 

Hey guys I'm back...did I miss anyth.....

ugh. It all comes rushing back to me like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist.

Or is it wet kiss at the end of a hot fist?

5 guys packed in a 26 foot bay boat, fishing in the shallows beyond the levees of Port Sulpher...sweat, flatulence, stale beer...and we caught a total of 160 fish over 2 days; speckled trout, redfish, even a couple of flounder; we were reeling them in so fast the guide couldn't put them away fast enough, so we had all kinds of fish flopping around our stinky feet on the boat.

The deck of that boat smelled like this picture, except none of us were smoking Marlboro Reds like it was a McDonald's straw, none of us had 5 hour old jizz in us, and none of us suffered from wristwatch bedsore odor.
 

I just read all the DarkSock boating jokes hah hah hah very funny guys. Here's an actual picture from my fishing trip.
 

Just goes to show if you are a skank with no boobs, visit your local plastic surgeon and find a scrotebag...not necessarily in that order
 

@ Scrotum Pole^


...when they ride that bicycle down the city streets, and suburban neighborhoods, a rainbow often forming overhead, usually escorted by a flock of white doves, one can almost hear a chorus of angels singing songs of praise...


Heh Heh Heh! Nice image to wake up to.

And those are still to perfect boobs. And by boobs I mean hers.

He's a douche.
 

This is EuroGreasy himself, Cristiano Ronaldo. For those of you not quite familiar with the assclown, he is (grudgingly) one of the best footballers (soccer players) on the planet. He pulls in TONS of quality tail so I have no idea what he's doing with ...BOOOOBIES! Oh, now I get. He's probably a bigger bitch than she is though. He's also quite the flopper. If you're not a footy fan just wait until 2:12 and watch until 2:42. It's fucking hysterical.
 

Awesome, we have the same weight lifting belt. Mine supports my back, hers supports those glorious boobies.


A cougar like this is begging for a motorboat. I would like to volunteer.
 

It that is Ronaldo, at least we know the diamonds on the watch aren't fakes.

And he appears to be slumming it for a night.
 

Typo^ If that is...etc.

Sorry, fired my proof reader.
 

as he satisfies the hott with these fingers, he has to let them get some fresh air lest they rot
 

I'm sorry. I was distracted by boobies.
 

Nice boobies. She looks a little annoyed at the antics of her pet monkey.

Oh, well. Should have picked the cute kitty.

Wait.....what?
 

Clearly a gold digging bottle rat who is hanging with a semi- famous footballer that no one in America really knows of or cares about until you hear he's supposed to be famous.

He's mugging for the camera lest anyone who sees this actually believes he worshipped this hott all night and then blew up her phone texting to get some more.

Very simple.