Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku (reset)

Friday, October 30, 2009

Friday Haiku (reset)

Money on shirt, yo!
Too bad none in bank, Suzy.
But boobs are like dough.

Filipino 'bag?
America good to me.
Proud chest muffins rule!

-- Bag A

And yet once again
Tina is overdressed
For Thanksgiving

-- jonezy

Juan shows credit score.
Bank won't recover losses.
Taxpayers foot bill.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

Douchebag points to stars
But I keep staring at moons
Meanwhile, heaven weeps

-- Franklyn Dealorno Doucheifelt

Straight from Viet Nam
To the streets of Bakersfield
American Dream

-- scrotum pole

Christmas party for
Enrique's Lawn Mowing Co.
Has stripper this year

-- Vin Douchal

Lower left toddler.
Inez sets fine example.
Aspiring stripper.

-- AV

Her ribcage milkbursts
Compete for attention with
Her deprived toddler

-- DarkSock

baby looks for elmo,
douche's forehead shines like the sun
bolt-on boobs distract me

-- Anonymous

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:10 AM

Comments:

Filipino 'bag?
America good to me.
Proud chest muffins rule!

# posted by

Bag A : 7:12 AM

Boobies bounce softly,
Well, more like big bags of sand,
Dropped in a mine shaft.

-- Neo 'Bag

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:12 AM

Another pornstar
Another border jumper
Mow her Vag patch Juan

# posted by

The Rape Van : 7:12 AM

For the love of Christ,
that small girl needs to be saved
from stank douche and bleeth

# posted by

the douche is alright : 7:12 AM

This is one of the dumb skanks from rock of love. Celeb bleeth, *puke*

# posted by

David : 7:12 AM

Tiny Triangles
Beckon me to Bermuda
First, flush the douchebag

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:12 AM

SHIT!

Db1, I had a good one for the first photo, check it out:

Second rate porn chick
Cleans herself after filming
"Two Dogs and One Cup"

Anyhoo...

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:13 AM

Mommy working hard
Next time leave child home
Wish I was birdie.

# posted by

Wedgie : 7:14 AM

Half smile hides the pain.
Douche dollars poison her night.
Now denim erodes.

# posted by

DavidVitterDouche : 7:14 AM

baby looks for elmo,
douche's forehead shines like the sun
bolt-on boobs distract me

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:15 AM

Not much of bottom
It looks mostly shaved down there
I could 'heart' it too

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:15 AM

Abomination
Even Ghandi would punch him
Then yoga with her

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:16 AM

Looks like UBC
Has been clipped from his right hand
Now he needs clipping

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:18 AM

Bird tat eating pants
Douchebag a shiny, loud stick
Bikini top strains

# posted by

Publius Choadius Naso : 7:19 AM

Kathy Lee t-shirt
One Suspender from WalMart
What a fashion plate

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:20 AM

Bird of Paradise
Moving in right direction
To come down with clap

# posted by

scrotum pole : 7:21 AM

Douchebag points to stars
But I keep staring at moons
Meanwhile, heaven weeps

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:22 AM

Straight from Viet Nam
To the streets of Bakersfield
American Dream

# posted by

scrotum pole : 7:24 AM

Does her supple skin
Come from tapping that oil well
On the douche forehead?

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:25 AM

Tainted couple poses
Don't ignore your daughter
Perv behind you won't.

# posted by

Eugene S. Crabs : 7:25 AM

Dollars on his shirt
Fail to distract the viewer
Grand Canyon Cleavage

# posted by

scrotum pole : 7:25 AM

Db1 is now
Oh-fer-2 on Haiku pix
Third one on the way?

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:26 AM

Cannot look away
Her gigantical balloons
Makes one crave milk shakes

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:28 AM

A minimal top
Shorts just barely hangin' on
Would shame Daisy Duke

# posted by

scrotum pole : 7:29 AM

Dinner guests arrive
Korean delicacy
Where's dog from last pic?

# posted by

scrotum pole : 7:32 AM

Casting starts today
Remake The Wizard Of Oz
Munchkin line starts here

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:33 AM

Echo Park Hustla
Dangles children from armpit
and Murse from shoulder.

Raven haired chica
Suckle her Chavez Ravine
God Bless pussybelts

Hey, Fedora dude
That look died 10 years ago
and shave that moustache

# posted by

...and you will know us by the trail of the douche : 7:34 AM

Newly minted shirt
Jeans not nearly big enough
Hey look, I'm 27th

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:34 AM

His shirt is "money"
Alas it is counterfeit
Just like her Boobies

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:35 AM

That is a huge boob.
Hers are also very big.
Two boobies, one boob.

Juan shows credit score.
Bank won't recover losses.
Taxpayers foot bill.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:35 AM

Wedgie is confused
Background looks like someone's house
Nice party outfits.

# posted by

Wedgie : 7:37 AM

Christmas party for
Enrique's Lawn Mowing Co.
Has stripper this year

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:37 AM

Ugliest tattoos
Why the eff do u have a
kid? Awkward photos

# posted by

JoMama : 7:38 AM

"CREEE!" cries the poon bird,
Swooping to it's feeding ground
To look for some worms.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:38 AM

Tattoo artist had
Leftover ink after bird
Other crap was free

# posted by

Vin Douchal : 7:40 AM

Turn away, small child
And don't look up, or you'll see
From whence you came forth.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:41 AM

Lower left toddler.
Inez sets fine example.
Aspiring stripper.

AV

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:42 AM

Thanksgiving dinner;
Tina arrives straight from work
Dripping sperm all over.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:42 AM

Not sure what's bigger
Her tits, his eyebrows, her tats?
Oh wait, it's my rage

# posted by

The Nicker : 7:42 AM

Little girl in back
Should have stayed in Viet Nam
No Greico Virus

# posted by

scrotum pole : 7:42 AM

New country, new ways;
When in Jersey, act like douche.
Hồ Chí Minh grave-spins.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:45 AM

Why even wear shorts?
Your cooch still hangs out, Bleethy
Getting milk for free

# posted by

JoMama : 7:46 AM

Shirt says Crowns/Dollars
For one bill I would crown him
I'd do her for free

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:47 AM

Pimp infomercial
Are you with me camera guy?
This ain't no slap chop

# posted by

scrotum pole : 7:47 AM

Mommy, can I have
A drink? Not now kid, Mommy's
Earning your cab fare.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:47 AM

The only money
Pedro has are on his shirt
Boobs mucho cashola

# posted by

JoMama : 7:49 AM

Kid wants a juice box
Nguyễn Sinh Douche, however, wants
Momma's juicy box.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:50 AM

Does she have "the clap"
Because her exposed vulva
Collide when she walks?

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:50 AM

Her ribcage milkbursts
Compete for attention with
Her deprived toddler

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:51 AM

And yet once again
Tina is overdressed
For Thanksgiving

# posted by

jonezy : 7:52 AM

Bangkok Bo says hi,
Check out his new tranny friend
Once a douche, now bleeth

# posted by

The Douche Abides : 7:52 AM

Must have overslept
Missed the other photo
Was she worst than this?

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:54 AM

Tiny shorts held firm
Thanks to highly adhesive
patch of donkey jizz

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:54 AM

If Shirt dollar signs
Were actual currency
Can't afford those boobs

# posted by

jonezy : 7:55 AM

Dr. DB weeps
Nice body ruined with tats
Black shapes go away

# posted by

Dr. DB : 7:55 AM

Can it possibly
Get any worse? Child carries
Goose in URC.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:56 AM

Croosh is still AWOL
As is Mr. White and Mike;
Soul crushing Friday...

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:56 AM

'tective services
take child away from bleeth
when this picture seen

# posted by

MC 900 Foot Douchebag : 7:57 AM

Tommy Nguyễn brings home
His hott new girlfriend with pride;
She's a dong-taper.

# posted by

DarkSock : 7:58 AM

Do not Lower Head
This is what it smells like
When Doves Cry - Prince.

# posted by

jonezy : 7:59 AM

Douche bag from Far East
Is posing with his sister.
Oh yah, and boobies

Karate kick the
Teriyaki porch beef scrote.
Again, the boobies.

Dollar shirt is scrote.
I like her fortune cookies.
Yes, that means boobies.

-noobbag

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:00 AM

The Pimpinator
gets the Golden Globes award
bird squawks, he'll be back

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:01 AM

Her pink-sock hangs out
of her tiny shorts, trailing
Like a soggy tail

# posted by

Torque MuleBrow : 8:02 AM

Damn, woke up too late
for front page gloriousness
next week, No Doze soup

# posted by

Jean Claude Van Douche : 8:03 AM

Tattoos near her taint
Make me gag and vomit.He
chooses not to look.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:03 AM

Asian persuasian
Douchebag has no fucking clue
Braces up or down

Scrote bag points up
Fake tits and bad tats dont hide
Girl parts smell like poo

Douchesquire

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:05 AM

Behind sunglasses
is a head without a brain
Hers are in boobies.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:06 AM

Little tiny shorts
Might cause her vagina to
See the light of day

# posted by

scrotum pole : 8:06 AM

Front page Victory!
Now....to hunker down and wait
For Big Ol' Ass Pear*....

*aka B.O.A.P.

# posted by

DarkSock : 8:07 AM

V-neck, pout and point;
single suspender of choad-
Junior Douchtributes.

# posted by

Cybele : 8:09 AM

South asian douchebag
would never have been born if
Rolling Thunder worked.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:10 AM

Why so sad little
girl? Mommy is whore and Pops
thinks shirt is money.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:12 AM

Bullet in chamber
one shot will kill both because
not much to go through.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:15 AM

Fake boobs are useless
to feed little girl. "Mom and
Dad, I hate you both!"

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:19 AM

Still in quandary
Over aborted Haiku
What's up DB1?

# posted by

scrotum pole : 8:21 AM

HEY! that last "Haiku" on the main page from Anonymous

baby looks for elmo,
douche's forehead shines like the sun
bolt-on boobs distract me

Is NOT haiku...(6,8,6?!)

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:31 AM

It's too bad she's shaved--
Bird needs a nest to call home.
Plus, it can eat crabs.

-Bagnonymous

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:38 AM

Strange background reveals
mandana hat and small child.
Gold funbags distract.

# posted by

Cybele : 8:40 AM

Bleeth wears patch on arm
She’s desperately trying
To quit smoking poles.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:44 AM

Anon is correct
Sometimes boss too hung over
To count syllables.

I know the feeling
Right now bleeth looks like she has
Bird-like vag crabs... wait.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:46 AM

I must reschedule
Meetings so I don’t miss this
Haiku catharsis.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:47 AM

Hopefully Kim Lee
Has some spare cash after skank's
breast augmentation

# posted by

Douchimus Prime : 8:49 AM

i'm in cali now
with bling and immigrant bleeth
someday, new jersey

# posted by

doucheywallnuts : 8:51 AM

Lo! Beware, soldiers:
Her Hồ Chí Minh treasure trail
Leads to a quagmire.

# posted by

DarkSock : 8:52 AM

The truly meditative Japanese artisan understands that the ethereally poetic 5-7-5 can be 5-7-5 even when it is not 5-7-5.

-- management

# posted by

Douchebag1 : 8:57 AM

Word on the street is
These two are veterans of
Pol's "The Douching Fields".

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:58 AM

Her Mi Cong Delta
Filled with leperous birds and
Broken hearts - and crabs.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:00 AM

Boss waxes zen-like
This bleeth waxes her nethers
Time to meditate.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 9:01 AM

Boobies
Boobies
Boobies

# posted by

Grunt : 9:05 AM

Boss's mouth is Yen
PVC bong is his Yang
Inhale, Exhale....Peace.

# posted by

DarkSock : 9:07 AM

Croosh seeks modicum
of meditation. I seek
A plate of Porch Beef

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 9:08 AM

Asians can garden
Just look at the tamaters
That she grew. Oh Yeah!

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 9:17 AM

Jonezy for the win
Thanksgiving haiku did it
For me. And boobies.

# posted by

massengill : 10:08 AM

Shorts non-existent
But what about the children?
Fuck that - BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!

# posted by

C.G. : 10:27 AM

No place for pockets
On Carla's tiny jean shorts
for child lunch money

Three Big fake boobies
Ethnic Stereotyping
Has it's merits

# posted by

ImageWrangler : 10:46 AM

Face needs paper bag,
Boobs need my dong between them,
Shorts show clitoris.

What a total stud
Straight dolla dolla bills y'all
why one suspender?

# posted by

End the Haberdouchery : 10:53 AM

boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
boobs boobs, denim thong?

# posted by

g0dluvsugly : 12:22 PM

Rico's cell phone
From another century
It's the little things

# posted by

ImageWrangler : 12:57 PM

Money.....it's so ca$h.....
Why do you act like douchebag
and not touch BOOBIES?

# posted by

Wheezer : 1:56 PM

100? Heh heh - sorry THAT MUTHAFUCKA!

# posted by

Wheezer : 1:57 PM

Wheezer, you are dead
I'll find and punish you with
One hundred lashes.

# posted by

THAT, MUTHUFUCKA! : 3:20 PM

Papillion Soo Soo
Sings "Me So Horny" for Tranh
Sorry 2 Live Crew

# posted by

Wedgie : 3:53 PM

Toddler has terrible
Parents call child services
Refrigerator

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:25 PM

Me ruv u wrong time
Dollar shirt is hot, Scrotebag
Quartasian sadness

# posted by

fidouchiary responsibility : 7:59 PM

human trafficking
jokes are old, but fitting for
this pic. poor toddler.

# posted by

Steve L. : 10:37 PM

Mister Money Shirt
will soon be Mister Moaning
Shirt when she gives head.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:18 AM

"She ain't the kind of
Money Honey on C N
B C," his shirt says.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:22 AM

So many dollar
signs, so much boobage, so much
profit to be made.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:25 AM

Dollar signs curve in
a 2-D plane, boobies curve
in 3-D solid.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:26 AM

She overpowers
with her curvaceous sense of
fellatious promise.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:29 AM

Her solid 3D's
make me ejac my liquids
while emitting gas.

# posted by

loves boobies : 6:28 AM

@amerigo vesdouchey....

"Juan shows credit score.
Bank won't recover losses.
Taxpayers foot bill.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey"

I...can't stop....laughing!!! Brilliant. this might be one of the best EVER!!!

# posted by

40th st bag hunt : 6:40 AM

Two young immigrants
Just trying to find their ways
through our twisted world

# posted by

Human : 9:42 PM

Money on shirt fake
Stripper soon to realize this
Boy left with baby

# posted by

Burning Giraffe : 11:06 AM

Birds flock to poontang
Twitter and flutter about
Make hat with feathers

# posted by

Burning Giraffe : 11:09 AM

Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt! Spurt!
I came on her fake boobies!
Fuck you, Gosselin bag!

# posted by

YodaDouche : 1:45 PM

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