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All the necklaces and belt buckles in the world won't make up for your missing upper lip.
 

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I love all the hotts.

I say, put every hott in one of the various hotts halls of fame.
 

Is that Danny DeVito's ass crack?
 

If you are going to have redundant suspenders, at least put them to use!
 

Nice belt buckle. Now we know who stole all that stuff from Tupac's closet.
 

Gunter stares stupidly at the camera moments before his gun went off, giving Wendy a premature hysterectomy.
 

Utterly terrifying.

This "man" is an absolute insult to manhood, religion, babies, psychology, shirts, hair, karma, cinema, darwinism, the second amendment, halter tops, pumpkin pie, chairs, ball peen hammers, handcuffs, frilly dresses, and breathing.

Dear god what a fucking asshat.
 

Oh dear god, please no!
 

That morning he took a look in the mirror and said "Yeah - pretty good".

The sheer emptiness and idiocy required to arrive at such a judgment is mind boggling.
 

On the deathscote, the only pistol which is loaded is the one hanging on his belt.

Crissy has no interest in pulling the trigger.
 

Coming to a Freebirds near you.

Don't say I didn't warn you.
 

So we've come to this.

Douchebag's weiners have become sentinent, and are holding pooty-tang hostage at gunpoint.

It's over.
 

His ears are glowing???

Like he has big-ass cubic zirconium triangle earrings?

This sounds like a new bag phyllus-species?


Perhaps CubeZeeBag? ZircBag? Fuccen2EaringsBag??
 

Is he one of "The Wild Things" from "Where the Wild Things Are?"
 

I wore that outfit on my last job interview.


Didn't get the job.
 

Hard to believe he's only 23. Crack will do that to you.


Seriously, when this guy speaks, FLYTEETH screams HWAD TEH FLUGKD ITT EE GUSTS AY?

By the end of the evening she will put that pistol in her mouth and pull the trigger. Sadly, it won't work, and he'll just slap her again while cranking the finger cuffs another notch.
 

Perhaps slightly premature here, it being Monday and all - but that has all the appearance of an instant winner for DBOTW.

- dB
 

@ dB

I can see it. She is pretty cute, in a "high-waisted like a 70 year-old man kind of way."
 

I wonder if she wonders if her torso is too long?
 

She is a succulent square jawed beauty


He is a misguided The Cult My Space Street Team member, with no member.



Seriously, I think even my 4 year old would take one look at this guy and want to beat the shit out of him. Ian Astbury would send him an autographed cd if he did
 

He looks cool. She is hott. I vote nottadouche.
 

This is the kind of douche I want to be like. He does it with off the rack items we could all get. We should quit mocking buy this outfit and hit the clubs. It has got to work.
 

And I thought Pete had a bile-in-mouth inducing blow out enough as it is! This dick-tard makes me want to vomit nitric acid into my own eyes.

This guy is what Lucio Fulci has nightmares about.
 

bleckitybleckitybleckityblech!
Was this fu@&tard drawn by a Japanese animator on crack? He's making me violent -- take him away!
 

This fucknut trades douche wear with Gunny.
 

Don't see a problem here. Looks like a nice couple of kids enjoying a night out. Looks like they might be at a concert or comedy club. How fun!
 

He is protected by the 2nd ammendment.
 

The backup bassist from a Nickelback cover band called, he wants his clothes back.
 

ZombieDouche???
 

OMG...nobody has mentioned his handcuff necklace chain ala super douche Criss Angel....Absolutely unacceptable.
This guy needs a kick in the nuts like I need another Schlitz.

-Stevie Ray Douche
 

Jesus, I couldn't remember which choad skid had previously busted the gun belt buckle. I was going to ask the great Wheezer, Historian and Chronicler of HCwDB, who this was.

He even read my mind. And to boot it was the obviously named "Gunny".

I'd like to give those two actually guns and have them duel at close range.
 

Handcuff necklace. Feh. Typical... They act like they're all kinky and wild. Then you get 'em home, whip out the ol' Gates Of Hell, and they shriek and go limp. Dumbasses.

Either way, I'd say the representation of a large, hard object capable of violrnt discharge as a belt buckle sets a very unreasonable expectation in the mind of a woman. Get a belt buckle of a cute little bunny instead. It'll make your dong look like the loch ness monster rearing its head out of your fly when she gets there.
 

Ginormous mark of the douche on his forehead has disabled his eyes into a zombie stare, his jeans into a denim tear, and his hair into a head lice snare.
 

If I saw nothing but this wanker from the neck up, that would be enough to vote him db of the week her hottness being solid enough to qualify that part too.

But his pussy-cat sequinned jacket, black rimmed-spectacles, and revolver guard to his testicles...OMIGOD. MAY the bluebird of poopiness perch on his peter and peck off that friggin' popgun of a buckle before anything blows up in anyone's face, or other suitable locations for jizzy explosions.
 

Aloha, Alyssa. That's no grass skirt, but it ruffles my feathers.

If you pulled on his suspenders do you suppose the pussycats on his shirt would meow sweet nothings into your ears?

CUZ he's so full of himself there's nothing left to say to you, you sweet thang.
 

Good grief, one of Baron von Goolo's creatures has escaped the Fright House.

How many little girls in India stamped the designs onto that shirt?

How many little hands made ruffles into that skirt?

How many drinks do I need to recuperate from this sight?
 

my heart goes out to Alyssa for having to work the 2 AM shift and subjected to listen to fabricated stories about the Hells Angels all fucking night long.
 

he has no eyebrows. creeeeeeeeepy....
 

she looks nervous ... very nervous
 

Be right back, baby. I gotta go take a pistol...
 

Baron, I love you man, but there is no excuse for digging up and re-animating the second Darrin from Bewitched. The first Darrin was much nicer.
 

Samurai Scrote drives a Harley made out of deer sausage, porpoise assholes and Rutgar Hauer.
 

Herpes personified
 

It's 8:45 AM here....no I didn't get up at 5 AM to look at some ate up old skeleton leaning on Betty Crocker's stunt double.
 

Anthony Hopkin's son "Rico" is his secret shame.
 

I love to be there when the police wrestle this faux tough guy to the ground because they think his douchebuckle is loaded. Hey, I coined a new term!

She makes my manhood go south for a well-deserved rest.

Is that an Ed Hardy? White flacid suspenders...double douche fake earrings...bondage blink....kill me now...
 

The first thing they oughta teach at cheerleader camp should be "don't fuck your meth dealer". The second thing should be "don't be photographed with your meth dealer."
 

OK Gunther's choice of clothes sucks, but what about that dress? I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that thing, it absolutely doesn't go with the top.
 

ShitStain: For Hire. Henderson, NV's resident P.I.
and by P.I. I mean poo.
Alyssa is barely keeping it together waitressing while saving up for her next scoliosis treatment.
 

@Scrotum pole
Presumably that explains this picture. Alyssa takes Gunter everywhere she goes every since she discovered that, oddly, people don't laugh at her outfit if Gunter is standing there.Not being the sharpest knife in the drawer she decides that Gunter is in fact that most elusive accessory she has been seeking - the magic touch that makes her outfit suddenly fashionable or at least non-laughable. Some day she'll twig that the retching sound they make on seeing Gunter does contain some laughter and maybe, just maybe, she'll realise that he was deflecting the ridicule, not negating it.
 

Nice ruffles. Did they come off your hoop skirt, Adelaide?
 

This guy is freaking me out he looks like Gollum from Lord of The Rings with a tan
 

No way fleabay has Wayne Newton, Neil Diamond buttown down shirts for sale! Not even the last truckstop between Des Moines and Milwaukee has belt buckles that horrendous.
 

duh, look at this guy's eyes... almost as frightening as his shirt, hair style, bling gun belt buckle douchousity...
 

Damn, just noticed the handcuff necklace. I thought it was just a frilly tie for his blouse.

Where does one get crap like this? Please let me know so I can target one of my pirated TLAM-D's at this locale.
 

lmao!!!!