Friday, October 30, 2009
He's Got Mad Skullz!
Yeah, whaddaya want. Clever skull puns?
Alls I can think about is aqua blue sparkle dress shimmying in the moonlight whilst I feed her grapes and grope her buns like a homeless baker kneading street dough.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:10 AM 
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To the utter horror of the girls, shortly after this pic was taken, Paul's eyes were extruded through his glasses like grapes through a cheese grater.
So I'm guessing the fact that I'd nail either of these two chicks with no alcohol in my body means I have no standards.
# posted by 
: 9:36 AM
: 9:36 AM
I don't know but, if there happen to be any architects on this site, they'll appreciate the original rendering for the design of these glasses.
I have necklace like that, but it's way cooler because it's actually a diamond studded skull from this guy I killed.
Just kidding.
Somebody else killed him.
Just kidding.
Somebody else killed him.
# posted by : 9:44 AM
: 9:44 AM
Perhaps he just works part time as a standing HVAC unit?
His eyeballs were replaced with metal ducts that tied into his lungs. Each time he exhales, the warm air is expelled through the louvers he installed over his eyelids.
Hey, in this economy, you have to play all your cards.
His eyeballs were replaced with metal ducts that tied into his lungs. Each time he exhales, the warm air is expelled through the louvers he installed over his eyelids.
Hey, in this economy, you have to play all your cards.
Or, perhaps he wears the goggles to hide his eyes, which in turn, hide his true age. He's really a Vietnam Vet who wears the gold plated skull of his first kill, connected by a necklace of gold plated earlobes.
Dude once took out a whole village by tickling each victim to death with a feather made of porch meat… one by one.
His name: Private Orville D. McBellyknuckle
Dude once took out a whole village by tickling each victim to death with a feather made of porch meat… one by one.
His name: Private Orville D. McBellyknuckle
Tragically, Barry found later that evening that his ogling glasses only stopped 50% of all eye-stabbing attacks.
Sadly, Todd's plan to sell these glasses in China failed, as they blinded the wearer.
# posted by : 10:06 AM
: 10:06 AM
Yo, SkullDouche, I'm real happy for you, and I'ma let choo finish, but Kanye is the greatest dork-glasses wearing fool ever!
# posted by : 10:09 AM
: 10:09 AM
Thanks to the adhesive nature of donkey jizz, Sarah and Maude would throw some porch meat on Garth's goggles later that evening, while he conveniently BBQ'd them with his eyeballs as he milled about the party.
People stopped wearing those glasses in the 80s because they realized how they looked like fucktards.
# posted by : 10:15 AM
: 10:15 AM
I'm back there in the background waiting to stab this guy with a sharpened dildo as he leaves the party.
# posted by : 10:22 AM
: 10:22 AM
Levar Burton, permanently stuck in his character from Star Trek the Next Generation, eventually ran out of the special visors he used to wear and had to improvise.
Dear ladies of the evening,
Now that my fool has you all giggly,
For which I thank him for making you jiggly,
We shall retreat to my dormitory,
And there shall be much joy in your taintal territories.
JCVD
Now that my fool has you all giggly,
For which I thank him for making you jiggly,
We shall retreat to my dormitory,
And there shall be much joy in your taintal territories.
JCVD
Upon blowing up this photo I detected some hard nip on right hottie.
Which reminds me of this.....
Is driving while jacking off to Franicine's photo picked up off the web on my cellie what anyone here would consider "Driving While Impaired"?
Y'know, I didn't think so either and told that to the cop and that's when the trouble started ...
Which reminds me of this.....
Is driving while jacking off to Franicine's photo picked up off the web on my cellie what anyone here would consider "Driving While Impaired"?
Y'know, I didn't think so either and told that to the cop and that's when the trouble started ...
Awe c'mon Charles Barkley, cut me some slack here. The nurse made me wait an extra hour for my Thorazine. That, and she strapped the helmet on my head a little too tight.
Can't win 'em all, can we?
Can't win 'em all, can we?
Backstage on set of 'The Fly III: Mandanas Revenge' David Cronenberg serves his actors complimentary chilled porch beef. Go ahead, ask me how I can tell...
After his traumatic sexual assault while serving 30 days in county for DUI Barry lived the rest of his life wearing cockk-proof glasses, fearful of another skullfucking.
He has matching undies, too, because they tapped his butt-☼
He has matching undies, too, because they tapped his butt-☼
@vin douchal
In my legal opinion, it's only a problem unless your spooge covers a significant portion of the windshield.
In my legal opinion, it's only a problem unless your spooge covers a significant portion of the windshield.
@ Mr White
As Francine would say, "Ew"
Thats why I drive an Explorer with the built-in tissue dispenser
As Francine would say, "Ew"
Thats why I drive an Explorer with the built-in tissue dispenser
Gunter would like his necklace back. His gun belt buckle doesn't look quite right without it.
Go Philly.
Go Philly.
# posted by : 12:50 PM
: 12:50 PM
although summer had been officially over for a long time, this pic makes me want to churn out perverted puns about Midsummer Night's Dream.
then again, i've always wondered what William Shakespeare would say about Playboy naming their parties after his classic works. and various other ongoing overuses of Shakespeare references in contemporary pop culture.
then again, i've always wondered what William Shakespeare would say about Playboy naming their parties after his classic works. and various other ongoing overuses of Shakespeare references in contemporary pop culture.
I thought there'd be at least a few cracks about head....?
"Head? Who said head? I'll take some of that. And I did. And it was good"
"Head? Who said head? I'll take some of that. And I did. And it was good"
I am filin a lawsuit effective 0800 tomorrow all references to MAD SKULLZ will be removed I HAVE CRAZY SKILLZ AND MAD GAME! if there is another one posted there will be more legal matters involved. I work in a law office I will get the documentation prepared for this matter today . hopefully you get this email in time
# posted by : 6:24 AM
: 6:24 AM
WHY is this picture crooked? WHY???
Fucking stupid ass ignorant dipshit people can't even hold a camera level.
Fucking stupid ass ignorant dipshit people can't even hold a camera level.
It's a shame there's more brains in the skull bling than in CheeseGraterBag's head.
He shreads a mean cheddar though...that will make a porch beef melt...sorry, had to tie it in somehow.
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He shreads a mean cheddar though...that will make a porch beef melt...sorry, had to tie it in somehow.
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