This Foater Won't Flush!!
 

We have seen this douche
before
 

Don't tease me ladies. If this doesn't end in fisting bruises for both of you I'll be demanding a refund for my five minutes and the travel bottle of Jergens.

Or you can take it out on the Great and Mysterious Choad hovering back there.
 

Brown-haired hott: "Oh my Gawwwwwd, this fat fucknut thinks we're, like, lesbos! Let's fake a tongue and see what he does."

Blonde hott: "OK, here ya go.....nnnnnnnnnn....."



Fat fucking assclown in back: "FUUUUUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
 

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Thanks to Biff, Jocelyn would not be showing "curious" Michelle her color coded collection of Jelly Dongs.
 

Three bites later, the only remaining artifacts of these blonde and brunette’s short existences on this earth, was the knuckle to an index finger and a pair of glossed lips.
 

What we don't see in this pic is that Bagpoleon has just fisted Paul Blart, Mall Cop in the ass. He's really showing us his best O-face which has little to do with the honeys other than he fears falling on them.
 

Blonde: Lessshhh kisshhh, it such the fuckwad up.

Brunette: I never ever do these types of things. I hope this doesn't wind up on Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

Tony: That porch beef sandwich was AMAZING!!!!
 

I believe we've all seen him before. Only one merit badge left, Threesomes, and Dwayne simply couldn't accept that the two lovies would rather go it alone than help a scout out. Do a good deed?!?!?!? I got your good deed right here, bitches!
 

Here’s a fat douchebag marionette
Playing with puppet’s - blonde and brunette
When he bangs them both later
He’ll get splinters on his wiener
Then play fully-loaded Russian roulette.
 

That is just lovely. Fat ass dissappears when you scroll down.
 

What a fat pussy! (not the hotts)
 

Hay Massengill, that's my line, bro!
 

Yeah, you're right, you tub of goo. Fuck them for excluding your handsome ass. Some girls just have no taste.

Come to think of it, that's how they end up with their picture here anyway.
 

PS:

Maybe it's just me, but the one on the left does not appear to be giving it her all. Frattie might be having a dampening effect.
 

Brunette: Oh, I am so enjoying this. I am so hot. Blah blah blah. Why do guys think any girl would want to do it with another girl?

Blonde: Ohmigod is this really happening? I mean, I've thought about doing this but I never actually thought I'd be doing it. She is so hot. Not in a tuff guy way but in a soft, Jesus I don't know, a "Hold me" sorta way. Maybe if I kiss her really well she'll want to go further later on. I hope she doesn't get upset if I don't do it right. Oh. My. God. Listen to yourself girl. Are you ready for this? Are you ready for a girl-girl relationship?

Hoverbag: [Unintelligible bellowing, hooting, and fart noises]
 

He's flipping them off because they forgot to order his third order of supreme nachos while he was in the bathroom for 37 minutes.
 

Although I must say, I did enjoy your performance as the goalie in The Mighty Ducks.

Hmmm...now what we need is one of the Hansen brother to fire a puck at his head.
 

Yeah I freakin timed it.
 

Hay Massengill, that's my line, bro!
 

Hay Massengill, that's my line, bro!
 

Hay Massengill, that's my line, bro!
 

Hay Massengill, that's my line, bro!
 

@CC^

Sorry, what was that you were saying?
 

Massengill, that's his line bro.
 

Whose line is it any way?
 

I think he's confused. He's supposed to do the "Truffle Shuffle".
 

This is the closest Choad Farley has ever come to a chick who's turned on.












or ever will.

What kind of a dry-hump of a life do you have to have in order to reduce yourself to being the carney tout at somebody else's 3-cockring circus, in stead of just hosting your own as ringmaster?


A big fat fucker, I guess. Whatever is less involved in playing an actual sport than Marv Albert as a sportscaster, that's what this great gelatinous shagloomph is.


And by the way, someone here recently said that for every 30 pounds of body fat you lose, you gain an inch-or-so of cock length.

How much could Mister Stay-Puft here gain?
What, six inches???
 

@mr. scrotato head

I felt like I was right there, inside their minds, man.

I just hope that's not anybody else's line.
 

LEft Hott: OH this is silly, OK, yeah yeah yeah...

Right Hott: I have no idea what I'm doing, good thing I'm fucking hammered, lurgle lurgle

Hoverbag: WWWAAAAA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! WAAA!!! DOIN' IT!!! CHECK IT OUT MUTHA FUCKAZ...
 

For you Croosh:

As their tongues were in a 12 round bout,
Chester began to scream and shout.
The lesbian displays
Put a look on his face
Like five anal beads were just ripped out.
 

She'd pee in her butt.
 

Fat Freddy Finger Floater needs to just enjoy the show. Why interupt a thing of beauty?
 

Faux lesbian... meh
 

That's Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts.

Poop smash!
 

fatboy can eat 10 cockkkxessess in 30 sec.
 

Simply stated, her rolling eyes remind me that it's time for a Rolling Rock Ale, and I get the last lick of mine own brew.

Hoverbag here can be my wastebasket basketball game-hole. Hoop. Catchbasket. Whatever.

The ladies are, uh, er, um, snatchbaskets.
 

hot as they may be, these 2 hotts may also single-handedly kill the amateur porn industry if Hoverbag doesn't accomplish that first.
 

Yes I know...its always the fat guy...
 

We have seen this guy before, almost 25 years ago.
 

He's not a hoverbag; he's just freaking out because Sylar got to him.
 

Great, another "y'know, if we kiss for ten seconds we'll get free drinks for the rest of the night" moment... BRILLIANTLY PUNCTUATED by the guy who played Goldberg on Bad News Bears. I'm going to head for the sink to clean my eyes with muriatic acid.

"Meh" is right.
 

there is nothing redeeming from hoverbag... I would like to punch him out of existence.
 

Kevin James is really getting desperate for attention...
 

Kevin James? Are you sure that isn't Jim Belushi?