Ahh this guy isn't so bad...I'd like to be fit at that age
 

Jason, he's only 26. See what smoking crack can do to you?

DB, this is no Halloween pic.

They're outlaws.
 

When did Pfah get the rug?
 

When boobies are outlawed the outlaws get fake boobs.
 

So... in keeping with the country theme is he the lambbag or the llamabag?

And I see that hott peek of red, yellow-hat hott! I would herd a million gerbils from Texas to Montana
just for the chance to bake a cake with the cowpie she scraped off her boots.
 

1. Jesus bling
2. Hint of CK underwear
3. Burnt siena skin color
4. Polar bear fur coat
5. Diamond earring

Nottadouche? I think not.

Not that I think he is "nottadouche," I think he is NOT nottadouche.
 

@ Wedgie

Get your facts right...I don't do crack. I do meth.
 

He looks like he's being shat out of a Wampa's asshole.
 

Damn, it's Conan O'Brien's head 'shopped on to Ricardo Montalban's Star Trek II chest.

I'd take red-peek-a-boob on the left back to her double-wide, belly and all, but her grandparents aren't allowed to watch.
 

I see that Patrick Swayze's wake went well.

Oh yes, I went there.

*Hey Satan, can you get me a glass of water? it's hot in here.*
 

@Jason

Not you, professor. Him.
 

KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNN!

Sorry, had to be done.
 

Mr. White's got it right...Conan & Montalban!
 

@ Massengill

You forgot #6: Parachute Pants.

And Rick Springfield wants them back.
 

Who is the gaucho amigo
Why is he standing
In your spangled leather poncho
With the studs that match your eyes
Bodacious cowboys
Such as your friend
Will never be welcome here
High in the Custerdome
 

The chick on the left has a gut going, its only gonna get worse and the chick on the right has some serious butterface.
 

Oh goodie, I get to be the first to make this joke.

"Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide!"

HEE-AAAH!!!
 

Is this....70s Record Producer 'Bag, at home?
 

King Al-Clad placed his crown on the hook next to the window, and an graciously posed for some pictures with his favorite court jesters.
 

Damn, I should have said King Circulon.
 

Tom Custer, long distant relative of the famous General, gets his girls to start giggling, at the mention of the Little Big Horn
 

If any human ever deserved the name, "Turd Ferguson," this would be the guy.
 

Ya know, as I look at this picture, it struck me - He looks like a dog turd in a humid environment that has grown a white fuzzy coat of mold.
 

He looks like a half-peeled goat
 

He looks like Robert Redford: The Pimp
 

Sigrfried N. Roy-douche
 

It's like he rolled Marky Mark, MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice into one costume. Then added a skosh of random Dennis Rodman for flavor, but forgot the big, bug-eye sunglasses.

You almost pulled it off Backdoor Rod Stewart...almost.
 

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Thanks DB1 for reminding me to pick up some smoked herring and horseradish on the way home.
 

Is this where bags and bleeths go to die? Milftastic though.
 

this is the bag from sunset tan.
 

Bizarro World Mark Harmon leads an elite squad of Arkansas cheerleaders dedicated to protecting the brands, lifestyles, and assets of Old Navy.
 

@g0dluvsugly:

I'm not even going to ask how you know that. But it's gawdamn embarrassing that you do.

... oh, and I think you're right.

Carry on.
 

Damn you, Harmon, stop hiding. Get out here. If you can get any more out than that this pic.
 

@Dead End

I would poop on her gut while jiggling her taint and shoving a Dr. Zeus doll up my corn recycler.

...'cause nothing says lovin' like cellulite muffins.
 

@captain bringdown 12:35

Isn't that the basic plot of NCIS? I've seen it, but I usually just sit with it on mute until that tall gothy chick comes on the screen, and then I usually need to go wash my hands approximately 35 seconds later.
 

Conan and Bonadouchey combined their love seed and The Leatherbag was spawned.

Poncharella on the left is most likely going to be the one that makes the move on outlaw to the right and make The Leatherbag's viagra induced dreams come true.
 

@ Walrus Whisker

they had a reality series on E a couple years back and most of the girls were pretty fit and the show, while not ironic in its presentation as it perhaps intended to be, always was. plus, tits!
 

Mark Summers looks like crap because of one two many "physical challenges".
 

Nice Conan the barbarian coat. Is he trying out for a Frank Frazetta painting?
 

Dateline Ft. Worth Texas:

Citizens of Ft. Worth are mourning today after a bizzare incident occured late last night.
Local televangelist, Donny Upright died instantly, and his daughters Tanya and Lacy were seriously injured when a speeding motorcycle crashed through the sliding glass door of their lavish suburban Ft. Worth home.
They were celebrating, after Reverend Upright finally anounced to his congregation that he was, indeed a homosexual.
Roumors have swirled for years about the flamboyant minister, who always conducted services shirtless and wearing his trademark sheepskin jacket and oversized gold crucifix.
Ironically, Reverend Upright's longtime lover Percy Nutsack, upon hearing the reverend's public announcement, hurried over to Upright's home on his motorcycle to take part in the celebration. Nutsack lost control of the bike and careened through the plate glass door killing Upright and injuring his two daughters.
Nutsack, only slightly injured was taken to Ft.Worth General Hospital and was said to be grief-stricken.
The accompanying macabre photo, was taken just moments before the incident. In it, the headlight of the motorcycle operated by Nutsack, is clearly seen approaching the house at a high rate of speed, seconds before the impact, causing the death of the respected community leader.
 

scrotum - excellent.
 

TT, your douche aura can be smelled through my monitor. you blabber and blabber about how hip you are, how hot all the girls you dated back in the roaring twenties were, how stupid everyone else is. if i didn’t know any better, i would think you were He Just Bangs Bitches and Drinks. why don’t i get a blogger account? the authorities might recognize me and the grass hasn’t yet grown over the mounds in my backyard where i keep ed, plinky, douche vander and phah - bcs is a dastardly fool who keeps breaking out before the chloroform can set in.

i may be anonymous, but I am smart! not like everybody says.
 

This one is conflicting cause well he's flashing all the douche.


1) Chest Shave
2) Jesus bling
3) WTF is with the fur coat?

But at his age, I think a pass needs to be given considering after you reach a certain point in life you should be able to do anything you want.

Nah I change my mind again, he's a douche.
 

I'd like you to know that he prefers "Pelt Bag." Thank you very much!
 

@Troy Tempest,

Looks like you've got yourself a personal douche stalker. Kinda like a personal Jesus, but without the shitty drum machine, and twice the scent of infected taint. Let's see if you can make him dance.
 

careful Captain Bringdown. i have a map showing all the basements in the world. i may not know where you are today, but i will find you after i finish with TT.
 

Whoa. I'm gettin' slow. Can't believe it took me so long. Pfah (R.I.P.) would have nailed it instantly.

Troy, Captain: this is no ordinary anon bag we have on our hands here.





Hello, Doc. It's been a while.
 

*cues 1950's sci-fi shock music*

BOMP-BOMP-BAWWWWMMMMM!!!
 

Wheezer Wannabe said...
Is this....70s Record Producer 'Bag, at home?

11:43 AM



WTF? I spawned? I think I actually forgot that I had sex at some point in my life.....



SONNNNN!!!!!



Anyway, I don't think this is the same guy - different hair and all, and Leatherbag seems to cover his eyes when tanning.

Then he walks around with his eyes closed after painting fake eyeballs on his eyelids.
 

Ducksack knows nothing. doc is not me, nor i him. i am his faithful assistant, and together we will bring down this hcwdb regime, one blowhard at a time.

Ducksack, your time is coming. i have purchased a special lot in the field adjacent to my home where your 4'3" frame will fit quite nicely. it will be easy to find you and douchal head because all architects eat at Denny's on wednesday evenings.

now, where are you TT? your students can't possibly miss your next lecture on "how the government should control everything you do."
 

I feel left out. Maybe I should get out of mom's basement and go to Denny's on Wednesday nights.
 

@ Anon^

Okay Captain Bringdown, stop posing as an anon troll. The joke's not funny any more, and this is not the best way to express your homoerotic notions towards TT and DarkSock. I know you're mad at me, and I'm sorry.

Tell you what, I'll let you fuck me in the ass tonight, and then you can give me a rim job. Sound good?
 

Anonymous are you Andy Kaufman's ghost. This smells like the bad guy wrestler move. You know slightly amusing but fake as hell.
 

Ol guy was douchin' when I was at grammaws having a popsicle and watchin' George of the Jungle. Blondie to the right has a nice rack, I'd lick her armpit.
 

@Jacques,TT,Capt.& DS

Anon is not Doc, he's Freddo Corleone.

"I'm smart, and I want respect...I'm not dumb, like everybody says.

I got ideas..."

So do I. Here's one:

Fuck off.
 

Left Hott appears to be pregnant. Just sayin'...
 

who are wedgie, brad, and jackie? i've been lurking on the site since the early days and never seen or heard them before. obviously nothing decent has come from their lips or else i would have remembered it.

leave this to the professionals, children.

don't wheeze the douche, i left you out because i figure you are used to always being picked last.
 

@JC Van Docuhe
I'll go one further, I make her play my rusty trombone while I give her a dirty sanchez.
 

Now, what I lie to do with leather is tool it.

Leather tools, OH HOLY MARY MOTHER OF BLING,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

His tool

Their tools and hooters.

look LOOK.

TTHAT'S ALL FOLKS ON THE OO WORDS.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 

Hahah Nice no wheezing the Douche, Is that one yours? Lets get something straight, I am new to this blog. Being here longer doesn’t make you more legitimate. It just makes you more leathery, but no more real. Maybe I am wrong perhaps you are who you say, but I don’t buy it. So flame on Johnny blaze because it's mildly amusing.
 

Just the faintest hint of headshine but lacking cock & balls; however, how many Cheetos had to die in their fiery re-entry through gizzled sagmanboob hair? The forehead-to-chest Cheetoshine ratio is out of whack and has me confused and a little scared. Cowgirl halfhotts and Leatherbags' semi-earnest visage degrade the wank score, but the whole fiasco is worthy of stage 3 derision. Lets hope to not see this again.
 

His priestly golden cross nestles
in the niche of chest mimicking
cleavite. Yet the broads' boobie-racks command more respeck, what the heck.
 

That douche looks like the owner of sunset tan
 

Who the FUK leaked Denny's???
 

Emulating Siegfried and Roy has really paid off for the Leatherbag.
 

what would it be like if Leatherbag has a stalker?

by the by, i'm starting to suspect Anonystalker might be Spurs Fan in disguise.
 

@anon 5:34

Nice logic; "I've been here longer, so I'm better"

Thanks for the tip, Edsel.
 

"Doc" gets outed here in case anyone wanted to know about that.



*sniffle*

He outed me about always being picked last, especially in gym class. Bastard. And he used my old name ("Don't Wheeze the Douche!").....though I don't know why that's important.

But all the memories of being picked last in gym class, having everyone pointing and laughing at me, are pretty much why I spend all my time in Mom's basement reading my comic books and dreaming of having superpowers to foil those dastardly trolls. Yeah, I'll show 'em someday! I'll show 'em!

*sniffle*



Tito, get me some tissue.....Jermaine, stop teasing!
 

@ Wheezer:

It goes deeper than that with Doc.

He was actually one of the Ancients: way back 43 years ago, when the pics were in black and white and the text in 12 point pica, on 2006 Doc was actually elevated to "Zen 'Bag Master" status by DB1 himself:

"2006 Douchie Award: Zen 'Bag Master -- Doc, whose volume of pic hunting was not high in quantity, but absolutely fantastic in douche quality. The man is a sushi chef of 'bag hunting, a Minimalist masterworker in the vein of a Frank Stella painting or Robert Bresson film. Doc waits for his moment, still as Schiavo, then strikes with lighting quickness. For that, he earns a well deserved 2006 Douchie."

But then something dark happened. No one can say exactly what it was. And by someone I mean me, because I showed up only a couple of years ago. You'd have to ask one of the surviving Ancients, such as Mitch Meats.

Here endeth the lesson.

End of line.*




*see how I did that? Two nerdy movie references in one? You like that, don't you? DON'T YOU?
 

Some say....Doc IS DB1....
 

Nice curing job. I wanna make a purse out of this guy's taint.
 

ugh, it's Bob Kelso from "Scrubs"
 

This guy is on Sunset Tan, a Douchie Award Winner in 2008.
 

OMG....He wore the vest last Saturday to the PB Mansion! He needs to be stopped!