"No, I'm not smoking. I just wave this thing around to make my penis look bigger"
 

don't worry there, little bottle blonde. Your tits haven't moved an inch since they were grafted on.
 

His head DOES look like my toilet brush! That's it. I'm throwing it out.

-- Coosh
 

So when did douchebags start shopping at Jumping Jimenez's Furniture Resale and Tamale Shop?
 

I would be staring at my boobs all day too if I had a rack like that...
 

I'd like to personally test if that brush can clean all the way under the rim.
 

It was nice of the photographer to Photoshop out the jet of pink, Kool-Aid and vodka puke coming out of blondie's mouth.
 

Poop smash!
 

Blondie, no one can see the dried semen between your concrete funbags.

We're focusing on the insecure brunette who'll prolly give up the nappy just to spite you.
 

Flushy, as in:

He flushied away any shot at a serious relationship by sporting a faux hawk and pursuing all things douche

He flushied his career away before he even got out of high school

He flushies away his paychecks before he's even earned them on bad clothes, drugs, drink, and fake tittied bleeth

He flushied away his first marriage because he's a douchebag and couldn't keep his dick in his pants

He flushied away any shot at being a better father than his own dad when he started killing brain cells with spray paint propellants at the ripe old age of 12

He flushied away his health and sexual vitality by not investing a few dollars in condoms

Mr. Flushy, an example to children everywhere.
 

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No Blue Dress, that's not splooge dripping down the gap between your legs.

It's what's left of your pride, dignity, and self respect.

Not much left, was there?
 

@ Mr. Scrotato Head

Damn you! I was just ready to make that same joke.

Ok, so onto plan B...

"Mr. Flushy, could you use that retarded haed of your to sweep away those freckles on my chest?"

"Baby, those ain't freckels."

"How do you know? He he."

"They're movin'. Look like my soldiers are driving north!"
 

Perox-Blondie: "Oh shit! I think my dignity just fell down between my boobs!"
 

Blonde: "Shit, did my IUD fall out again?"
 

Blondie figures that most people would only recognize the top of her head . . .
 

You people have it all wrong, and need to give Karina some credit. Just before this picture was snapped she realized "Oh my god, this is going to end up on HCWDB and no one is going to realize this is just my stupid cousin!" She she quickly ducked down to save what little self-respect she had left.

That, and to give us all a nicer look down her shirt. Bend over a little more next time.
 

I have one of those right inside my front door to scrape off the horseshit.
 

His head isn't just in the shape of an Absolut vodka bottle, it IS an Absolut vodka bottle. You want proof: Here's a photo of the back of his head, from a different angle, later that same night.
 

Mr White: you are correct, sort of.

There was no photoshop work done - the photo was snapped a fraction of a second BEFORE she hurled up her appletinis.

Her hair is so fakeyblonde, it's almost as disgusting as Flushies hairy grease pod. The brunette is not a significant improvement - the mascara emphasizes the hardness in her eyes. She has that cold stare of disgust brought on by narcissistic personality disorder and poor education.

And to top it all off, the drunken doofball who took the picture figured that the dutch angle of the Batman tilt looks "cool". Nice job there, Fritz. You're probably as big a douche as your buddies in the picture.
 

Doctor Clement Von Kegelgunt just shrugged his shoulders and asked the crowd to look the other way, as Evelyn stared down at the spreading puddle of fetal membranes and amniotic fluid between her shuddering legs.
 

Dammit 'Sock, that link was perilously close to BCS' status...
 

We intercepted this bag as he was arriving at one of our major airports from an eastern European nation. We had reason to believe that the women traveling with him were in fact underage sex slaves, brought to this great nation of ours to serve as prostitutes.

Per government procedure, we applied legal, though ethically "questionable" techniques to determine if the women in question were in fact, prostitutes. These techniques included, but were not limited to: lap dances, anal play, double-ended jelly donging, felatio, forced felatio, post-anal-play forced felatio, gang rape, water sporting, and after sex pillow talk.

Following six weeks of intense investigation we determined that the two ladies in question were in fact his nieces.

On a side note, my doctor expects my crabs to clear up within the week at which point I will be released to full duty protecting the borders, and legal resident whores, of this great nation.
 

There's a "no smoking" sign directly in back of Mr. Flushy and his cigarette. Awesome.

What kind of fourth rate club is this, anyhow? Place looks like a total shithole. Bare drywall and they don't even clean the floor when someone shits on it.
 

Here, now, there isn't a one of you who wouldn't jump blondie and her cleavage's bones in a heart beat.
 

Was this picture taken in a stable? If it was then I get the whole motif. Blondie has just lost her first colt during birth, Turdburgular in the middle is there to sweep up the mess, and Pinkie Longface is the new mare.
 

Somewhere there is a 3rd grader in trouble for coming home from Class Photo Day without his corduroy blazer...

Those two chicks look like they are one missed shift at Hooters away from hooking.
 

I say we give blondie-boobs a pass. She may in fact have developed a proto-greico-immunity, as evidenced by her obvious shame at the thought of having her picture taken with this vertical dogshit pile. She may have hit bottom here and is starting to claw her way back to humanity. The worst is over, hon. Come back to the light, blondie-boobs! And by the light, I mean Mr. White's van. And by Mr. White's van, I mean the worst may not actually be over yet.
 

I am sorry for the lack of originality, but he looks soooooo much like a fucking toilet brush... hey, but look at the right of him. Boobies!
 

Nice suckle worthy titties in blue and pink (classic), and he is poo. It's a travesty that he's even in the same room as the two hotts pictured. What else can be said?
 

Blondie: "Oopsie! I seemed to have dropped and then stepped on my digin.....dingirt.....what's 'dignity'?"

Well miss, it's the opposite of the feeling you had when you decided to endure a night out with this Spartan spunkpuddle.
 

Blond:

"Fuck! I dropped my last Valtrex!"
 

Hey Flushy? Who is "Nosmo King" anyway? I see his name on the sign behind you, right above your Virginia Slim Light.
 

Be sure to give him a swirly before you change it.

Just a reminder.
 

It's not a mohawk, it's a TaintWow.

--VS
 

every time i flush a toilet, i think of my days working at the Annacis Island Wastewater Treatment Plant.

and i also think of Mr. Flushy.