Open auditions for Madame Pudderfly start today.
 

Donnie Dorko....now appearing at Kim Chee's Buffet in Reno.
 

Barry Pepper was in....

We Were Soldiers

Flags of Our Fathers

and

3: The Dale Earnhardt Story

Get your facts straight DB1.

I smell like moldy ham and wigs.
 

@lesbian thermos

To be fair, I think DB1's hypothesis that Pepper's career "hasn't taken off" is still valid, given that list of projects.

Regarding the picture: If you have to have Asian girls kneel and crouch around you to make you look tall, you are not bad ass. Nor are you tall.
 

Pepper was also in 61, Green Mile, Enemy of the State and Saving Private Ryan.

But Battlefield Earth is still one of the worst movies ever made. And bless Barbarino, because he wakes up next to Kelly Preston, but that is one f***ed up cult. I say Barry gets a kitchen pass.
 

Dennis told the promoter of the Tokyo Auto Show he'd only sign the papers for the new Mitsubishi if the models would pose with him.
 

That guy looks like Macauly Culkin.


The greatness that was POO.
 

I would have titled this photo "Six Wongs do not make a White".
 

They were oblivious to the stealthy approach of Lamp, until they all heard the dreaded

*CLICK*

Then all went black. Forever.
 

Vince Shlomi, prosthetic tongue tip in place, proclaims "YOU'RE GONNA LUFF MY MIGHDY LAMPH MADE FROM HUMAN THSKIN!"
 

What's the point of this giant whicker basket? Never mind, I get it now. These folks are tiny.

What's the deal with this photo anyhow? What jackassery is this supposed to be promoting?

Battlefield Earth kinda killed Barry's credibility as a leading man. You take top billing in a log like that, there's gotta be consequences.
 

I won't say exactly what I'd like to do with this bevy of asian delights; but it would involve peanut oil, a statue of the Buddha, almond cookies, two gallons of saki, a case of Tsing Tao, and a rooster named Frank.

AV
 

Model at 1:00 has not mastered the art of smiling adoringly at a stinking pile of crap. This photo is the final exam for all aspiring models before being allowed to pose with Sony products or appear as booth babes at geek shows. Poor 1:00 is now destined to a career of executive handjobs while the remainder are crated off to the Tokyo Game Show. Nature can be cruel at times, but it's really for the best.
 

Vita Soy! It make you big and strong!
 

i would pour honey on these rather plain Asian cheerios.

Why not just buy the honey nut cheerios mom?

I'll never know why...
 

@ Mr. White

Upon further review, I agree with your sentiment. Barry Pepper is a black stain on an otherwise fairly white pair of underwear.

Does his shirt say "PUD"?
 

also, DarkSock 8.08:

if anything should ever happen to DB1, like maybe DonkeyDouche tracks you down after his parole, please appoint DarkSock as successor to this empire.
 

Why is he flexing when he has the muscle structure of a young Haley Joel Osmond?
 

He may not look imposing now, but these women know when Johnny puts on his Godzilla suit, he's one of Japan's most honorable, and well-respected actors.
 

This is a rare picture where the photographer was able to assemble six non-hot Asian chicks. There is one collective boob between the six of them. Well, two if you count Blowflex Douche in the middle.

I am happy to report that I have better muscle tone than this dude and have bagged more Asian chicks. At least that's what I tell people.
 

"So I've got six pretty cute Asain chicks circled up around me.

"What should I do next?"

"I know, the ol' double biceps pose, yeah, that'll really close the deal."





Moron.
 

this is the first time i've ever actually read a comment by Jonezy (8:34) because i usually just read Darksock's comments, but i think he's right.
 

I would like to call everyone's attention to the lower back of Lower Right Vaguely Asian model. The refreshing lack of tramp stamp, and the moderate underwear peek, plus the overall lovely shape should be appreciated. Also, right above the waistband I detect a nicely formed concave feature that I like to call The Target. It causes me great joy to be a human being when I see these things. It also causes a rush of blood to my penis.

Overall there are about half of these girls that I would give my full attention. The other half would get about half of my attention.

The douche in the middle gets my full scorn.
 

The four in front can't see the stains, but the two in back can. Facial expressions say it all.
 

Robert Palmer updated his old video, "Might As Well Face It, I'm Addicted To Pud"
 

Generally agree with LDC's comment at 8:42 re: non-hotts but the one on the lower right makes me feel tingly.
 

Anon 8:50

Actually, I am Jonezy, so take that post with a grain of salt.



Wait, no; I'm actually Crucial Head...?


Dammit I can't remember anymore; I'll need to get the flow chart back out. I think I'm everyone here except you and Mr. White.

Anyway, no one here could never fill DB1's shoes.

Because they'd become a diabetic and die.
 

When the IT guy pulled the CPU case apart it became clear that the Master Control Program was corrupted by the Douche virus.
 

@darksock

I thought you were Ashfish? Damn, now I'm confused again.

The lower back curve and underwear peek at 5:00 is delightful. However, my face still looks like the girl at 11:00.
 

Does bottom left have a rotting belly button?
 

I'm probably alone on this one, but I kinda liked Battlefield Earth. Caught it on a sick day on a movie station. To be fair, the whole cult thing was lost on me (probably the NyQuil). I thought it was a nice little scifi movie, nothing more.

Of course, I will sit through anythihng.
 

Dark Sock's only actual alter-ego is "Anonymous 8:50"
 

@"Lesbian Thermos" Ernie Tubesock ^10:06

No, that's just where she attaches her colostomy bag.
 

When did Macaulay Culkin 1) start working out 2) get douchified?
 

@ Douche Wayne^

If you liked Battlefield Earh, you might also like Kevin Costner's Waterworld or The Postman.

Or maybe not.
 

Bwahaha those honeys are laughing at mr biceps. Those two at the front right are luscious especially the one with her lacy bloomers showing.
 

This is Barry Pepper's younger brother, the doctor.

I believe the asian sextet believes Dr. Pepper is a contraceptive.
 

Upon further review, there shirts say "EW", and how appropriate that is.

Is that the lead singer from Sum 41? I wish his mom would've had an abortion.
 

What is this species?
 

Well according to Clinko historians, the species is called "douche".
 

Douche?
 

Yes
 

I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango.
 

Dr. DB loved Barry Peppers in his favorite movie Saving Private Ryan. Also loved him in Green Mile. Haven't seen the others on his list so I shall remember him fondly. This photo does not deter the Dr. since he too would likely do something foolish in the midst of a similar ring of asian fire.

Dr. DB, Barry Peppers apologist, and first person talker
 

6 out of 7 people in this photo are actually men.
 

"Well, what I mean by that, sir, is... if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir... pack your bags, fellas, war's over. Amen."

Private Daniel Jackson
 

Yeah, imagine the racial pride these ladies felt when doucheboy here said "I want you all to kneel, bow, or hang on me. Like you're all really into me. You chicks down front make with the geisha girl fan-hand thing. In the back, I want you to massage my massive biceps, and look like it makes you real horny."

After this, all six went out for shots of Jager to blot out the memory, then wahed it down with Drano to blot out the shame.
 

Though he'd eagerly agreed to be filmed in the starring role, Otto was about to find out the meaning of the movie's title: SCAT Eating Extravaganza!!
 

Where's Waldouche takes a break and muscles in on a bevy of beauties while miming a puddy-wanker.
 

Don't forget he also played Roger Maris in 61*. I friggin' hate sports, but I dig sports movies for some reason. I can't explain that one, either.

Where can I get a six pack of PTP Asian girls? I just want to dress them up like baby dolls and have then follow me around, giggling all day.
 

So I guess he's thinkin' about that dream he had the other night were he dresses up in his best black tee shirt and black jeans and pretends he's the newest version of Godzilla.

Watch out ladies, Choadzilla is here to stomp on your wicker basket city.

Oh no, they say he's got to go Chodazilla....
 

Mayor McDouche at 9:02 FTW!
 

these semi-hotts must be into compensated dating. beware of engaging in compensated dating with Pud though, ladies - you might spontaneously combust.
 

what is it with asian women? they are either with some non asian guy that is a total douchebag , a real goofy nerd or some old man. they need their own hot chick with douchebag site. i have seen tons of those women with guys that make u shake your head in disgust.