this guy is a much bigger douchebag than poopaloompa.
 

Talk about rage inducing. A sultry brunette looks back over her shoulder and gives me a look that could undo my fly's zipper and then and inch to the left of that is an Ed Hardy donning out-of-work Patrick Swayze stunt double.

Her dress could be tighter though.
 

Why interrupt a perfectly good lap dance to take a picture?
 

Droopy the Bag says:
Only you can prevent crotch rot.
Me? My dong looks like a decomposing fallen tree being rooted from the inside out by termites and fungus. Only with more fungus.
 

What is this, a screen shot of Karl Childers in the sequel to Scrote Blade?

"I was thinkin' I could use me another couple cans o' that potted meat if ya got any extree."
 

Mmmmmm...wanna gnaw on that shoulder.

But then I'd be mere inches from the punchable smugness of douche.

Shana, could you just lift your knee quickly? There ya go, much better. Now, where was I? Oh yes, shoulder munch...



-noobbag
 

I WANT YOU ARMY FOR THE DOUCHEBAG ARMY!
 

No thanks Pudwick, I've got a drink of my own. Much as I'd like to try a mixture of semen, creatine powder, diarrhea, and 'Naty, I'll have to pass. Yes, I know, it does look good on you.

By the way, nice pink shirt. I look good in pink too...




Wait for it.








Wait for it.






Wrapped tight around my penis.
 

@ Anon 9:36-

Please keep me out of this, I'm a pacifist. Now mark it 8, Dude.

Shana is like the upper-middle class-man's Kate Beckinsdale.

Army of Douche-ness
 

I think we're too late, Hunters and Huntresses - it appears someone already gave Pudwick a gaping entry wound in his skull. There's splatter all over his hat, and that's grey matter on the wall behind him.

I'll leave it up to our Regs in the armed forces to debate what caliber ordinance was responsible.
 

I can haz ass pear?
 

Oh. My. God.
Her ass has the power to perfectly replicate itself in peoples chins! She is only stamping this bag with her own special foxy bag tag. Hottest bag-huntress ever.
 

This picture breaks my heart so much, that i finally had to get an account
 

I always thought my old high school janitor would never amount to anything but look at him. Yo go Mr. Kowalski!

Does Jason Seahorn know that his wife is out with this douche? I always loved Angie Harmon in Law and Order. Fuck the plot line, she was smokin' hot.
 

If this douchebag needs to be beaten half to death, then the photographer needs to be beaten to fully to death for missing half this hott's fabulous ass. If anyone has a link to the uncropped image, please post a link. I really need to see the full photo, for, ummm, personal reasons.
 

Why is she about to fellate this guy?

REALLY Shana? Did Daddy f**k you up that bad?

Truckstop Pud would look much better under a truck tire.
 

@ Mr. Scrotato Head

Where did you find out/learn about The Young Ones? That shit with Vyvyan was hysterical. Are they out on DVD or something? I would definitely pick them and Faulty Towers up.
 

I would just like to address the distressing lack of artistic input on the part of today's photographers.




And by artistic input, I mean bending Shana over and re-shooting with the lens pressed up against her black satin ass, with pudwick occupying at most 10 pixels in the upper left corner of the crop.


@Archdoucheis: If that dress were any tighter, she'd be outside it! :P

Her present company accepted, I like where Shana's going with her Caterina Murino/Casino Royale vibe.
 

This photo is truly upsetting. I'm going to go shower.c F@ck!
 

Nice ass. The bag is Homeless Bob, nothing to see here people, move on.
 

Lovely girl, too bad Mr. Buttchinian stuck his mug so close for this pic. I can't figure out how to squint so he is not visible, otherwise I might use this one later.

Ed Hardy has invaded middle America, just like methamphetamine before him.

It's a pick 'em as to who is doing more damage.
 

@Douche Wayne

I believe it was a 40. As in...

I think this guy is dead and his shirt costs more than forty dollars, I'll just take it then...no harm done...ooo he's getting a little stiff...maybe I should...
 

@Eugene S. Crabs

Welcome to Camp Crystal Meth!

Open 24/7...we never sleep!
 

@Mars Vulva

You say it like it was a bad thing.
 

"GET TO THE POOPA!"
 

Pudwick never was good at impressions.
 

She is hot, with a sexy outfit. He just blew his entire paycheck.
 

He looks like Smoot after a six month crystal meth binge. She looks like Smoot's girl before hers.
 

@ Dr. Bunsen

I think Comedy Central used to play reruns of The Young Ones at 1 am. Hysterical - I remember one episode Motorhead showed up out of nowhere playing the Ace of Spades as the lads did Benny Hill-type slapstick.

And thanks to my parents, I was raised on a healthy dose of Faulty Towers.
 

This guy looks like a janitor.

- Douchey Smurf
 

@Douche Wayne... "The Young Ones" were awesome. Particularly Vivian.
 

@doc bunsen

MTV played (somewhat edited versions) of The Young Ones back in the day...that is, back before there was nothing on the channel except Miley Cyrus and The Hills. The whole run of The Young Ones is available on DVD.

Extra-super-ditto on Angie Harmon. Just the voice alone is enough to make me feel all melty. And by "melty," I mean fully erect.
 

Hey! Can I borrow some gas money?
 

Poop Smash!

He's no match for me.
 

I thought Carl got life in the looney bin for killing Doyle. Apparently he escaped and now operates several meth labs. He should maintain a lower profile.

AV
 

@Roblowesucksass,

Awesome avatar!
 

2009 Douchie Nominee for "Best Ass Pear in Skin Tight Black Leather Dress."

Send it to the press, Alexa will not be denied in this catagory, especially since her ass just invented it.
 

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a chance to hear the light 'swooshing' of Shana's ass creating friction against her satin dress as she walked into a quiet library reading room today.
 

@Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Damn work for tying me up all morning. Mr. White is correct. I used to watch the Young Ones on MTV during my college days. Even funnier when you are lit up. My favorite bit is when an atomic bomb has fallen through into the flat and Vyvyan is doing everything he can to make it explode. At one point he takes a sledge hammer and wails away at it. We ran it in slow motion and you can see the handle bending under the blow. Might not sound like much but it truly is hysterical.

Mr. White, thanks much for the link. Now I know what Mrs. Scrotato Head can get me for Christmas.

At Spirit-of-the-Douchehive. Welcome. Looking forward to your posts.

I've seen several new (well, new to me) 'hunters over the past week or so. Nice to see the community grow.
 

Hey Rubber Duckie you got your ears on? I hear Pudwick got pulled over by the Bears at mile marker 69 an writ up for havin' the sheriffs nephew in the sleeper. I always wondered why he was haulin for Closet Maid
 

Hey Vern! Vern! It's me, Vern! Vern could you be a dear and refill my margarita? That's a good boy Vern.
 

"GET THAT THAR CAM'RA OUTTA MAH FACE, BOAH! I DUN'T NEED NOBODY SEEIN' ME WIT' SOME GIRL! THIS HERE'S A GENTLEMEN'S CLUB! SHE'S JUST TAKIN' MAH DRINK ORDER. YEP!"

Minutes later, Peaches walks up.

Peaches: "Dad? Is that you? But I thought.....I mean, when you and Mom split up, I thought it was.....because of you and Bruce.....?"
 

Brian? Brian Bosworth? I loved you in Stone Cold man. Can I have your autograph? That movie kicked ass! "These colors don't run!" that was some classic shit man.
 

"Hey you! You wit da camera! You tell my wife I'm making out wit our hawt step-dawter, I'll throw my studded trucka hat at cha!"
 

Mmmnow you juss gonna hafta gimme that there camra boy, cuz my wife'll break my nuts into cracka crumbs if she sees this...
 

Dr. Bunsen & Mr. White:

Please provide a new formula for this guy; the previous one doesn't work here.

Then again, my calculator has big multicolored keys, and plays "Elmo's Song" whenever I turn the power on.
 

The Ol' Stick you butt out trick, huh?
 

OK, I said in the Bowzer thread I wasn't gonna get philosophical on you all, but I lied.

"UNCLE PUDWICK WANTS YOU!" (But he needs to be wearing his Douchenited State in America outfit for this to work...oh wait, he is.)
 

However much he is paying you for the lap dance, it is not nearly enough.

What a hottie. That ass. Those eyes. That knowing look that says: "For $100, I'll rub myself on you, too".

Love ya, Shana.
 

Hope he's wearing a condom
 

How dare he even consider putting his fuckstop cudstick into her fine, black satin ass.

And how dare she turn around and let us know she approves.

Let us "Break-her, break-her." Nine-o.

Me-oh-my-oh!
 

at this point i'm kinda torn between Pudwick and Fingerbag in the next weekly.

but if there is photographed footage of Pudwick actually hondling Shana, that would work greatly in his favor.

and by favor, i mean 500lb of bloodworms.
 

Back to the unemployment line...Pudwick.
 

"No, YOU rock man!"

Wait a minute...





POTTED PORCH BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Genius!
 

@ Wedgie: you alone see the truth
 

Can this guy be anymore of a DOUCHE? (probably) WTF is up with the point? "Kid's remember to ALWAYS wear your (douchey) Ed Hardy...makes you a real man...like myself."

SHE IS WAAAAY TOO HOTT TO EVEN BE SEEN WITH THIS CLOWN. It makes me frown :(
 

It's gone beyond sexual attraction for me.
I feel the butterflies of love giving my heart a reach around.
Hall of Hott all the way.
 

Cameraman: "Hey you look familiar1"
Trucker Douche: "That rest stop fling was just that. A FLING!"