Barrrrrfff
 

My god that guy is GORGEOUS
 

One string of anal beads to rule them all.
 

What the hell is that thing? Get it off! Get it off!
If Satan and Elizabeth Taylor had a tranny love child, that is what it would look like.
 

So he washed off all the poo, yet the smell remains.

They never learn, do they?
 

And NOW, at the Vivian Beaumont Theatre, starring as Ming the Dinkyless, in the Broadway Musical remake of Flash Gordon, is...
 

Mom thinks he's just soooo cute.
 

I think there is some law requiring "employing" one of these at every Kinkos.
 

I still chortle to myself when I think about Scrotato Head's link to that picture of Scar from Lion King.
 

Nice to see that Poopa still pulls some fine Grade D tail though.
 

Poopa's a hermaphrodite if I ever saw one.

Which I haven't , thankfully. I have seen a dude with a vestigial tail. Those things are fucking cool...

.. If you ever have a kid born with a vestigial tail, don't chop it off, it may contain super powers.
 

Hay Creatch, I'll be at the game tonight. Maybe I'll see you there.

Gonna watch The Men of Troy feck some Beavers up.

Starting at approximately 2pm, I will begin travelling down the inebriation highway... full throttle.

After seeing Poopa again, I better start a little early.
 

I see Crucial's rolling out of bed at the crack of noon as am I.


Nothing makes the Crown Royal buzz go longer than prescription Vicodin.

A few hours in the dentist's chair and boom!, another thirty days supply courtesy of that gum gouging, masochistic drill grinding, let the water build up in your mouth so it runs down your neck in a really uncomfortable way sicko I love to call "Doctor EndoOuch".
 

"I sold my ass to Satan and all I got was this stupid baseball cap"
 

Creatch/Croosh,

So do you guys think the Trojans will penetrate the Beavers' defenses? Repeatedly?
 

These woman look so pleased to be seen with him? He looks like Seabiscuit and Pizza the Hut's aborted love child... I wish I was a vet so I could put this guy out of his own misery.
 

You mean to tell me this GORGEOUS example of a man can't get better chicks than this??

My goodness Poop, you have Zero taste in women.

ASvB
 

Michael Jackson just keeps getting whiter...

@ Crucial bring back a Beaver pelt, & fight on!

on a completely different note, I've been keeping an eye peeled in Forbes mag for emerging billionaires, & oddly, HJBBAD hasn't shown up yet. a flaw in his flawless plan?????????????
 

Hawk The Slayer lives!!!
 

Gah! It does exist!
 

Hey Crucial, on yer way to Corvallis you should stop off in Eugene and visit me. I owe you a preemptive sympathy drink for the when your boys roll through Autzen Stadium to get their asses handed to them!
 

Seriously though, football is frikin' gay.
 

JCVD - nice!

Croosh - remember - it's just a game.

And the female in this photo is prettier than the one before and resembles a girl in HS I had a crush on for about a week. Then I actually talked to her for more than 5 minutes and BANG - lost interest.

And this guy just FUCKING OOZES Greico virus. Correct me if I'm wrong, but in this photo he seems to have invented a new and even douchier douche innovation:

a black terrycloth robe UNDERNEATH an Ed Hardy hoodie.

Fucking amazing. This guy - he's not pulling the hotts like some do, (viz oldbag, Cheez, etc.) but holy shit... He's like right up there with Fung and Gator and the other true Greats. If he doesn't win the Annual just on the strength of his evil douche gaze, then he deserves a place in the hall of Scrote, for an effort as utterly fucking retarded as his definitely does not deserve to go unrecognised.

And by unrecognised, I mean, unpunished. and by punish, I mean the WORLD needs to know what kind of a hangnail this crapgobbling dorkmonster is.

And Big Smile Blondie - don't smile - you are in the presence of POO. Run! Run back to your accounting class at community college!
 

Is it just me or did he look less douchey in orange?
 

ruggbutt at 12:46 .....

Everything looks better in oranbge!
 

He is a handsome devil.

not
 

AdolfSkroatler@gmail.com
 

That was weird, I must of made 2 Skroatler accounts in the past.

The one with the pic is the good one.
 

I betcha he smokes the occasional pole.

Thoughts??

ASvB
 

This guy scares me.

His chick scares me.

His hat scares me.
 

Are those anal beads around his neck?
 

HOS!!
 

I second von Baggenstein's pole smoking accusation. It's a guarantee considering he's wearing guyliner.
 

His trying to look "badass" with the gay guyliner just makes me angry. And by angry, I mean aroused. No, wait, I just mean angry.
 

Give the guy a break.
Your face would look like that too if your shpincter was constantly ravaged and never allowed to heal properly.
 

Like they always say: “it’s only just a game…

…if you lose.” Heh heh.

Ironically, I never cared much for sports before I met my wife’s family. I never attended a game in my five years at SC. But drinking with buddies, watching an event without a predetermined outcome, and ogling SC’s fine Song Girls is a mighty fine way to spend a 75 degree mid-October afternoon. Too bad I gotsta smuggle my booze into the stadium these days. Stupid campus police.

I’ll be sure to bring back a Beaver pelt or two - since they’re from Oregon, they’re sure to be plenty furry, matted and downright stinky. Good enough to keep Creatch warm on those blustery winter mornings when it dips down to 50 degrees, though.

And Eugene will be a scary place to play the Ducks. And I don’t mean the team, I mean their incredibly douchie uniforms. But there be no way in Hades that I’m leaving the comforts of my living room for that game Jaques Doucheteau. You can pour one out for me while you’re there though… hopefully in silence as we march up and down Autzen with our swords held high.

Fight on!

And… douche on my brothers!

(There, how’s that for an annoying diatribe that had nothing to do with this pic. Bring it Doc… bring it!)
 

Professional Rim Jobatrician.

No doubt 'bout it.
 

@ The Heir Bag

Good Point
 

@ Anon 1:42

Sh!it, milk came flying out my nose!
(strange, 'cause I wasn't drink'n milk)

ASvB
 

Where on God's good earth does he find his clothes??

Jeeze, do they have stores that sell this gay stuff? Really? Reallllly??

ASvB
 

To think of the naughty things he has done to her with those beads and/or she has done to him with those beads, makes me sick.

Ohhhh, just thought about it again, and I do believe she has anal bead poo on her fingers. Yikes!!

ASvB
 

Fußball
 

I'm still trying to think about Pizza the Hut hittin off Seabiscuit d-style
 

Do you reckon this guy was enrolled in ballet class when he was young?

ASvB
 

She has the prettiest white teeth I ever came across. =]

ASvB
 

DarkSock, don't you have this same hat at home?
 

My wife is flying in shortly, gots 2 comment while I can.
 

Is this douche giving us the zoolander look?

Yah. No. You can keep your Ben Stiller looks.
 

What do you think her dad thought when Kim brought home this huge pile of poo?

"oh goody"

Nope!
 

50th
 

turd ball looks pretty gay to me. Douchechick isn't all that. I might fart in her face, but i'll pass on some sex w/ that tranny!
 

This guy doesn't even look real to me. He needs really wispy hair and a gayer outfit and he'd totally look like he belongs in a Final Fantasy game. One that has a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transalvania.
 

The Poompa sure puts a lot of effort into douching it up, but doesn't seem to be getting the Hott payoff...
 

What a magnificant bastard almost applies here, ok not even close..i'm still at a loss for words here..As close as i can get is that yes it still looks to me like something you would find at the bottom of a migrant workers porta potty
 

Notre Dame has a wide receiver named, "Royal Taint".


Look it up...
 

^ isn't it "Golden Taint"? as in bullseye by Mr. White
 

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The significance of the Loompa is change. Caterpillar into chrysalis or Poopa, from thence into beauty. Our Billy wants to change, too.
 

His facial expression is indictative of serious assplay.
 

Just noticed...

That freckle/spot thing above his lip doesn't make an appearance in pooaloompa's more orange shot.
 

This guy watched way too much Zoolander. He's doing that "Magnum" thing.
 

Thanks for ruining my morning by posting this guy again DB1 , fuck him and his anal bead necklace .
 

SATANBAG!!!
 

The Poompa represents and encapsulates the moment when Douche culture jumped the shark (by it's own standards).

Seriously I don't even think Jersey taint or Stage-4 Miami/Scottsdale Bags would claim him. The Poompa is a separate Genus unto himself.

Then again, maybe he represents the natural evolution of the Douche Bag in that he's some kind of mutated Super Bag?

Then again, he looks like he is the product of some lab in New Mexico, so maybe Natural Selection has nothing to do with it?
 

If Satan and Cris Angel had a child...
 

Stockholm syndrome
 

Why the loooong face, Poop?
 

Beelzebub has a douchebag put aside for me,
For me,
for meeeeeeeee!
 

@ pv1 8:34 PM,

now i'm tempted to create another Blogger account named "Stockholm Syndrome".

in fact, if i was DB1, i probably would've named this blog Stockholm Syndrome. these 2 words summarizes the entire douche / hott relationship with more terrifying efficacy than Poopaloompa.
 

Kim's face says, "Yes! This picture is totally going to be on Hot Chicks with Douchebags!"

Well, you were right Kim, you were right.

Hope it was worth catching SARs, Swine Flu, and the clap from a single hug.
 

Geauiueix Saints

hell is it even futboll season yet?

I'm out fishing for speckled trout in Port Sulpher LA for 3 days with the lads so you guys carry the fight.
An olde draftsman töldę me about a Kentucky Bourbon a while back...made by cheap swill makers Ancient Age...called Ancient Ancient Age. No really.

Bought a 5th last night for the fishing trip; on sale for $12.89...... too bad. I drank half last night, the rest tonight. it beats 10 year olde Charter, Knob Creek, & dare I say it...Maker's Märk.

I am somewhat hammered but taking it like a Mang...
 

Darksock on a 3 day tour with the boys and no Ginger or MaryAnne?

I pray the Ancient Ancient will provide the necessary lube.

Samurai Scrote speed boss. We'll hold down ye olde forte.
 

I'll try and stay in the boat this time
 

Poop is only good when it leaves us. No one wants a turd that won't flush. Be gone poop, back to the sewer, where you belong.
 

You know when you have to shit so bad you have to stand up to finish it? That shit is this guy. You always regret checking out a Poop.
 

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute works the suburban housewife set in Kenosha, Wisconsin.
 

@ Skid

"You know when you have to shit so bad you have to stand up to finish it?"

ermm...no...?

Damn, dude. You need more bran, less porch beef.
 

I wrote that for the visual effect. It made me think of Poop. Porch meat, while high on the food pyramid, should never be consumed in large quantities. Fun Fact: Porch meat has been banned in 37 countries.
 

Sorry Darksock. I know it is a disturbing image, but so is Poopa.
 

There was this Barbie in the '60's called "Color Magic Barbie". When you got her hair wet, it changed color. To change it back, you dunked it in [I think] vinegar.

I think Poopaloompa, with his uncanny ability to change between white and orange, just may the elusive "Douche Magic Ken."
 

Even Oxyclean won't rid us of the poo stains.

Nor oxycontin rid me of the headache from viewing this.
 

Looks like this guy may have amassed a body of work, and (as opposed to the previous during his 'orange phase') this chick is legit hott.

He's got some strong douchechops, he may go all the way.

--VS
 

He's wearing a Guy Fuckes mask
 

Poopa has a rat shit femur and machine gun eyes that shoot sapphire butt plugs with names like Debbie and Kate etched in them in Cypress font; his cockk looks like an armless Don Imus in drag.

He cannot be stopped, even with a wall of bacon.
 

Poopa has only one emotion: heat rash.
 

Poopa high-fives with his always-bare feet.
 

Poopa drives an '83 Maytag washer tricked out with a flame paint job and a big ass spoiler made of bear.
 

Poopa holds his fork stationary while his Soccer Mom Slaves move the table around under it. He uses pudding skin condoms and screeches like a dying donkey when he ejaculates.
 

Usually into a rusty coffee can
 

Poopaloompa's last name is PipeFarter.


True Story.
 

He's making a face like he just ate a lemon.



Out of her asshole.




After Croosh dug a box of Nerds out of it, with his big toe.
 

I think the Poopaloompa is actually Jafar from Aladdin.
 

Richard Ramirez got out of jail? He looks pretty good after all these years.
 

Poopaloompa sought out Samurai Scrote's plastic surgeon to acquire Japanese eyes.

Ended up with porch beef and Hillary Swank's big teeth....in the form of a toothy blonde indicating he only has four inches.
 

Cheez get jok nauw. Eu take wurd an mayk jok bi makin it sownd lik ahnuthr wurd. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Poopaloompa! HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Funi. Bcuz we ar awl poopal, right? We ar hewman poopal, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cheez laff so hard Cheez go poop.














Wayt. Whut is joek agen?
 

Poopa the Merciless cannot have a hott look better than him.

Flash, aaahhhhh.
 

Ming the Merciless gave birth to a white turd
 

Nice mascara you fucking queer.
 

While trying to look cool, this douchebag actually looks like he is pinching a loaf...
 

100, bitches!
 

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Seriously....WTF is up with this guy!!!
 

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