I can repair her chassis...






;)
 

Dude got hands of a 62 year old...
 

{{shivers}}
 

. . . yeah, everything butther face . . .
 

Her legs are orange, her boobs are fake, her hair is brittle, and her purse is empty.

Yup, that's about right.


Oh, and Axl looks solid rocking Aragorn's wrist guard.
 

Is the zipper pocket so he can discretely nurse in public?
 

Remember guys, when you're all out of shampoo, Armour-all will do in a pinch.
 

Normally, I would be shouting boobies. Yes, this was the first thing I noticed, but I soon saw they were orange in color. This made me think about oranges, so I decided to have some O.J.and vodka.
 

Love the prematurely grey fauxhawk - he needs Douchian Formula 16.

Strangely void of tatts and bling, but does have thin chin strap and that orange, nuclear waste glow about him.

Her jugs are stirring my lions.
 

Dude, You've got a thing...it's a thing there......kinda of a crusty...a big crusty really..right off...no other side...well it's sortofa...it's whitish, maybe orange...it's on the side of your head...no...almost...it's...well its kinda big...just brush your...no don't poke yourself in the eye...you almost got...to the right...your right...your other right. There ya go.

Wow. Really? Since birth? I can see that now you've pointed it out. Inoperable? Jesus. Life's been hard, huh? Well no wonder, what with the corpse of your dead siamese twin dangling from your skull. But I can see you're making the best of it, dude. You keep grabbing life by the orange, dude, and life will grab your oranges right back.
 

Jenny McCarthy, you gave me so many hardons in the mid-90's... here's one more for the road.

-crazy-sexy-douche
 

...ah yes...it looks like:

NASA is up to its old tricks again.
 

Ye Gawds; I can almost see that woman's Porch Beef.
 

She reminds me of where the phrase "old pro" comes from.

He reminds me of colorectal inflammation.
 

I can't take anyone with that hair seriously. He looks pretty douchey too.
 

She has bat shit crazy written all over her face.

And boobs.
 

People often ask where douchebags go to die. She is the answer.
 

Dude has the hair of a 62 year old. He has more gray than me!

Pretty face, but she's a little prematurely orange. I just don't know about that... uh... what was I talking about?

Oh, BOOBIES!
 

she has sex with corn
 

She looks like that girl you went to school with that you were attracted to but never went out with because she went psycho on that guy in 1st period gym. Nice boobies but I don't want to have to get the police involved on my dates
 

Co-founders of "The Bad Skin Club - Las Vegas Chapter"

Next stop for her: Tijuana donkey show. Next stop for him: More gay porn...
 

Is electrical tape going to be the new douche accessory for 2010? If so, I gotta hide my supply now. I see cock holsters the shit for $90 a roll.

She is the definition of beat. Not as in "I beat my meat to her" but beat as in the dead horse looked at her and laughed.
 

not see but sell. It's been a long day...
 

@ skid

The party hasn't really hit zenith until the cops arrive and pull you off the neighbor's drunk 16-year-old daughter and tell you, "Zip it back up, son."

Ahhh, memories of 1981.
 

@ Bunsen

I'm more worried about shrinkwrap. Looks like that's what's on his wrist, and probably his wang.
 

He looks uncomfortable. Likely from the fact that he's out on a "date" with his mom's friend and his mom just found out he doesn't swing that way and told him if he wanted to still be in his grandparents will that he will get over this phase.
 

@ BillDouchiest the Wild Swine

I thought the same thing at first but I don't remember any black saran wrap.

Maybe we should start a business. We can seel the tape and the "decorate" it with random insults written in glitter pens. What do you think?
 

Hair Club For Men and Women Class of '10
 

Fuck! sell NOT seel. I should go home...
 

After three screwdrivers those boobies are looking really good and that orangey skin relatively muted.
 

@ UFO Destroyers

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
 

I see the Hot Chick. But I do not see the Douchebag. Is there something wrong with my vision??
 

@ Shannon:

You're really a nice looking woman. However, there is no hiding the fact that you are 43. You're in nice shape and you have a pretty face. Even your implants are nice and tastefully done. However, the thatched roof makes you look older and worn out. That dress is for a 21 year old, and even that makes 21 year olds look like fat old hags. Start wearing some sunscreen now to stop further damage. Your arms are lovely and toned and a big high-five there. But, really, you're wasting what you have. You should be dressed classy and on the arm of a man with a real job who treats you well. You're wasting it on this pudwank who works at PacSun and pisses his meager paycheck away on jello shots for every chick at the bar. Really, you're a stunning woman, stop acting like a desperate cougar barfly and get what you deserve in life.

And you, on the right, hold this for me, will ya? Don't make that face, it's only Plutonium.
 

He is uber-douche. She I believe, is one of the starlets appearing on Mommylovesmonstercocks.com. Or is it Mommylovespussy.com? I can't remember.

Seriously.
 

That thing on his wrist looks like a fan belt.
 

there is no way that guy is straight.
 

That dress is capable of the blessed white triangle
 

She will marry a croupier named Dave. They will pick up one of the abandoned McMansions in Henderson for $3500. She will fart out some crotch fruit and name them Madison and Taylor.

Before you know it, she's waiting tables at the Denny's on Warm Springs Rd, and getting fat on the crappy food.

Her hubby, Dave, makes floor manager, and dumps her for one of Gator's bleethy cast-offs.

Desperate, she takes up with a Mexican short-order cook at work, and gets so depressed she decides to commit suicide by drowning, but her fake rack keeps her afloat. At that point, she decides to get involved with religion and discovers that Jesus has finally come, but it was all over the living room rug.

She and Jesus put together a travelling Bible Opera show, where she eats a bucket of beans and milk, and with the resulting gas, is able to sing hymns with her butt.

Then she trains it to talk, and went it starts making rude comments during sermons or church breakfasts, she becomes addicted to Haldol and Zima, and drifts into a haze that lasts so long, she names it Jerry, because she always liked that name.
 

These two are quite beautifully aged, like a fine cave aged french comte. They are salty and dry like a finely cured sopressata. And like a Sangiovese Grosso, they are somewhat fruity and most certainly full-bodied, with fine tannins that promise great aging capacity. Their finish is long and impressive, and you can tell how long they've spent developing in the barrel.

Consume them my friends as I have. Though their first impression may be quite abrasive to uncultured tastes, I roll the image around my pallet and appreciate its complexity and subtle nuances. Young and fresh is not what it's cracked up to be.
 

@ Filthy 3:22

I believe you mean Exploited Moms.com.
 

She is pretty-faced, blonde,and lusciously curvacious in a trampy sort of manner, and he has the classic douche-pout and vee-neck, the chin pubes, and no visible tatts accompanying the spiked hair.

She out-Bleeths his douchieness, and probably swings from his rubber wristlets when engaged in unusual sex positions.
 

There is no little white triangle, however there is a beige boob-triangle.

SHe has lots of suckle-thigh.

Her pearly-whites and baby-blues go well with the bleached-blonde.

Who is even looking at him?
 

crazy-eyed banshee's thighs give you ample warning that she must squirt at least 3 times or else she gets mad at you.

she just HAS to be that kind of bleeth. she just HAS to be.
 

crazy-eyed banshee's thighs give you ample warning that she must squirt at least 3 times or else she will MOUNT YOUR DICK ON A FUCKING PIKE THE NEXT MORNING.

i felt i had to depict my sex fantasy more forcefully.
 

Now that I look at this couple again, it struck me that's a lot of forehead between the two of them.

If they ever breed, their kid is going to end up looking like this.
 

@ Jacques - I still say that's Beavis, all growed up
 

damn she's a lust wench
 

@ Dr. Bunsen @ 2:06PM

Sounds like an idea. I'll write up the business plan!
 

I think I would very much like to have humpity humpity doo with her heiny.
 

My name is Needleman (I-ra Needleman), I'm an oral surgeon!
I'm 31, and I'm tired of bein' a virgin!
 

Garsh, I didn't even know Heather Locklear was still around...
 

Actually, that's me in the picture (haha - the blonde not the douchebag) and I'm 24. And my legs are orange because of a TERRIBLE self-tanner place gone bad (opps!). I totally understand that everyone has a right to an opinion about me and my looks, but remember, the people in the photos read these comments too, and more or less, I have feelings too. I never asked for my picture to be wrongfully posted, but it is what it is. If you have anything else to say, feel free to message me at Facebook. Thanks.
 

The girl in the photos, Brittany, is one of my friends, my neighbor, and shes actually fucking gorgeous and sweet and fucking hilarious. all you guys who bash on her are piss-off fat guys jerking to her secretly in your basement while bashing her via the fucking "introweb" bc it makes you feel high and mighty bc you could never get a girl like her in highschool. the only normal guys on here are the guys with enough self-respect for yourself and know your hot to say shes hot. Brittany, I wouldn't even listen to these fools. Maybe they're gay on secretly on here to look at the guys and supressing their feelings. And you're not ugly bc this website is called.. HOTCHICKSwithdouchebags.com. xoxoxoxox if you wanna fight with me on Sara Katherine in the miami network.
 

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000221800448&ref=profile

Theres the link bahahahahaha put your fightin gloves on XD >.<
 

brittany is gorgeous so all you jealous douchebags leave her the fuck alone, seriously, lets put your pics up here and see what people have to say.
 

aw, i love you brit! you know you're one fucking sexy bitch!
 

Brittany, get a real name.