Tuesday, November 03, 2009

 

Boobie Duckie


Boobie Duckie asks: Should DB1 pull the Fratbag pic two pictures down?

I'm getting complaints that I may be violating the girl's privacy, and now I'm all guilty. And I should never be made to feel guilty after I've eaten half a box of Trader Joes Joe-Joe cookies.

It struck me as a pretty harmless gag, I highly doubt anything actually happened. And Sad Karaoke Robot cracks me up.

But I'll take a poll.

What say you? Should I yank it?

And by yank it, I mean boobie duckie.

Comments:
You're the boss - pull what you want. Especially if it means "down" on her top.

I wanna give her a duck-duck-GOOSE.

I wanna give him a big fuckin' NOOSE.
 
Don't yank it. How exactly is that violating her privacy? Unless you recognize her ass or those wonderful pretty pink panties, there's no way in hell to identify her. People need to calm them hell down.
 
Dude in this pic has a Predator perched on his arm. I want to cake myself in mud so I can sneak up on him and cut off his arm.

In my humble opinion, pull it. Guys messing with passed out girls should be discouraged. Sure it's just sharpee fun, but it's a slippery slope my friends. Conversely, passed out men should be messed with as much as possible, short of anal penetration.
 
Seriously, though, the Fratbags pic looks as though it were a spur-of-the-moment gag on the part of the two little idiots, thinking that was something funny. And the blonde is certain to be at fault on some level for letting herself get that plowed. Any other suspicion of motive on the part of the douchebags is merely speculation at this point.....though I wouldn't mind if they were arrested just on principle - douchebaggery itself is prison-worthy.

But this photo disturbs me more, and not just because (FUCK) Fish Slap is in it. The look on that hott's face is one bordering on terror.
 
The premise of this blog (which I love) is "to poke fun at douche-scrotes and the hotties who love them."

This photo doesn't fit your premise. We have no reason to believe that this girl loves douche-scrotes. We have every reason to believe she is being victimized (unlike the other girls on the blog).

Pull the photo.
 
Only if by yank it you mean deliver an ICBM directly in the center of the Rehab party in Vegas. Pretty please boss?
 
While they are undeniably the best (worst) of the bottom of the scrote barrel, it can't be determined if she was willingly hanging out with these blowjobs.

Could it be that she came into contact with these two idiots via the Bleeth taking the pic, and turned down the "opportunity" to hang out with Skull Cap Larry on the left and felt so dirty that she drank to forget? You must admit that if you were offered the opportunity to hang out with Larry and Chaz here, you'd drink yourself into the same state.

So, being that douchebags do things like these two douchebag are doing, they did what they did making them even bigger douchebags?

I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I'd take it down.
 
man, you know the answer. would you want your sexual assault posted someplace? That's what this photo depicts, sexual assualt, whether or not they actually fucked her. quibble about details all you want but that's the way the law would see this, if pressed on it.

as for the comments about her being responsible for the incident for letting herself get that drunk.. that's rapist talk.
 
Heck no. People need to calm their panties, by which people I mean the girl, and by calm, I mean not wear at all.

Though if you want to photoshop the fratelli brothers out of the picture, I am not opposed.
 
As I said in the thread below, yeah, DB1, I think you should.

If she's passed out drunk, it doesn't make what these guys did (implied, joking or otherwise) funny or okay.

I'd err on the side of caution. There are plenty of consenting adults behaving badly to mock.
 
I say take it down. There is no hottie to lust after, no real accomplished douches to mock. Just a couple of assholes.
 
As one of your faithful female readers, I would actually like it if you'd pull that picture. It's not necessarily worse than any other shamming picture on the internet. But there's something really creepy about the fact that it's two douchebags and a half naked unconscious girl.
 
If she's truly unconscious, then it MUST come down. Of course, we don't KNOW if she's unconscious or just going along with their sick gag (and I mean "gag" in many senses of the word), but I think you have to err on the side of caution.
 
There is no way of telling if she gave her consent to have this photo taken. In all other hcwdb photos, it is evident the girls gave, at the very least, nonverbal consent. This requires them to be conscious, which this girl doesn't seem to be.
As fine as the suckle-thigh is, I say take it down. I'm sure there are tons of pics in the pixel closet to replace it.
 
The pic makes me a little queezy, and not in a good way.
 
It should come down. As others have said, the premise of this site is entertainment via photos of people who were obviously willing to have photos taken (if not posted here). For her there was no consent, and who knows what else she didn't consent to. Its sketchy and it doesn't belong on this site.
 
Don't yank it. There must be penetration to constitute rape. These idiots wouldn't have raped her and then put her clothes back on.Now if I were this dude I'd be pissed.
Of course we've all had this happen to us at one time or another.
Or, how about this unfortunate victim.

DB1's pic is no more evidence of a crime than these examples.
 
I'm so tired of this I guess I'll just go to bed.
 
Those fratbags look like they'd yank it. But I would leave the photo up. Nothing special about some passed out sororitybleeth whose identity is well protected by a hidden face. Unless she is known around campus for what is written on her thighs...
 
Leave it up, IMO. Let it serve as an object lesson in what can happen to a hott when she's over-boozed or otherwise less-that-cautious with her drinks and someone slipped ya something.
 
@ Scrotum pole

None of yer links worked but I'd venture a guess you did what the first guy to clear his desk/e-mail/cache of porno sites visited today did and linked soome hi-LAR-ious photos of passed out mopes and the shit their hi-LAR-ious friends did to thier blacked out shell with markers, balloons, cigars, dildos, etc.

Such as THESE
 
@ VD

X-actly.

Like IRA Dark said, if you don't want to be pictured with bras, shrink-wrap, shaving creme, douchebags, tampons and dildos, drink Diet Coke.
 
Do I believe this young lady was wronged or violated in anyway? No.

But does the picture give us any entertainment consistent with the HCwDB mission statement. Also no.

So, we must go with the tie-braker: Will this photo discourage our already small population of female baghunters from participating in this glorious haven of mockery?

I don't fucking know, just pull the picture and let's move on, there is too much ass-clownery out there that needs heckling to waste our time on such semantics.








Ps. Pink panties.
 
um... what?
a duck? stuck in a strapless bra?
is that fashionable in las vegas or something?
i just don't understand.
 
I actually find the duck in bra photo offensive. When I was a little boy, I got a duckling for Easter and he followed me around everywhere I went. Oh I loved him so.
He was my only friend when I was little.(In fact he was the only real friend I ever had.) To see a duck put in such a humiliating circumstance sickens me.
Imagine the horror he must feel being snuggled between two supple breasts for hours at a time, with no chance for escape.
Horrible.
 
These two morons are taking advantage (for humor only, one hopes) of a passed out girl who is unable to defend herself, verbally or otherwise. Rape humor? Take it down, DB. Frankly I can't believe you posted it on the first place.
 
I love you, boobie duckie.
 
DB1,

Pull it. I believe the potential for pics like this (staged or no) to discourage Huntresses from continuing to mock is a real enough probability that it is better to pull than to leave alone. That and I find the greatest pleasure in pulling to our Huntress comments about Hott and Bleeth.
 
I say pull it, it just doesn't seem to work. As much as this place thrives on peeing in butt jokes, i think other pictures can provide better and more hilarious commentary.

On to Boobie Duckie...
Wow, she looks really smart!
 
Too hard to tell what the real deal is, so yank it.

Hell, all 3 could be best friends and she'd be laughing her hung-over ass off the next morning in the dining hall with both of them,

Or it's really as bad as it could possibly seem and they are actually bad guys who like photo trophies.


You can't tell.



And besides, if a girl is truly smashed, you should just leave her the fuck alone.
If she has to be drunk to do you, that's not a real good sign. [cue the wife jokes, btw...]


*Just to be sure though, you should probably just shoot both guys from a few hundred yards out with a suppressed SSG 3000.
 
It's a "peeking" duck!

Get it? Cause it's poking out of her blouse?

Thank you, thank you very much. Perky breast.
 
Oh and uh, while karaoke robot is hilarious the fact of the matter is those guys took advantage of a passed out girl. Surely they are douchebags, but she might not necessarily be with them as much as she is passed out behind them. I think taking down the picture was the right thing to do, but let us not forget the Karaoke Robot. Because it that's not somebodies moniker already, than it needs to be.
 
leave it up, unless theres a name tag somewhere, not sure anybody would know who she is....it does look a bit like my girlfriend...how old is this picture?
 
damn, i changed my mind, those guys are douchebags but this isn't
dwtaoc, besides i think it is my girlfriend.
take it down,
DWTAOC? first one who guesses gets a used lolipop from my dentist office
 
I say compromise. Leave the picture up, but replace her image with an image of an engorged donkey member. Everybody wins!

Except Sad Karoake Robot :-/
 
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Casa-La-Douche says, take it down. Not cool, not cool at all.
 
Trader Joe's Rocks! Keep shining..
 
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It should go 'cause it's well known that Woger and Wyan are Wobbers and Wapists.
 
I'm no cannibal but I think a human baby leg, like from a kid 6-12 months old, breaded and deep-fried could be worth trying. Whaddaya think?
 
I'm about to go yank it. Thinking of Sad Karaoke Robot because I'm a romantic.
 
Do not pull it. If one of them writes in, ok, but otherwise it was out there so you're not the only one showing it.
 
I would pull the picture.

The two assclowns in the image are going to get a little extra helltime for that.

It's a fairly harmless prank, but it was done in a way that excludes her agency in the event.

She wasn't duped - she was hammered and passed out.

Pull it.
 
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Boobie Duckie, you're the one,
You make shank time so much fun,
Boobie Duckie I've got calluses 'cause of you!

Boobie Duckie, mounds of joy,
When I squeeze them, she makes noise!
Boobie Duckie, show me where to release my seed!

Every day when I
Fap away in the tubby
I think of yellow boobies and
fiercely wail on my chubby
(rub a dub a dubby)!

Boobie Duckie, She's so fine
How I wish those boobs were mine
Boobie Duckie I've got calluses 'cause of -
Boobie Duckie, I'm wearing a wrist brace -
Boobie Duckie I've got calluses 'cause of you!
 
oh, if only sad karaoke robot could talk.
even so, we would have to endure his statement to the backing tracks of 311.
 
I say let's yank this douche's tongue. Then yank the poor duckie. Poor thing, he just wants to be free...
 
Also,

- I think she's having a lil' duckie of her own...

-What is up with the looks bleeths give these days. They're creepy x 2873454524
 
I say pull it as one of your loving female readers; now I could go all Feminazi on this thread but I'll spare everyone (myself included) by not going into the philisophical slash ethical debate about what *may* or may not have happened in the fratbag pic below and who *may* or may not be resposible because I know we are all sebsible adults who see both sides of the arguement but in the end all we really wanna do is laugh at douchebags and the hotts who love them which we can all agree that this pic doesn't conform to those ideals because we are too busy being distracted by the aforementioned philosophical slash ethical debate however Boobie Duckie does conform and I think I will sport her look next time I go out so I may attract myself a fine gentleman like the one she has found.
 
here i was, all ready to comment on the rest of the pics after landing my FIRST POST IN A THREAD this afternoon, and... well, how could we not love the drama in HCwDB?

personally, if i was DB1, i would blur out the girl from the pic if people are uncomfortable with that. but if it's true that "Ryan & Reed" pulled a stupid prank on an unconscious sorority girl, then keeping their identities known on HCwDB actually serves some public good. we're not restricted to mocking douchebags. we can mock assholes too (like Chris Brown). just because a sorority girl's privacy is at stake doesn't mean we can't give the assholes a beatdown. taking off the faces of the assholes from HCwDB is almost like doing them a favor. amirite?
 
damn you DarkSock for stealing my thunder!
 
I was a fratbag.

Girls like Kimmi are always around. They sleep with everyone, have no shame (or tons of deep seeded issues - your choice), and get hammered beyond belief at every possible opportunity. They are unbelievably annoying and will filter from one group of guys to another - it never stops.

These guys probably do know her, have indeed "had" her (just not while passed out) and feel totally justified in messing with her since pre-pic she puked on the carpet, broke a couple of dishes and spilled a drink all over someone.

Regardless, I agree with Harberdouchery @4:32 - passed out chick, 2 dudes, a message that could imply something sinister and photo documentation is a slope you don't want to be on.
 
This girl with the boobie duckling looks like a psycho path
 
I though Marshall Mathers was an only child.
 
Boobie Duck aim higher! Latch on to this choad's face and peck him to death. Just one shot to the ol' melon should do it for him.

Thanks for taking the Fratbag pic down DB1. It was someone very close to me who had a similar thing happen to them with very bad consequences.
 
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Boobie Duckie is a tranny, and I bet his buddy has more than a passing familiarity with sucking cock.

just sayin
 
Since no one has said it:



AFLAC!!!!
 
Oh, holy shit, never in my life have I wanted to beat the living shit outta someone sooooo fucking bad.

That's IT! I hereby vow to devote my entire being to your destruction.

I will have your blood all over me.
 
@ Anonymous at 4:34PM

Come and get me, buttmunch.
 
New Douche on the Block has a tongue stud - oh yeah, he sucks dick. As the once-immortal Andrew Dice Clay put it, either you suck dick or you do not suck dick. Madame Butterfly is in for a good night.
 
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