Give us 3/4 of the world back, and we'll make sure you never see him again.

Sincerely,

Great Britain.
 

Also, first :D
 

Hey, my pic! (And from others who may have submitted it.....)

The kids' names are Romeo and Cruz, FWIW.
 

My God Beckham, your missus needs a sammidge
 

She needs a meal, he needs a left foot.
 

Isn't one of the kids called Brooklyn?
 

At least they're having a good time.

I've never seen a family so utterly thrilled to be at a Lakers game.
 

i think he shaved the sides of his kid's head, and glued it to his face. he looks like teen wolf!
 

With what those seats cost, you could feed a third world country for a week.
 

She used to be the second hottest Spice Girl (I was a Ginger Spice man myself) but now she looks like a pissed off zombie. "BWAINZ, I NEED BWAINZ!"

He always has that "Wot me? I gotz no bwainz mate. Me right foot is tired from havin' to not play with me left one all the time. Bugger this American 'soccer'. I need to go to AC Milan so all's me faults get hidden" look on his face.

And why would you name a kid Brooklyn?
 

Dom Deluise (RIP) is the sound man at Laker's games?
 

Speaking of pissed off, Posh looks like she's enjoying the game quite a bit. Kobe must have just clanked a three.
 

Cannot add a word to that! Well done.
 

PS:
The guy behind Beckam to the right looks a lot like Osama Bin Laden's chief of staff.
Where is that guy from Homeland Security?
 

Apparently the child was conceived in Brooklyn and so Victoria and David put all four of their brain-cells into action and came up with 'Brooklyn' as a moniker for their, I think, first-born.
 

Cruz is actually, actually named after Tom Cruise, but they changed the spelling around a little bit so they didn't look like fuckwit Hollywood-social-climbing wankers.
As much.
 

Say what you will, personally, I would like Posh to walk up my spine in those 7" heels, causing each of my vertebrae to Snap, Crackle, -n- Pop until my milk covered us both.
 

IQ points from left to right:

24 10 -5000 7
 

@ Jodiju 3:42

That's why my firstborn is named "Broom Closet."
 

@ scrotum pole/3:53

HAW HAW HAW
Good One!
 

Amen
 

Anyone else get the feeling they were just waiting to be shown on the Jumbotron so they could collect a round of applause from the mind-numbed, celebrity worshipping drones and could then flee the building?

Fucking posers. Of course it is LA so I guess that's redundant.

And Lobot looks sound asleep behind her.
 

Dude, I left the UK to get away from this sort of vomit. And then they followed me here.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Bluuuurrrrgggghhhh....
 

Scrotum Pole @ 3:53 FTW.



Just, fuck.
 

Looking at this photo is like watching 5 minutes of soccer - boring...
 

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You really want to see a douchey footballer. Check out Djibril Cisse.
 

Did you ever notice that people with stupid comments seem to double post a lot?
 

one of them has a t shirt that says born to be a pud...poor kids never had a chance...although if they breast fed, then they've already won! lucky wankers.
 

...this also brings up the question, nurture or nature?
 

They are certainly a douchy pair, er, foursome, but I, as was similarly stated by Mr. Douchifelt, would let Posh shave her asshole and glue the hair to my upper lip if it meant I could lick the lipstick smudge from her three day old glass of Sprite. She is sultry, anorexic, fake boob, inflated collagen lipped heaven.

She's just renting out those kids from Angelina Jolie anyways for some motherly PR, once she returns them I am so going to be the way-below-her-league revenge fuck to get back at ol' Beckers.

I'm waiting by the phone my love...
 

Pip Pip,Sergeant Scrote Stain!!
 

Or maybe it should have been

'ello, gov'nor.
 

He is douchitude in the vein of another "football" athlete, Brett Favre. Shit they even look alike.

She is a wench that needs to finish wasting away.

You both suck. I even hate your kids now.
 

As a native Californian, I can't say I'm too worried about a couple of Brits douching up LA.
 

@ pv1 1:15.

No, I haven't.
 

@ pv1 1:15.

No, I haven't.
 

Hey Beckham, nice mutton chops...









...you complete and utter shit-for-brains queef faced rectal tard.
 

Boy in Yellow: I wanted popcorn, but mommy says no popcorn, and I want popcorn. So I'm just gonna sulk until I get a bucket of popcorn.

Posh: LA - this is where it all happens. Basketball is something these stupid Yanks enjoy. Sigh. People running back and forth throwing balls through hoops. I'm bored. David owes me for this, the wanker.

David: Urrr, uhhh, basketball fun, but I don't know the rules. When David get confused, David get sleepy.

Kid in Black: That guy has BIG FEET.
 

Well, WTF else would you call the offspring of Skeletor and a Ken doll? "Assmunch" was already taken by someone elses' kid in Hollywood, I'm sure.

Posh before and after. Don't get me wrong, I likes me some big ol' fake titties, but only when they fit the wearer. And sometimes no tits is better than bad fakies.


Or, as Mr. Biscotti says, "Small ones is better than the Cocker Spaniel ears."
 

Hermanos Rodriguez do not approve of starvation.
 

Your list isn't complete. They also gave us Amy Winehouse.
 

They are fortunately short people, slender people, so the level of douche is more limited.

Tall people like myself can look over their heads to avoid the visual shock.
 

Fuck soccer.

Meanwhile, while we're talking about
 

Obcrure Brit chicks I'd tap: limey carb strumpet Nigella Lawson
 

Obskewer, I mean
 

That kid Romeo had better grow up to be a lady's man or this could end up a tragedy.
 

if Sir Paul McCartney's marriage is any indication, the Beatles are probably mildly douchey.

but nowhere near as douchey as the Beckhams.
 

what?

one of the kids has a bit of a spikey hair-do?

are we perhaps a little over-eager to get 'the rest of the world' thing in here...as normally this statement is used to have a pop at the american mcdonaldisation of various cultures around the world.

we have, the hall of scrote...against a six year old kid.

is this a balanced view? does it 'even out'?

of course it doesn't.

so please, dear america...piss off.

yours sincerely,

the rest of the world


n.b. that doesn't include democrats, anyone sensible, the families of james brown, john hughes, charles bukowski, roy ayers (and his family), all of steely dan and their families, the lovely people in your pornography industry, all the nice people in your creative industries and anyone working in healthcare or charitable organisations...who are nice. in fact anyone in america who is generally a nice person doesn't have to piss off.
 

but you must cull all your douchbags...

thanks,

the rest of the world xxx
 

Pls take away McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, RnB, whooping, high-fives and Paris Hilton and we'll take the Beckhams back.

Piss off.

Great Britain (founders of America)
 

Since when did L.A. become the rest of the world?
 

Desert Storm?
 

Targeting a 6 year old. Weak.
 

The guy looks like a douche but has never really came off as a douche. He does a lot of charitable work. He can be an ass about his sport at time but most sports figures are. Go figure.
 

Double posters suck.
 

Twice.
 

It has to be pointed out that in this couple, she's the douche and he the hottie.
And as long as he kept his mouth shut, I'd do him anytime.

As for the kids: Cut them some slack. Calling that poor boy a douche just because of the poor choice of hair style is like calling a 7 year old blonde in a pink shirt a slut... which, in the long run, is probably totally justified. I'm losing my point.
 

@ Liz 2

Saying Great Britain founded America is like saying James Hetfield founded Megadeth.
 

being a bandwagon lakers fan increases his douche quotient at least 40%. even more egregious? standing idly by as posh spice's hottness literally withers away.
 

all that aside...look at the head on that dude in the red jacket.
 

When did they start putting fuccen jack-o-lanterns courtside?
 

He can only wear button up shirts; no pullovers for that dude.
 

he can't ride elevators with that head
 

His dentist needs a sherpa
 

his ear nose and throat doctor is a John Deere
 

And now I give you the Douchebaggerian Theater staring David Beckham:

Becks: "


























I forgot what I was goin' to say. No bother then.


















"

This concludes scene.
 

he has a dent in the back of his head, and a groove around the center of his head, and The Emporer lives inside and tiny TIE fighters fly around him all day.

True story.
 

OK, the kids hair is a little douche-y. That being said, I dealt with the Beckhams for little Romeo's 5th birthday party. They both were gracious and funny and their people behaved like a normal group of friends attending a kids birthday.

I hate seeing this family get slagged on. They are actually decent people.
 

I hate seeing this family get slagged on. They are actually decent people.

Yeah - I leave the kids out too. They are actually decent people (Becks and Posh). About as decent as any other overpaid underbrained athlete and his mannequin with bolt ons wife could be.

I'm sure they have a firm grasp of their position in the ecosystem, and are deeply concerned with the collapse of civilisation as they fly their narcissistic selves all over the planet for "good causes", when the best cause they could do would be to cash out, buy a ranch and develop a permacultural education compound that cares for animals and the sustainable growth of crops.
 

Who's the bearded guy and why is he sitting with The Scarecrow?
 

Oscar Wilde was Irish, BTW.
 

your mum was Irish, BTW
 

Yes, she was, BTW.
 

@ darksock 7:26

fukken quality...