This looks like a photoshop job. I think that might be stroke induced rictus on his misshapen mush.
 

That is one strangely pointy nose... she's still crazy hot though.
 

She looks like the harpiest of shrews; Stroke McTwisty can have 'er.
 

Her face called; it said "CAW!!! CAW!!! CAW!!!"




clint eastwood will die next week.
 

She looks like even she's bored with herself.

Not that I have a problem with that. She's welcome to channel surf or do Sudoku whilst I plunder her from behind.
 

Isn't that Kendra from the "Girls Next Door"?
 

Skippy has had a few of them fingers jammed up his sphincter in an attempt to dislodge his own head.
 

That's clearly the look of shame on the face of Brooke. Or too many jello shots.
 

You know she's hot when the Anons start picking on her nose.
 

@anon 9:21

There's a superficial resemblance, but I don't think so. Brooke Bleeth may not be all that, but she's no where near as homely as Kendra.
 

Brooke, if you were a booger I'd pick you first.
 

Not only is he douchey, he is DORKY, with a face like smushed clown crapola. There are better hybrids thanTANGELOS out there...SO...

Get the hell outta there, BROOKE.
 

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say she's a horrible bed partner. She probably just lays there with that look on her face.
 

Now you know how we all felt in 1987, Buster Poindexter.
 

That guy has the most severe case of punch face that I've seen since Jose Conseco tried MMA.
 

Dude, you need to start switching off when you masturbate. Your left bicep is what, barely bigger than your right wrist. Hell, I bet Brooke could take you 2-out-of-3 in left handed arm wrestling.

And Brooke, listen not to the blatherings of Anons. Your lips, so lush and moist, were meant to sample far superior morsals than the tainted and moldering Tangelo.

Come with me and I will introduce you to the delights of the plump and meaty Westward Hanging Rocky Mountain Sprawler, a rare delicacy which is ready for tasting only after a full gallon of Jack Danials has been consumed, and then for a mere 15 seconds. But truly, the best 15 seconds it will ever have.
 

hahaha Benington...Bret Easton Elli's alma mater and the inspiration for the fictional Camden of "Rules of Attraction" and un-named schook out east that got Clay out of LA in "Lezz Than Zero"

she looks like a Jew and Viking got together and made sweet sweet P&V.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

@arch

I think you're correct, but on the other hand, her lying there with that look on her face will just ensure that I won't feel guilty for finishing up in 25 seconds or less.
 

This doucheface and gesture overpowers many a combination of bling, facial pubes and other similar stuff...
 

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He can stick that finger in the same pencil sharpener she stuck her nose in.
 

**clicks on**

And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having a middle finger and orange skin, and upon his skin a douchey Tee, and upon his Tee the name of blasphemy.

**clicks off**
 

If I were Brooke, I'd be suing the plastic surgeon who gave her Michael Jackson's nose.

Maybe that's why she's acting out with General Douchious von Tangelo.
 

MG has it nearly correct:

Her name is Svetlana and she's a mail order bride from Kazakhstan. Her mom is half Russian and half Polish. Her dad is from Belarus and is 1/4 Khazak and 3/4 Ukrainian.
 

She has to pick her nose with a butter knife.
 

She's a born coke huffing machine; her nose doubles as a razor.
 

The fronts of all her pullover shirts are slit down the front
 

She's beautiful
 

probably whistles when she nose-breathes
 

her boogers are all dime-shaped
 

I'd still bang her.
 

All of her ex-boyfriends end up with an eye patch.
 

I am not going to make fun of this douche. He is definitely into Mixed Marshmallow Farts and could easily gassphyxiate me into submission.

Wait.

I think this comment was for Nigel.

I am so confused.
 

Isn't this a ten-years-before pic of Nigel and Skeletina?
 

He's not even trying to scrote it up


In what universe?
 

Pick a direction, Brooke. Either go full retard to the dark side, or come back to the light.




Brooke has made HER DECISION
 

you could suffocate her with dental floss
 

When she exhales through her nose, it makes a high-pitch whistle that's only audible to deaf-mutes in Pakistan.

(I would love to log-in, but Blogger's done fucked my shit up)
 

Her nose splits my urine stream into two, clean streamlets that travel in opposite directions.
 

Her nostrils look like earring holes.
 

She only has A sinus.
 

Sisyphus:Boulder::Brooke:Balloon
 

Brooke was a playful child who loved to read, write poetry, and fashion salt and pepper shakers from discarded bowling pins. Tangelo was a quiet child born with deformed arms and an enlarged forehead. He played stick ball, tortured small animals, and by age 13, had quite an impressive collection of pre-World War II dentures.

They choose different paths in life; for her cosmetology school, a$1000-a-day blow habit, and petty shoplifting. For him it was metal shop, reform school, and promising career selling screen doors for submarines.

He perfected the "middle finger" hand gesture after he was consistently passed by while hitchhiking to Comic-Con. This only fueled the anger within, and being that the Green Hornet was already taken, chose to be the Orange Douche instead. He crafted a superhero outfit from old discarded Ed Hardy t-shirts and went on his way.

His first superhero mission found him rescuing Brooke from a band of Montana militiamen bent on sharpening their knives on Brooke’s nose, and, of course, packing each other’s fudge when no one was looking.
 

Yeesh. This guy is Tom Arnold without the self-deprecating humor. She is all pissy princess fussypants, perpetually dissatisfied and irked. They most surely deserve each other. And I thank the good Lord I will never be like, or be with, either one.
 

I think Banya is letting us know how many roofies he slipped Brooke.
 

^ Banya reference FTW!

"It's the best, Jerry, the BEST!"
 

What this site seems to fail to mention is that most the girls with the guys in these pictures are douchebags the same as the guys mostly.
 

@Z

What you seem to fail to notice is that, by a conservative account, 26 postings in this very thread are quite critical of Brooke, including Burning Giraffe's epic coming-of-age saga, which featured Brooke as a cosmetology student given to shop lifting and drug abuse.

We also regularly use at least two nicknames, namely "Bleeth" and "douchebaguette," to refer to the ladies featured in the pictures. Not to mention "skank," "porch beef," or thousands of others.

I don't want to get too harsh on you, but seriously: Read the actual site before you comment on what the site does or does not mention.
 

You mean "bleeths," Z.
 

looks like kelly wells, the porn star. hard to tell with her clothes on though.
 

He can have her. She's got that "I'm going to key your car, your mom's car, and your grandma's car when I even think that you're going to break up with me" look.
 

why do they call it ovaltine? the mug is round. the jar is round. they should call it roundtine
 

She's been used more times than a two-inch pencil.
 

I think Cool Hand has it. Sure looks like Kelly Wells:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kelly_Wells.JPG
 

thats lauren pope, uk page 3 girl
 

I recognize this guy. I get emails from some club promotion company in Chicago called globaladrenaline and he is at a bunch of club functions. He might be a promoter.

Usually DOES have that look of self importance on his face. This would be one of the hotter hots he has been captured with.
 

...kick his ass Seabass...
 

haha Brooke must have small tits.

but if she does have all natural boobies of very healthy size and shape, my synapses are gonna short circuit.

yes i'm that shallow.
 

here are a couple more of this clown

http://www.globaladrenaline.net/Gallery/Spy+Bar+100809
 

They will have many blue-eyed douchey children and not get married, creating yet another drag on society.
 

Here is his FB page. Aging douche.

http://www.facebook.com/BIG.Steve.Honacki
 

I would have to disagree and say that guy has a gorgeous face and stunning eyes!