She looks dumb enough to be my type. He looks like poo.
 

HCwDB regulars - we're the men who stare at scrotes so the rest of the world won't have to.
 

It looks like he pasted that piece of shit on under his chin from what was left of the shit right below his groinal regions. Or maybe it was trying to escape and didn't get very far?
 

He has a little bit of Salt Lick in his hair. A new douche move that couldn't be any stupider.
 

Wheeze,

Where have we seen this douche before?

Quickly man, I ain't got all day gawdammit!
 

She looks like me in drag. And I can assure you, that is NOT hot.

He looks like my toilet brush.
 

I still likes short shorts.
 

The true Bleeths are looking haggered lately. Maybe this is just a phase, as the bleeths we have been watching grow older, the younger generation becomes more and more repulsed, thus rebelling against skankifacation. It's the circle of life.
 

Does she have a bruise underneath her left eye? Classy.
 

@ Mr. White.

Are you trying to turn us on?
 

That mark on his chin is where his throat sack expands. To attract a mate, he will engorge it to approximately three times the size of his head, forcing trapped air through his pursed lips to create a deep, resonating PPHHHHBbbrruuuuppppptttppphphphpwwwwoooooowpt.


It's also good for sucking down multiple cocks.

Seriously, what kind of mate were you thinking of?
 

DB1, what, did you just 'shop Sunhead and Salt Lick together to form one megadouche to rule them all? Ick.
 

She looks hott to me, but I also liked Spanky's little skank hott.
 

at first I thought this was a publicity still from Richard Greico's guest appearance as "Guy Sarah Jessica Parker f^%ks #32".

But upon second view I see that its just ath he is so infected with the big 'g' virus his face is actually morphing into a post 21 Jump Street version.
 

Warren is still at home in the basement and pouts when Dad comes home from the office and asks about looking for a job. Dont forget Warren Mom said be home early because it's meatloaf night.
 

Is Adam-Sandler-Lookin'-Chick wearing her slacks over her head?

Because I'm okay with that behaviour.
 

@The Dude: I would SO fucking train for 4 years with the CIA, if would just let me kill scrotes by heart-attack just by looking at them.
 

He is also The Moozer.
 

And that bitch doesn't need a frog, she needs a TOAD!

Check out mah tongue! I would clean your ass OUT, skankatron!
 

@Croosh, 12:48 p.m. -

Just awoke from my nap and looked at this chump, knowing I had seen him elsewhere.

Other than flushing down something like that earlier today, it still took awhile to find his previous appearances here.....
 

Generic Wigger #4 with suburban nott. Somebody dissect this frog before he spawns.
 

Here he is also as Alpaca Farm Head.
 

You know what? Damn, maybe the Moozer <> Alpaca Farm Head, but they could certainly pass for actual brothers (not broheims).

Check the tatt patterns for verification - certainly the facial hair fung patterns are similar, but they taper differently. I'm saying the Dissected Frog is definitely Alpaca Farm Head, but perhaps not Moozer.



Panel?
 

For blocking the possibly spank worthy cleavage Dissected Frog gets an 'F' for the day.

...and by 'F' I mean, fetid perineum cloud.
 

He is about as attractive and intelligent looking as a teratoma, a tumor thats grow limbs and hair.

I'm starting a mission to make "teratoma" a pejorative.
 

@ Wheezer


So ... inotherwords, he's Alpaca Moozer Frog?
 

Good work Wheeze.

You are Master, Chief, Sensei, Sifu, Guru, and White Wizard of all things in our personal Chronicles of Nardia.
 

He's the Blind Glen of HCwDB.

Know what I mean?
 

"Damn. I got this ridiculous tatt on my forearm, and people stopped talking about it after just a few days. I alpaca-up my hair, and that was good for a week. Maybe 10 days. Now I've gone and chicken-spooged a couple of the spikes and nobody says nothing. It's like they now just expect me to keep getting douchier all the time. I gotta work hard copying all the other douche-moves out there. You think this stuff just happens? Shit man, I don't know why I bother."

"Oh, wait, yes I do. It's because I'm a huge tool with no sense of style other than what I copy off the biggest cheese-dicks in the room. Yep, that was it."
 

Is it just me or does this gal look a little slow?


Is it just me or does this guy look like he smoked oregeno all day?
 

Bleeth is the same in this snap as in Alpaca Farm Head's.

Wheez, you make the FBI and CIA look like the Little Sherlock Holmes Club for Boys.

Out of curiousity, lost my virginity about 25 years ago. Kinda miss it. Any idea where it would be?
 

Blossom has pretty nice legs.
 

Holy, fuccin, shit.

DB1 can you confirm that this is actually going to be a show on MTV in December?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWRXZWGzzI&feature=player_embedded
 

MTV's doing a show about Jersey Guidos?!? GAHHHARRRUHHH!
 

...*i think i'm gonna be sick*...
 

*URK*
 

It's Over.
 

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There once was a feral Alpaca
That mated with a frog’s ball-sacka
The resulting offspring
Induced vomiting
And became a notorious fudge packa.

(My limerick skills are rounding into shape… it’s a work in progress)
 

That is going to be incredibly funny and really depressing at the same time.
 

Damn. Sad Party Karaoke made Darksock go all bat-shit Helnwein on us.

You okay there boss?
 

I'm sure he smells of formaldehyde
 

Frog the Wet Sprocket Haired
 

he definitely gave her warts
 

The bleeth who posted the link for the Jersey Shore debacle says she was on DB1's show. Check the profile.
 

That should be "the YouTube video" and not "the link."

Sorry, SPKR.
 

Dilbert
 

Wow, I switch up the name for couple a days and I still get insulted.

update: Thank you for the correction Wheezer. Although I have met a few 6', hairy, man-bleeths in the past. Stupid carnival.
 

Stupid flog.
 

Orange she is while Kermit is green.

Frog hop on her I would. A part of me expands to three times the length of my light saber.
 

In her Baywatch days Erika Eleniak was all big hair and complete curvy goodness.

Alas, now she's all, well, big.


In my youth I masturbated untold times to her nekid form.

Still have a scar from where I popped a fwap vessal.

True story.
 

SORRY, IT'S HOT CHICKS WITH DOUCHEBAGS, NOT AVERAGE CHICKS WITH DOUCHEBAGS. SUCK MY ASS.
 

i dont understand why u guys wont suck his ass.. This guy is f*cking hot... stop hating ppl!! why cuz hes got stumps as big as yr wastes? ooohhh wait is cuz hes got his hands on my titties and u cant get near anythin like that right!!! EXACTLY
 

I've met trees with greater mental capacity than this chick.

She's like "Hi, I'm stupid! My boyfriend is cool..."

He's like "Dowbajowbajowbadow..."

I've met bottles of roll on anti-perspirant and busted brick hods that had more smarts than these two. Yuck.
 

Wheezer is godlike with his visual memory.

I would like to suggest a double tag, here on HCwDB - scroll down to the Douchebag video. Watch it (not for long - jsut ot 5 seconds, where he says "we're in your offices") and then scroll down further to the caveman bag.

I swear they're the same dude.

CavemanBag looks different because he hasn't shaved and looks pretty hammered and has craptastic lighting. In the video, he's shaved and has excellent lighting, so it makes him look younger.

I dunno. Maybe I just need a drink. or five.
 

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@Scrotato, 3 pm

Under Siege, cake scene.
Love that Jordan Tate.
 

Wait.... Is that really Bagpolean? Is he trying to tell us something?

**pulls out Ouija Board**

OG
 

I WANT ANOTHER 15 MINUTES.
YOU ALL SUCK MY ASS.
 

I fucking KNEW IT!!!!

BAGPOLEAN is actually DISSECTED FROG!!!

Seriously! Compare these two side by side! IT'S FUCKING BAGPOLEAN HERE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!!!!

What a douchebag..

OG
 

Gahhh!

Or, should I say,

Gahh!
 

Agreed - frog douche.
 

I'd say he's far more akin to a woolly worm the way his hair tightens at the scalp, then sticks up i little bundles.

Just sayin.
 

This guy gets more scrotalicious the more I check this page out. Did anyone else notice his two frosted tips on the right side of his head?

OG
 

Frog is some fucked up shit. I don't know where to begin. Maybe after I blast a bowel full, I can come back and begin with a clean slate. Meantime, someboyd please wipe that chewin' tobacco stain dribbling down his chin. (And seen the gift wrapped girl over for a blumpkin within the next 15 minutes).

Thus spake Zarathrustrod
 

Jumpin Mordoch, I can't even type I am so upset by this photo.


Thus spake Zarathrustrod

p.s. I should begin drinking heavily and often to erase Dissected Frog off my mind's screen saver. Definitely a Douche of the Week.
 

i'm disappointed that the pic does not feature any actual dissection (read: recreational evisceration) of douchebags.
 

Wasn't he the frog guy from the first X Men movie?



Hey Alex Mijares, did I see a video of you on Youtube giving a blowjob to some guy who looked like a trucker, while some old broad gave you instructions?
 

@Claude Bawlz

That was PORNTube. YouTube doesn't air that kinda crap.

OG
 

Lool @ "adam sandler chick"