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Now THIS is a strong contender for the Yearly. When he and Smoot meet - it will make the Battle for Middle Earth seem like a sword fight between Elton John and Nathan Lane.
 

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Ill still be voting Bucky in the yearly. That guy is a taint.
 

He needs to also be in the running for worst tat of 2009.

Sweet Moses.

AV
 

I honestly never thought there could be a human this stupid.

And is that Cameron Diaz?
 

Yeah, he's swaive and de-boner.

E-Blo's thought process must be constantly on the lookout for ways to outdo himself. And by outdo himself I mean self-mutilation and thrift store fashion sense.

Maybe that tatt says " Mind Freak over Mind Matter" and he's going to walk over coals with Tony Robbins with a saucezeeg up his rectum?
 

Ah yes, I forgot about Bucky. And what about Crimson Ted? The wars that lay before us will not be easy, gentlemen and ladies. We will have to soldier through some immense douche monstrosities. Be sure to drink lots of booze and prepare many gallons of bleach as the time of the Yearly’s draws nigh. A spoon for self-inflicted eye-gouging may also be necessary. But worth it.

Me? I am gently manipulating myself as I type this while anticipating the category for Greatest Ass Pear of the year.

Oh ‘twat a joy ‘twill be.
 

Holy assfucking Newt Gingrich with a polar bear's jawbone what the hell is happening here? The first thing I noticed was that E-Blo hasn't quite mastered the boob grope just yet. You're supposed to cup the boobie with your palm dickmunch. Using the back of your hand doesn't make you cool or different, it just makes you uncoordinated. Shit, man, I think this lack of experience will cost you in the Yearly. You need to know what to do with a Hott, putz.

Second, what's that expression? It's not quite blank, but neither is it sentient. I imagine lemmings have this very same expression before they plunge off the cliff.

Third; in whose garage did he get that tattoo? Next time, dude, you might want to spring for an artist with maybe some depth perception and the ability to draw a straight line. I sincerely hope you didn't pay money for that lopsided monstrosity.

Seriously, have you ever held a boob before? Smoot is going to destroy you. You shame Pumpy's memory.

Thank you and good night.
 

Do I mind, freak? Why yes, yes I do.

Nice back-handed boob lift, by the way. I can see that it excites you.

And by excites I mean, aw, never mind.
 

I just like saying "saucezeeg"

Sauce-zeeg
 

Oh, and epic reverse raccoon eyes. Perhaps you could apply the back of your hand to your face just after the orange is applied and do a little blending in.

Just a thought.
 

Smoot iz going tu merder euw! HAHAHAHA! Uwe downt stand a chans. He iz going tew eat yor dik! Wut do euw think uf that?


Huh?

Heylow!

Heylow! Anebode in ther? Heylow!


Jeez. Tuff giy. Glad Im not goeeng up agenst him.
 

Say it , it's cathartic. I't's my new mantra replacing "कुत्ता लिंग" or "Kunta Ningo" meaning dog penis.


Yes, that's what I will do. My yoga अध्यापक , Sanjeet, will be very happy.
 

E-Blow is horrific, but none shall stand up to the awesomeness of Smoot.

This is the year of Smoot, and all will tremble from his mighty douchiness.
 

"Mind Freak". Well, he's half-right, anyway.
 

Jesus bling. Check. Barbed wire tat. Check. Douchedana on forehead. Check. Extraneous silver rings on fingers. Check. Overworked biceps and tiny head. Check. Blank, simian stare. Check.

Mind freak? In what sense? Dude couldn't be more conventional.

And by conventional I mean bagtrocious.
 

Botox early adapter.
 

Every now and then a photo arrives to HCwDB that is simply too much. This is one of those photos. The combination of clothing, accessories and attitude literally make me nauseous. His face and hand gesture imply (In jerz accent): "Whoa...paparazzi, back offa my lady, son...gimme some space to mack. Don't make me reverse bitch slap you like I did to little Alex Mijares". So smug, so weak, and so pathetic.

Oh I can't wait to see him suck his loser ass to the top of the 2009 Douchies, watch out Smoot!
 

Nice tattoo, buttwipe.
 

Fucking idiot is so bad I rost my accent. E-bro stinky.
 

E-Blo shoulda gotten this one instead.
 

E-Blo barely beat this hoe for dumbest back tattoo.
 

E-Blo is a very strong contender for the yearly. Sure, there are the obvious signs of douchebaggery...the pimp hat complete with mandana, barbed-wire arm tat, rosary beads, open vest, etc. But, if you look closely, you can see the fine details of a master at work. E-Blo has managed to coordinate his hat tilt with a droopy eye and an off-center face piercing. E-Blo may be redefining what it means to be a douche, and he doesnt even care.
 

Holy mackeral. I didn't even notice the hat-tilt to eye sag continuity. He must have been wearing the hat when the stroke occurred.
 

Sweet fancy Moses! EBlo is uppin' his game. I don't remember him having the chin stud (I guess he can get tea-bagged better while deep throating) and now he's busted out the orange. Is he trying to stake his claim early? Will the others rise to the occasion? Some truly epic battles are ahead!
 

DB!, being that Friday is Friday the 13th, it would be great to have a teaser of the 2009 Douchies nominees.

A little whetting of the proverbial douchebuds.

I believe the Metaphysical Hooliscrote won(lost) last year, but who is in the running this year?

Or I guess Wheezer could just go through the logs and put together a chronicle of the monthly winners(losers)....

oh, and Fuck Fish Slap
 

I like Jonezy's plan.

We need a good look at the enemy before delving into this deluge of doucheness. A little preview will allow us to properly arm ourselves for combat.
 

E Blo looks E-Bloated
 

Weak boobie grab, E-Blo.
You, sir, are no Pumpy.
 

For the love of all that is holy! ...I could've went the rest of my life without seeing E-Blo again...but I believe that only through desensitization can we baghunters and huntresses survive the onslaught of visual poo that is the 'Douchie Awards'.

...may Samurai Scrote have mercy upon our taints.
 

Yesterday (or was it the day before) I stated that Poopaloompa was going to be a serious contender for the HCwDB of the Year award.

After seeing this picture I realize that Poopa is only junior varsity when compared to our own E-bLO. After seeing these latest two snaps does my brain pop out and say, "What the fuck is with this douchebag???"


Ladies and gentlemen (and other lesser douchebags), I give you the pre-emptive HCwDB of the Year, E-bLO!
 

I've been looking for a pair of flesh glasses, although mine will be made of boobies and not just a bad orange-job.
 

Now I can see the name of my show when I fuck this guy! How cool is that?
 

Jesus tap dancing Christ.

I sense that this is a Halloween pic. Apparently the only thing that the one man think tank that is E-Blo could come up with is a slightly douchier version of himself.

Douchebag aside, that is one of the worst tattoos I have ever seen. Disregard the actual words, it could say "I fist mules" and not make this tattoo any worse. The font is awful, and the two words aren't even on the same arc.

If this choad has kids before my douchebag sterilization policy is signed into law, I hope they grow up and endlessly make fun of their dumbass of a father for this god awful shit on his back. "Tribal sun dad, really? A portrait of Marcel Proust on your bicep would have been cooler, now give me $20 and the keys to your Corolla so I can go to the movies."
 

I don't think that's an inverse boob grab, I think he is shielding the URC from the prying camera.
 

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E-Blo's upper body is sculpted entirely out of Styrofoam by an autistic savant who not only builds anatomically correct figurines for Holocaust dioramas, but uses a now hairless "My Pretty Pony" doll for prostate stimulation.
 

@End of Haberdouchery

Please refrain from using Christ's name in that way. It is insulting to my flock.

You are correct, however, insofar as these gentlemen are douches.
 

And no, you may not kiss my ring.
 

Is it coincidence that the Douchies run right around the time of the Heisman Trophy award ceremony? Perhaps, but as we see here, E-Blo is stepping up his game in order to sway the judges.

Crimson Ted just pointed at E-Blo and said, "Man, I don't know if I can beat that!" Bucky's hat just fell off his head, and Crosshair McJohnson cried off half his guyliner.

Smoot, however, is unfazed, challenging E-Blo to "keep that weak shit outta here, ya 'mo!"

It will be epic, it will be bloody.....and it will be orange. The Holidays are almost upon us.
 

While competing pics may surface over the coming days, Blo is making a strong case for the yearly.

It's the mark of a true professional that, rather than rest on his laurels, he chooses to keep pushing the envelope in a quest for true Bag Zen.
 

Damn Wheezer, I had completely forgotten about Crosshair McJohnson.

I hate that guy.

This is going to get messy.
 

e-blo's terrible criss angel tat proves he's serious about winning this thing. perhaps smoot will make a similar move to show he will not be outdone?
 

HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN, WHAT IS THAT?

E-Blo has returned like Aragorn to put Smoot, Bagpolean, Cheez and Poopa in their places.
 

e-blo has a shot in the Douchies, particularly in the competitive "Juice Has Destroyed My Ability to Smile" category.

Actually, he probably has it wrapped up since I don't think Gator can win two years in a row.
 

Smoot, I'm looking at you baby. Bring it.
 

I think we have seen that e-blo and smoot are chess masters, in a field of checker players.

CheckMate MuthaF@CKas!
 

How is it possible that someone, so mindless in appearance, could be a "mind freak"?

This guy looks like an adult, steroided Bam-Bam Rubble.
 

Well, apparently his last name's Schiavelli...
 

if he were a little paler he actually would look a lot like michael meyers in the original Halloween. the face at least - i don't recall michael meyers wearing a mandana, bag hat, jesus bling and an acetate satin vest.
 

if we genetically engineer women the same way we genetically engineer poultry chicken, the result will probably end up like Sandra in this pic.
 

FWIW if E-Blo goes up against Smoot, i would probably vote for Smoot, because Smoot has demonstrated that he can consistently score hotter hotts.

sorry E-Blo. them's the breaks. and by "breaks" i mean "both you and Smoot need to be launched out of a 128MJ railgun, but Smoot should go first".
 

Yeah, Steve, Smoot has the hotter hot but E-Blo is the bigger douche. Smoot also rolls mainly with the same chick also. It's tough call for me though because Smoot does bring some sizzling hot. I would be surprised if Smoot and E-Blo did not meet in the finals. Eithter way, both should be dumped in the HOS by years end.
 

I'm sorry but even though Smoot is an A-level douche, E-Blo just brought the noise with these pics. Mind Freak... as Wedgie said, he's half right!

I too will get behind E-Blo as the biggest douche of the year. Smoot will need to up his douche factor a couple of times to beat the freak that is E-Blo.
 

Hadn't noticed E-Blo's fine hands before...perhaps a former pianist. Maybe that's not the blank stare of a world class douche, but captured moments of recalled recitals from long ago. Share your secrets, E-Blo...
 

Looks like he forgot to take off the shades before covering himself in Cheeto powder!
 

what up raccoon you fucking whaff