I like her tights. Grrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllll!
 

I thought this was a retro pick until I saw the shirts, ouch.
 

Not a hott and not a douche. Thet are just trying to fit in.
 

All of a sudden Spanky's little skank is looking really good isn't she.
 

Ha ha I agree with skid.

Still though, somewhere out there are two very disappointed parents. Becky's father didn't spend the last 28 years selling State Farm life insurance for her junior prom photo to look like this....



Bodybag
 

gotta agree; neither hot nor douche, just a great before picture in the "where in the hell did my life go wrong" series.

By age 25: she'll be divorced with multiple children by multiple partners and he'll be trying to catch on with some developmental league basketball team.
 

Je'Myron: Yo' Denitza, you , um, wanna go to da prom wi' me?

Denitza: Yeah, but, um, we need to match up, knowwadI'msayin'?

Je'Myron: Yo, I'll hook us up

Denitza: Coo'
 

Reform School Musical
 

Ed Hardy formal wear? Looks as good as the Ed hardy vodka tastes. If she put on a smile and swayed her back she could be borderline hott.
 

Hoboken Skool of Cosmotology commencement ceremony
 

I've seen many a good taglines but that is one of the best DB-1. Kudos. Maybe Biff will do us all a favor and regulate
 

This picture proves that kids are like a sponge. They absorb MTV marketing and buy whatever they are told is cool. Just look at the fun they are not having by trying to look cool. Kids it is alright to have fun and smile.
 

DB1 - Did you mean Marty McSuperfly?
 

Aunt Bleeth and Uncle Douche told me that we look cool.
 

20 years later she will hope to have a flux capacitor of her own so she can erase this outfit from film.
 

this site is more like douche-bag with with douche-bag!
 

Kitty needs a spankin.
 

Col Kurtz said it best...

"...the horror...the horror"
 

The Bates High prom really didn't heat up until the buckets of pigs blood starting falling from the ceiling.
 

New Jerzee's finest yutes at their Homecoming dance held in the Levittown Quality Inn's conference room.
 

More like Enchantment under the Garden State Parkway, circa 1986.


Bon Jovi Foreverrrrrrrrrrrr!
 

Tye Dye Teddy is spinning in his grave




http://www.fiestatoy.com/Images/SuperImages/42d566de-d48c-49e4-b360-b049ab042ec7.jpg
 

Snoop Dogg just drove the Escalade into on-coming traffic.
 

Can we run Christian Audigier over at 88 mph please? Now?????
 

George Lopez just drove the Chevy into the LA canal system.
 

I know this guy and he's really pretty cool and you should cut him some slack... what the hell am I saying? Bagling with a skankling!



Did you miss me?
 

Eyes. Have. Been. Completely. Removed. From. My. Ocular. Cavaties.

What. The. Fuck.
 

Seriously DB1,

Did this fall out of the stack of Halloween picks? If we pan out are we going to see a cartoon witch riding on a broomstick painted on the wall? A punchbowl with stacks of URCs?

Or are you currently posting from Mrs. Bellingham's computer deep in the bowels of Dennis Rader High School?
 

See you in the future.
 

The tiger with a bowler hat says, "I'm classy, but also down to make some bad decisions."

There is an untapped market for a job, albeit a douchey job, similar to a sommelier that would help you pair an Ed Hardy t-shirt with what your plans are. Heart with a knife in it for when you go to the movies, flaming skull for when you're cruising the mall for hotties, that sort of thing.
 

One day their children will be model inmates.

And, before anyone accuses me of being racist: I didn't say that because he is black, I just think it's funny.
 

Hey, chica, the 80's called, and they want their hair back.
 

I don't know what category in my brain to place this photo in, so I'll just forget I ever saw it.
 

i wouldn't dare deny this loving couple their marriage license, but even i can tell their marriage won't last and their kids would be horrible.

(yeah Keith Bardwell is a major douchebag and it's about time he resigned)
 

** click **

I like porch meat!

** click **
 

Carmilita has been battling the rare skin disease for many years.
Here she poses with Famed Epidemiologist Dr LeRoy Psoriasis, who has managed to contain the ailment to her legs, through the amazing curative properties of Donkey Jizz.
 

Christ, it's happening again.
 

She is trying to get back at her daddy.
 

She needs a spray tan.
 

Another prom night, boring, let's wear t-shirts and act like life sucks.
 

Show me the douche!

db1 these two fail to make the cut for both either HC or DB.

If we must view abortions like these at least give us an Oompa Prompa!
 

Ugh - the Jamisons is kicking in and I can't write or spell so well
 

Hey D'wayne, I've got $20 says you can't keep your hands out of the pockets and away from your balls for 5 minutes.

Suzie, your dad's in the parking lot with a gun in his mouth. Why don't you two dry hump on the dance floor and give him the incentive he needs to go the distance.
 

somewhere in the sky above, a bowl of petunias falls swiftly towards the earth thinking "Fuck Christian Audigier, he's way worse than that Dent fellow.."
 

now, is this a joke? was this from halloween? or are they really that pathetic :(
 

Their ensemble probably cost their parents more than the standard tux and dress. I guess this gives them carte blanche to look stuffy.
 

What a great idea. I'm getting Shana one to match mine.
 

Those aren't tights!!!!
 

Sorry, these last three pics don't measure up to DB1's usual standards. Just for shits & giggles, scroll back down to Baggie, and tell me any one of these guys can hold his weenie. And not at a Wal Mart, either. That costs extra.
 

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Thanks to this, leopard print, curly hair, the color purple, tigers, bowler hats, lightning bolts, and starry skies are all ruined for me...
 

Quit hating on the boss. He is preparing to unleash the cornucopia of hott and the phalanx of douche that are the Halloween pics.

Tossing these scraps to his minions serves only to whet the appetite. Or is it wet the appetite? Neither idiom makes much sense. When in Rome...
 

He's baked to the bejesus.
 

I usually tip $1 unless they shake it for me then I tip $2. Your Wal-Mart may be different.
 

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Those aren't tights. That's psoriasis!
 

Her hairline looks like my Uncle Louie's. Just shave it clean!
 

Javon, I understand, my man. I, too, have a thing for those ghoulish-like hotts. 'nahmeen? 'Cause I don't...
 

Grinny pic puts all management complaints to shame. No good pics? Would you rather a slathering of males?
 

I gotta go all nottadouche on this one - you know that Skankette bought them matching shirts and forced homeboy to wear it. He's not wearing any noticeable bling. No mandana. No hand signals - and yet she's wearing the training-bra of a stage-four terminal bleeth. Homeboy just wants to get laid - even if it means he'll likely end up with syphilis.
 

No fuckin' way. No way. No. Fucking. Way.

I just felt the same way looking at this pic as I did the first time I put eyes on the Oompa Prompa. I was the one who was eating the waffles with the OE.

NOW ... well, now I'm having a little grilled cheese and some fries and I swear to God that I am walking to the fridge and pulling out some OE and cracking that bottle for some serious drinking.

Is it the Ed Hardy t-shirts?

Is it the stars in the background?

Is it the bleeth and the way she has her hand on her hip?

I don't know, but this troubles me very much.

You know.... maybe those people who belonged to Heaven's Gate back in '97 knew what they were doing?

Jesus, I'm troubled.
 

"Marty McFly just drove the DeLorean off a cliff."

And if there were any sort of justice, I'd have been standing beneath it, collecting dandelion greens.
 

Pssst...Sweetie....push your wig forward 5"...
 

Is that wallpaper on her legs?
 

One can easily purchase a can of crackling medium at any art store such as MIchael's...which she clearly did and which she then utilized on her LEGS.

I see a lotta purple poop in this photo.
 

Sweet Jesus, "she's" bald.
 

this seems out of place
errr
 

Somewhere, under the sea, a douche is lookin' for me!