Hot Chicks with Douchebags: Friday Haiku

Friday, November 06, 2009

Friday Haiku

Robopud and bros,
Make monkey poo hand gestures,
While Lana hates life.

The unemployed
Construction jobs scarce for bags
Sign of the times

-- ImageWrangler

Gaelic alphabet
tattooed across hairless chest
Franzia drinker

-- and you will know us by the trail of the douche

Ouiji-tat left douche
has no nipples; right's are gross.
Wish we could see hers.

-Bagnonymous

Civilization
Never meant skanks with meatpuds
Aquinas doth weep

-- Fyodor Dostedouchesky

Detroit Tigers cap
Hiding on the the ground, ashamed
Can't be seen with douches

-- Roscoe P. Scrotestain

Four scowls and a smile
MandanaBag's a Newbie
Life sucks in Fresno

-- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Hott's face says it all
"What is that stench behind me?"
Oh, it's quadra-poo

-noobbag

# posted by Douchebag1 @ 7:04 AM

Comments:

Ah, the Mandana
The Finger, the white boobies
Its Friday Haiku

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:06 AM

Four douches, one hott
Ratio is disturbing
Need superb ass pear

-noobbag

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:06 AM

nice 1 ring to rule them all tat clown

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:07 AM

On your fingers shown
Number of times anal raped
Trusth is you liked it

-noobbag

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:08 AM

Four scowls and a smile
MandanaBag's a Newbie
Life sucks in Fresno

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:09 AM

Douches overload
My scrote viewing tolerance
Must focus on hott

-noobbag

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:10 AM

Hott's face says it all
"What is that stench behind me?"
Oh, it's quadra-poo

-noobbag

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:11 AM

The unemployed
Construction jobs scarce for bags
Sign of the times

# posted by

ImageWrangler : 7:12 AM

Lovely rack there, Jill
Too bad your douchey boy friends
have made you toxic

# posted by

Douchesquire : 7:12 AM

The sloppy groin shave
Each bag needs kick in nutsack
Poetic Justice

# posted by

ImageWrangler : 7:14 AM

wearing two bras now
does this make my tits look fat?
douches don't notice

# posted by

Roscoe P. Scrotestain : 7:15 AM

comes in a four pack
like Barttles and James once did
tastes worse and weaker

# posted by

ImageWrangler : 7:15 AM

vacant stares abound
thinking only "hard abs good"
missing out on boobs

# posted by

Roscoe P. Scrotestain : 7:17 AM

Robo pud throws sign
number of times his ass plugged
since eating his lunch

# posted by

Douchesquire : 7:18 AM

trivia contest
What is their combined IQ
Mandana gets right

# posted by

ImageWrangler : 7:18 AM

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# posted by

niebuhrian : 7:19 AM

I think I'm in love
Said douche to the camera
I see reflection

# posted by

Roscoe P. Scrotestain : 7:19 AM

What's ScriptBag sayin'?
"Caty His Things Divided"??
Chest Steamer would clear.

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:19 AM

Revealing groin shave
makes douchebag feel like a girl
coveting Jill's boobs

# posted by

Douchesquire : 7:20 AM

Is that a fart I smell,
Or some old man’s diaper?
Hey smell my fingers!

# posted by

just a douchalo : 7:21 AM

Blondie makes it hard
No, not just that kind of hard
douche wears jeans at pool

# posted by

Roscoe P. Scrotestain : 7:21 AM

Detroit Tigers cap
Hiding on the the ground, ashamed
Can't be seen with douches

# posted by

Roscoe P. Scrotestain : 7:24 AM

Douchebags pass piss cup
While in unemployment line
HGH not good.

# posted by

Teddy Tendergass : 7:24 AM

Big Ass Sunglasses
Can only mean Poo Quotient
Is high in this group

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:25 AM

Bleeth harnesses her
Chest cannons with Robopud's
Lacy white panties.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:25 AM

Fresno vacation
They got a room with a pool
We have view of Poo

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:29 AM

The only thing real
In this pic is their IQ
Shown by hand gesture.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:29 AM

Number of fingers
extended in this photo:
collective IQ!

-Bagnonymous

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:29 AM

Civilization
Never meant skanks with meatpuds
Aquinas doth weep

# posted by

Fyodor Dostedouchesky : 7:29 AM

Herded into line
Douchebags are shaved and hosed down
Ready for slaughter.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:31 AM

Dammit Crucial @ 7:29--you Beat me to the punch by fractions of a second!

-Bagnonymous

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:32 AM

Say, what happened to
ZombieBag? Methinks he got
Crop dusted with taint

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:32 AM

Hey Bagnonymous
Stole my line - Or, I stole his?
Great minds my brother!

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:33 AM

Bleeth clogs toilet drain
As HGH fecal logs
Swirl about her.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:34 AM

Dickheads love the "juice"
Big muscles, shrunken dongs - poor hott
Stuck in douche maelstrom

# posted by

The Douche Abides : 7:37 AM

'Bags, 'bags everywhere.
Douchery loves company.
Dim minds think alike.

Oh busty blonde hott.
Photographer agitates;
Makes proof of poor taste.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:37 AM

These grape harvesters
Let 'er loose on huge weekend
Bleeth thinks "Oh, Fuc Me!"

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:38 AM

Bleeth judges contest
'Bags smell each other's fingers
After ass-fisting.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:38 AM

Ouiji-tat left douche
has no nipples; right's are gross.
Wish we could see hers.

-Bagnonymous

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:38 AM

I do not 'get it'
but I like her shirt. It is
what's inside that counts

# posted by

Hot Buttered Poopcorn : 7:39 AM

One douche wants to f*ck
me. The other wants some peace.
I want Bre's panties.

# posted by

Sergeant Scrote Stain : 7:40 AM

Douchebag's collar tatt
Says: "Welcome to McDonald's"
"Supersize that?" - Yes!.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:40 AM

It's not looking good:
the four to one ratio
one choad will sit out

# posted by

Hot Buttered Poopcorn : 7:43 AM

Mighty boobs need two
Bras to support awesomeness;
Robo-boob needs three.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:43 AM

Gaelic alphabet
tattooed across hairless chest
Franzia drinker

These jokers don't know
if they like boy bands more than
"Bring it on, Again"

War and Peace still life
Middle finger and peace sign
Dostoevsky spins

Nice yellow shoes, dick
lay off the ecstasy and
find enlightenment.

# posted by

..and you will know us by the trail of the douche : 7:45 AM

The line grows restless
At melanoma clinic
Hope it's malignant.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:45 AM

Bellies tighten and tuck
A camera recoils in horror
Honey is ostracised

# posted by

Elizabeth II : 7:45 AM

Wicked Witch of the
West got new boobs and hairdo.
Monkeys need cleaning.

# posted by

Sergeant Scrote Stain : 7:45 AM

Douche with long drawstring
WAY overcompensates for
his tiny package

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:46 AM

Four puds and a hott
Lounge around pool. There are just
Three brain cells for use.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 7:46 AM

No haiku I write
Can match the poetry on
The left douchebag's chest.

# posted by

boatbutter : 7:47 AM

Douchebag's argue in
Sign language about number
Of testes they've dropped.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:47 AM

Poo not in water
It surrounds hott like porch beef
Stoopid hott won't leave

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 7:48 AM

Pump iron all day
Scarf HGH and Red Bull
But still no paycheck.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:49 AM

The Cavity Creeps
look to corrupt Kelly. Quick
grab some Crest... or guns.

# posted by

Sergeant Scrote Stain : 7:49 AM

Four unclean monkeys
Stick their fingers out to show
Wipings on others.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 7:50 AM

Economy drags
But Nair and Prep H keep their
Stockholders happy.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:50 AM

Christ, I mean Tolstoy
Too distracted by Blondie
resigned to sadness

# posted by

...and you will know us by the trail of the douche : 7:51 AM

When scrotes congregate
Palm trees will wither and die
Means End Times are near

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 7:52 AM

Groin Shave Reveal proves
Pubic hair interferes with
Robo-Douche Powers.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:52 AM

Four douchebags, One Cup
Bleeth ponders her role in film
"This is disgusting."

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:52 AM

Bleeth's chest unharnessed
Would be tittay-frig heaven
In jail, so would 'bags.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:54 AM

Andre the Giant
commands, "Obey me, douches,
drink Drano right now."

# posted by

Sergeant Scrote Stain : 7:54 AM

RoboPud front porch
access panel hides fusion
Core and Axe depot.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:57 AM

Bleeth sports badge necklace
She's an undercover cop
In gay porn sting Op.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:57 AM

Four Douches? One Hott?
I cry Salty Fuccen Tears
And wait for Ass Pear.

# posted by

Anonymous : 7:57 AM

Each retard should drink
Lots of pool water. Chlorine
pee, and poo ingest.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 7:58 AM

My haiku's stinketh
Is it pic? Or hangover?
Creative skill fails.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 7:59 AM

heavy white restrain
beefy farts show signs of poo
leafy palms stand tall

# posted by

eltango : 7:59 AM

Robopud perfect
Mack weapon; only design
Flaw? Pants won't stay up.

# posted by

Captain Bringdown : 7:59 AM

69 skanks!

# posted by

eltango : 8:00 AM

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# posted by

Wedgie : 8:00 AM

Two more kicks in nuts
Requests RoboPud. I am
happy to oblige.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:01 AM

5 people posing
One super smoking hot girl
4 asswipe douchebags

# posted by

The Observation Specialist : 8:03 AM

Fake boobies, fake hair
Fake tan, fake smile... and I'm
Not talking 'bout bleeth.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:03 AM

RoboPud's weiner
Cannot hold up pants. It is
only two inches.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:04 AM

Don't frown RoboPud
You're still number one says douche
in back. Now go die!

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:07 AM

Preparation H
scent wafting in the breeze makes
MY stomach clench hard!

# posted by

I am Jack's enflamed nostrils : 8:07 AM

Here's the back row at
The Sylvan Learning Center's
Beginning math class.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:07 AM

FLYTEETH'S DayCare Class
Minutes before ritual
Disembowlment.

# posted by

Crucial Head : 8:09 AM

Double bra must mean
Bad boob job for poor Lana.
These douches don't care.

# posted by

I am Jack's enflamed nostrils : 8:10 AM

"What happens in Fresno
Stains in Fresno" was not a
Marketing Success.

(Damn - 6 beat opening but I ask for the DB1 override from last week!!)

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 8:11 AM

Bleeth does not care for
the cast of "Juranal Park"
anywhere near her.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:12 AM

Trees, beach and pool should
Make for a nice day until
four douchewanks showed up.

# posted by

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche : 8:14 AM

Doubled-up brassieres, UV goggles, Mayan pendant,
and Wonder Woman Wristlets. Can they
protect megaboobies from maelstrom of poo?

# posted by

Spiny Norman : 8:15 AM

Bagpoleon quakes,
Robo works abs, gets orange
No match for Poopa

# posted by

Douche Bigalow : 8:17 AM

I was first to post
and also picked for page one
Time to tap Night Train!

# posted by

Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt : 8:20 AM

Another pic of Robopud

# posted by

massengill : 8:26 AM

Racks Unlimited
Prospective new employees
Dad says: "One's enough".

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:30 AM

Huge chest heaving
Bra straps straining
My pud draining

# posted by

Scooby Douche : 8:35 AM

Five seven five is
Not so easy for some folks
Is it Scooby Douche?

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:38 AM

Too much mangling prose
Says Masaoka Shiki
Round eye need lesson

# posted by

Eugene S. Crabs : 8:47 AM

DB1 approves,
Rookie haiku makes main page.
My cherry is popped!

-Bagnonymous

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:49 AM

Generic people
Sit around looking at selves,
Wasting oxygen.

# posted by

End the Haberdouchery : 9:51 AM

Does anyone know
Where I can get custom racks?
Storing short douches.

# posted by

Wedgie : 10:20 AM

Dammit, I can't think
Of any appropriate things
To say about these dicks

# posted by

BillDouchiest the Wild Swine : 10:31 AM

Four big bags of shit
Their collective testicles
Weigh less than an ounce.

# posted by

Poo + Poo = Poor : 10:34 AM

Use yesterday's dicks
That will help you very much
Good material.

# posted by

Wedgie : 10:35 AM

Blonde bleeth has a rack
Large and soft, let me sookle
Mommy, I’m a baby.

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:38 AM

sweater meat erupts
can't be contained in one bra
attracts four doucheflies

sully o'baggins

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:38 AM

One hundredth Haiku!
I rule and you drool
Worship me, suckers!!

# posted by

YES, THAT MUTHAFUCKA! : 10:38 AM

Shoot me now, I suck
Beat to one hundred again
I am such a douche.

# posted by

YES, THAT SAD MUTHAFUCKA! : 10:40 AM

It's tragic to see
well-built man-flesh act the doo-
fus around Hot-Chick.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 10:59 AM

The Four Musketeers
of the twenty-first centu-
ry mock Milady.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:02 AM

Someone, send her a
Lady Grace catalogue for
a better rack-lift.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:06 AM

Bushy palms laden
with coconuts bespeak of
palmed bushy man-nuts.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:11 AM

Lady Godiva
rode the white horse; Lady Palmi-
va wore the white bra.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:13 AM

Only three had the
sense to cover their eyes in
shame at poo-presence.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:17 AM

That's it: I'm remov-
ing the coconut palm trees
from my Farm Town farm.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:19 AM

It's scary how this
shit appears in Vegas, 'pul-
co, 'ami, L.A....

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:21 AM

whoop-duh-douch: please spend
more time crafting your haikus
breaking up words: lame.

# posted by

Anonymous : 11:23 AM

ANONYMOUS...go fuck an egg and worry about your own haikus.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:26 AM

Too much finger-sign-
ing and other hand tricks make
Anons, douches blind.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:34 AM

Her white rack outshines
the moobs and white skies, even
the sunburned chest tatts.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:40 AM

Mandanaed Joe jests
with finger, coconut palm
jests his bristly hair.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:42 AM

Whoop-di-douche: Pay no
mind to lame anonymous;
ee cummings cheers.

# posted by

Eugene S. Crabs : 11:42 AM

Calligraphers lose
jobs, take up tattoo art; cus-
tomers blush their shame.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:45 AM

Would that the sun could
burn the tatts off such douchebags,
and the poo scent, too.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:47 AM

The skills of hyphen-
ation poke fun at skills of
Hott hymenation.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:52 AM

Dit-dit-dah-dit, dit-
dit-dah, dah-dit-dah-dit,
da-dit-dah, ANONS!!!

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:54 AM

Faint glimmer of hope:
no red cups, just white D-cups,
only two signers.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 11:59 AM

The blistering white
sun curses a little black poo
patch of tanned Hott-Douche.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:01 PM

If we dunked them in
the pool behind, would they float
down the Drain of Poo?

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:03 PM

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# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:08 PM

OOPS....

Behold how the wee
window squares punctuate boob
and muscle roundness.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:14 PM

Behold how the palm
tree shags inspire the douchebag
raggy hair and 'tude.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:17 PM

As the palm trees droop
and sway, so doth the 'roided
balls-in-sac of douche.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:31 PM

There stands a sultry
tautly corsetted Shirley
with her Rat Poo Pack.

# posted by

Whoop-di-douche : 12:38 PM

The chest tatt reads WHAT?
"Chlamydic slimy squidouche"?
At least it's fitting.

# posted by

Wheezer : 12:45 PM

Floating boobs,
Floating fingers,
Give me the hot,
and I'll let my fingers,
Do the walkin'

# posted by

I R A Darth Aggie : 1:42 PM

A King Douche Once Said
I Come Here for the Strudel
Then: I Gotta Go

# posted by

Duns Scrotus : 7:41 PM

urge to pee on screen
right now. must not pee.
defecate instead.

# posted by

Steve L. : 12:49 AM

YEAHHHHH WOOO HOOO DER BOYZZZ!!!!
THAT ME ALEX MIJARES!!!!
REMEMBER IT YEAH!!!!!

# posted by

THAT ME ALEX MIJARES : 9:42 AM

YEAHHHHH WOOO HOOO DER BOYZZZ!!!!
THAT ME ALEX MIJARES!!!!
REMEMBER IT YEAH!!!!!

# posted by

THAT ME ALEX MIJARES : 9:42 AM

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