STOP THE DUCKFACE!
 

Now if Sandra could just paint the same eyes and nose down on her groin, in proper orientation to her underground vaults' front door, my day would be complete.

Facesnatch; that is all.
 

This is why I don't like printed t-shirts.
 

Tranny's and Neck Tatt's: How I sold my parents struggling farm for the faux good life!
 

Does dude never change his clothes or did he just circulate the club getting his picture taken with every accommodating vagina he happened across?

I get it now.
 

Merde!
 

Jesus Wheezer, you're like a savant.
 

Hey, a guy's gotta spend all that cash he rakes in pushing a weed whacker somewhere.
 

Ah. I'm reminded of the good old days of Sega Genesis' Sonic the Hedgehog.

Except Sonic never made me want to roundhouse kick a hamster in the nads.

AV
 

I miss Jewschbag.
 

BLEEEEETH
 

He must be standing on her penis.
 

Not sure if she's trying to look sultry or prissy. Maybe if someone put a penis in that rectum on her face we would know how she actually felt.

And by felt I mean on the inside of her mouth.
 

Howard The Duck is higly offended and would like an apology.

...and by apology he means a taintal tonguing from bubblegum bleeth here.
 

*highly even*...where's spell nazi when you need him...
 

Actually, this is the first good looking gal he's posed with.

If only his breath didn't smell like buffalo taint, burnt dog hair and curry she may have sexed up her look a little.

Please don't tell me this IS her "sexed-up" look.
 

No, it's not her sexed-up look. It's the prunes she at for lunch kicking in.
 

As one of my college roommates would often say, "She looks like she just sucked a sour dick."

He dated a lot of...questionable women.
 

Later , Chin Dribble was heard stating to his best-bro'-for-life Joaquin, "Bitch samples too much of the goods at Hot Dog On A Stick, but I love to watch her boobs bounce that trowel over the lemonade churn."
 

Frog/Alpaca Head's chin strip speaks of his troubled past. Only someone who got caught masturbating in their high school locker room and became known around the school as "Jack", would willingly shave their facial hair into a landing strip formation.

I know you thought your life was over when all the girls pointed at you and giggled, further shaming you and eventually causing you to drop out and attend the "adult high school" at the Junior College, but seriously. Shave that fucking thing. It's disgusting.

As for Sandra, I'd hit it.
 

Thanks for the shout-out, Boss! It's what I do, man.
 

Maybe it's just me, But I think those Hot Dog On A Stick uni's are sexy


And the way those gals look at the goo dripping off of that most phallic of symbols ......
 

She looks like she's trying to pinch off a loaf.
 

She's in the beginning stages of AXE poisoning.

Stage 1: The eyebrow raise and lip pucker.

Stage 2: Abdominal cramps and loss of balance.

Stage 3: A Tourette's-like response kicks in. For example "I'm FUCK BUTT NUGGET ASSHOLE DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER dying!"

Stage 4: Loss of control of bladder and bowels, rapid shallow breathing.

Stage 5: Loss of hair and meat curtains fall off.

Stage 6: Welcome death.
 

She's either a complete bitch, just hoping he goes away, or perhaps downwind of his Axe/poo stench (as Dr. Bunsen said).

Regardless, we all suffer.
 

@Vin 1:13

It's just you.
 

Corndog tattoos
 

i highly approve of this fixation on the word "dissect".
 

That's Moni! hahaha