Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Grinny Guy
Every party has one.
Yeah, he's not much of a douche, but Brunette's sulty stare and pokey cheekbone/boob complimentarian symmetry makes me want to slap a penguin and ask for an after dinner mint.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 10:51 AM 
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I issue a notta. I'd be making the same face. then I would dive face-first into those tiiiiii-taaaays!
His boyfriend looks pretty scared also. Nothing like a couple of boners who know how to handle the hotties.
Yeah, come on, the real HCwDB picture is happening behind that guy, who's clearly just enjoying the ride.
Blessed be those flesh puppies.
Those perfectly shaped sacks of fatty tissue could cure polio, cancer, and illiteracy with just the slightest grazing of the left nipple.
There was a dude in this picture?
Those perfectly shaped sacks of fatty tissue could cure polio, cancer, and illiteracy with just the slightest grazing of the left nipple.
There was a dude in this picture?
The look on the dude's face on the left says it all -- I can't believe it's not butter!!! Notta, and hope your luck doesn't run out before the night's over
# posted by 
: 11:09 AM
: 11:09 AM
@Anon 10:59am,
If you would have taken notice the past few weeks, there has hardly been lack of douchebaggery afoot. The last two Weekly’s have been rife with the stench of chode-ladden combatants. However, there are times when the boss needs to slow things down a bit - to allow us all some perspective. In this picture, we are witnessing some of the beginning stages of ‘bagging… the newly-hatched scroteling stages, if you will.
They can’t all be Fish Slaps (fuck him), or Donkey Douche’s, or something worthy of the Closet of Poo.
I suggest you batten down the hatches, good sir - for when the boss decides to unfurl an apocalyptic embodiment of everything douche, then ye may rue these hideous words:
“You running out of content or what?”
If you would have taken notice the past few weeks, there has hardly been lack of douchebaggery afoot. The last two Weekly’s have been rife with the stench of chode-ladden combatants. However, there are times when the boss needs to slow things down a bit - to allow us all some perspective. In this picture, we are witnessing some of the beginning stages of ‘bagging… the newly-hatched scroteling stages, if you will.
They can’t all be Fish Slaps (fuck him), or Donkey Douche’s, or something worthy of the Closet of Poo.
I suggest you batten down the hatches, good sir - for when the boss decides to unfurl an apocalyptic embodiment of everything douche, then ye may rue these hideous words:
“You running out of content or what?”
Truth is, I am running pretty low. It's been all Halloween pic submits this week.
Still, I love her. She gets posted because I love her.
- management.
Still, I love her. She gets posted because I love her.
- management.
Baglings at best.
Kimberly probably doesn't know what she wants, but she knows she can get it when she figures out what it is.
Kimberly probably doesn't know what she wants, but she knows she can get it when she figures out what it is.
Let's dispense with the fellas first.
Grinny Guy, if I had Archback Mounting tucked in my arm for even five seconds I too would have my Kodak Disposable out at arms length and be clicking away like mad. You are 115 lbs. of "Just glad to be you" harmlessness. Stay true, and lose the glasses.
Shirtless dude, with the white yamaka, white lei, and paunchy, marshmallow body, you too get a nottadouche, but whatthef*ck?! Save the "Dude! Dude, are you getting this?! Tell me you are getting this!!" We are getting it. This is the one and only kiss she's going to give you on the one and only date you'll ever have with such a fine, fine example of shoulder nuzzle. Now go change your underwear.
Regarding the hottlets. I'm sensing a vibe that says "Don't let this picture fool you. We aren't with these guys. Never have been; never will be. We so much more than they could possibly handle. But you, you might be able to satisfy us. If you think you're up for it, put a note in my locker (#553, the Wicked Rhinos Hall by the lunchroom - Gross!) and meet us in the supply room at the back of Mr. Hansen's art class after 6th period has cleared out. Neither of us have a 7th period class this quarter and I don't have to watch my stupid brother this week because he's changed his meds and isn't spazzing out anymore. And don't bring a friend."
Oh, I'll be there Archback Mounting. I won't bring a friend, but I hope you won't mind if I bring along a Kodak Disposable or 20.
Grinny Guy, if I had Archback Mounting tucked in my arm for even five seconds I too would have my Kodak Disposable out at arms length and be clicking away like mad. You are 115 lbs. of "Just glad to be you" harmlessness. Stay true, and lose the glasses.
Shirtless dude, with the white yamaka, white lei, and paunchy, marshmallow body, you too get a nottadouche, but whatthef*ck?! Save the "Dude! Dude, are you getting this?! Tell me you are getting this!!" We are getting it. This is the one and only kiss she's going to give you on the one and only date you'll ever have with such a fine, fine example of shoulder nuzzle. Now go change your underwear.
Regarding the hottlets. I'm sensing a vibe that says "Don't let this picture fool you. We aren't with these guys. Never have been; never will be. We so much more than they could possibly handle. But you, you might be able to satisfy us. If you think you're up for it, put a note in my locker (#553, the Wicked Rhinos Hall by the lunchroom - Gross!) and meet us in the supply room at the back of Mr. Hansen's art class after 6th period has cleared out. Neither of us have a 7th period class this quarter and I don't have to watch my stupid brother this week because he's changed his meds and isn't spazzing out anymore. And don't bring a friend."
Oh, I'll be there Archback Mounting. I won't bring a friend, but I hope you won't mind if I bring along a Kodak Disposable or 20.
This is where I want to be. Parties where the girls are smoking hot and affectionate and the guys look goofy and are just enjoying the ride.
Party on, kids.
Party on, kids.
# posted by : 11:22 AM
: 11:22 AM
Wow, Db1 is raiding some teens facebook page. You know these are highschool kids right?
# posted by : 11:23 AM
: 11:23 AM
I respect DB1's love and share it.
I would gladly do the prison time, for a brief fondle of Sultry Brunette's cervical area, uterus and fallopian tubes.
Is that wrong?
I would gladly do the prison time, for a brief fondle of Sultry Brunette's cervical area, uterus and fallopian tubes.
Is that wrong?
I issue no Nottas here. There's a high probability of sunglasses indoors, although to be fair, we can't confirm that. And tear your eyes away from Archback Mounting (tm Scrotato Head) and look at his chin. Kid, I don't know if you're in high school or not, but there's no excuse for this. If you can't grow a beard, don't fucen grow a beard. Get one of your dad's Gillette's and shave that shit off, stat.
Oh, and I see you, too, shirtless bag. Here's a tip: When sultry, possibly drunken girl grabs you and starts to lay one on you, DON'T TURN YOUR HEAD TO LOOK AT YOUR BRO! Don't do it, asshole. Turn your face and take that hott straight on. Jam your tongue as far into her mouth as you can. This is no time for exchanging looks. It's time for swapping spit.
Conclusion: Both males in this pic are well on their way to bagdom, if they're not there already. Get movin' boys, and leave Archback for me.
Oh, and I see you, too, shirtless bag. Here's a tip: When sultry, possibly drunken girl grabs you and starts to lay one on you, DON'T TURN YOUR HEAD TO LOOK AT YOUR BRO! Don't do it, asshole. Turn your face and take that hott straight on. Jam your tongue as far into her mouth as you can. This is no time for exchanging looks. It's time for swapping spit.
Conclusion: Both males in this pic are well on their way to bagdom, if they're not there already. Get movin' boys, and leave Archback for me.
"She gets posted because I love her."
Works for me, DB1.
Sometimes it pays off to hang out around the freshman dorms :)
Works for me, DB1.
Sometimes it pays off to hang out around the freshman dorms :)
# posted by : 11:42 AM
: 11:42 AM
She doesn't ever worry
If she wants it she'll get it on her own
She knows there's more to life
And she's scared of ending up alone
If she wants it she'll get it on her own
She knows there's more to life
And she's scared of ending up alone
I've never given a rim job in my life.
But I would gladly clean Kimberly's anus with nothing but my tongue and a huge smile. I bet it smells like honey and tulips.
But I would gladly clean Kimberly's anus with nothing but my tongue and a huge smile. I bet it smells like honey and tulips.
When she gets cold at night her nipples become so hard and pointy they poke little holes in her sheets.
@SSS^
I'll bet her backdoor doesn't even function like normal ones do. Her body consumes everything so efficiently that when she farts, a tiny puff of rose colored glitter is all that remains.
I'll bet her backdoor doesn't even function like normal ones do. Her body consumes everything so efficiently that when she farts, a tiny puff of rose colored glitter is all that remains.
I vote nottadouche. I believe that could have been me in high school. These girls get their act together much faster than the boys. She won't have to work a day in her life.
Grinny Guy and Chin Boy are BITs. That's Baglings In Training. Oh Ms. Mounting, my car just hit a water buffalo and I need you garment to dry off. Can I borrow it for... forever?
While her future is insured, young man in glasses is heading the wrong way. While not a douche yet an Ed Hardy wardrobe does seem right around the corner. Hopefully he won't wind up holding guys weiners in the Wal-Mart bathroom for tips. That is just plain sick.
This is probably the greatest night of this kid’s life. I'd be smiling like the Cheshire Cat too with her on my arm.
Scott Farkus honorary Douche!
Scott Farkus honorary Douche!
@ Mr. Scrotato
Kimberly does not fart, nor does she eat, she merely wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror and decides how much she will weigh and how said weight will be proportioned depending on the scheduled activities of the day.
She does not age, she does not sleep, nor does she shed off old layers of microscopic skin cells, because nothing on her dies or grows old. Kimberly is transcendant. She is both good and evil, black and white, frosted and shredded wheat.
Did I mention boobs yet? If not... BOOBS!
And Anuses.
Or is it Anii?
It matters not, there is only one anus that is on my mind, and that would be the heavenly starfish of Madame ArchBack.
Kimberly does not fart, nor does she eat, she merely wakes up every morning, looks in the mirror and decides how much she will weigh and how said weight will be proportioned depending on the scheduled activities of the day.
She does not age, she does not sleep, nor does she shed off old layers of microscopic skin cells, because nothing on her dies or grows old. Kimberly is transcendant. She is both good and evil, black and white, frosted and shredded wheat.
Did I mention boobs yet? If not... BOOBS!
And Anuses.
Or is it Anii?
It matters not, there is only one anus that is on my mind, and that would be the heavenly starfish of Madame ArchBack.
She is very cute, possibly underage but cute nonetheless.
These guys dont seem too bad, they seem to be enjoying themselves while hanging with the hots.
These guys dont seem too bad, they seem to be enjoying themselves while hanging with the hots.
# posted by : 1:24 PM
: 1:24 PM
I prefer the nomenclature "puckered starfish" myself, but yes, I would take my tongue to her wrinkly malt lips with wreckless abandon.
If I happen upon a hemrroid, I will gleefully suck on it like a starving bonobo chimp trying to suck the last smidgens of meat off a cherry pit.
I would run so many laps around those fleshy rims it'd make Jeff Gordon get dizzy and vomit.
I would produce a full Broadway stage performance of Two Girls, One Cup starring these two girls as the "two girls", and me as the cup. And I would refuse to close, ever.
If I happen upon a hemrroid, I will gleefully suck on it like a starving bonobo chimp trying to suck the last smidgens of meat off a cherry pit.
I would run so many laps around those fleshy rims it'd make Jeff Gordon get dizzy and vomit.
I would produce a full Broadway stage performance of Two Girls, One Cup starring these two girls as the "two girls", and me as the cup. And I would refuse to close, ever.
I prefer to call her anus by it's proper name; "winky", and would happily wait my turn behind SSS, JD and the Third Infantry Division for the chance to sample her tasty orifice, pausing only to apply some salt, as one would the rim of a Margarita.
@Jacques Doucheteau ^2:13
Sweet Jesus. [Laughter that cannot be replicated in text]
Unparalleled. Can it get any higher? And by higher I mean lower and deeper into the depths of lurid nastiness?
Please let it be so.
Sweet Jesus. [Laughter that cannot be replicated in text]
Unparalleled. Can it get any higher? And by higher I mean lower and deeper into the depths of lurid nastiness?
Please let it be so.
Mmmmmm... And some fresh squeezed lime juice.
The look on her face says more than just "I swallow". It says "I swallowed all your friends, half the varsity football squad, that guy with a 12" cock on the basketball team, my Chem 102 teacher, all my older brother's friends, some random guy who bought me booze, and your dad."
And even though her farts smell like cum, I would still penetrate her unshowered anal fold with my tongue.
The look on her face says more than just "I swallow". It says "I swallowed all your friends, half the varsity football squad, that guy with a 12" cock on the basketball team, my Chem 102 teacher, all my older brother's friends, some random guy who bought me booze, and your dad."
And even though her farts smell like cum, I would still penetrate her unshowered anal fold with my tongue.
Alright Mr. Scrotato, you asked for it.
I would totally pink sock the hell out of her.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
I would totally pink sock the hell out of her.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Scrotato Head @ 12:07
"a tiny puff of rose colored glitter".
A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste. Happily, you are putting yours to good use. That is some funny shit.
"a tiny puff of rose colored glitter".
A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste. Happily, you are putting yours to good use. That is some funny shit.
@ Jacques Doucheteau
So let's dissect the past few minutes that lead up to me putting a stapler to each orbital and going clicky-clicky...
2:52: Should I just click on the link? Hmmmm. No. I should know better.
2:53: [trying to focus on work] I don't know, it could be funny. Or it could be insanely sick and send an alert through the company system. Yeah, better not.
2:54: I could just research the site. Yeah, what could that hurt [gets out blackberry]
2:55-2:56: Well, okay, this stuff ain't so bad. What the hell, what could it hur-
2:57: [tossing blackberry out window] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAA NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! [fumbles around desk, eyes bleeding, pupils imploding, face twisted in horrific grin]
2:58: Clicky! Clicky!
Is that even humanly possible? No, please don't validate for me.
So let's dissect the past few minutes that lead up to me putting a stapler to each orbital and going clicky-clicky...
2:52: Should I just click on the link? Hmmmm. No. I should know better.
2:53: [trying to focus on work] I don't know, it could be funny. Or it could be insanely sick and send an alert through the company system. Yeah, better not.
2:54: I could just research the site. Yeah, what could that hurt [gets out blackberry]
2:55-2:56: Well, okay, this stuff ain't so bad. What the hell, what could it hur-
2:57: [tossing blackberry out window] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAAAAA NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! [fumbles around desk, eyes bleeding, pupils imploding, face twisted in horrific grin]
2:58: Clicky! Clicky!
Is that even humanly possible? No, please don't validate for me.
Fuck I miss school. These tools don't have a clue as to what they've got right in front of them. Youth is indeed wasted on the young.
# posted by : 3:32 PM
: 3:32 PM
Charleez!! Stop sukking on mi peens. U'v ben replaysd. Archbak Mownteen, eyew will lyk Cheez. I am bedder then that dewsh. Plus Iy will treet yor Hevenlee Starfist lyk it wuz my oen. By my oen I mene aye wil put all uf mi favrit toyz in it. Uw will b veri hapi and I will hav an emti ass for a chanj.
# posted by : 3:37 PM
: 3:37 PM
Giraffe:
You mean, kill her and leave her for her friends to find the next day?
Or just the forcible rape part?
You mean, kill her and leave her for her friends to find the next day?
Or just the forcible rape part?
# posted by : 5:00 PM
: 5:00 PM
They are not douches, yet. But they are completely outclassed. And too ignorant to realize it. Young, dumb, and full of cum.
# posted by : 5:35 PM
: 5:35 PM
Anonymous said @ 11:01 AM
Weird Science 2?
My thoughts exactly.
To paraphrase drug addict Robert Downey, Jr. from the original flick, the dude on the left is thinking "I'M JIZZING IN MY PANTS!"
I'll give the two goofballs a notta, though. It pains me, but I will...
Weird Science 2?
My thoughts exactly.
To paraphrase drug addict Robert Downey, Jr. from the original flick, the dude on the left is thinking "I'M JIZZING IN MY PANTS!"
I'll give the two goofballs a notta, though. It pains me, but I will...
I see a nice "composition in black and white with suntans all over" HERE.
Sort of along the line of Whistler's Mother without the bare skin, or the males.
Mama Mia! Enter this one in the fine arts division of the YEarly, DB1.
Sort of along the line of Whistler's Mother without the bare skin, or the males.
Mama Mia! Enter this one in the fine arts division of the YEarly, DB1.
The look on his friend's face is priceless. I would give a notta pass to both, but the friend's shirtlessness, including Hawaiian Lei is giving me pause.
# posted by : 6:57 AM
: 6:57 AM
notadouche... I understand that you had to post this, the hotts being this hot.
# posted by : 11:20 AM
: 11:20 AM
u guys are just jealous they got hot chicks. these guys are douches at all. no jersey here.
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