Tuesday, November 03, 2009
HCwDB After Dark: Adam Goldbag
Your humble narrator is half naked, sitting on his floor and scratching himself in all sorts of awkward places.
I'm munching on tasty Cheetos, sipping some quality fortified wine ripple, and watching TiVo'd Curb.
And yet, my mind wanders.
What's with the hooky chin pubes? Is this a new formation? Or is his douchal face rearticulating previous patterns of inscription?
What's with the six pound watch? Is it really necessary?
And what's with the glasses? Max, are we driving through plutonium?
And, most importantly, did Adam Goldbag here actually buy a shirt with a bling necklace printed on it?
Help me, Brunette Future Party Mom. It makes as much sense as your dress.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 8:21 PM 
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Yep: that is a 'bag shirt replete with printed on bling. No doubt the newest 'bag accoutrement in the ever changing douche fashion world.
# posted by 
: 8:28 PM
: 8:28 PM
Brunette Future Party Mom does it for me, weird dress or no weird dress.
-- 'BagBag the Hip Hop Wigga
-- 'BagBag the Hip Hop Wigga
# posted by : 8:46 PM
: 8:46 PM 
Right now Moses and Abraham are kicking the living shit out of each other over who takes the blame for this.
The real question is: Why the fuck would you wear a shirt with a gold chain embroidered on it when you plan on wearing an actual gold chain anyways?!
That level of redundancy deserves a rusty razor blade to the space between one's toes. That's just god damn ridiculous.
Now excuse me, I need to find a child to strike. Or a bottle of whiskey to guzzle. Or both.
That level of redundancy deserves a rusty razor blade to the space between one's toes. That's just god damn ridiculous.
Now excuse me, I need to find a child to strike. Or a bottle of whiskey to guzzle. Or both.
if it's cool to wear shirts with pictures of blings and also wear blings at the same time, would it be even cooler to wear shirts with pictures of cyanide pills and then pop a few cyanide pills into your mouth, while Metallica's Cyanide is played at max volume in the background?
whoa that idea is so fucking cool every douchebag should try that!
whoa that idea is so fucking cool every douchebag should try that!
I mean BFPM. See, she's got me all flustered, I can't even get her acronym straight,
# posted by : 12:20 AM
: 12:20 AM
...(with hands holding my lowered head, shaking from side to side I mumble to myself)...."F*&% sakes!"
# posted by : 12:34 AM
: 12:34 AM
Go orthodox young man. The hairdos are cooler, the bling is real and black is so in right now.
# posted by : 4:08 AM
: 4:08 AM
Looks like Tea Leoni has moved on after David Duchovny's "sexual addiction" problems.
But Adam Goldberg? Ouch.
But Adam Goldberg? Ouch.
His watch matches the t-shirt so did he buy the shirt to match the watch or buy the watch to match the shirt
She has a slightly less attractive Mary Louise Parker thing going on. And anything that reminds me of her is A-okay.
That dress really makes her look preggers.
That dress really makes her look preggers.
I dig the young house wife look. I have fantasies of installing her cable while her husband is at work, and by installing her cable I mean getting her free HBO.
So if shirts with bling on them is now what next? I can't wait until the first douche gets a tattoo of a 6 lb watch on his arm. I hope people would fucking with him by asking what time it is. At least he'd be right twice a day.
As for this ass clown, the face vagina is coming in nicely. Is it possible to have a GSR on one's own face?
Talk amongst yourselfs. I'm getting verclempt!
As for this ass clown, the face vagina is coming in nicely. Is it possible to have a GSR on one's own face?
Talk amongst yourselfs. I'm getting verclempt!
The Holy Roman Empire. Neither holy, Roman, nor an empire. Discuss...
He's just combining shitty fashion choices into one article of clothing, dude is just multi-tasking.
He's just combining shitty fashion choices into one article of clothing, dude is just multi-tasking.
# posted by : 8:12 AM
: 8:12 AM
I appreciate the Annie Hall reference DB1. We'll done.
My 6 year old son has douche bag bling jammies similar to his shirt.
My 6 year old son has douche bag bling jammies similar to his shirt.
She is reminscent of a pre-Duchovny Tea Leoni, a look I am very fond of. However, her color coordinating with Adam makes the wood cry.
Oy vey!
Oy vey!
Oh, please let this be Halloween.
I'm judging by her septum retainer (look close, she is wearing one) that she doesn't normally look this way.
I call Halloween on this one. And as it should be, it's pretty damn scary.
I'm judging by her septum retainer (look close, she is wearing one) that she doesn't normally look this way.
I call Halloween on this one. And as it should be, it's pretty damn scary.
Medusa, I like to think I keep up on what all the crazy youngsters are doing nowadays, but what the hell is a septum retainer?
Will it let me tie her to the hitching post and give her a going over with a rubber curry comb?
Will it let me tie her to the hitching post and give her a going over with a rubber curry comb?
# posted by : 2:02 PM
: 2:02 PM
@ Medusa
Oops, didn't see the link!
My wife just asked me, "We have a curry comb?"
Ba-dum-bum!
Oops, didn't see the link!
My wife just asked me, "We have a curry comb?"
Ba-dum-bum!
# posted by : 11:38 AM
: 11:38 AM
Proof of douche is in the Instabag shirt (Why didn't Christian Audigier think of that? Oh, he did).
To buy or receive as a gift instead of drenching in kerosene and immediately burning proves premeditated, first-degree douchebrain. Not a nottadouche point allowed. BFPM - I'm ashamed of you.
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To buy or receive as a gift instead of drenching in kerosene and immediately burning proves premeditated, first-degree douchebrain. Not a nottadouche point allowed. BFPM - I'm ashamed of you.
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