Thursday, November 05, 2009
HCwDB Halloween Continues
All right, I hear all yer bitchin' that the pics this week haven't been up to snuff.
Alls I'll say in your humble narrator's defense is that I've been swamped with admittedly hilarious Halloween pics, which I'm planning on putting together into one big post in the next few days.
Many regulars and semi-regulars, like dennis 'bagger pictured here, came up with some truly inspired douchosity.
But as a result of so much 'Ween, the regular pics haven't been coming in as much.
So bear with as I clear out the secondary pics this week. I promise to make it up to you. And by promise to make it up to you, I mean STFU, the site is free.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:48 PM 
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Well done, dennis bagger. Who's your lady friend. Rowr! Please provide her with directions to Medusa's and my playpen. The password is "fidelio."
So...people are complaining that you're not providing this free entertainment to their satisfaction? They're not paying you, but feel entitled to bitch?
How douchey of them.
How douchey of them.
Did dennis 'bagger hook up with a tranny escort? Look at those arms!
Not that I'd say no....
Not that I'd say no....
# posted by 
: 1:21 PM
: 1:21 PM
Hey DB1, don't forget that this is the Internet. People act like complete assholes and bitch constantly because they are pricks. And they had an uncle that hugged them too much...repeatedly.
# posted by : 2:04 PM
: 2:04 PM
not up to snuff? grinny guy's hott has been doing it for me all week!
is dennis bagger really eldin bernecky? aka. robert pastorelli?
is dennis bagger really eldin bernecky? aka. robert pastorelli?
Dennis, please advise your Ms. Bagger that she knows how to wear the "ride up" dress. Very well done.
@Just Sayin^
I suppose anyone who submits a photo to HCwDB should be prepared to get smacked around a little bit, even if its all meant in genuine fun. But please, a modicum of respect for the Hunters and Huntresses, if you would. Personally, I've got nothing but love for those who go "full mock" and, were I to get a dig in or two, would choose to focus on the attire, as opposed to other aspects of the 'taggers.
But that's just me.
@Just Sayin^
I suppose anyone who submits a photo to HCwDB should be prepared to get smacked around a little bit, even if its all meant in genuine fun. But please, a modicum of respect for the Hunters and Huntresses, if you would. Personally, I've got nothing but love for those who go "full mock" and, were I to get a dig in or two, would choose to focus on the attire, as opposed to other aspects of the 'taggers.
But that's just me.
Fuck - I have that shirt! Grey velvet rocks, OK? It is glam, not douche. Leave me alone...
# posted by : 2:54 PM
: 2:54 PM
Well played Dennis Bagger! And a big thank you to your hott for playing along, and for being, well, hott. Smokin' hott, even.
i was gonna invoke a metaphor about wearing crowns, but since Arthur Kade has corrupted that metaphor beyond any possibility of redemption, i'm just gonna direct you to this post. in the immortal words invoked three years ago:
Thanks again to all you douchebags who keep sending in awesome pics. I need it, as my utter lack of hot chicks has driven me to start spying on my neighbors with binoculars in the hopes of spotting a real live hottie. So far all I found was a 40 year old tub of lard with back-hair watching VH1's "Top 100 Hottest Douchebags" or something. Oh well.
and y'know what? back then, nobody gave a shit if HCwDB was low on content.
so fast forward three years: do we have some serious social justice responsibilities, or do we have some serious social justice responsibilities? mind boggling. mind boggling.
note: April 2006 was way before my time. i didn't start posting on HCwDB with a Blogger account until June 2006.
Thanks again to all you douchebags who keep sending in awesome pics. I need it, as my utter lack of hot chicks has driven me to start spying on my neighbors with binoculars in the hopes of spotting a real live hottie. So far all I found was a 40 year old tub of lard with back-hair watching VH1's "Top 100 Hottest Douchebags" or something. Oh well.
and y'know what? back then, nobody gave a shit if HCwDB was low on content.
so fast forward three years: do we have some serious social justice responsibilities, or do we have some serious social justice responsibilities? mind boggling. mind boggling.
note: April 2006 was way before my time. i didn't start posting on HCwDB with a Blogger account until June 2006.
oh and i hope Mrs. Bagger doesn't teach at a high school or college, or else she'd get sued for causing mass scale jizz-in-pants. that'd be a class action lawsuit, man. or something.
DB1:
Many tasty hotties lately. Dubious douchbags are not your fault. Some guys just half-ass the effort. There is nothing you can do about it.
Well...there is photoshop.
Many tasty hotties lately. Dubious douchbags are not your fault. Some guys just half-ass the effort. There is nothing you can do about it.
Well...there is photoshop.
I love this; Ms. Sexy Red Dress is hot and Flanneldouche is hilarious Looking forward to the Halloween post.. It's gunna be awesome I'm sure. And eff the haters of this weeks posts! This isn't some stupid site like fml or tfln that requires no skillz to put together. DB1 you are mah hero!
Dear Mrs. Bagger,
I love you.
Sincerely,
Medusa
P.S. I sense you and I may have a little issue with a power struggle. I'll agree to take turns being the top if you will.
@ Dennis 'Bagger
Your facial hair is frightening, is that natural?
I love you.
Sincerely,
Medusa
P.S. I sense you and I may have a little issue with a power struggle. I'll agree to take turns being the top if you will.
@ Dennis 'Bagger
Your facial hair is frightening, is that natural?
"And by promise to make it up to you, I mean STFU, the site is free."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Best. Quote. Ever.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Best. Quote. Ever.
# posted by : 5:40 AM
: 5:40 AM
DB1,
Perhaps you can do a HCwDB of the Week: Halloween special? I think it'd be fun to see whose outfit was best.
Perhaps you can do a HCwDB of the Week: Halloween special? I think it'd be fun to see whose outfit was best.
DB1,
Perhaps you can do a HCwDB of the Week: Halloween special? I think it'd be fun to see whose outfit was best.
Perhaps you can do a HCwDB of the Week: Halloween special? I think it'd be fun to see whose outfit was best.
Top-notch douche-smackery.
All HCwDB Insurgents - continue such mockery. The doucheville cheeto-power is strong, but we are stronger.
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All HCwDB Insurgents - continue such mockery. The doucheville cheeto-power is strong, but we are stronger.
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