wow you can't beat orangified zombiehood. and hotts in fluffy dresses.
 

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Shocking....Friggin' Hilarious...Viva La Douche!!! visit Americanomics.blogspot.com!
 

great costume! Can't wait to see what othera cam up with. I know I had a blast in my douche costume.

It's actually pretty damn fun being a douchebag...moreso than Mild-mannered/shy Army of Douche-ness.

wait, did i just say that?
 

I am absolutely speechless. What is that guy supposed to be? He looks like a regular dude who rubbed pumpkin seeds on his face.
 

Where are the gang signs? The Shocker? The Boobs?
 

@pv1 -

Hey, give the man a break - he had two ass pears to grab! Heh heh.....maybe it's sort of an homage to Pumpy, but with ass pears instead of boobies.
 

So....he's Gareth from the BBC version of The Office? Eh, sure; Gareth's a douche...
 

That looks like the aftermath of the pumpkin I ran over Saturday night.


What do people in West Virginia do on Halloween?

PUMP KIN!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.
 

@ Darksock.

buahahaha i love gareth!

Gareth: Well, I can't believe there's a bird that fancies you over me for a start. What are you... he's a weird little bloke. Look at his cartoon face and his hair. He looks like a Fisher Price man. And his rubbish clothes... it makes me think there's something wrong with you, and yet in my head I'd still do you, so I'm confused... all right, I'll ask you straight: is there anything that could happen between us while this is going on?

Rachel: Like what?

Gareth: What, specifically? Hand job? Look, don't answer now. Think about it.

buahahahaha
 

This is *obviously* a farcical commentary on the douchebag phenomenon. The whole thing is exaggerated from his expression to the wrist bandana.
 

You should see the pic of him with the live "blow up doll" and the "St. Paulie's" girl chick...I am proud to say I know that Douchebag!
 

More like Orangestein!
 

Though you have to admit... The orange really brings out the blue in his eyes...
 

Something has been bothering me: How much did he pay for that costume? I'm betting about a hundred bucks. An Ed Hardy t-shirt can be found at Costco for $45. Belts, I have no idea, but I assume they are about the same. YOU ARE FEEDING THE MONSTER! STOP GIVING CHRISTIAN A. MONEY! He's only going to put his stupid logos all over more worthless crap. GODDAMN YOU FUCKING PEOPLE! I don't care if it's funny or creative. You just bought into a brand-image-simalacrum that supports DOUCHEBAGS. WTF!??!?!?!?!??!

Here ends my rant of the day.
 

I realize this is a ridiculous costume and he doesn't have a closet full of Hardouchey gear at home. But you can get the same kind of douchey artwork from the supermarket. Go to the end of the checkout stands. Put 25 cents in the fucking temporary tattoo dispenser and VOILA, Ed Hardy branding. You don't even have to wear a shirt, making your costume that much douchier. FUCK, this pisses me off!!!
 

God, I hope they do not sell Ed Hardy at Costco. I may have to switch over to the cheesy Sam's.