There's crab abs, and then there's sea cucumber abs.

Beaut of a costume!
 

GET IN MEH BELLY!
 

That's not a beer belly, it's the fuel tank for the love machine!!!

Nice job Ben. Your choice in orange paint is truly horrifying.
 

Ben suffers from Dunlap's Disease.








His stomach done lapped over his belt.
 

I love the homage to last year's most innovative new douche manuever (ie the shirt in mouth ab reveal). Well played Ben. Well played.
 

The choice of backdrop is interesting.
Best I can tell, it's the blood-stained carpet from White & Medusa's snatch-and-grab van.
 

Ben suffers from DickyDoo Disease.











His stomach sticks out further than his dicky do.
 

You're a braver man than I, Ben. Send a special 'thank you' to your Hott. Now put that thing away.
 

My Rhodesian Ridgeback has a nicer ridge down his spine than...wait a minute, this is a ridged humpa-humpa-abdomen.

Never mind.
 

Popping collars is so 2007...
 

I'd fuck 'em both
 

bahahahahaha! ohhhh boy
 

You can take the trash out of the trailer..but you can't take the trailer out of the trash...
 

Ben's hott needs moar hand gestures.

i can't believe i just said that.
 

mint...good work douchebag piss-taking people.

fast-forward 2209...the day after All Hallows Eve is now Douchaween.

it's origins were in the american ritual of mocking douchebags on Halloween. this activity became so prevalent it eventually demonised douchebag behaviour and apparel, turning douchebags into popular objects of mockery and derision the world over and making the 1st of November into a global celebration of all things non-douchey.


this could happen...
 

She could be way more bleethy than she is. But it is a pretty good set.

http://ihatejade.com/?id=5gseeunyywjucf6jqu8zq7wk6v8dnv
 

She could be way more bleeth than that, i agree, but the orange paint is amazing.
Visit W3Schools!
 

Ab-Shirt-Mouth-Reveal. He has done his homework; most impressive.

The scrote is strong with this one.
 

You're a good man Ben. Now, I just hope the orange paint washes off ;)
 

She's laughing but deep down inside she wishes she was with Spanky.
 

That's no costume...
 

@ Anon 5:44

Wow, man, that's cold. And your ex is hot. And a whore, from what you say. Sweet, do I have a shot at her? I'd ruin her on dick forever, look what I did to Francine! I keed, I keed. Wowzah. Teh Interwebs have given stellar revenge tacticts to the cuckolds. Ladies, beware, and let this be a lesson to you!