Freakin awesome !!!!
 

I laughed until I vomited my porch beef sandwich on boobie pictures.
 

I like whacking IT!!
 

Snow White and bunny hott.....I see why G has wood!
 

The pic w/ Before & After stages told a great story. "Before" pics should be mandatory (or at least strongly suggested) next year. Nice work everyone!
 

Is it wrong that I find myself coveting my fellow baghunters' hotts?
 

Thank you for the lack of GSR.
 

Anybody know how to remove the orange hue from your skin?
 

Brians mega 'Pink Collar Pop' was epic!! Utility belt was hilarious!
 

HI EVERYONE!!!!

The greatness of the Halloween pics (and the HCwDB regs & bag hunters and huntresses who've made it all happen) has compelled me to come out of hiding after an absence of many long months (er... that is, if indeed anyone even noticed; I have the regretable tendency to overrate my own importance).

Unfortunately, I'm not at liberty to discuss the reason for my absence due to the classified nature of the work I do... (*cough* Cyborgs).

HATS OFF to you, Halloweenies! I salute you all.
 

Monica's transformation was particularly disturbing.
 

@reader mike

Any fembots? If so can I go ahead and place an order.
 

Reader Mike, I've missed you, in a homosexual sort of way.

Please return soon.

And bring some porch beef.
 

@ Reader Mike

I need the cyborg fembot with reinforced orifices and a kickstand.

Thanks in advance,

El Caganer
 

@ El Caganer

Not yet, my friend. We're still only at the fem-puter programming stage (a difficult task, since rational, linear programming doesn't seem to work with the fembots. It's chaos, really... almost as if the fembots 'don't really know what they want').

In the meantime, I've got three magical words for you: REALDOLL DOT COM. Beats any fembot hands down. Reader Mike unofficially endorses realdoll.com.
 

@ Sergeant Scrote Stain

Hello, Sargeant! Yep, feeling's mutual; very homosexual-like. And I declare my feelings unapologetically, despite running the risk of being called a dudes fag.
 

This is some of the funniest shit I have EVER seen in my life.

Truly, it's all up in my grill, yo.
 

YEAHHHHH WOOO HOOO YOU I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO GOOD ABOUT MYSELF...

YEAH THAT ME ALEX MIJARES!!!! REMEMBER IT!

I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND ON HALLOWEEN!!! THIS YEAR, I WAS MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE....OF 3 DUDES!!!!
 

Snow White has some huge tit-taayyyyyyyys!

And I approve of that.
 

Buckeyes starting to roll.

I likey.

Heavier drinking soon to follow, which may be a bad thing, considering I'm watching the game from my office. Here's to possibly being unemployed come Monday!
 

@ Reader Mike

Don't go the way of pfah on us here buddy, we need your paternal dissection of the douche/hott dialogue. It brings a sense of logical disapproval towards the scrote that calmly serves to legitamize our collective gnashing of teeth towards the world of taint.

Plus, as I said before, I've totally got the hots for you.
 

I've never been a fan of the double o. Until today. God bless Google...
 

the guy who made his own ed hardy is quite commendable. it bothers me that some of the guys either HAD or bought real ed hardy...
you're just encouraging that damn audiger faggot to create more vomit-inducing disasters of "clothing"
 

Boobies!!!
 

This post proves you don't have to be a real douche to get a hott. Thanks for the laughs.
 

Ed Hardy makes quality products. Now you guys will be hooked on it and will soon be dressing cool. Ed Hardy wins, and douche busters are converted.
 

Great selection of photos.

Faves:

#1 Solo- Brian's exagerated pink collar pop was epic and the Batman inspired utility belt could function for a non-douche as well by simply replacing the Red Bull, etc with a tall glass of Crown Royal, a pepper shaker and some tobasco sauce, because you never know when bland food will strike.

#1 Pairing- Hef for his nice find of 5 lovely hotts that I would love to spend November first washing their grease paint off of my man parts

Excellent Hotts for Captain SP and his tasty morsel Army Hott, Chris 'Hello My Name is Douchebag's long tall glass of water and the Google Babe for being a good sport.

And by good sport I mean jumping jacks until that teddy falls off.



But I gotta go with Drake and Hot Dorothy FTW. It's a little too realistic. Drake, check yourself buddy.
 

Excellent work everybody!

Gotta agree about Hef and hope that he's close personal friends all five hott's in the limo.

Hope everybody was able to get refunds on the Ed Hardy shirts.
 

Gentlemen! What the hell are you doing reading the drunken ravings of chronic self-abusers like me when you have Hotts of that quality burning a hole in your couch?!?! Some of you puds have some seriously off-the-chart hott wimmins. Kee-rist on a soggy biscuit, even if she's sick of you tapping her spine in the middle of the night, you at least should be staring at those tits rather than this crap. Me, I have to. If I don't vigorously exercise my left hand by typing I'll wind up looking like a fiddler crab.

Shit. One of you guys, next time you squeeze one o' dem boobs, whisper in her ear: "This one's for Captain Bringdown, baby".


yeah.




Slower.
 

Epic. I tried my hardest to get Mr. Biscotti to dress as Luigi Pop (I'd link, but he cried for a takedown) but he wouldn't do it. Bugger. Anyhow, well done, all! Douche on!
 

I laughed for a solid minute at Ari and his 'Boyz.'
 

Red & Lady's bathroom doggie baggin FTW (for the weekly)!

... because Barrowbag & Alana was totally a winning formula.

... and because i'm also not really sure if that was a Halloween dress up.

but FWIW, Mr. Red is definitively taller than his girl, unlike the Barrowbag. so Mr. Red is at least manlier than the Barrowbag. or something.
 

i can make a post for every pic and thus flood the thread. but am i going to?
 

and of course, Army of Doucheness delivers an immortal performance.
 

of all the HCless pics, i think the Sleiman trio is the scariest. good job Sleiman.
 

i'm actually a bit surprised that Major Malfunction's lady didn't get more love.
 

oh and welcome back, Reader Mike. you made some nice paychecks from some major overtime hours at some industrial facility far removed from civilization, didn't you? lucky bastard.
 

whoa i think that's enough consecutive posts for now.
 

Steve L, I swear that you and ASvB are wildly addicted to some sort of ultra potent super crack.


And I want some.

Who's your hook up? And please don't tell me it's the Donk, I don't think I'm ready to go THAT low...



yet.
 

These costumes are wonderful, but they still upset me for the same reason that Leigh was upset. For each and every brilliant Ed Hardy costume, that means that one of US went out and bought an assortment of douchewear, which in turn encourages the production of more to keep up with OUR mock-demand. This flies in the face of our cause...and so it makes me cry a little
 

@Max. If it helps then imagine they actually got the outfits by mugging a 'bag. Then disinfecting the clothing. Then bleaching it. Then burning it. Then going back and mugging another bag when they realised they'd got carried away there...
 

For those who use the Ed Hardy clothing in their Hallowe'en pics, my hope is that the following scenario takes place:



'Baghunter (thoughts): "Hey, I know so-and-so wears that crap. Maybe I can borrow his shirt for my Hallowe'en pic.....?"

'Baghunter heads next door, knocks. Douchebag neighbor answers the door.

Douchebag neighbor: "Hey brah, what's up?"

Tolerant 'baghunter: "Not much, broheim (chokes). Hey, you got any Ed Hardy t-shirts I can wear? I'm doing this fake scrote Hallowe'en pic with my hott wife for Hot Chicks with Douchebags and I need to douche it up big time."

Douchebag neighbor: "Oh yeah, broski, I got a whole closet full of 'em! Come on in, man - wanna shot o' Grey Goose?"

Incredibly tolerant 'baghunter choking on the reek of Axe: "Uh, no thanks man. I'm going to eat breakfast when I get back home."

'Baghunter continues choking and wheezing (no, it's not me) while our douchebag rummages through his closet and pulls out a pink Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Douchebag: "Here ya go, broheim! Just make sure ya, like, wash it before ya bring it back, dude! LOL!" (Yes, they actually speak "LOL.")

'Baghunter near death from the poisonous Axe cloud: "OK man, later!" (runs from douchebag's place, enjoys the relative cleanliness of smog)

Douchebag (thoughts): "Heyyyyy, didn't he say he had to douche it up? For HCwDB? Don't me and my broheims h8 those h8rz?"

- Now this is a potential epiphany for the douchebag. Will the choad have a revelation of his own douchosity? Or will he just slam another gulp of the Goose and say "Fuck it"?

The world is watching.
 

@ Sergeant Scrote Stain 1:34 AM,

you're just inviting me to lie about how feminine, attractive, sexually voracious, and all the while intelligent, tender, and caring my "hook up" is.

typing that out just made me jizz in my pants, even though it's not true at all.
 

the pic of my friends sean and heather sailor hott (i, becky, only took the pic) isone of the best, even if i am biased and she's not slutty enough.. but i wanted to chime in on the purchasing of ed hardy gear... sean called me from tj maxx and asked my opinion on actually purchasing the poo he eventually wore (not to mention the $ spent on axe body spray that got disposed of the next day).. my opinion was - it's halloween! fuck it! 3 years ago i spent $50 on a real afghani burqa that i'm obviously never going to wear again unless the taliban take over our country...
 

Halloween Nerds FTW!

Who would have thought that two nerds & a hottie could link BOOBS better than GOOGLE. That was just pure GENIUS!
 

Medusa,
I too was SO wanting to Dress for [Douchy] Success, but I'm currently lacking a fellow whom I could encourage to dress thusly. And unlike the fellows who can solo it for Halloween and still be understood, I would only look like a slut, instead of HCsansDB.
There's a goal, eh? Have a BF just so he could be my temp DB for Halloween?

Kudos to ALL of you who did this so very very well. My particular tip of the hat to Gigantor Pink Popped Collar With Utility Belt, Monica and her man's Before/After shots (brilliant!), Army of Doucheness' Gunther ("shudder*), Sleiman and his boyz (*double shudder*), and the many Cheetos-faced homage-makers.

Seriously, was that Cheetos paste? What did y'all USE?! I swear it was ground-up Cheetos mixed with cream or something.
So good.
So lifelike.
So very like the real guys on this site.

You sure you were just faking it?

Oh, and particular props to my namesake, Summer's Eve! WITH an actual "bag" as your clothing/prop, no?

This site makes me way too happy.
I need a life...
 

Awesome. The before/after ruled. I second the motion that b/a be strongly encouraged, if not made mandatory, next year.

I'll never think of Google the same way. Or perhaps I should say, I'll now always think of Google in a new same way.

Pink pop collar, I lolled, that was fabulous. The utility belt was like a second punch line that took a minute to sink in.

Nice job everyone!
 

I peed in a horse costume once.
 

@ Summer's Eve

I'm available if you want to start dating.
 

@ Steve L.

Meh, modest paychecks. But I love my work.
 

@ Reader Mike

Thanks for the kind offer, but I'm not sure if I'm willing to pay *that* high a price just for a Partner in PooCrime for Halloween.

But I'll keep you in mind for next year just in case...
 

@ Summer's Eve


Deal.
 

For those of you concerned about whether or not the people with Ed Hardy clothing actually own Ed Hardy clothing, the answer from me is a no. My girlfriend and I didn't own any of the clothing we used in our costumes (or the hair gel) before raiding a TJ Maxx. The pants were like 9 dollars, the 2 collared shirts were 7 a piece, and the Ed Hardy shirt was 10. When I saw the shirt there was no way I COULDN'T buy it. Next time I'll have to figure out how to get the collars to stayed popped. Some starch or something.
 

Too bad there aren't costume stores where you can rent an Ed Hardy shirt for the event.
 

Thanks to whoever said Reader Red and his lady ftw.. I'm the lady. =] I can confirm that was actually a Halloween dress up and not real-life doucheyness, just for the record..
 

Bewbies! Ah-tas! I love booberwoman!








-Scrotenscheissen
 

@Kelsey, 7:25 p.m. -

Thank you for making me look again. Hubba hubba, girl!

Please post more often and join our swelling ranks of baghuntresses! Being from Jerz, you are right in "da mudda lode" of scrotewankery.
 

why hello there Kelsey @ 7:25 PM. thank you too for taking note of my comment. you and Red made invaluable contribution to HCwDB's Halloween. that was all i was trying to say. ;)
 

I would like to thank all the regs and anon-regs that contributed pics. Mrs. Head and I had many LULZ, LOLS, LULZICPTRZ, LMAO, LMFAO... and we laughed hard too.

Many salty fuccen tears.
 

Mega-Popped Pink Collar FTW!!
I almost fell over.
 

Hey, a lot of the guys had some lovely ladies. Good job. See, you don't have to be a real douche to get a quality lady. Cheers.
 

~ Orangé Bonobo Here~

I must admit I feel quite honored to have my Cheetosnian Mug up there (and don't y'all jus' LUV my HOTT!)...

And, to Archidoucheis... RE keepin' 'em popped:

The best way to keep your collars Popped (Note that I had Three!!!) is to use nifty little color-coordinated Plastic Clothes Pins... Just like I did. Snicker.

War Out! - Manimal

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