At what point have these bovines devolved enough to where we just call them cattle?

Straight up cornhole-fed cattle right thayuh.
 

Is that Bra's bicep on that dude's deltoid I see in the background?
 

monosyllabes on the house
 

California hott Nicole, you could do so much better.

Btw, Nicole white dress is hiding some serious melons. Find more Nicole pics db1, please.
 

Those big boobes need to be covered.....




...... & hers need to be uncovered.
 

Well, she didn't get a chicken caesar salad, but she did get two dense slabs of beef and a hint of cheese.
 

White: "Pretty blonde MINE!"

Red: "No, pretty blonde MINE! ME SAW FIRST"

White: "Me no care, me buy her drink."

Red: "Mine!

White: "Mine!

*riiiiiiiiip*

Red: "Me want top half! Has face!"
 

I'd feel more sympathy for Nicole if it weren't so clear that she used excretions from these two to slick down her hair.
 

Poor Nicole. You can almost smell the regret.
 

If vomit could come to life, it would throw up looking at this place
 

Dude on the right's nipple looks like a flattened Milk Dud with a Q-tip impaling a lumpy piece.
 

Roid 'zique plus mandana plus chin fun = advanced male pattern baldness.
 

This photo is a cornicopia of stench.


And, in the upper right corner above the video camera, someone has floated a perfect spit bubble into the gentle breeze
 

She has a kind of Tonya Harding-thing going on. Is this the first time out in the sun for the lump of silly putty on the left? Holy shit, there is nothing whiter. Scrote on the left has that "Oh shit, I wonder if they caught me fondling my own nipple ring" kinda look.
 

When these guys poop it extrudes out shaped like the Hilton "H".
 

he's whiter than a polar Klan rally; he's whiter than a snowstorm in the Hamptons during a cocaine festival. He's whiter than a bleached Irish seal fetus.
 

I'm pretty sure the left guy puts "Butthole Deepener" on his 1040EZ tax form.
 

Nipple piercing? Check.
Big watch? Check.
Mandanna? Check.
Safety googles? Check.
 

These two auditioned to be in the We Are Douchebags solidarity video, but they were too dumb even to make that work.
 

Looks like a press conference with Nicole playing Don King to two super-middleweight scrotes for the upcoming Meatbag championship of the world.

My moneys on Pale Dwayne in the 3rd by a DQ involving the ripping out of a nipple piercing.

Nice
 

@Medusa ^11:24

Damn you and damn these quarterly meetings. I was going to go with a pile of goat cheese and crispy bacon.

Seriously, from the vacant looks on both of their retarded faces, Nicole has got to be their nanny.

Nicole: Now boys, if you're good and do everything you're told, today we'll go to the pool!

Poop Brothers: Yay!

Nicole: And then tomorrow we're going to the zoo!

Poop Brothers: Yay!!!

Nicole: But before we go, be good boys and drink up all of your anti-freeze.

All of us: YAY!!!!!


@DarkSock ^11:48

"Deepener" Heh heh!
 

If any thread deserves a "Poop Smash" it's this one.

Where's a homely pool boy when you need one?
 

I have to wonder if the right hand 'bag is either Oscar Goldman or Rex, the inventor of Rex Kwon Do...
 

@DOCUHE WAYNE

FUE THAT! WEL ALREWADY HAVE TOO MANY FUCEN FICITONAL CHARACTERSDS IN THESE SLAPHWOAR THREADS! THERS" NOI TAMRAL IN THAT SHITE!
 

I'm pretty sure she's fingering Whitey's bunghole. Hence his little smirk.
Mandana man on the other hand is upset that the bubble left.

It's ok Mandana man it's above the camera. We can make some more.
 

I noticed that Whitey's arm is circumnavigating Nicole, and beginning to gently caress Mandana'a shoulder blade. The looks on their faces speak volumes about the profound self-discoveries they've both been confronted with.

Their Nicole-filled meatwich, is soon to become an all out sloppy manwich. They want some fun, piled on a bun.
 

Seconds after this picture was taken, Mandanna's heart exploded. Paley McPalerton then wandered off to chase the pretty bubbles. Nicole eventually found her chicken Caesar salad and enrolled in a college writing class.
 

Meatwad on the right: Your face reminds me of those stupid, skin-tight driving shoes that all of the eurotrash wear in my part of Queens. Strange, angled logos which are unrecognizable to those from the U.S. Pointed tips which beg the question, "how do normal human feet fit in there?" Except you are uglier, and douchier.
And your buddy there, he is gay.
 

Man, Chris Sabo is looking.....like a fuckin' douchebag.
 

@Justin

Careful, bro. Let's not drag Aqua Teen Hunger Force's Meatwad into this. Everybody knows he's got way more game than these two.
 

Bev Francis, on the left, finally came to grips with her desire to be a man. The other guy must be her "husband".

Nicole is just trying to get to the rest room.
 

Tanner Redwrap on the right just had a revelation: he was at first happily surprised to feel his back being stroked. But at the moment of the camera flash, he realized her left hand was out in front holding her drink, and "there's no fuckin' way" her right arm was long enough to reach him.
 

I'll bet even money that Nicole is the hairiest one of the three. And I'm betting she's not that hairy. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.
 

Justin - I love you.
I just knew you were from NYC. I fuccen knew it.
Queens isnt so far from SI.
Marry me!
 

So if Meatwad is on the right, is this where we've seen the douche on the left?

Nah, Master Shake is much creamier, and from what I've seen, isn't nearly as pasty and soft.
 

"All day long the blazing midsummer sun beat down upon that square mile of abominations: upon tens of thousands of cattle crowded into pens whose wooden floors stank and steamed contagion; upon bare, blistering, cinder-strewn railroad tracks and huge blocks of dingy meat factories, whose labyrinthine passages defied a breath of fresh air to penetrate them; and there are not merely rivers of hot blood and carloads of moist flesh, and rendering-vats and soup cauldrons, glue-factories and fertilizer tanks, that smelt like the craters of hell-there are also tons of garbage festering in the sun, and the greasy laundry of the workers hung out to dry and dining rooms littered with food black with flies, and toilet rooms that are open sewers." Name the book muthafuckas.
 

Why do guys get nipple piercings? So their butt buddies have something to play with while they fuck 'em.
 

It's funny, I work construction. I was on a jobsite today and I asked one of the guys: "can you smell it?". They asked what and I replied "I smell...........something douchey". Turns out I was right. It wasn't a skunk or a dead rabbit. It was douches².
 

@DBH

Would that be "The Jungle" by Sinclair?
 

@ Mr. Scrotato Head

"Ladies and Gentlemen let's tell Mr. Scrotato Head what he's won!"

"That's right not one but TWO hunks of porch beef prepared any way you like them. Here at Flickers we aim to please."
 

Wow, there are four bags in this photo. Two ginormous funbags on Nicole, and a ginormous douchebag to her left and right.
I'd like to find out more about two of those bags- I already know too much about the other two.
 

@ anon 1:02

Aww shucks.
 

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Note that neither are actually touching poor Nicole. More of a pubewich than a manwich. They're a couple alright, and by "couple", I mean "bookends"

And what's with the chinstraps on the pubetard on the right? Did his razor slip? That can't be done on purpose. Right? I mean, right? I have urges to rip his nipring out - his only choice would be "rip it our slowly" or "rip it our quickly"

Bozotard on the left is smirking because his dogtag (stamped "Moron") are burning his chest.
 

an overcrowded party scene is a bad place to look for a chicken Caesar salad, Nicole. just saying.
 

David Bowie's "Serious Boobies" Tour of 2008.
 

Mr. Monk and the Boobage

(What the hell. After all, this is Monk's final season.)

She does bear somewhat of a resemblance to Traylor Howard