Thursday, November 19, 2009
Name that Scrote
Last night's HCwDB After Dark pic, in which this tatted up, hat tilted, pants dropping grease-scrote was found rubbing up on a fiery zebra Latina we'll call Jezebel, was not given an official tag.
Since the naming pool is plentiful, I figured I'd open up the 'tag for Monday's Weekly. The leading contender right now is Troy Tempest with "Scribbles."
Can you do better?
Tag that 'Bag in the comments thread.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 11:02 AM 
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BahHaHaHa! This douche has made a whole "career" out of hoping people will mistake him for that other douche from Blink 182.
# posted by 
: 11:12 AM
: 11:12 AM
Mark the ink stained hoodlum.
Professor Feltcher
Worst heart burn ever
Jim Bobs BOGO Tattoo Parlor
Queequegbag
Professor Feltcher
Worst heart burn ever
Jim Bobs BOGO Tattoo Parlor
Queequegbag
"Poodlum"? At least that's what I think it says on his stomach. And if a douche goes through the trouble of getting his nickname tattooed on his stomach, we must call him by it.
# posted by : 11:22 AM
: 11:22 AM
Above the "Hoodlum" tatt, his nickname appears to be "Kaos Kidd". I'm sorry, but you don't get to nickname yourself, K.K. First rule of the street, nicknames must be earned.
I can't think of anything clever. Words like "asshat" and "assclown" pop into my waterlogged brain, but they don't seem appropriate. He is trying so very hard to be a "bad boy".
A while back, I saw a documentary on body piercings, and it showed a guy taking a bullet for the scar. Since he has everything else, I'd like to give him a couple of those, center mass. I won't even charge him for the bullets.
I can't think of anything clever. Words like "asshat" and "assclown" pop into my waterlogged brain, but they don't seem appropriate. He is trying so very hard to be a "bad boy".
A while back, I saw a documentary on body piercings, and it showed a guy taking a bullet for the scar. Since he has everything else, I'd like to give him a couple of those, center mass. I won't even charge him for the bullets.
TattchinDribble
BroInkus
Gat Tatt Matt
I Loves me the needle
Nostratattamus
Poo Yardie
Ink Spill
---Sully O'Baggins
BroInkus
Gat Tatt Matt
I Loves me the needle
Nostratattamus
Poo Yardie
Ink Spill
---Sully O'Baggins
# posted by : 11:45 AM
: 11:45 AM
"Stevie Wonder's Tattoo Experience" comes to mind.
Can you imagine, just for a moment, the horrific sense of personal failure his parents must feel every time they lay their eyes on this idiot?
Can you imagine, just for a moment, the horrific sense of personal failure his parents must feel every time they lay their eyes on this idiot?
By the way, you should all check out her dad on the new website DOHCWDB. There is a video of him closing his head in a vice to stop the pain.
No kidding, check it out.
Dr. DB
No kidding, check it out.
Dr. DB
Shrivel-Dick Nick
Inkspot Robot
Tattalanche
Poonami
El Flaco and Pink Taco
Jackoff Poollock
---Sully O'Baggins
---Sully O'Baggins
Inkspot Robot
Tattalanche
Poonami
El Flaco and Pink Taco
Jackoff Poollock
---Sully O'Baggins
---Sully O'Baggins
# posted by : 11:57 AM
: 11:57 AM
Taggedbag. My money is on him having fallen asleep in a tattoo parlour and waking up with these uncoordinated scribbles on him. No sentient being would ask anyone to do that to them.
The Undecided Bag - he seems to have left space around his nipples in case he does decide to go ahead with the sex change. After all he doesn't want to stretch any of his tats when he has his new boobs put in.
Plus has anyone noticed but I an not sure that those tattoos are actually part of him? I think they might be mats of semi-sentient bacterial matter as they are trying to colonise the poor girl next to him. They've already leaked off his arms onto her shoulder and the handle of his gun has been caught in mid-transform as it creeps onto her breast and pretends to be a flower.
The Undecided Bag - he seems to have left space around his nipples in case he does decide to go ahead with the sex change. After all he doesn't want to stretch any of his tats when he has his new boobs put in.
Plus has anyone noticed but I an not sure that those tattoos are actually part of him? I think they might be mats of semi-sentient bacterial matter as they are trying to colonise the poor girl next to him. They've already leaked off his arms onto her shoulder and the handle of his gun has been caught in mid-transform as it creeps onto her breast and pretends to be a flower.
# posted by : 12:12 PM
: 12:12 PM
How bout
Omg-i-wanna-pound-his-fuccen-face-in-for-having-same-hott-in-more-than-one-pic-which-means-she-actually-chooses-to-be-with-him-and-i-want-to-cry-now
Too long?
Well then, how bout "Scrotes Illustrated" and if Jezebel is underage "Scrotes Illustrated for Kids"
or "Backpack Tat 'Bag"
-noobbag
Omg-i-wanna-pound-his-fuccen-face-in-for-having-same-hott-in-more-than-one-pic-which-means-she-actually-chooses-to-be-with-him-and-i-want-to-cry-now
Too long?
Well then, how bout "Scrotes Illustrated" and if Jezebel is underage "Scrotes Illustrated for Kids"
or "Backpack Tat 'Bag"
-noobbag
# posted by : 12:20 PM
: 12:20 PM
Scrote Post
Poonigma
Farty McDouche
Scratchy Pymethrin
Clay Midea
Lice Dick Dan
The Skid Mark
Butt Finger
Andy Whorehol
and my favorite...
Shit-for-brains.
Poonigma
Farty McDouche
Scratchy Pymethrin
Clay Midea
Lice Dick Dan
The Skid Mark
Butt Finger
Andy Whorehol
and my favorite...
Shit-for-brains.
@ Dr. DB 11:53
Dual overhead cams with douchebags? That site doesn't really sound that good.
-noobbag
Dual overhead cams with douchebags? That site doesn't really sound that good.
-noobbag
# posted by : 12:27 PM
: 12:27 PM
You guys effin rule. I wish I wasn't so late to the party once again. Closing on the house today and you should SEE the basement in this place. Buffalo Bill is begging to use it for the weekend.
But, I digress. And I toss in my offerings:
Doodlebag
Scratchpad
Pokey
Splatterpud
Shopping list
Practicebag
Slim Inkins
And....
The Inkling.
But, I digress. And I toss in my offerings:
Doodlebag
Scratchpad
Pokey
Splatterpud
Shopping list
Practicebag
Slim Inkins
And....
The Inkling.
I like Cartoon Out-of-Work... lol that's a good one.
And BTW, it was me who did Stink 180-Poo. Thank you, thank you.
And BTW, it was me who did Stink 180-Poo. Thank you, thank you.
# posted by : 1:05 PM
: 1:05 PM
Roast Beef Rainbow Sheen
...you know what I'm talking about. We've ALL seen it...that rainbow sheen on roast beef slices...right? Right?
...you know what I'm talking about. We've ALL seen it...that rainbow sheen on roast beef slices...right? Right?
I think his stomach says Pood cum... isn't that just another way of saying "Feltch"? Just sayin'
# posted by : 1:25 PM
: 1:25 PM
Pathological narcissism is only skin deep. Inside the skin is a taint-scented vacuum
# posted by : 1:33 PM
: 1:33 PM
I don't believe there are many left to choose from, DB1 . . . the only word that came to mind when first I saw this ink-stained wanker was 'perineum' . . . a quick hop to the anagram machine produced -
Unripe Me
Pee in rum
Me prune I
Unsatisfied, I elaborated with 'sweaty perineum' and found a more satisfying -
A weenier stumpy
A weepers mutiny
Meanie spew yurt
Retinae spew yum
Enema w'ite syrup
Eaten Wiry Spume
I'm going with a compromise, the anagram inspired 'Weepy Perineum'
That Bleeth looks just like my cousin.
Unripe Me
Pee in rum
Me prune I
Unsatisfied, I elaborated with 'sweaty perineum' and found a more satisfying -
A weenier stumpy
A weepers mutiny
Meanie spew yurt
Retinae spew yum
Enema w'ite syrup
Eaten Wiry Spume
I'm going with a compromise, the anagram inspired 'Weepy Perineum'
That Bleeth looks just like my cousin.
# posted by : 1:39 PM
: 1:39 PM
I don't know - saulgoode's "Travis-T" at 11:56 a.m. was pretty good, too.
I'm going with "Batting Practice."
I'm going with "Batting Practice."
Dick Mitten
Sir Lost A Bet
Do I have something on my face?
Poobeef salad
Smell's like death
Travis Cocker
Travis Barker's Pud
Peaving Las Vegas
Scratch `n Sniff?
Sir Lost A Bet
Do I have something on my face?
Poobeef salad
Smell's like death
Travis Cocker
Travis Barker's Pud
Peaving Las Vegas
Scratch `n Sniff?
A tall punching-stick tatted up like my 6-year-old's color-by-numbers book. Hummm, let me think...
How about:
scrotumpole
How about:
scrotumpole
A question what is the significance of having the hat always tilt awar from the hot. Does he constantly change it from side to side depending on where she is standing
Someone said it in the comments on the previous picture, so I did not make this up, but I go with "Tragic Barker" FTW
# posted by : 1:57 PM
: 1:57 PM
No matter what we call this waste of flesh, in the joint Bubba the Lovedog calls Mr. Hoodlum - "Promdate".
Enough of him. Knock one of her teeth out and give her a beehive and she'd win first prize in the Amy Winehouse look-a-like contest.
# posted by : 2:07 PM
: 2:07 PM
Vomitorium of Color
Sphinxy
Monkey Love
Poo Operator
How do you keep a moron busy?
Scrotangelo (after Michelangelo)
Nightmare on Tatt Street
Freddy Doucher
Ennui
Blast of ass
Rectal Molasses
Nerduckhen Goes to Jerzey
Tattywhacker
Tattus Maximus
Do you want fries with that?
Sphinxy
Monkey Love
Poo Operator
How do you keep a moron busy?
Scrotangelo (after Michelangelo)
Nightmare on Tatt Street
Freddy Doucher
Ennui
Blast of ass
Rectal Molasses
Nerduckhen Goes to Jerzey
Tattywhacker
Tattus Maximus
Do you want fries with that?
His chin almost matches Salt Lick's lower belly. The designs could almost interlock.....
Nahhhhh, couldn't be!
Nahhhhh, couldn't be!
I've met this guy. He lives in Chicago and does shitty graffiti. He's also a blithering idiot - if that's a surprise to anyone.
Is that supposed to be a tatt of her on his lower sternum? What does it say underneath it?
Poxson?
Poxbon?
What's on his throat?
End Strange Typos?
End Starch Types?
I'm confoosed.
Poxson?
Poxbon?
What's on his throat?
End Strange Typos?
End Starch Types?
I'm confoosed.
Lotsa good name ideas up there.
But I'm stickin with Scribbles.
I've seen a variety of really bad tatts in my day, but this spinning bucket of hurl is right near the top of the list.
I mean - it's not even well done. It's just random nonsense - scribbles. He probably started off like this idiot, and then thought it was cool. Soon it took over his life, and now he is just a collection of doodles, a scribble pad of undying stupidity.
But I'm stickin with Scribbles.
I've seen a variety of really bad tatts in my day, but this spinning bucket of hurl is right near the top of the list.
I mean - it's not even well done. It's just random nonsense - scribbles. He probably started off like this idiot, and then thought it was cool. Soon it took over his life, and now he is just a collection of doodles, a scribble pad of undying stupidity.
Graffeces
Wretch-A-Sketch
The Ink Pot
Flash
Taggy McGee
Captain Indecisive
Butt4 - which is short for 'But For the Grace of God'
Post No Bill
That Guy That Passed Out at Medusa's House After She'd Done a Ton of Blow
Wretch-A-Sketch
The Ink Pot
Flash
Taggy McGee
Captain Indecisive
Butt4 - which is short for 'But For the Grace of God'
Post No Bill
That Guy That Passed Out at Medusa's House After She'd Done a Ton of Blow
SpiroCrap
"Wait! Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in douche activity? Think about it."
"Wait! Did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in douche activity? Think about it."
@Troy Tempest ^2:33
I don't know. I think I'm now leaning towards "Spinning bucket of Hurl"
Would look more impressive on a business card.
I don't know. I think I'm now leaning towards "Spinning bucket of Hurl"
Would look more impressive on a business card.
Jezebel is hot; she has a little of the Carly thing going on. I like her.
He is a full pud, and will win the weekly in a landslide. Everybody else is playing for second place now. And since this month is half over, I like him to take the monthly, based on what I've seen so far.
Douchebag. Loser. Et- fuccen-cetera.
He is a full pud, and will win the weekly in a landslide. Everybody else is playing for second place now. And since this month is half over, I like him to take the monthly, based on what I've seen so far.
Douchebag. Loser. Et- fuccen-cetera.
I think by now we know (unfortunately) that this isn't Travis ("Stink-180-Poo" would've been nice) Barker. So our judging can't leverage that connection. I happen to like "Wretch-a-Sketch"...
# posted by : 3:06 PM
: 3:06 PM
Baron Von Goolo: probably the most efficient 'baghunter here.
"Wretch-a-Sketch" is nice! I guess this guy's baby broheim would be Magna Douchebag.
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"Wretch-a-Sketch" is nice! I guess this guy's baby broheim would be Magna Douchebag.
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