I'll give him some cred for his Hott's from the future of 1997 when Robopud was first built
 

Fantastic butt cheek.

Suddenly I feel a strong urge to spelunk.

AV
 

Must be "Boobie Day" on HCwDB. Happy birthday to me.
 

Does he get full douche?? I'm not so sure...DB1 please help. The thumbs up hand gesture is pretty tame. Certainly the shaven everything is a bad sign. Is it real pouty mouth or ice in mouth? No visible tats?!? No 3 ton watch?!? Only medium barf jewelery?
 

With Morton’s steady jizz and tonic diet entering its fifth day, his famished albino tapeworm slithered out of his boardshorts, and rummaged about the Rehab floor for any spare porch beef scraps it could find.
 

As his catheter swayed loosely about his knees, James made sure his colostomy bag’s refuse was ripe enough for Bernadette and Shirley’s complex tastes.
 

The Two Girls One Cup sequel was going swimmingly, until Sherman tasted a hint of his brother's semen in the fecal matter he was about to swallow.
 

Lorraine mulled about in the rear, hoping people would take notice of her new umbrella shade wig.
 

In black bikini hott's rear, I would pee.
 

Regarding black bikini hott:

I'd like to see me walk a mile in her shit.
 

"Bleethed or alive, you're coming with me!"
 

Look at his little tiny legs. He looks like a chicken.

I like the thumbs-up but he is still full-bore douche.

His hotts are not so hot, kinda flabby for one of his 'roided up status.
 

You RAPETIME are an idiot, sexy black bathing suit hot is beyond hot, that and her mom on the right still had it going on..
 

WOW PHAH IS A PHAG
 

Dear Ms. Black Bikini,

I want to be civilized about this but the only words I can find are from the great Eric Idle:

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

I apologize for the crudeness but YOWZA!
 

Black bikini hott has that sultry "I'm a whore but totally worth the risk" thing goin on with the sunglasses peep. Douche has a pinky ring, which, combined with the GSR, makes him, well, a fucking douche.

Zebra stripes is mediocre at best, but I would gladly feast upon her if Black bikini were for dessert.
 

Does Robopud qualify for the ultimate 2009 'bag move...the groin shave reveal?

I don't want to see it pud...move it along.
 

Maybe Robopud is gaaaaayyyyy.....
 

You homos with your sharp noses up each others asses complaining about these hotts make me sicker than a starving dog at an endless litter box. They are both so hott their undies have to go through a cool-down cycle before they go in the hamper. They're so hott their farts spontaneously combust. I'd bang either one of them so fast that I'd be through and gone before they finished saying "ew, gross!" I'd bang them so hard I'd need a hip replacement. I'd roll them over faster than an Indonesian ferry.

homos.
 

Wait a minute - he has legs? I thought he was using the hotts as crutches.

And then I was considering breaking a leg, but I digress.
 

Seriously, if you don't think Ms. Black Bikini isn't hot nor her friend Ms. Zebra bikini isn't hot go ahead and check to see if you even have a package and some nuts. I'll wait.





"I hate waiting." If your nuts haven't droppped, you are too young to be here. If they have WTF is your problem? If you're Medusa (or any of the other women who grace this site)I apologize about the nuts thing but you know what I mean.

I could only hope to be able to floss my teeth with one strand that came from either of these two luscious hotts' bikinis that had been shat out from a dysentery-ridden leper whose diet consisted of asparagus, brussel sprouts, and chipotle burritos.
 

Fuck that Robopud guy.

That umbrella on the right has some horrible high heels on.

There's a dude in the background wearing a trucker hat.
 

ROBOPUD likes the rotogravure of Hotts: black and white and ready-to-fuck all over.

And over and over.

And over.
 

Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

Middle.....diddle?

Fuck a duck. My rhymes suck.
 

Pubic lice, or Pthirus pubis, more commonly known as crabs derive their name from the crab-shaped insects that sometimes take up residence in the pubic hair. Crabs like the warm moist areas of our bodies so can also be found in the axilla (arm pit), in the facial hair and sometimes even in eyelashes too. The adult lice lay their eggs on the hair shafts close to the skin and take 7 to 10 days to hatch. They feed on human blood.

How do you get Pubic Lice?
You get crabs by being in direct physical contact with someone who already has them. They can occasionally be transmitted by contact with, for example, the towels, bed sheets or clothes of an infested person. The lice can only survive for between 24 and 48 hours away from the human body.

Signs Symptoms of Pubic Lice (Crabs)
Itching in the pubic area is the most common symptom.
Nits are pubic lice eggs. They are hard to see but are found firmly attached to the hair shaft.

After the eggs hatch a baby louse called a nymph emerges. They are smaller versions of the adults they become after 7 days.

Adult crabs are visible to the naked eye but because of their gray, white or brown color are difficult to see as they can easily blend in with their surroundings. You may see faint blue spots where they have bitten you. Under a magnifying glass you can see that the pubic lice have six legs, their two front legs are very large and look like the pincher claws of a crab.

The Centers for Disease Control advise that pubic lice infestation in a young child or teenager "may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse".

Treatment of Pubic Lice (Crabs)
There are a number of medications available from your drug store without a prescription, Permethrin 1% crème rinse is one of the most common, will kill the lice. One application is all it takes. Read the instructions carefully and follow them.

The usual procedure is to wash your pubic hair, dry the area then apply the crème rinse and leave it on for 10 minutes. Rinse off with water and dry with a clean towel. Because the dead lice may still be attached to the hair shafts it is a good idea to comb the area with a fine tooth comb but you can remove them with your nails. Lice in the eyebrows and eyelashes should be picked out with your finger tips or with the fine toothed comb. Do not use the chemical anywhere near your eyes or your mouth.

A prescription medication, called Lindane (1%) is also available to treat pubic lice. Lindane is not recommended for pregnant or nursing women, or for children less than 2 years old.

Prevention of Crabs

# Step 1: Wash or dry-clean all your sheets, towels, and clothes so you do not re-infest yourself or others. Any other pieces of clothing can be put in a plastic bag for 30 days in which time all the lice will die.


# Step 2: Inform your sexual partner. You do not want to risk re-infestation and you need to get them to have treatment. Intimate contact should be avoided until treatment has been completed.

# Step 3: Clean your bathroom and shower with bathroom cleaner or bleach.

# Step 4: If the treatment is not successful and the lice are found again repeat the treatment after 7 to 10 days. If they still persist seek medical advice.
 

Robopud deserves credit for spicing up the next weekly.

and by "credit" i mean DROWN IN A VOLCANO.

i was gonna start heavily licking my monitor (more specifically, the hott portions of the pic), but after witnessing Josephine unload her "erudite clarity" on HCwDB, i think that will have to wait a few days.
 

Groin shave = instadouche.
 

At least Robopud has the sense to hang out with some shorter hotties.

Watch and learn, Baggie/Alex.
 

LOOK AT THAT ASS!









Sorry...
 

You gonna let him call you that, Robopud?
 

That's a Level 20 GSR with Wet Towel Weight Assist
 

Yes...I was waiting for the day when he would make it on this site without me having to submit a pic. Another one of my Ex's friends that has made it on the site...too funny...I know one of these days I am bound to see my ex on here too...I mean hell basically all of his friends have made it, that has to mean something. I def learned my lesson though, no more pretty boys, with muscles, that love going to party n being the center of attention, that care more about their appearance than I do, just leads to disappointment. Have to say he hid who he really was for the longest time but the douche eventually came out and I saw the real him. The one that acts like I don't exist when I'm not around and like he is single. Typical. And this douche in the pic had a lot of influence on his behavior as well. I tried to keep the peace out of respect for my ex, but it was just too hard with this guy. One time he even came at me and full on started a huge argument with me and was trying to kick me out of my ex's house and told me that he was going to make sure I would never step foot in his house again...lmao...seriously who does that? Who starts a fight with your friends girlfriend, he would have never pulled that shit if my ex was actually there. He apologized to my ex but never me. It's so funny cuz these guys don't even realize they are douches. I even said to my ex a few times that the way he dressed and how he would act with his friends sometimes was just like the guys on HCWDB's. He was slowly pulling away from the douche behavior and was almost cured but for some reason I don't know why or how he got sucked back in. So sad he is going to end up alone. Yah he will be successful and have all these great things but what are they really worth if you don't have a family to share them with. Some guys, they just don't realize what is good for them.
 

@ Anon ^

Dangit, were you and I with the same dude?!?!

I have sweet potato pie, come on over and we'll commiserate.

I never take boobies for granted. UH, I mean I'm here to help.
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IESAu7hvzJQ

this vid is really funny
 

Hey Captain Bringdown, it sounds like you haven't had any for a while. Go talk to Bagpoleon who'll probably jack you off if you buy him a beer.
 

Why has no one pointed out that the hott in black has the most amazing banging incredible bangable bonable grabbable smokin squeezable body of any hott to ever hott on this site full of hotts???

Srsly? What's up?
 

Fonz-thumb is not enough to offset kissy lips and its old-school inertness is undone by the index finder ring. Bad form, Robodouche.
 

Ass Pear of the year? I think so...
 

I submitted this picture.

YES.

Wait till DB1 gets even deeper into the treasure trove I sent him not to mention what i have not sent yet..

And yes hot on the left is on another level of eyegasmic eye candy. Ive met her a few times, her names Alyssa.. fitness model.
 

What's wrong with the douche's stomach? Did he get ab sculpting surgery or something?