Can I please get some lime & tequila with that?
 

Look out y'all I gotz my nipple pinchin' gloves on! No one is safe!

~JUSTIN
 

I didn't realize Wendy's employee's had to wear gloves outside of work too.
 

Trent had been meaning to profess his love of Chad at the Michael Jackson concert in London, but the tribute at the bowling alley would have to sufice.
 

There are many levels of Hott on this site (in descending order): 1) the truly gorgeous/sexy/sweet girls who inspire the most soul-wrenching confusion and dismay when paired with the likes of KettleHead or E-Blo; 2) the surgically augmented and somewhat trashy low-level Bleeths who are more likely to commingle with douche, but are still delightful to ogle at inappropriate times; 3) fully skanked out Bleeths replete with all the typical Douche signifiers and a cornucopia of biological lifeforms in the nether regions, and 4)....


...this broad.
 

That chick looks to be on something stronger than alcohol. Roofies? Or is that Floories?
 

What's wrong with her eyes? Or maybe that's just the roofies kicking in...
 

American Gladiators after-party?

Army of DOuche-ness
 

"Salt Lick" appears to be pinching the wrong nipple.....or is he? Maybe his broheim "Loaf" is his.....

Well, I think you know where I'm going with that.
 

Tatt-sleeve on the left's face clearly shows that he isn't 100% comfortable with what is happening, but there's no way he'd intervene and tell his brah that date rape isn't cool. After all, Salt Lick might drop some faggot/pussy/homo bombs, which are like kryptonite to the douche ego.

Congrats Salt Lick, you were able to pull a 19 year old with a 0.31 BAC, herpes, and severe daddy issues.
 

Salt Lick: a hot in your lap, but you pinch your bro's moob? hoping for a threesome, are you?
 

This site is both tragic and hilarious. I was unaware these freaks were such a blight on my neighbours to the south. It is hunting season here. And by hunting season I mean Boobies.
 

I'd like to see how Mr. Scrotato Head weighs on on this one.
 

Why do they call them roofies, anyway? You're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories!!

Or rapies.

Well played, anon way up there ^
 

More photo evidence that Michael Jackson is alive!!
 

I've been beaten to the obvious comments, kudos gentlemen. Yes, this girl looks to be about ten seconds away from puking on her shoes.

Did anyone notice in the additional pic that this choad put his tribal shit on top of his barbed wire armband and left room for the Chinese symbol for child molester? That's the shit about tattoos dude, you gotta plan it out. You do know your entire right arm is blank right?
 

Rohypnol
 

Cover photo for "Bisexual Delights #35: I Ain't Gay you Homo, I Just Need the Money".
 

He reminds me of the line from that George Strait movie, Pure Country.

"The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken shit. That little white speck is chicken shit too."
 

Is it still considered an "Eiffel Tower" if the guys kiss while high-fiving?
 

@ Anon 2:20

I said it before and I'll say it again.

Who are you, and why are you and I not friends? You, sir or madam, are a wordsmith of the highest order.

@ Capt BD
You owe me a new laptop, again. Coffee with shewed-up bits of oatmeal cookie this time. And I think a snot rocket, too.

This girl looks like she bunks with Karaoke Robot.


....too soon?
 

That girl is not a hott chick.

She looks like she's about to vomit.

The one guy is pinching the other guy's nipple.

It looks like that alien spaceship from Fire in the Sky is in the background.
 

What precisely the fuck are we witnessing???

I've seen less sickening things growing in a petri dish




in a level-4 biohazard vault at the CDC.











oh wait, this is just their re-enactment of Rembrandt's masterpiece, "The Night Watch"!

that clears it up.











and by 'clears it up', I mean: Kentucky inbreeding makes for some dang crayzy poontang once she hits 15.


yeah, the south's gonna do it again...
 

Holy Shit, Pepe Le Pew has gone live action.
 

This picture should serve as a public service announcement as proof to why women shouldn't just swallow that little blue pill someone gives you at the rave.
 

@El Queso at 3:18.

The Nightwatch re-enactment? I literally pissed myself on that one. Awesome.

You FTW my friend.
 

I think it's grossly unfair to characterize this poor fellow as bisexual.


The chick is just trying to convert him, he is obviously a pole smoker. That's some resid form his last facial.

French for shower.
 

She's, what, 16 max?
 

I need a vacation...
 

Agreed Crucial, my postings have become less inspired lately.
 

what the shit is this? mickey mouse & goofy unwinding after hours? sumbitch forgot to take his gloves off. and goofy looks like someone's fat aunt who decided to get crappy tattoos.

also- um...did these douchebags drug a 10 year-old from a local ballet school? they get creepier every day. sheesh.
 

@End the Haberdouchery,

We should have an HCwDB summit.

We can tell our wives we're going on a "business trip." But instead, we can all meet up in Costa Rica, drink booze, and mock the scrotes that DB1 posts on a giant computer screen.

We would all have keyboards with shot glass holders built in. The bottom of the keyboard would have a cockk holster that manipulates your junk each time a hott is posted.

A hi-tech circle jerk.

Okay, is that soooo gay?

Aye carumba, work is moggling my bind.
 

Only gay if the cock holster is another man's mouth. Otherwise it sounds like a good way to get the F out of town.

I think if this site keeps going strong we could get something like a Lebowski-fest going. The boss could host an event in Vegas. Catered with Hostess snack cakes and an open bar with a fine selection of fortified wines.
 

Amen brother.

I'll bring the Maker's Mark and Pechuga Del Maguey.
 

Q: Is every person in the 2 photos Asian, save the menage a skank? (Maybe the bright t-shirt guy to the left in Photo #1 is not either.)

That is, is this a snapshot from a trip to Bangkok, and when I say Bangkok, I really do mean Bangkok? Like maybe Trixie here is one of the 7 year olds that our boys have rented for the hour and they're getting started in the street?
 

Re: the trip to Vegas/Costa Rica/Akron (ok, maybe not), count me in.

I'd love to meet several of you.

And even more of you scare the crap out of me and I'm telling you that the gang is meeting in Scranton.
 

My parole hearing is not until next year. Please accept my regrets on the Vegas Fest.
 

Just what in fuck's name is this? This cannot be real human-type people.

This has got to be Boatbutter's Halloween photo submission. Right? Right?
 

I can't help but think that something terrible happened to that poor girl after this photo was taken. By horrible I mean having to watch her boy friend with the gloves go back to work giving tugs at the gloryhole.

French for shower.
 

Chad gives "Meat" one more nipple squeeze before the final round of the World Bukkake Championships.
 

And what in fuck's name is that Asian monstrosity on the left?

Is that Yoko Ono and Steven Tyler's love child?


Fuck!
 

Not what you think.

http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/
 

There's not touching women and then there's not touching women. But Salt Lick, you've taken hating women and hating yourself to an all new level. No hands on the minor, all hands with the miner.

Took you a long time to come up with the glove shtick, didn’t it? And the hair, well that was, wow, it was like, wow, it just came to you night and it was, it was wow, like a lightning bolt, wasn’t it? And only tight clothes, right? Tight shirt, tight pants. Some times a loose shirt over the top. Maybe even a cropped top?

But here's the thing. In your quest for originality, to be someone who stands out, you’ve failed miserably. Remember that stash of crusty, sticky magazines you keep hidden away in the basement? The ones that if your bros ever discovered you’d be even more humiliated than if they found out you love cock.

That’s right; you know what I’m talking about. You’re not original though you are one twisted f*cker. You see, the gloves, the hair, muscles, the “no touching”, even the love for other muscle-bound dudes; it’s all been done before.

I just feel for little Kitty Pride there. At least have the decency to put the lid on the trash can when you’re done with her.
 

WTF is with the white satin gloves???
 

@Chris,

It's a glitter applique device so that Tall, Dark, and Gay for Pay shits Christmas ornaments.
 

this site is falling off. the 'hot' chicks are getting uglier, the douches are getting older. what gives?
 

"O monstrous! O strange! we are haunted.
Pray, masters! fly, masters!--Help!"
 

@Georgia, 6:05 p.m. -

If what you say is really true, it could be a sign that we're winning.

Then again, have you seen Poopaloompa? Don't let part of one day of entries mislead you - there's still a war to be won.
 

Not ugly just worn down from an evening of roofies, fondling, Goose and trying to keep her boy Salt Lick from anal raping his nipple buddy.

She is also worried about her portfolio, and by portfolio I mean her dime bag.

French for shower.
 

.....and by portfolio I mean her dime bag.

Oh hell, Salt Lick's a sugar daddy, too. (facepalm)
 

Purple Nurple!!!!
 

Dad, it's embarrassing enough that we're wearing the same shirt, can you, please, stop pinching my nipples?
 

Hottest Hott we've seen (on the site) today...
 

@Georgia, 6:05 p.m.

Not all the chicks are getting uglier, but as Wheezer mentioned Poopaloompa, if he wins the HCwDB of the month, indeed, it'll be unprecedented in terms of the chick ain't hot, it's just people voting for douchebag, a bag for certain, but only a bag. It's as if people think this site is called "douchebags.com" forgetting the hott in the equation.

OR...

Never thought of this, maybe actually the commenters are all gaybags? This would explain every vote for the Poopaloompa, gaybags don't care about hots. Hmmm, interesting.

So basically go down the list/line of all the commenters in the monthly, every person that voted for Poopaloompa MUST be a gaybag. No question, because if they were straight, they'd be voting for someone else, someone with a hott.

It all makes sense now.

By sense, I mean boobies.
 

Salt Lick confirms for Brah the total depth of penile insertion the Sophmore talent show winner was going to receive that night.
 

@Filthy McBaggin: heh heh. aaaathankyuverrymuuch!
 

Von Douche @ 6:45

I have weighed the evidence; your arguments are insufficient, and lack any modicum of reasonable evidence as support.

Case dismissed, slacker.
 

15 will get you 20
 

25 will get you her
 

1. Props to Anon 4:42 for "Tugs At The Glory Hole", which obviously is the best band name. Ever.

2. Crucial, et al: A Bag Hunter summit is a grand idea. You know, the 2010 AIA convention is in Miami. I have to attend this year; I'm thinking since Miami is centrally located geographically we should just all hook up there. Goolo could prolly drive over; 1 hour round trip tops.

Last year at the national convention in San Francisco I puked old whiskey up onto the floors of the new DeYoung Museum.

Before that, at the 2008 convention in Boston, me and two of my partners in the firm ran up a $600 tab at the Oishii sushi restaurant (not hard to do there; mostly booze though) but they still threw us out because we ordered Kobe beef and they brought out these little urns with red hot coals to cook the strips over (BAD fuccen idea), and one of us was too shitty and knocked one over and almost started a fire...anyway, good times. Let's hook up.
 

We saw Jude Law there. Or some white dude. Can't remember clearly. Kept looking over at us with that Limey sniff-shit look.

NO. Fuck YOU, Jude Law. Baby sitter diddler.

When Robert Plant played in Biloxi at The Beau in 2005 Jude was there on the front row WITH THE BABY SITTER he got busted with the next week.

He and I are linked cosmically.

I have gas.
 

Ha it was him. Cheating on Sienna Miller:

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4161/is_20050717/ai_n14784297/
 

Tugs at the glory hole.
 

RE the 2nd pic: have you ever seen a guy less into a chick? He's trying real hard not to let any of her get on his gloves. He's holding her up with just his right wrist and left elbow, so as to minimize surface contact, all while she's trying to jump him.

Still, that's one strong wrist. I guess handing out tug jobs at the glory hole (thanks Anon) has it's payoffs.
 

Thanks for the non sexual love. These are my first posts and I have limited tech skills so I'm posting anonymously. If I can figure out the google blog thing I'll call myself French for shower.

I actually love this girl. Of course if we find out she's only twelve I mean it in a fatherly non sexual way kind of like Salt Lick.

See you guys at the Gloryhole.

Hang on I guess I won't, seems to be the whole point of the gloryhole doesn't it. Smilie that shivers and spits posted here.

French for shower.
 

For some reason the term "pungent discharge" is continuously running through my head.
 

It looks like Shayna has some sort of taser device in her right hand. Maybe this little minx is luring that monkey turd in for the kill. Only moments after this photo was snapped our drunken Shayna unmercifully shocked Kyle's genitals.

Excellent work Shayna. Forgive my fellow baghunters, they have been jaded by the bleeth. Let me make it up to you by taking you out for a spirited night on the town. And may I extend to you a passionate rim job as dessert?

But only if you play your cards right.

And by cards, I mean tickle my scrotum with your porch beef.
 

This photo spooks on so many levels, and one of them was missed...the weirdo with no irises in his eyeballs, ya know, the ZOMBIE in the Ed Hardyesque black shirt
behind and left of our Hero here.

Of course, the Bleeth is also apparently a ZOMBIE, and her matching outfit Asian ugly-sort friend to the left has equally weird but shaded eyes.

But I am totally captivated by the Mickey Mouse cartoon character inspired gloved hand doing "the nip" in strong white on black. His hair is also nipped white in the front in the manner of those born with the white blemish on black or brunette hair. His gay buddy also has a bit-o-white-nip on the hair and a stud earring.

I get weary looking at this stuff. It's to the point I have clearly seen more douchebaggery and Bleethery on this site than in real life.

I JUST WANT TO SLAP THEM ALL SILLY.
 

now i can't stop thinking about the HCwDB summit and automatic cock holsters. good job Crucial.

by the by, Salt Lick looks like his cock holster malfunctioned.
 

Damn. Just missed being able to write:

"SIXTY NINTH!!!"

Damn.
 

WTF??? Why would someone seriously want to wear these gloves? well, the other adouchements are just too many to mention. It is a sad sad pic this one...
 

Salt Lick is the mutant love child of Peppy La Pue and Minny Mouse and makes spending change as a body double in Loony Tunes. He lives in a cage behind his mother's double wide.

His buddy, Beefy McTat, is a jizz mopper/bouncer for gay porno shoots who scored big tips from the boys in "Rambutt Part II".

McTat invited Lick on vacation. That's when they ran into the two bit meretrix between them. This tepid tart, B porno film actress Sloth Eye Flamingo, just found her father's 1970s lost stash of rubber biscuits in an old duffel bag. She mistook the 714s for Vitamin Cs. She was found moments after this photo was taken draped like the limp piece of Oscar Myer baloney she is over the lip of a 55gallon trash can, her head inside. Eventhough her pert derrier was riding high up in the air, old Salt Lick and Beefy McTat, having figured out their true sexuality with Ms. Flamingos failed test to give either of them bonerage, knew their "alone time" was now insured.

Word has it that Salt Lick pulled both of McTat's nipples til they were longer than a run of salt water taffy. McTat now wraps his nipples around his left arm to add a little panache to his "live life dangerously" forearm band and what appears to be a pizza pan on his wrist band. McTat knows that more arm bands mean more power. He was a big fan of Wonder Woman and in fact will begin saving for one of her headbands in the near future . . . if he can stay out of trouble. And there lies a problem.

See all the Thai people around them? I have it on good authority Gary Glitter booked Salt and Beefy a room at the Bangkok Super 8 from his prison cell. Mr. Glitter is hoping Salt and McTat will tire of one another, try out some teen age bone puffers, and with the right luck, the authorities will grant him an early pardon for flipping on two of his friends.

If this happens, Salt Lick and Beefy McTat will be devoured by 300 hungry hard core Bangkok prisoners who would like nothing more than 100% Pure USDA Grade Choice Beef instead of the usual fare served in the jail.

Thus spake Zarathrustrod
 

She looks to have been drugged, which would explain a few things.
 

What really hurt is when I was confronted with the impending exchange of bodily fluids. The second pic just confirmed my suspicions, and gave further indications that it's not going to stop with just these two. Barely conscious hott will block this night out, then drown her three young children in the bathtub ten years from now when the repressed memories come flying back all at once.

I don't know where this party is, but I'm hoping a continental divide separates myself and The Salt Lick.

I'd rather have a blind gorilla give me lemon juice enema than meet this taint bag.

I'd rather give a rim job to a angry, prolapsing hippopotamus than share a Nehi with this turd puddle.

I'm not sure these two pictures should stay up. They look like evidence in a sexual assault case.

Salt Lick is wearing clean gloves. His bud just watched Se7en and shaved his fingerprints off.
 

A Michael Jackson glove and an ugly Hott....disgusting.
 

She looks like a homeless shopping cart lady with a hot bod.

I like that combo.
 

@Anon/"French for shower," 9:40 p.m. -

These are my first posts and I have limited tech skills so I'm posting anonymously. If I can figure out the google blog thing I'll call myself French for shower.

You have a couple of options:

1) Get yourself a Blogger account (which you've apparently already guessed).
2) If a Blogger account doesn't work for you, you can always choose the "Name/URL" option below the comment text box and type in that ID there.
3) The "OpenID" option appears to be for other blog sites - I don't use any of those, so I guess you'd have to log in under one of those to use such an option.

Regardless of the option you choose, welcome to the ranks of the 'baghunters!
 

@DarkSock,

So the next convention's in Miami?? Damn. I'm not sure I want to leave the mainland. I mean, I've heard Cuba's not too safe these days.
 

@ Crucial:

It's totally safe, since reunification.

We're on the mainland? Damn. Well, we're architects, not geologists right?
 

Meanwhile, to the far left of the picture: When did Yoko Ono start working out?
 

"Rohhhh-hip-nal, whoaaa-oh"
 

@Darksock 1046
Just before she played hide the porch beef with Steve Tyler
(see Vin Douchal 0445).
 

WTF w/ the glove? Is Carrie imploring Salt Lick not to go back to the dark side by forcing herself between Salt Lick and his bra-toy?
 

This picture was taken at a rave in case you guys were wondering.
 

No way. A rave? Fill us in

French for shower.
 

Trip to Vegas. Yes, please. I have been there many a time and never experienced anything that one should experience in Vegas. Well, yeah, I won a hand of poker and I went to the Elvis-O-Rama museum. But I'm not going to rest until I perform some act where I insert some non-insertible into somewhere not suitable for insertions, either on another party/ies or on myself from other party/ies while there is 100 dollar a pound animal flesh being consumed and I get a new pair of Bottega Venettas.


Too much? Ok. I'll settle for buying all of you a round and then stealing all your wallets after you've passed out twelve hours later.
 

Two words: Date rape.
 

u guys are such fags lol
 

you guys are retards.. go masturbate to thoughts of your mothers vagina, shes 68 now and really needs to have her basements back
 

check him out on facebook
"Caz Odin Darko"
looooooooooooooooooooooooool
 

LOL THIS GUY IS A HUGE DOUCHE RAVER
AND THOSE GLOVES THAT HE IS WEARING ARE FOR LIGHTSHOWS AND HE SUCKS AT THEM!!!
 

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