Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Spanky Feels Ignored
Spanky's still pissed no one cares about mocking his douchey ass. And while he wants to congratulate 'Bagpoleon on winning the HCwDB of the Week, he has one question for us:
Spanky: What's a brotha gotta hairspike and hottie mug to get some mock around here?
You just didn't have it, Spanky.
Now go fetch me a chicken pot pie.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 9:14 AM 
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Spanky needs to get used to it. He is kinda like the guy who holds your weiner for you while you pee at the Walmart. You just don't make eye contact and leave without washing your hands.
# posted by 
: 9:34 AM
: 9:34 AM
I love the bleach blonde little skank. Each pic looks better and better. While Spanky looks more and more pathetic.
Spanky Spanky Spanky...
Your hot isnt hot. Her face is deformed, and her roots are an abomination..not to mention the fivehead, and the fact that she looks like a bargain basement fuckdoll.
You, however, are a douche. We have noticed, you choad-wank.
Your hot isnt hot. Her face is deformed, and her roots are an abomination..not to mention the fivehead, and the fact that she looks like a bargain basement fuckdoll.
You, however, are a douche. We have noticed, you choad-wank.
It looks like they are in Spanky's Dungeon of Douche.
Don't listen to the ugly comments. You are a delightful little skank. The world can always use more hott skanks.
Don't listen to the ugly comments. You are a delightful little skank. The world can always use more hott skanks.
As Spanky’s hand rounded the underside of her buttock, his stiff little groin finger pressed into Priscilla’s prosthetic phallus; and thus, beginning a long and turgid sword fight betwixt their grooving grottos… some would later say that their cock-sparring resembled two afro-clad break dancers participating in a knife fight.
I like how the pictures of his girlfriend get sluttier and sluttier. And don't think I don't see you grabbin' up some ass pear Spanky.
This photo could use about 24% more Sad Karaoke Robot, and 75% less obnoxiously pink dress.
This photo could use about 24% more Sad Karaoke Robot, and 75% less obnoxiously pink dress.
Look Spanky, we placed our drink orders fifteen minutes ago. What's the holdup here.
Fuck it, go get your manager.
Fuck it, go get your manager.
# posted by : 10:22 AM
: 10:22 AM
Hey, Spanky, I'm gonna set your hair on fire and use you to light the fireplace. Afterwards, I'll dine in front of the fireplace with the lovely Ms. Pink.
And you'll wait on us hand and foot. Now get me my sammich, bitch!
And you'll wait on us hand and foot. Now get me my sammich, bitch!
That's quite a watch ol' Spanky is sporting there. I'd like to hear it ticking, attached to his unconscious body, as I apply the Brobdingnagian Beefhammer to Blondie's no doubt tasty nether regions.
Spanky just has "below average" witten all over him. He's never going to be "good" or "adequate" at anything, even douching. It seems as though the grade D+ is the ethos that governs his entire existence.
And upon closer inspection it appears that his skanky pink dress hott has some quality suckle thigh and rump. Well done, pole dancing does have its benefits.
And upon closer inspection it appears that his skanky pink dress hott has some quality suckle thigh and rump. Well done, pole dancing does have its benefits.
Spanky, you are a tool and you date a skank. Dating a skank isn't necessarily bad, just don't wonder where it comes from when out of the blue it stings to piss.
She's looks like the type to date you for two years, and then have sex with the Denver Broncos if they buy her a shot at a bar.
She's looks like the type to date you for two years, and then have sex with the Denver Broncos if they buy her a shot at a bar.
# posted by : 11:39 AM
: 11:39 AM
@ SSS at 10:52
As Judge Smails once said, "Well, the world needs ditchdiggers, too."
Maybe Spanky can look forward to a long career in landscape and drainage development.
As Judge Smails once said, "Well, the world needs ditchdiggers, too."
Maybe Spanky can look forward to a long career in landscape and drainage development.
# posted by : 11:47 AM
: 11:47 AM
Spanky only keeps her around so he can watch his Hi-Def movies on her forehead. Make that a 7 head. Maybe more like a 15 head?
Fuck it. I nominate Spanky for the weekly. The little guy's been working so hard it, I say his efforts deserve some recognition. And by recognition, I mean demoralizing beat down.
And as for little the blonde chipmunk, yeah, I totally give her my crabs. And I'd enjoy doing it.
And as for little the blonde chipmunk, yeah, I totally give her my crabs. And I'd enjoy doing it.
I'd nominate Spanky to clean up the restrooms at the Shell station down the street. You can smell them from orbit.
# posted by : 1:56 PM
: 1:56 PM
Fuck you guys. If it weren't for me inventing the internet you'd all be sending letters through the nPost Office and reading paperback porn.
# posted by : 2:50 PM
: 2:50 PM
She keeps getting a little cuter in each successive photo. If DB1 has about 10 more, she may qualify as a "hot chick" by the end of the year.
Just in time for Spanky to take a weekly, then get shut out in a landslide by Poopie's nephew Orangina in the monthly.
Dude just doesn't have it.
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Just in time for Spanky to take a weekly, then get shut out in a landslide by Poopie's nephew Orangina in the monthly.
Dude just doesn't have it.
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