Monkey spanker.
 

Spanky was later heard yelling " Bob Saget! "
 

Spanky would probably get better attention if he took Darla's belt off and cinched it around his dainty pecs.

Darla would probably get better attention if she took her skirt off and cinched her sinewy legs around my head.
 

I think she is hott in a little skank type of way. Of course I like little skanks.
 

Yet another example of the douchbag penchant for finding the ugliest portion of their chimp-decorated apartment to use as a photo backdrop. That decor looks like it was specifically placed to increase sales of Prozac.
 

Guyliner FTW. Happy Valentine's kissy lips in the background.
 

How come douchebags are terrible at karate?

Cuz they can never get past the white belt.

Buh-dump, dup.
 

Those lips in the background make me horny.

It looks like they took this picture in her dorm room.

I think the person taking the picture must've been on a ladder or a step stool.
 

Spanky once attempted to mate with my left shoe.

True story.
 

I kind of like Spanky. He's sort of dirty looking, in an orange "I'm Poopie's kid brother" kind of way.

Needs to hit the weight room if he wants to hang with the big guy, though.

And little skanky looks much better in this pic, also. In a trailer-trashy, I'll-be-working-in-a-diner-forever kind of way.
 

This is the kind of girl that will try anything. Even some spanky spanky. Thank God for little skanks.
 

His hair matches her eyeliner.

And is that a "mom" tattoo? Aww, he's sensitive too.
 

and by sensitive I mean he likes it when she gives him a rimjob.
 

I have the same problem with Spanky's bleeth as I did last week. Put another way: Ladies, doing your eye makeup so that you look like Alex from A Clockwork Orange is not as hot as you think it is.
 

Ladies, if you do not possess Aeon Flux levels of hotness and kink, do not try to mimic her look.
 

who the hell is taking these pictures?
 

Satan...
 

Lamp is sitting in the corner, biding its time...
 

**clicks on**



I love killing douche-and-bleeth couples and then grinding them up into porch beef.



**clicks off**
 

Whoah. I just noticed - pink ties on green curtains? Can we please have a category in the douchies for worst taste in interior decoration?
 

Hey!
 

Thanks for voting, Buckwheat! Glad to see you're still with us.
 

WTF is with combing the hair forward? Russell Crowe did it in Gladiator and he looked like a douche. Goeroge Clooney has done it multiple times and he looked like a douche. Spanky, for God's sake, this is not what you want to emulate.

I agree with Mr. White on the eye make up thing. You look like a raccoon honey. I take that back because raccoons can be cute (when not tipping over garbage cans). I would rather try to kiss a rabid badger than her.
 

Is that "Hey I want to be the judge in that category", "Hey that looks just like my lounge, leave it alone" or something totally different?
 

Jaques @ 11:50 FTW, retroactive and indefinitely.

@ Mr. White

We in the Snatcho-American community refer to her look as "Tarantula Eyes".

RE his tattoo: This is what happens when a kid walks in to the shop, picks out the giant black-and-gray jester heads with "Laugh Now, Cry Later" in big old english letters and we tell him it's 550 bucks. He drops a little poop nugget in his shorts and asks what he can get for 70 bucks. See the photo for the answer to that question.
 

I think her belt would look good just below his chin but just above his collar bone.

I think it would be even better if the belt had a rope attached to it.

It would be great if the rope was connected to some immovable object.

It would be perfect if he was swinging from the end of the rope connected to the belt.
 

It's Spanky and Skanky!
 

Oh, fuck this guy.
 

Hey, that's me in this picture!

Oh wait... never mind. That's just my reflection on her shiny ass forehead.
 

when Spanky finally learns the Groin Shave Reveal, he would have made his 3rd attempt at graduating high school.
 

SPANKY should flee in the presence of a hott with a black belt, unless he's up for some karate kidding around.

Sensei Whoop-di-douche warned you.