Congratulations Yankees.
Greetings from Boston---->
 

Looks like the girl with the black bikini finally noticed the gut on that guy. Better make hers a double.
 

I'm bringing my puppy to the vet to be neutered tomorrow. I'd gladly foot the bill for these two chimps, too.


@ Wedgie

Fuck that. Read my rant from last night
 

Brunettes with boobs. I'll drink to that.

And by drink, I mean beat the crap out of all scrotes in the vicinity.

Brunette on the right, her expression upon viewing douchegoggled scrote's paunch says there is hope for her. One can only wish.


-noobbag
 

But DB1, penicillin isn't a vaccine.
 

Wal-Mart's Buy one pair of ridiculously oversized sunglasses and get five pair free promotion was a huge success.

Apparently, so was the donut sale.
 

That guy's tattoos look like an artist's interpretation of the big bang.


Speaking of big bang, look that the door knockers on that brunette in the black. Ha-chacha-chacha
 

Vin, loved the rant last night. You are completely right. And to that fuckface who talked about Boston's payroll. It's 4th in 2009 actually asswad. $80million behind the yankees. Salary cap salary cap.

And fuck these douchebags too.
 

@Vin:

I did read your rant last night. Take a good look at junior in my photo.

You might be interested to know that the two douchebags in this pic are with New York's farm club, the Scarsdale Scrotum.

Grooming future dickweeds, one at a time.
 

Brunette on right swallowed a fly.
 

Yes Brunette on the right, that warm puddle around your feet and splashing on your leg is Mr. Chubby releaving himself at the bar.
 

Yes, it is time for shots. 6 of them in the Mozambique style.
 

As the bile came up into the back of Susy's throat, she looked at Jimmy's doughy mid-section and thought, "Damn, if I drink too many these, my inhibitions may loosen, and that fat, sweaty pud could be grunting one out on top of me."



"Check please!"
 

Can we talk more about baseball and sports please?

DB1, let's just do all sports so these douchebag commentators can fit in.

Sports = Douchebags and queers who like to pat each others ass cheeks and shower together.
 

Chess Club Guy ^
 

^^ who do you think has a higher IQ numb nuts, sports guys or chess club guys?
 

Anons^^^
 

Damn people, keep your focus on the 'bags, not each other. We're all in this together-

- management
 

Whose opinions actually matter?

Not ^^ Anonymous.

Someone's upset that they found a video of their mom getting a baseball bat shoved inside of her.
 

Er, uh. Look at that brunettes chest.
 

I know it's not Friday yet...

big boob brunette snarls
yakuza-tatt choad's nipple ring
Can't say I blame her

nuff said
 

@ Vin

See my response to your rant of last night. Won't repeat it here.

Brunette in black bikini is displaying the proper face when nearly contracting the Grieco virus. Fortunately she knows that most viruses have a tough time living in a non-aqueous environment. She should be splashing that drink all over herself. Then she should get another, douse the louse to her left, and set it one fire. If a host is badly burned, the virus will tend to die.
 

DB1: "You children shut up!"

"But Dad, he started it!"

DB1: "Go to your room, you little fucker."

"Ok, sorry."
 

I have a buddy in the Yankee's farm system right now. I hate the Yankees, make no mistake, but I would contend that being in their system does not make you a douche. Especially when they sell off half their prospects to bring in a rectal abscess of A-Rod caliber.

That said, a stellar set of mams on our lady to the right. Tip of the cap to you m'lady.
 

Y'know when you have a really thick bowel movement? The kind that just sort of pinches off right there where you slice it off ?


Then, slowly, like a felled redwood it tips to one side and emits a splash?


That's called "taking an Anon".
 

you have to give the scrote on the right some credit for having the ballz to get the star tatts on his flab.

its also probably appropriate that they all happen to be at a place called REHAB.
 

Great video from Troy last night. It's in the Scrotes & Brunettes thread below.
Worth a look; you always want to know what the enemy is up to.
 

SEE! Sometimes brunettes are smarter than blondes.

Now RUN, sweet Melissa!11! Run as fast as those funbags will let you!!!
 

I realize the bar in the photo is at some sort of holiday resort, but would it kill them to insist on shirts being worn at the bar?
 

Scrote: "Hey honey check this out."

Hott: "I'd get that looked at if I were you."

Scrote: "Whattaya mean?"

Hott: "It looks like a mole or a birth defect."
 

Girl: Uhh, why does your tattoo-sleeve stop at your elbow?
Starbelly: So I can keep dressing down for Casual Friday at the office. Pretty clever, eh?
Girl: Ok, yeah, I guess... and why are there stars on your belly?
Starbelly: See, I always had this thing for Rainbow Brite...
 

... oh damn, I forgot about the Starbellied Sneetches!

The Sneetches, by Dr. Seuss
Now, the Star-Bell Sneetches had bellies with stars.
The Plain-Belly Sneetches had none upon thars.
Those stars weren’t so big. They were really so small.
You might think such a thing wouldn’t matter at all.

But, because they had stars, all the Star-Belly Sneetches
Would brag, “We’re the best kind of Sneetch on the beaches.”
With their snoots in the air, they would sniff and they’d snort
“We’ll have nothing to do with the Plain-Belly sort!”
And, whenever they met some, when they were out walking,
They’d hike right on past them without even talking....
 

It's no use, DB1... there is no vaccine against douche
 

I need a shot, to the head, with a Black Talon.



This shit is why I no longer vacation in Jamaica.
 

More like "Time for Strafing"...
 

@ Genital Electric

You didn't finish the story!

Then the plain bellied Sneetches said "we've had enough"
So they unholstered their schnoozles, saying "time to get rough!"
They chased down star-bellies, whom they schnoozled to death.
They schnoozled and schnoozled til no more could draw breath.

So the plain-bellied Sneetches revealed smiling teeth
saying "now it is time to fwap to the bleeth!"
 

@scrotum pole, 7:41 a.m. -

"Brunette on right swallowed a fly."

Well, that's understandable, considering how flies love piles of poo such as Chet there. Odds are one got away.
 

Skip:

I don't know any of these people anyway- they must be in on the Free Toaster/Florida Vacation/Gerbil up Ass promotion.
 

Bellyin' up to the bar takes on literal dimensions.

Boobyin' up to the bar takes on droopin' dimensions.

Vaccinatin' up at the bar takes on pricking intentions.
 

so wasn't the H1N1 originally a biological weapon that was supposed to affect douchebags only?

what went wrong?

what went wrong?
 

Perhaps when they sequence the douchebag gene a virus against them can be engineered... Would it affect the bleeths?
 

pretty sure the only douchebags here are you dumb fucks who got nothing better to do than comment on dumb pics...
 

That guy in the back is actually pretty cute, id do him!
 

II wanna fuck the guy in the back! He looks foreign!